Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World
Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I
dunt feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had
long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was
testicular removal. "No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond
opinion ey!"
The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him
that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused
the treatment. Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just
around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last
opinion from someone he could trust.
The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Wiremu, you huv prostate suckness ey"
"What's the cure thin doc ey?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer .
Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls.
"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie "xxxxx" wanted to
take my test tickets off me!"
