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RaaArtyGunner

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Sorry guys couldn't resist
« on: August 16, 2010, 11:09:23 am »


Two Kiwis, Trevor and Jeanette, are walking down a street in Bondi in Sydney.

Trevor just happens to look in one of the shop windows and sees a sign that catches his eye.

The sign says

Suits $10.00 each
Shirts $4.00 each
Trousers $5.00 per pair
 
Trevor says to her, “Jeanette, look!  We could buy a whole lot of those, and whin we get beck to InZid, we could make a fortune”.

“Now whin we go unto the shop, you be quiet, okay?

Just lit me do all the talking cause uf they hear our accint, they might not be nice to us. I'll speak in my bist Aussie accint.”

'No worries, smiled Jeanette, I'll keep my mouth shut.'

They go in and Trevor says, “I'll take fufty suits et $10.00 each, 100 shirts et $4.00 each, and fufty pairs of trousers et $5.00 each & I'll beck up my truck and...'

The owner of the shop interrupts, “You're from New Zealand, aren't you?”

“Well... Yis,” says a surprised Trevor. “How the hill dud you know thet?”

The owner says, “This is a dry cleaners!”.
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Lozza

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Re: Sorry guys couldn't resist
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2010, 07:56:30 pm »

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in Australia to watch the upcoming Rugby World
Cup and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor. "Hey doc, I
dunt feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.

The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu that he had
long existing and advanced prostate problems and that the only cure was
testicular removal. "No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond
opinion ey!"

The second Aussie doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also advised him
that testicular removal was the only cure. Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused
the treatment. Wiremu was devastated, but with the Rugby World Cup just
around the corner he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided to get one last
opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Wiremu, you huv prostate suckness ey"
"What's the cure thin doc ey?" asked Wiremu hoping for a different answer .
Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut off your balls.

"Phew, thunk god for thut!" said Wiremu, "those Aussie "xxxxx" wanted to
take my test tickets off me!"

 :}
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