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RaaArtyGunner
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Two questions, Make a choice
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September 11, 2010, 08:41:36 am »
2 TOUGH QUESTIONS.... INTERESTING
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already,
three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and
she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates.
Candidate A:
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10
Martinis a day.
Candidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium
in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,
drinks an occasional beer and never committed adultery.
Which of these candidates would be our choice?
Decide first... No peeking, and then scroll down for the
response.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn't it?
Makes a person think before judging someone.
Remember:
Amateurs ... Built the ark.
Professionals ... Built the Titanic
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Umi_Ryuzuki
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Re: Two questions, Make a choice
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September 11, 2010, 10:09:01 am »
I killed Beethoven, but I voted for Winston Churchill...
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malcolmfrary
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Re: Two questions, Make a choice
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September 11, 2010, 10:36:05 am »
"Associates with crooked politicians"
Doesn't help narrow it down very much, really.
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