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Canopus

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WORLDS WORST JOKE
« on: October 15, 2010, 05:00:29 pm »

There was an inflatable boy, who goes to an inflatable school.
He sits down at his inflatable desk and in due course the inflatable teacher comes in.
The inflatable teacher teaches the inflatable students.
But the inflatable boy is in no mood to learn and messes around.
The inflatable teacher tells the inflatable boy off, but it does no good and he messes around again and again, and is told off again and again.
Suddenly the inflatable boy looses his temper, opens the lid on his inflatable desk, takes out a pin and sticks the pin in the teacher!
Whooosh, the teacher goes flat.
The inflatable boy runs out of the inflatable classroom, down the inflatable corridor and out of the inflatable school - he turns and thinks what the hell and sticks the pin in the school!
Whoooooosh the school goes flat.
The inflatable boy runs home to his inflatable mum and tells her what he has done and with that runs into his inflatable house, up the inflatable stairs and into his inflatable bedroom where he sits on his inflatable bed, puts his inflatable head in his inflatable hands and weeps.
In the backgrounfd the inflatable boy hears a noise, nah, nah, nah, nah, he looks out of the inflatable window and to his horror sees two inflatable policeman talking to his inflatable mother.
Realising he has gone too fat the inflatable boy sticks the pin into himself!
Whooosh he goes flat.
The deflated boy is taken by inflatable ambulance to an inflatable hospital where he is put on an inflatable trolley and attended to by inflatable doctors and inflatable nurses.
Whilst he is being attended to the deflated boy looks round and in the next inflatable bed he sees his teacher, who is looking a bit flat!
The deflated teacher looks at him and says…..

I'm really disappointed in you.
Not only have you let me down, you've let the school down, and you've let yourself down!!!


Hope this didn't go flat!
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dodgy geezer

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Re: WORLDS WORST JOKE
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2010, 08:02:47 pm »


Hope this didn't go flat!


Not at all! But, like a supertanker, you could see it coming from a long way away...
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