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The Haircut..
« on: January 17, 2011, 06:20:35 pm »

One day a florist went to a barber  for a haircut.

  After the cut, he asked about his  bill, and the barber replied, 'I
cannot accept money from  you , I'm doing community service this
week.' The florist  was pleased and left the  shop.

  When the barber went to open his  shop the next morning, there was a
'thank you' card and a  dozen roses waiting for him at his  door.

  Later, a cop comes in for a haircut,  and when he tries to pay his
bill, the barber again replied,  'I cannot accept money from you , I'm
doing community  service this week.' The cop was happy and left the
shop.

  The next morning when the barber  went to open up, there was a
'thank you' card and a dozen  doughnuts waiting for him at his  door.

  Then a Member of Parliament came in  for a haircut, and when he went
to pay his bill, the barber  again replied, 'I can not accept money
from you. I'm doing  community service this week.' The MP was very
happy and left the shop.

  The next morning, when the barber  went to open up, there were a
dozen MPs lined up waiting for  a free haircut.

  And that, my friends, illustrates  the fundamental difference
between the citizens of our  country and the politicians who run  it.

  BOTH POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES NEED TO  BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON
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mick

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Re: The Haircut..
« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2011, 07:05:54 pm »

That is brilliant :}
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RRS01

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Re: The Haircut..
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2011, 09:00:26 pm »

I must tell you that I intend to steal this story and email it to some friends  :-) ... of course, after modifying it   :D  (changing Member of Parliament to Senator)

Just goes to show, politicians are the same the world over!   >:-o  >>:-( 
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Re: The Haircut..
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2011, 09:04:16 pm »

Their not. Ours are being imprisoned for creative accounting. John.
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RRS01

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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2011, 10:20:10 pm »

As should ours be!! and not in "Club Fed"!!!  >:-o  >>:-(  <*<
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Re: The Haircut..
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2011, 06:04:47 pm »

The same thing goes in Mexico, but the barber now is under official investiagation for underground activity, there are waiting for Him 3 union member in order to collect some money and one drug capo want Him in his cartel O0
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