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[RaaArtyGunner]

Suppose this is guaranteed to shed pounds, both monetary and physical.

 

[CGAux26]

It comes in a de-hydrated pill, too.  Just add double hydrogenated oxygen.   

[richtea]

Don't tell me people fall for that,
pass me my tablets and find me a padded cell, I need to lay down.

[dodgy geezer]

It comes in a de-hydrated pill, too.  Just add double hydrogenated oxygen.   

I had heard that dihydrogen monoxide has been responsible for so many deaths that it's going to be banned. You can sign the petition here... http://www.petitiononline.com/h2o/petition.html

[CGAux26]

Those who have died after long periods of ingesting dihydrogen monoxide are in the same order of magnitude, if not exactly the same total numbers, as those who have inhaled that deadly combination of gases consisting of about 20% O2 and 80 % N2 (with of course, a pinch of the recently-declared deadly CO2 included).

STOP THE PRESSES!!! BREATHING, EATING, AND DRINKING LEAD TO DEATH!!!!!!!
 

[oldiron]

 Birth is a terminal disease. All those born are bound to die.

John