Observations On Growing Older
~Your Kids are becoming you...and you don't like them...but your grandchildren are Perfect!
~Going Out is good.. Coming Home is better!
~When People say "You Look Great"... They Add "For Your Age!"
~When You needed the discount, you paid full Price.. Now You get discounts on Everything..
Movies, Hotels, flights, but you're too tired to use them.
~You Forget names .... But it's OK because other people forgot they Even knew you!!!
~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
~You realize you're never going to be really good at anything .... Especially Golf.
~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don't remember.
~The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.
~Your husband sleeps better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than he does in bed. It's
Called his "pre-sleep"..
~Remember when your mother said, "Wear clean underwear in case you 'GET' in an Accident"? Now you bring clean underwear in case you 'HAVE' an Accident!
~You used to say, "I hope my kids 'GET' married... Now, "I hope they 'STAY' married!"
~You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF" Switch..
~When GOOGLE, ipod, email, modem .... Were unheard of, and a mouse was something that
Made you climb on a table.
~You tend to use more 4 letter words ... "what?"..."when?"... ???
~Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it's not safe to wear it anywhere.
~Your husband has a night out with the guys, but he's home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 P..M.
~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you've already read it.
~You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~Everybody Whispers.
~Now that your husband has retired ... You'd give anything if he'd find a job!
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet ... 2 of which you will never wear.
~~~But Old is good in some things: Old songs, Old movies, and best of all, OLD FRIENDS!!
