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[MichaelK]

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[dreadnought72]

I only thought it happened to others ... we've been together for years ... I had no idea this was coming.

You see, my missus left on Monday morning, saying she was popping out for a pint of milk. I've not seen her since.

She called me on Wednesday to say it was all over.

I'm coping ok so far ... I'm getting by on the powdered stuff.

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My wife left me for my best friend on Friday night. They'd been at it for ages by all accounts. And I never knew!

God, I'm going to miss him.

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My wife went missing a week ago. The police said that I should expect the worst.

... So I went back to the charity shop and bought back her clothes in case she does turn up.

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My girlfriend told me last week that she was leaving me because I'm too controlling.

It worked out ok though - I didn't let her.

 

[thegrimreaper]

I got stopped the other day by a police officer, I was speeding at the time the officer said to me I am going off duty soon and dont want the hassle of writing you a ticket so give me a good enough excuse for the speed and I will let you off with a warning I said to the officer My wife left me the other week and ran off with  a police officer when i saw you chasing me I thought you wanted to give her back  the officer said to me please slow down and went on his way

Regards Mark

[treeboa]

having a feeling something was up in the relationship and how my partner was coming home late i decided to hide outside and watch her coming home, stood by the garage i watched as a jaguar pulled up, my wife in the seat next to a much younger man, i innocently thought she had accepted a lift untill i watched as they passionately kissed and were obviously fondling each other, as she got out i kneeled by the back of our old astra in case i was seen, at this point i realised there is a major problem, i spotted a rather large oil stain on the path which means the engine must be leaking

[Nordsee]

True Story. Many years ago, my first wife and I were going home on my Triumph Motor bike. I had to stop at a red traffic light and unknown to me my wife stood up to stretch her legs ( she is nearly 6 feet tall and Triumphs were not very big, compared to todays bikes) Lights turn green, I give her some stick to do a fast start and leave said wife standing in the middle of the road, to the intense and loud amusement of the people waiting at a nearby bustop. She never believed I didn't do it on purpose and even today she goes tight lipped if I mention it.....