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[nhp651]

 

 Can you believe it …. they sent my Census form back

In response to the question:

 "Do you have any dependants?"

 
I replied - "2.1 million illegal immigrants;
 
1.1 million crack heads;
 
1.4 million unemployable people,
 
901 thousand people in over 85 prisons;
 
andnearly 600 idiots in Parliament.
 
Apparently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
 
  SO!!!,who the hell did I miss??

 

 

[richtea]

All those extremists that want to change our way of life for their perverted version of religion.
Don't forget that their 'OOMAN RIGHTS come before our right to live the way we want.

[malcolmfrary]

SO!!!,who the hell did I miss??

The staff in the census office.

[dodgy geezer]

The staff in the census office.

Correct. You might also add:

Civil Service - about 0.5m staff
Armed Forces - about 0.25m staff
Police and other emergency services - about 100,000 staff?
Local Government staff - 2.4m staff
NHS - 1.8m staff

and an unquantified number of hangers-on, QUANGOS, several parts of banks, and around 15% of the EU budget (2009 contribution was £3.8 bn)

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[john s 2]

Neil you missed Politicians. John.

[Netleyned]

Neil you missed Politicians. John.
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andnearly 600 idiots in Parliament.


 

Ned

[john s 2]

Whoops did not read correctly. Symptom of old age setting in. John.

[Martin (Admin)]

Whoops did not read correctly. Symptom of old age setting in. John.

Too many OAPs?  

[grasshopper]

Too many OAPs?  

OOOhhh.....er! might I suggest you DUCK and run for cover Martin....they might be a few bottles of Horlicks and Sanatogen heading your way shortly.

[Norseman]

You missed me Neil - I depend on you and a few others for good advice   
.......... and the occasional Kaboom too.

Dave

[Bee]

10 million parents who think they should be paid every week because they were too stupid to use a condom.

[nhp651]

10 million parents who think they should be paid every week because they were too stupid to use a condom.

I presume from that comment Bee...you don't have the beauty of two daughters reaching puberty and all the joys they bring, all at the same time......

[grasshopper]

My son and I have been there.....his two sisters and his mother all had that 'special' time same week out of every four.....surprised we survived!

[Dreadstar]

At least you got a breather,try having a partner and three daughters,who seem to take it in turns,one after the other......