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armc40

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Lion spotted in Essex ???
« on: August 28, 2012, 02:23:35 pm »
C'mon now...it was Essex after all !


Probably just a snow leopard with a fake tan and fur extensions !
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Re: Lion spotted in Essex ???
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2012, 02:27:45 pm »
I just wonder what possesed the guy with photos worth thousands to give them to the police - what was wrong with emailing them a copy?

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Re: Lion spotted in Essex ???
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2012, 03:01:02 pm »
If that was the cat on the front page of the mirror, then somebody should go to Specsavers.....Rod :-))
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Re: Lion spotted in Essex ???
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2012, 03:16:24 pm »
Not seen the papers Rod - but yes I really need to do the specsavers run anyway ......
Just worried I'll see the wife properly - it's been quite a while  {-)

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Re: Lion spotted in Essex ???
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2012, 06:37:23 pm »
Apparently the Essex lion has been found, hiding in a wardrobe.

When asked what it was doing there, it growled "Narnia business".  %)

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Re: Lion spotted in Essex ???
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2012, 06:58:43 pm »
Groan....

And I was going to say something about the domestic cat seen 'just lion around'.  :embarrassed:
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Re: Lion spotted in Essex ???
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2012, 08:45:34 pm »
Bigger groan, I suggest you get your coats.
That type of joke only acts as a CATalyst for other poor jokes {-) {-)

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Re: Lion spotted in Essex ???
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2012, 09:29:30 pm »
Had a feline you might say something like that.

 My cat Sam says, the miaow the merrier.
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Re: Lion spotted in Essex ???
« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2012, 10:25:26 pm »
Quote from: tobyker on August 28, 2012, 09:29:30 pm
the miaow the merrier.
abridged to ......... Honor Blackman O0

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Re: Lion spotted in Essex ???
« Reply #9 on: August 28, 2012, 10:32:40 pm »
i saw a guy running down the road yesterday shouting' i just seen the lion'
I asked ' which way did it go?'
He said' you don't think I'm chasing it do you?'
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Re: Lion spotted in Essex ???
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2012, 04:28:59 am »
Quote from: knoby on August 28, 2012, 10:32:40 pm
i saw a guy running down the road yesterday shouting' i just seen the lion'
I asked ' which way did it go?'
He said' you don't think I'm chasing it do you?'


............. that was terrible!!!!!
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Re: Lion spotted in Essex ???
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2012, 08:27:12 am »
Good photo reply Lady Lifeboat - funnier than the joke  O0
...... best joke so far is Dreadnought's "Narnia business".   {-)

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