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essex2visuvesi

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Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Flight Attendant
« on: June 17, 2013, 09:16:28 am »
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.  She  took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.

Shortly before landing in New York , she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?"Not one hand went up ..... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think
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Re: Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Flight Attendant
« Reply #1 on: June 17, 2013, 09:25:49 am »
No get out Claws either :}
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Re: Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Flight Attendant
« Reply #2 on: June 17, 2013, 09:39:18 am »
Very good, gave a nice Monday chuckle  :-)
 
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Re: Frozen Crabs & the Blonde Flight Attendant
« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2013, 03:06:25 am »
On this subject,

Many years ago when I was flying down to Dallas Texas to visit my wife to be, I decided to bring a couple of Maine lobsters with me, as any one knows these have to travel live to the cooking pot. So not thinking I bought a small cooler, some ice packs and got some news paper to soak in water to put over the pair of lobsters that I had purchased. I went proudly walking up to where the scan the carry on luggage and put the cooler on the conveyer belt and through the machine they went. When the cooler came out the other side the young lady asked if she could look in the cooler, I am going to guess she could not figure out what was in there. Well I opened the cooler and Larry the lobster had lost one of his rubber bands that keep the claw closed and when the top of the cooler came off he swung that claw at her. She then let out this ear piercing scream and ran off. Next thing I know there are several Guards with there weapons out looking at me! The next thing I heard was "Don't Move"  At this point I started laughing, one of the older ones asked "What's so funny?" and when I told him what had happened, he came over and looked in the cooler and stated laughing also, about this time the young lady came back and was told that the things in my cooler were live lobsters and everything was alright. Same Idea slightly different approach.

Andre :-)) ok2
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