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Todays news
« on: April 01, 2014, 06:17:50 am »

Researchers from The Australian National University (ANU) have trained ducks to walk across pedestrian crossings in an effort to reduce the number of duck-related road incidents on campus.
Dr Donald Drake from the Research School of Birds and Fowl Creatures said the break-through research was the result of several years of study combined with practical training exercises and in-class lessons.
“Early research into duck road crossings told us that ducklings prefer to follow a group leader and walk single file across the road,” said Dr Drake.
“The ‘leader’ duck often has little regard for road traffic and can often unwittingly put the younger or ‘follower’ ducks directly into harm’s way.
“This has regularly put our local duck population in danger, particularly during peak-hour and around breeding season.”
Staff and students at ANU have regularly petitioned the University to build tunnels or special duck-crossing bridges in an effort to improve road safety.
Some research suggests certain duck breeds develop a regular informal route based on their instincts. But the inability to accurately predict the corridors each season, coupled with the high cost of new infrastructure, prompted the University to call on Dr Drake’s team to find an alternative.
Following extensive studies of duck behaviour, a training program was developed that combined practical conditioning and drill exercises.
“It was a real break-through moment felt by every member of the research team when the first of our leader ducks walked her family up to the zebra crossing to cross the road.
“We really couldn’t believe our eyes,” Dr Drake said.
“To know that we had pioneered the first ever training program to teach ducks to cross the road at a pedestrian crossing was an amazing feeling.
“With this research, there is real potential to save countless duck lives not just in Australia but around the world and we plan to share our research at the 2014 International Feathered Friends Conference,” he added.
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Re: Todays news
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2014, 06:21:53 am »

ABC Rural has a news story about Victoria starting up a wombat cheese industry. The  Wombat Dairy Company boasts of having a herd of 30 wombats for milking in their wombatary. Two premium cheeses were being produced - Wombrie and Womblue.
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Re: Todays news
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2014, 07:11:14 am »

 >>:-(...Have you been partaking in some of that religious brew Brian?............ {-) ...... Derek


http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=newssearch&cd=2&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CCsQqQIoADAB&url=http%3A%2F%2Fau.news.yahoo.com%2Fa%2F22300562%2Fapril-fools-day-pranks-around-the-internet%2F&ei=xFg6U9vRO5CkkgWPiYHIBA&usg=AFQjCNFuw97mWiUKqD3g7ZbjztnKyQGccQ


April Fools' Day pranks around the internet
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April 1, 2014, 4:52 pm


ANU: Researchers train ducks to use crossings


Australian National University researchers have trained ducks on campus to use pedestrian crossings to help reduce road accidents.

The aptly named Research School of Birds and Fowl Creatures, led by Dr Donald Drake, held training exercises for the ducks after observing their road behaviour.
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Re: Todays news
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2014, 09:52:35 am »

The drink may be brown but it's not beer.
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April 1, 2014, 4:52 pm
ANU: Researchers train ducks to use crossings
Australian National University researchers have trained ducks on campus to use pedestrian crossings to help reduce road accidents.
The aptly named Research School of Birds and Fowl Creatures, led by Dr Donald Drake, held training exercises for the ducks after observing their road behaviour.

See above for the full story. :o
Telstra and Optus announced similar mobile devices so that you can talk to your dog while you are out of the house, including a bark-to-text feature.
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Todays news - Australian Politics & Health System Changes?
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2014, 02:59:59 am »

 {-) {-) {-)
The AMA has weighed in on Joe Hockey’s proposed changes Australia’s health services

The Allergists voted to scratch them, but the

Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the

Neurologists thought he had a lot of nerve.

The Obstetricians felt he was labouring under a misconception.

Ophthalmologists considered the ideas short-sighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the

Paediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the ideas were madness, while the

Radiologists could see right through them.

The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of
the whole thing.

The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn’t hear of it.

The Pharmacists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the

Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...."

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the

Urologists were "xxxxx" off at the whole idea.

The Anaesthetists thought the ideas were a gas, but the

Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the
ars***oles in parliament.  <*<

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Re: Todays news...you can see this one coming, lol
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2014, 07:50:41 am »

sent by my mate in Ozz:

NATIONS
A driver was stuck in a traffic jam in Canberra on the London Circuit.
Nothing was moving.

Suddenly, a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down the window and asks, "What's going on?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped all of our MP's during a sitting of parliament,
and they're asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to
douse them all in petrol and set them on fire.
We are going from car to car collecting donations."

"How much is everyone giving, on average?" the driver asks.

The man replies, "Roughly four litres."
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