| | Flawless Male Logic as its best :
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: £3
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 30 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs £3 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at £270. In one year, it would be approximately £3,240 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend £3,240 not accounting for inflation, the past 30 years puts your spending at £97,200 correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 30 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
Where's your 'blinking!' Ferrari then? | 
