A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are clearly obsessed with eating. You've even named your twin daughters Candy and Peaches."
He turned to the second mother Ann "Your obvious obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
He turned to the third mother, Joyce: "Likewise, your obsession is alcohol. This too shows itself in your child's name, Ginny."
At this point, the fourth mother, quietly got up, took her little boy by the hand, and whispered, "Come on, Dick, this man has no idea what he's talking about. Let's collect Jimmy and Willie from school and go home for dinner.
