I'm so angry right now
I had to leave the house to run to the corner shop to pick up a few things.
I run my errand and I go back to my house. There are 4 police cars outside, and 6 Coppers in my home, ransacking it.
The front door had been knocked off the hinges, there's stuff everywhere, and apparently they were looking for something.
So I'm stuck outside with this Copper and they are inside searching through everything, even the dirty washing basket.
They checked inside my drawers under my mattress, and everywhere. Turned the place into a pigsty!
They tore my things apart. Everything.
So, as you can imagine, I'm getting upset, and I'm trying fathom out what's going on.
I asked if they had a search warrant, and if I could see it.
The copper in my bedroom shouts,
"Where did you hide it? We know it's here! We're searching, and we'll find it, so you might as well just tell us."
So then I shout back, "If I had an idea of what you're looking for pal, maybe I could help!"
He then gives me the "You want to get nicked or what?"
So I shut up and watch one of the other police officers look down at his phone.
Then he shouts, "Oi lads! Stop! Hold on. We're in the wrong house! The Pokémon is next door!"
