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RAAArtyGunner

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How to tell the weather
« on: December 09, 2016, 09:51:36 pm »

Our American cousins will be familiar with this form of weather forecasting  %% %% {-) {-)


The Indians on the Aamjiwnaang First Nation reservation in Grand Bend asked their new chief if the coming winter  was going to be cold or mild.
 
Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had  never been taught the old secrets.

When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell  what the winter was going to be like.
 
Nevertheless, to  be on the safe side, he told his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect firewood to be  prepared.

But, being a practical leader, after several days, he got  an idea.

He went to the phone booth, called the Environment Canada Weather  Service and asked, 'Is the coming winter going to be  cold?'
 
'It looks like this winter is going to be quite  cold,' the meteorologist at the weather service responded.
 
So the chief went back to his people and  told them to collect even more firewood in order to be  prepared.

A week later, he called the Environment  Canada Weather Service again.

'Does it still look like it is going to be a  very cold winter?'
   
'Yes,' the man at Weather Service again replied, 'it's  going to be a very cold winter.'

The  chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of  firewood they could find.

Two weeks later, the chief called the Environment  Canada Weather Service again. 'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is  going to be very cold?'
 
'Absolutely,' the man replied.  'It's looking more and more like it is going to be one of the coldest winters  we've ever seen.'
 
'How can you be so sure?' the chief  asked.
 
The weatherman replied, 'The Indians are collecting lots of firewood !' 


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Stavros

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Re: How to tell the weather
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2016, 10:22:35 pm »

GROAN......brilliant  :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-))






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Jerry C

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Re: How to tell the weather
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2016, 02:11:41 am »

Oh yes, good one.
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Re: How to tell the weather
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2016, 09:10:03 pm »

Reminds me of this one.............. ;)

A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."   The next day it rained.
 A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm."   The next day there was a hailstorm.
 "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
  Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
  The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio broke."
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