You are quite erroneous in YOUR assumption of "Dockyard pub talk", but trying to put a bit of levity in the situation, as a tax payer whom yet again is expected to foot the bill for questionable workmanship. Err, didn't the sister (Mother) ship also have a leaky bottom.
Sadly, the general public seem to be impressed by media reports whose information MAY be obtained from some floppy gobbed rating for the price of a couple of pints. Unfortunately todays sensitivities don't allow the same justice to be metered out for "Loose Lips".
Only yesterday I read a report from our illustrious press, of the recent attendance by one of our cabinet ministers at the launching of HMS Astute?????????????????? Don't know whether this is a piece of late copy or a time warp.
Don't forget Derek, while you were employed as weps for HMAS, there are OTHER people with informed knowledge.
Regards Ian.