Next job: the railings – simple enough, no problem.
Only they weren’t, they were a major pain in the a*se.
The grab rails on the engine room should have been simple but were a real headache. I wanted the stern ends to follow the same angle as the bulwark end, and to slot into the wheelhouse wall at the forward end. Usually I rate my soldering. I can usually do this stuff standing on my head. This time it was like I had been.
Nothing seemed to go right: wrong measurements, wrong angles, weak joints, too much overflow, dropping things on the floor (clumsy), losing things in plain sight (dumb), touching red hot joints (dumber), flux in the eye (now that is really dumb, and really stings), things not lining up, breaking things, and my personal favourite – touching the soldering iron to see if it was on (next level dumb). It was an egregious litany of dumb.
I soldered everything in place and eventually it looked about right. After I had removed the rails to clean them up they wouldn’t fit back in place. Why? How? Who knows?
Much, much remedial work and grumbling. I wasted a day on a 1 hour job.
The gunwale mounted railings have complex vertical and lateral curves. They are only slight curves but are critical to fitting on the capping rail correctly. It took ages to get that part right. Finally I soldered everything together and went to attach them and made a real hash of it. More cutting, bending, re-soldering, filling, filing, gluing, rinse and repeat. I was digging a hole and it only got deeper. It all just kept getting messier and messier. It took a whole day to realise that the all rails were rubbish, I took a long hard look at them and started again from scratch.
I should have taken along hard look at myself instead, I hadn’t really thought things through properly. Another wasted day. No excuses, just a bad day at the office.
Once I had calmed down it only took an hour or so the next day to fix things. Now I just want to cover up all of the cock-ups with some paint, hide my shame and forget all about it.
Anyway, here they are – can’t see what all the fuss was about.