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Jokes & Humour - 2025
« on: January 13, 2025, 01:41:58 pm »

 

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2025, 02:58:09 pm »

I wonder whether there is a connection between that picture and the exploits of Salvador Dali in Faringdon (just down the road from our house). https://www.faringdon.org/portwell-bench.html
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2025, 10:14:34 am »

dear, you really should get yours ears syringed - I said dinner suit
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2025, 11:22:20 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2025, 04:49:06 pm »

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2025, 11:24:47 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2025, 12:06:46 am »


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #7 on: March 09, 2025, 06:38:15 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #8 on: March 09, 2025, 06:39:22 pm »



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #9 on: March 09, 2025, 06:40:11 pm »

 


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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #10 on: March 09, 2025, 07:33:12 pm »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #11 on: March 10, 2025, 03:42:07 pm »

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Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2025, 09:57:02 pm »




 

 

 

 
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2025, 11:55:18 am »

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« Reply #14 on: April 17, 2025, 09:15:39 pm »


From ITV 1% club quiz tonight ....

I got this wrong but don't know why ???



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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #15 on: April 17, 2025, 09:59:22 pm »

Answer is C isn’t it?


If I’m right it’s literally reading the symbols in reverse order not opposite symbols.
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #16 on: April 17, 2025, 10:02:06 pm »

a is symmetric and probably there to fool us... ][][][
if you read c step by step from right to left:<>>>><
The usual 'read or understand the question in the correct way'
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #17 on: April 18, 2025, 12:10:11 pm »

It's simply C
A starts with open parenthesis and ends with a close, so even though the characters look identical it does not follow whats asked.
B starts with an exclamation and ends with a £ sign so read from either end starts with a different character - not what it asks.
C both ends start with a less than symbol, then a greater than, and a greater than in the middle two.
D same as B
E two + followed by different as the 2nd character.


While writing this I originally thought A but after going through it I was wrong and it's C
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #18 on: April 18, 2025, 10:09:30 pm »

Actually, I don't care, but for the sake of levity, Martin, what is the answer? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #19 on: April 18, 2025, 11:31:21 pm »

Definitely 'C'.

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #20 on: April 19, 2025, 08:07:37 am »

It depends onyour interpretation of the word order  :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police:
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #21 on: April 19, 2025, 03:33:54 pm »

Actually, I don't care, but for the sake of levity, Martin, what is the answer? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

   C  !!!
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #22 on: April 20, 2025, 10:42:14 am »

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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #23 on: April 20, 2025, 06:05:54 pm »

I "C". Thanks Martin :embarrassed:
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Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
« Reply #24 on: April 21, 2025, 04:37:32 pm »

 


 
 

 
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