Model Boat Mayhem

Mess Deck: General Section => Humour => Topic started by: alan colson on May 06, 2008, 03:13:59 pm

Title: The 5 Ands
Post by: alan colson on May 06, 2008, 03:13:59 pm
Here is another Brain Teaser for you, can you make a perfectly reasonable sentence using the word "AND" five times consecutively.
PM me with your answers.
Alan
Title: Re: The 5 Ands
Post by: catengineman on May 06, 2008, 03:37:44 pm
I stutter when trying to say and and and and andover O0
Title: Re: The 5 Ands
Post by: alan colson on May 06, 2008, 03:45:53 pm
What a sad answer that is :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: The 5 Ands
Post by: Welsh_Druid on May 06, 2008, 03:46:13 pm
The chef was writing Egg and Bacon on the menu board but there wasnt enough room as he got too much space between Egg and and and and and Bacon.

Do I go to the top of the class ?
Title: Re: The 5 Ands
Post by: BobF on May 06, 2008, 09:56:57 pm
No!
 you are supposed to pm the answer.
Title: Re: The 5 Ands
Post by: catengineman on May 06, 2008, 11:37:21 pm
Oooops   note to self "read the post properly" :(
Title: Re: The 5 Ands
Post by: alan colson on May 07, 2008, 03:18:33 pm
Welsh Druid
The answer to your question is NO & NO you are not the first to get it right, but you are the first to c*ck it up for everyone else.
Have had PM's from others.
Catengineman was wrong anyway.
I have another question but can you be trusted to PM me your answers, also are you clever enough to solve it anyway.
Fill in the punctuation.

John, where Jack had had had had had had had had had had had the examiner's approval.

Alan
Title: Re: The 5 Ands
Post by: Welsh_Druid on May 07, 2008, 04:00:03 pm
Alan

Sorry - that was not my intention and like catengineman I should read the posting properly instead of just glancing quickly at it. Yes I can do your latest but won't in case it upsets you. Of course if you are offering a prize ? - Well that would be different  :angel:

I'll stick to model boating threads in future - after all THATS what this forum is REALLY about isn't it ? 

By now the hull sitting out in the sun should have dried enough for me to get on with the next stage of building the model so I'm off :D

Bye Bye

Don B.
Title: Re: The 5 Ands
Post by: banjo on May 07, 2008, 04:05:49 pm
 {-)

Don  vanishes in a cloud of miffs!!!! ;D
Title: Re: The 5 Ands
Post by: Welsh_Druid on May 07, 2008, 04:07:25 pm
{-)

Don  vanishes in a cloud of miffs!!!! ;D

NAAH  - a cloud of paint spray !!!!!! O0
Title: Re: The 5 Ands
Post by: alan colson on May 07, 2008, 06:30:38 pm
Don B
If you have the latest problem correct PM me, as for the prize if your correct I'll sort something out, but if your wrong I want a good donation to the M.S.W.M.Society the charity I support at the Alfold show.
Alan
Title: Re: The 5 Ands
Post by: OMK on May 07, 2008, 07:11:54 pm
Mr. Colson, please pardon me, but what is the point of this thread?
Are you so insecure, so desperate for friends that you need folk to PM you, rather than post a reply here?
And have you perchance re-read any of your responses to some of the replies here? Because if so, then maybe you might get an inkiling of just how rude you sound.
After all, like Don B says, this is predominatly a model boating forum - not some sort of dive that allows you to mock your fellow members with inane and idiotic hog-wash.
Title: Re: The 5 Ands
Post by: Roger in France on May 07, 2008, 07:24:57 pm
OK guys, this is getting aggressive and rude and not at all what is expected on this Forum.

Unless everyone calms down and sets out their views in a nonabrasive manner I will lock the thread down.

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

Roger in France
Global Moderator.
Title: Re: The 5 Ands
Post by: alan colson on May 07, 2008, 08:10:33 pm
OK Roger, it seems that some people don't like a bit of fun and testing the grey matter so I will not bother with any more of these Brain Teasers.
Before I do finish on this thread though I wish to Congratulate Don who said he di not want a prize but recognition if he got the answer correct.
WELL DONE DONand thanks for joining in
Alan