Model Boat Mayhem

Mess Deck: General Section => Humour => Topic started by: Martin (Admin) on June 04, 2008, 06:40:16 pm

Title: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 04, 2008, 06:40:16 pm
Caption Competition?

The mighty Stavros has fortunately seen the funny side of this
caption competition and has put up a small prize of a Graupner 700BB!  O0

Entries as a post here.
Enter as many times as you like
Stavros will judge the best / funniest entry himself.
Competition will close Friday 13 Midnight
.

              (http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q168/MBmayhem/Wicksteed/cbd01480.jpg)

If we find this fun, we'll do another one!
Got a photo? Please EMAIL it First.
Must be moderately boat related.
Martin   - [email protected]   ;)

Title: Re: Mayhem at Wicksteed 2008 - The event!
Post by: Colin Bishop on June 04, 2008, 06:50:48 pm
"All of my boats are rubbish!"
Title: Re: Mayhem at Wicksteed 2008 - The event!
Post by: DickyD on June 04, 2008, 06:55:22 pm
"I knew I should have put a bigger motor in it, its hardly moving".  >>:-( >>:-( >>:-(
Title: Re: Mayhem at Wicksteed 2008 - The event!
Post by: chingdevil on June 04, 2008, 07:45:10 pm


" I am sure one end is supposed to be pointed"


Brian
Title: Re: Mayhem at Wicksteed 2008 - The event!
Post by: chingdevil on June 04, 2008, 07:46:17 pm


"How am I going to get that lot back to the Womble burrow?"


Brian
Title: Re: Mayhem at Wicksteed 2008 - The event!
Post by: catengineman on June 04, 2008, 08:31:30 pm
Trash bin whallop what a picture what a photograph etc etc
Title: Re: Mayhem at Wicksteed 2008 - The event!
Post by: Shipmate60 on June 04, 2008, 08:37:07 pm
"Have you see my new radio Controlled Womble machine!!"
Title: Re: Mayhem at Wicksteed 2008 - The event!
Post by: dougal99 on June 04, 2008, 08:53:45 pm
Scratch build ... I thought he said scrap build
Title: Re: Mayhem at Wicksteed 2008 - The event!
Post by: djrobbo on June 04, 2008, 10:06:45 pm
Wonder whether that 40 meg burger is in there ?
Title: Re: Mayhem at Wicksteed 2008 - The event!
Post by: Ghost in the shell on June 05, 2008, 04:19:26 pm
"waste not want not, im sure i can use that stuff"
Title: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 05, 2008, 05:08:03 pm

Lets see if this "Bin a Springer" catches fire too?!
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: Big Ada on June 05, 2008, 05:51:22 pm
I am going on Scrapheap Challenge next week!
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: catengineman on June 05, 2008, 09:30:14 pm
I'm entering it for the tub towing
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: wombat on June 05, 2008, 10:07:18 pm
Bl***y speed controller had died again

Daaaaaaaaaave

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: OMK on June 05, 2008, 10:16:28 pm
"Whatever it was, I dribbled most of it down the front of me shirt!"
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: Wetwater on June 05, 2008, 10:43:28 pm
   I don't need a tranny for straight running.  The bin can have it.
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: ormer on June 05, 2008, 11:12:28 pm
i guess this is a new style fire boat as the water pump works well
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: toesupwa on June 06, 2008, 01:42:44 am
"Might as well throw the transmitter in the bin too"
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: bigford on June 06, 2008, 02:39:27 am
beer and boats  now my shirt is wet too  >>:-(
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: boatmadman on June 06, 2008, 06:58:37 am
If I can just find the right channel on this thing, that pretty young womble lass should jump out of there
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: Bunkerbarge on June 06, 2008, 08:02:45 am
At the recent TV Adventurer awards the Clint Eastwood lookalike and the Indiana Jones entry could only look on in awe as Dr Who's assistant once again wowed the crowds with his latest animated robot companion, the "Wheely Bin"
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: GaryM on June 08, 2008, 01:05:58 am
""xxxxx", must be the ESC"

Gary :)
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: JohnneyBoy on June 08, 2008, 01:59:39 pm
MARTIN.. will now get out of there
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: catengineman on June 08, 2008, 03:51:31 pm
Just look at all that stuff I could make loads of  springers from,  hope no one else has the same idea, I'll collect it when no one is watching.
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: portside II on June 08, 2008, 06:01:34 pm
" these RC wombles are great ,now if i can just find that half eaten burger!"
daz
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: JohnneyBoy on June 08, 2008, 06:22:37 pm
MARTIN.. will you now get out of there
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: HS93 (RIP) on June 08, 2008, 06:27:37 pm
Oh look the end of the Ariel is red it must have been me that poked Martin in the eye.

Hs93
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: Big Ada on June 09, 2008, 04:38:36 pm
Look what I got in the Lucky Dip!.
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: taxi on June 09, 2008, 05:23:16 pm
Anybody got a really big hammer so I can fix this thing.
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: portside II on June 09, 2008, 08:30:42 pm
" "xxxxx" Martins seen me ,where can i hide ? hmm"
daz
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 09, 2008, 08:44:00 pm

"I wonder if that bin is about the right size for my next tugboat motor?"
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: SteamboatPhil on June 10, 2008, 07:53:24 pm
I don't mind the small pond, its the rubbish in it that gets me !!!!
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: GaryM on June 10, 2008, 10:35:20 pm
"The Radius and Colour looks right! ....  Wonder if any one will notice?" :angel:

Gary
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: HS93 (RIP) on June 10, 2008, 10:58:58 pm
   Hey I painted that !!!


Hs93
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 10, 2008, 11:07:39 pm

Hmmmm. That the same colour green as that old Sea Queen that I off loaded on Bradders last year! Hee hee hee!
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: Stavros on June 10, 2008, 11:12:54 pm
Well so far I must admit it is between 3 of you keep them comming


Stavros
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: John W E on June 11, 2008, 09:17:14 am
There's a hole in my barrel, dear Martin, dear Martin, There's a hole in the barrel, dear Martin, a hole.

Martin: Well fix it dear Stavros, dear Stavros, dear Stavros, well fix it dear Stavros, dear Stavros, fix it

With what shall I fix it, dear Martin, dear Martin, with what shall I fix it, dear Martin, with what?

Martin: With glass and resin, dear Stavros, dear Stavros, dear Stavros, with glass and resin, dear Stavros, dear Stavros, with glass and resin.

But the glass and resin is too long.

Then cut it.

With what shall I cut it?

With a knife!

But the knife is too dull.

Well sharpen it

With what shall I sharpen it?

With a stone

But the stone is too dry
Then wet it

With what shall I wet it?

With the water

But where shall I get it?
In the barrel

With what shall I fetch it?

With the barrel
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: Stavros on June 11, 2008, 06:18:45 pm
 O0 O0
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: rem2007 on June 13, 2008, 08:22:48 am
Recent news sources have indicated an increasing trend in the model boat community invovling the abuse of wheelie bins. This story has come to light as revealed by the above photo, which shows a gentlemen who has obviously partaken of too much of something to think that he can actually get this out to the curb in time for bin day. Silly mortal, thats why they have wheels.
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: boatmadman on June 14, 2008, 08:21:57 pm
There once was a bin so round,
Stavros wondered what he had found.
He thought about electronics,
Forgot about mnemonics
So filled it with rubbish instead.

Ian
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: Stavros on June 14, 2008, 11:25:22 pm
And the WINNER is bluebird



Stavros
Title: Re: Caption competition 1 - Stavros
Post by: John W E on June 14, 2008, 11:50:12 pm
cheers Stav may all your barrels float and not have holes in them  O0 O0 O0

aye john e
bluebird