Model Boat Mayhem
Mess Deck: General Section => Humour => Topic started by: The long Build on June 04, 2008, 08:29:57 pm
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Yes but what is Martin saying in the 3rd to last picture he posted !!
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Yes but what is Martin saying in the 3rd to last picture he posted !!
Saying? Don't know.... Doing.....
"Martin fails hand to eye coordination test?"
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Martin allows a visitor to operate his new super large green springer..............
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I knew I shouldn't have put this photo up ....
But as it is there, I'll also put a small prize for the funniest caption.
( Something out of Stavros' bin perhaps! O0 )
(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q168/MBmayhem/Wicksteed/77f68697.jpg)
Entries as a post here. - Enter as many times as you like. - I will judge the best / funniest entry himself.
Competition will close Friday 13 Midnight.
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martin practises the 'mayhem handshake'
Ian
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I wish I hadn't used superglue before I came here!.
Len. :D
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Reckon I could post that as a thumbnail....
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And to you too! Pete M
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Aye, ya see, Bradders, if you poke one eye out - it makes no difference - FLJ still looks the same ..
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Are you shure this makes me a Picasso masterpiece ?????
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We have a motif now this is our Mayhem sallute
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Ah............... the Mayhem secret Hand shake
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The poor man's sextant ;)
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"So thats what a thumbnail looks like". :o "You told me it was a baby picture Bradders." :embarrassed:
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triangular navigation will make all the difference
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"Going on my 'hand', it sank about there..."
"About 3'o clock"
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"Martin show Bradders his concept of 'Hand. Eye coordination'...."
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I'm a shark; or was that a cockatoo?
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The feelings of comaraderie, friendship and mutual trust and understanding were put to one side during the competition stages of the meeting.
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Hey Bradders "when I do this it hurts"
Hey Martin " is that why a puffer build took so long"
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With all those straps he looks more like a Morris Dancer so.....
"WIth a hey nonny no....."
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".. and then Nelson showed Hardy how he lost an eye......OWWWWWWW"
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Bradders " No Martin it's aye aye captain"
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"I see no Wombles!!"
Bob
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Some great one here already but to up the ante, I've found a prize....
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"Eye Sea no ships"
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If I poke myself in the eye like this I cannot see the RAIN :angel:
Or If I poke myself in the eye like this I cannot see Ghost
Hs93
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If I poke myself in the eye like this, I can turn a blind eye to progressing that flippin Scharnhorst.
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Oh Jeepers is that a dammed Womble in the lake,phew no it's Stavros
Stavros
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If I put this thumb in my eye that E Boat looks almost real!!
Bob
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"No eye dear"
"Live Long and Prosper, wasn't it?"
Gary :)
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na na n naa na stavvy, I told you you wouldnt be able to control that wheely bin.
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"My springer's better than your springer"
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Missed my nose again
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Bradders I think the Mayhem caps need peeks this big
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I just don't get it, Mr Spock makes it look so easy to do that Vulcan greeting thing..... >:(
Eddy
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Me childish? NA-NA Na-NA Na-NAAAAA.
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"So EXACTLY" how long does this Cyno take to set???
Gary :)
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I tell you Bradders, this is how you do straight running !!!!
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Okay Bradders....the New Mayhem Dance
sung to the Hokey Kokey tune..... :)
you put your left thumb in
you pull your left thumb out
you scream and shout
and roll round about
You do the Mayhem Bash with your thumb in your eye
That's what its all about....
oh Do the Mayhem Bash
Oh Do the Mayhem Bash
....that's what its all about ..... HOY
aye
john e
bluebird
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Oh Bluebird sheer genius O0 O0
Stavros
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BYE BYE STAV AND THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP.................
Mark.
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Listen Bradders, if don't do this this it will rain !!
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Bradders realises that Martin is becoming more and more forgetfull..
"The binoculars are still round your neck Martin"
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"Yes Stavros... I said the bin full of model parts for a Fiver"
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BYE BYE STAV AND THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP.................
Mark.
This has got to win both competitions!!!!!!
But don't tell Stav I said so
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After many reported incidences of marine craft accidents involving alcoholic beverages, local councils have ordered police to detain and perform dockside inebriation testing to check for blood alcohol levels. Pictured above is Officer Bradders conducted the new testing on Martin, from Model Boat Mayhem, and it is obvious that Martin is legally unfit to operate any marine craft today!
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Here, Bradders. If I pose for a photograph like this, how long do you think we can keep a caption competition running?
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(sung to the 'Hokey Cokey')
You poke your left eye out,
Give the Mayhem Shout
Do the Wickstead Wiggle
And you splash about
Stavvy's got the worst Springer,
Stavvy's got the worst Springer,
Stavvy's got the worst Springer
Lets hope he has a lasting drought.
Ian
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There once was a bash down at Wickstead,
Where Martin stuck his thumb to his forehead,
Stavros took fright,
But Bradders was right,
Your Springers look cool, lets break all the rules, for us Mayhem is widespread.
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(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q168/MBmayhem/Wicksteed/77f68697.jpg)
Thanks for all the very funny entries, great stuff , you guys made judging this very hard....... but the winner is:
Bobinnit with: The poor man's sextant
2nd place:
HS93: "If I poke myself in the eye like this I cannot see the RAIN. Or If I poke myself in the eye like this I cannot see Ghost!"
My other favourites were:
Big Ada: I wish I hadn't used superglue before I came here!.
SteamboatPhil: Listen Bradders, if don't do this this it will rain !!
Bunkerbarge: The feelings of camaraderie, friendship and mutual trust and understanding were put to one side during the competition stages of the meeting.
toesupwa: "Going on my 'hand', it sank about there... "About 5 'o clock"
Grasshopper : Me childish? NA-NA Na-NA Na-NAAAAA.
Bluebird: Aye, ya see, Bradders, if you poke one eye out - it makes no difference - FLJ still looks the same ..
Gribeauval : Are you sure this makes me a Picasso masterpiece ??
Catengineman : Bradders I think the Mayhem caps need peeks this big.
no mustang Mark : BYE BYE STAV AND THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP.................
Rem2007: After many reported incidences of marine craft accidents involving alcoholic beverages, local councils have ordered police to detain and perform dockside inebriation testing to check for blood alcohol levels. Pictured above is Officer Bradders conducted the new testing on Martin, from Model Boat Mayhem, and it is obvious that Martin is legally unfit to operate any marine craft today!
And a special mention for Dougal99 's: Here, Bradders. If I pose for a photograph like this, how long do you think we can keep a caption competition running?
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P.M. sent. Woopee I won. ;D {-) ;D {-) ;D {-) :D :D :D
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Congratulations Bobinnit O0
Gary :)
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Congrats mate!
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Matin:.... "Look, I'm having a brainwave!"