Model Boat Mayhem
Mess Deck: General Section => Humour => Topic started by: craftysod on September 24, 2008, 01:38:00 pm
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This guys wife found out he had a girlfriend {-)
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/craftysod/crushedferrari.jpg)
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did him a favour ! ;D
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Missed the beer cooler though, that was lucky. :D :D
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Ah but managed to kill the Ferrari lol Perhaps she was just a disgruntled follower of McLaren :D ;) ;)
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Think i should let ron decide best think to happen to a red cheater ;D
GO LEWIS DONT SCREW THIS YEAR UP O0
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Food for thought next time in Monza ::)
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That scene is very similar to what my first wife did to my workshop when she discovered I was leaving her and going back long distance trucking. To say she wasn't amused would be a slight understatement...
Women... >>:-(
Rich
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Rich, be lucky with it!
Mine had found out due to the split up, that my modeling can be charged with an certain amount. And she wanted 50% of it on our divorce.... So I have to buy back 50% of each model I owned from a lawyer.....
But I had "gifted" some to my first mate, who hided them in his cellar.....
As Goethe (the German poet) has said once: Then women will turn to hyenas!
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First wife had power of attorney >>:-( never do that again >>:-(
Any way I went to sea 5 months when I got 'home' she had sold house under equity by £45,000, maxed out on my/our access card and mooved into rented flat !
Lawers cost even more !
She sold the house to the same people that were going to have it before I had to go to sea, but just wipped some 000's off the end of the price and then went on a spend spend spend with the joint access card untill it was refused three times and then the bank froze the account (thats how I found out)
what happened = courts said I had to pay as she had no income or assetts (gave the lot away apparently)
Still live and learn :)
R,
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Don't forget that Lewis has already tried to park on top of a red car O0
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Nice overtaking manouevre, and the best thing to do with a Ferrari! O0 Team Ford will either get a 25 second penalty or a 10 place grid drop - probably for the rest of its life!
WoW! I've just had a terrible thought. I did a track day last week at Thruxton. On my last lap in a Porsche, I overtook a Ferrari (driven crappily by a big poser) going through Brooklands. I was on the racing line and he had to go wide - honest, Max. Does this mean I'm done for next time?
As for my amicable divorce, my wife's lawyers got together with mine and split everything right down the middle - then gave her the bigger half! :'(
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I've told my wife if we ever get to the divorce stage she'll be moving out of the family home and into a field in Lincolnshire, or should that be under?
always had a problem with grammar :angel:
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.... a long time ago witches had been burnt, right? ::)
A while ago my neighbour had a quarrel with his ex-wife at the garden fence. She shouted that all can hear it. He took it with a smile and carried on with his garden work... which made her shouting louder.
After a while he roared back: "Why don`t you sit on your broom and fly back to your cheater- where you come from?"
New broom: 2,50€
Being divorced: 7500€
See the face of his ex-wife: Priceless
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My mother in law had a racing saddle and dropped handlebars on her broomstick.......