Model Boat Mayhem

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Title: Dont cheat on your other half
Post by: craftysod on September 24, 2008, 01:38:00 pm
This guys wife found out he had a girlfriend  {-)




(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/craftysod/crushedferrari.jpg)
Title: Re: Dont cheat on your other half
Post by: catengineman on September 24, 2008, 03:04:31 pm
did him a favour !  ;D
Title: Re: Dont cheat on your other half
Post by: tigertiger on September 24, 2008, 03:08:54 pm
Missed the beer cooler though, that was lucky. :D :D
Title: Re: Dont cheat on your other half
Post by: DavieTait on September 24, 2008, 03:35:02 pm
Ah but managed to kill the Ferrari lol Perhaps she was just a disgruntled follower of McLaren  :D ;) ;)
Title: Re: Dont cheat on your other half
Post by: craftysod on September 24, 2008, 05:35:10 pm
Think i should let ron decide best think to happen to a red cheater ;D

GO LEWIS DONT SCREW THIS YEAR UP O0
Title: Re: Dont cheat on your other half
Post by: ronkh on September 24, 2008, 06:33:06 pm
Food for thought next time in Monza ::)
Title: Re: Dont cheat on your other half
Post by: das boot on September 24, 2008, 09:05:58 pm
That scene is very similar to what my first wife did to my workshop when she discovered I was leaving her and going back long distance trucking. To say she wasn't amused would be a slight understatement...


Women...  >>:-(


Rich
Title: Re: Dont cheat on your other half
Post by: White Ensign on September 25, 2008, 07:24:41 am
Rich, be lucky with it!
Mine had found out due to the split up, that my modeling can be charged with an certain amount. And she wanted 50% of it on our divorce.... So I have to buy back 50% of each model I owned from a lawyer.....
But I had "gifted" some to my first mate, who hided them in his cellar.....

As Goethe (the German poet) has said once: Then women will turn to hyenas!
Title: Re: Dont cheat on your other half
Post by: catengineman on September 25, 2008, 05:05:38 pm
First wife had power of attorney >>:-(  never do that again  >>:-(

Any way I went to sea 5 months when I got 'home' she had sold house under equity by £45,000, maxed out on my/our access card and mooved into rented flat !

Lawers cost even more !
She sold the house to the same people that were going to have it before I had to go to sea, but just wipped some 000's off the end of the price and then went on a spend spend spend with the joint access card untill it was refused three times and then the bank froze the account (thats how I found out)

what happened = courts said I had to pay as she had no income or assetts (gave the lot away apparently)

Still live and learn  :)

R,
Title: Re: Dont cheat on your other half
Post by: BobF on September 25, 2008, 07:18:46 pm
Don't forget that Lewis has already tried to park on top of a red car  O0
Title: Re: Dont cheat on your other half
Post by: meechingman on September 25, 2008, 10:31:13 pm
Nice overtaking manouevre, and the best thing to do with a Ferrari!  O0 Team Ford will either get a 25 second penalty or a 10 place grid drop - probably for the rest of its life!

WoW! I've just had a terrible thought. I did a track day last week at Thruxton. On my last lap in a Porsche, I overtook a Ferrari (driven crappily by a big poser) going through Brooklands. I was on the racing line and he had to go wide - honest, Max. Does this mean I'm done for next time?

As for my amicable divorce, my wife's lawyers got together with mine and split everything right down the middle - then gave her the bigger half!  :'(

Title: Re: Dont cheat on your other half
Post by: grasshopper on September 25, 2008, 11:41:56 pm
I've told my wife if we ever get to the divorce stage she'll  be moving out of the family home and into a field in Lincolnshire, or should that be under?



 always had a problem with grammar  :angel:
Title: Re: Dont cheat on your other half
Post by: White Ensign on September 26, 2008, 07:08:04 am
.... a long time ago witches had been burnt, right?  ::)


A while ago my neighbour had a quarrel with his ex-wife at the garden fence. She shouted that all can hear it. He took it with a smile and carried on with his garden work... which made her shouting louder.
After a while he roared back: "Why don`t you sit on your broom and fly back to your cheater- where you come from?"

New broom: 2,50€
Being divorced: 7500€
See the face of his ex-wife: Priceless
Title: Re: Dont cheat on your other half
Post by: malcolmfrary on September 26, 2008, 10:37:32 am
My mother in law had a racing saddle and dropped handlebars on her broomstick.......