Model Boat Mayhem
Mess Deck: General Section => Humour => Topic started by: rem2007 on October 27, 2008, 11:17:17 pm
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You kind of know your getting old when certain things start occurring such as famous or infamous people start doing advertisements for things on TV....
case in point, the new commercial for a butter with Johnny Rotten or the advertisement for fishsticks with Suggs from Madness, where have the years gone or better yet, where have theirs' gone {-) {-)
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I had no idea that was Johnny Rotten, not very anti-establishment now is he?!!!!!
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Not only that BB but he seems to have raided Chris Eubanks' wardrobe as well %% %%
By the way you got that inverter back posted it to you Monday?
Mark.
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Ha, half the people I was in Quadrophenia with, are in eastenders (the ultimate shame) at least I got a propper job (well almost) {-)
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What or who were you in quadrophenia, Phil?
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Go on Phil...we all want a photograph in all your glory but minus the funny substances!
Roger in France
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You see age got to me, I forgot to keep mum about such things---ok going to find the stills from the film and post a couple (strange how I played a mod but was, and still am into bikes)
And still no offer to appear in Eastenders
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and Sting did alright for himself with that new wave band with the yank drummer :-))
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'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
And make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy
And your pacemaker opens the garage door,
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less
Pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
Just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police
'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action'
Means you don't need to take any fibre today.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car
In the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up
To use the bathroom.
AND
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are not sure these are jokes?
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You know you are getting old when your mate says "is this your daughter?" when you are out with your girlfriend.....
Rich
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Ha, half the people I was in Quadrophenia with, are in eastenders (the ultimate shame) at least I got a propper job (well almost) {-)
come on Phil, where's the pictures :-))
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Now that Phil has won the smoke machine in the Caption Competition he will try to put up a smoke screen and avoid showing us his photos.!
Roger in France
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... you`re old when the bells are longer as the rope...
Quadrophenia.... ahwwwwmygawwd... how long is that ago?
.... or Jonny Rotten???? The Tubes? Malcolm McLaren? Dead Kennedys? The Undertones?...
hmmm, have to go down and digg out some records..... still got `em somewhere.....
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Whats a record? {-)
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Whats a record? {-)
Check out the Guinness book :kiss:
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... or wikipedia, google..... {-)
... or ask one of the GOP/BOF-section.... {-) {-)
Jörg
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... you`re old when the bells are longer as the rope...
Quadrophenia.... ahwwwwmygawwd... how long is that ago?
.... or Jonny Rotten???? The Tubes? Malcolm McLaren? Dead Kennedys? The Undertones?...
hmmm, have to go down and digg out some records..... still got `em somewhere.....
Must not forget The Ramones, The Meteors, The Cramps, Theatre Of Hate/Spear of Destiny, Anti Know-where League and Killing Joke I could go on but I am going to air out my old vinyl collection now....... :-)) :-)) :-))
Mark.
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I am going to air out my old vinyl collection now..
That would be your "Village People" vest and hotpants then ............
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... sweet child in time.
You see the line.
Line that`s drawn between...- good and bad.
See the blind man, shooting at the world.
Bullets flying...
Mark- that beats Village People. Don`t you think?
If Omra remembers the Village People- I don`t think I want to know the rest... 8) {-) {-)
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All these new fangled modern upstarts - I still have a Lord Rockinghams 11 EP. 8)
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Hoots Mon!!!!!! ye hav'nae have ya :-)) :-)) :-)) :-))
there's a moos loose aboot the hoose %% %% %%
Sorry :embarrassed: :embarrassed:
Mark
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Whats a hoose? {-)
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Whats a hoose? {-)
It's what the moos was loose in.
They dont write songs like that any more. Cant think why.
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To view ALL of the exciting lyrics -
http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gary.hart/lyricsl/lord.html (http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gary.hart/lyricsl/lord.html)
Don't try to memorise them all %) {-) {-) {-)
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All these new fangled modern upstarts - I still have a Lord Rockinghams 11 EP. 8)
If its the Decca DFE 6555 - then its a collectors item :o (probably among the criminally insane only %% )
http://www.45-rpm.org.uk/dirl/lordr.htm (http://www.45-rpm.org.uk/dirl/lordr.htm)
Mad McDan
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Took me ages to suss out the lyrics for a Dead Boys song way back in '77, but sadly this is a family forum, and were all much older,
One of the best shows I saw back in the early 80s was The Escape from New York tour with Blondie, The Ramones and The talking Heads, but I'm still faithful to my Canuck roots Teenage head, The Diodes, Rough Trade, Doug and the Slugs, RUSH and our contribution to rock music history, Neil Young :-))
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I have just received my clubs news letter with some examples I thought I might share.
Middle age is when broadness of mind and narrowness of waist change places.
Remember. When you get over the hill you pick up speed.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
Colin H.
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An old couple are lying in bed one morning after a good nights sleep. He takes her hand and she responds "don't touch me" "Why not" he asks. "Because I am dead"
"What are you talking about" he replied. "We are both lying here in bed together and talking to one another" "No she said I am defiantly dead" "No you are not" he insisted. "What in the world makes you think you are dead".
"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts" came the reply.
Colin H.
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Guess I'm old then...I still remember Green Onions, by Booker T and the MG's. Still got it somewhere, wouldn't part with it for anything, it was the first record I bought.
Rich
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Ah. Nostalgia ain't what it used to be. Because I'm too old for a proper job I work as a van driver and we have just taken on a couple of lads so the works radio (wireless) has been re-tuned from Radio 2 to Radio 1. Is it tuneless rubbish or is it me? I remember when this was all trees around here (with just the occasional dinosaur).
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Radio 1? I offer my condolences Olly...thump thump music with loads of midless chit chat thrown in, can't stand it. The radio in my truck is tuned to Classic FM and there it stays, anyone who even thinks about retuning it knows the penalty they face <*< <*<
We don't get many dinosaurs round here now, our visitors from the Eastern shores tend to eat 'em... %)
Rich
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I'm sorry but I can't find any of these artistes of whom you speak in my wax cylinder collection and my cats whisker has been broken for some time. It's all very confusing.
Barry M
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THE SENILITY PRAYER
Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.