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Title: Man flu .....
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 22, 2010, 05:48:36 am

All right, I have a well used cough / cold for a week now and no signs of it easing yet, anyone recommend something to relieve the symptoms? 
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: derekwarner on December 22, 2010, 06:12:11 am
Martin..... {-) in OZ if we suffer that condition we take Garlic + red wine.... O0 {-) %% {:-{ :-))..will cure or kill anything.....Derek  :P
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: HS93 (RIP) on December 22, 2010, 08:23:28 am
Try this  {-)  {-)
you won't feel a thing

Peter :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: Roadrunner on December 22, 2010, 08:40:46 am
Hey Martin.

I also have just come off a cold and persistent cough (to much smoking no doubt)

but here's how i cleared it..

10ML twice a day of 'buttercups' cough syrup, tastes awful but WoW does it kick in!

Olbas oil for your nose, then use Vic and Olbas oil over night on your chest  (vic on your chest, olbase on your pillow)

lensip cold and flu 4 times a day.

2 x 400mg (4 times a day) of ibuprofen to take the pains, aches & that dame swollen head pain!

took 48 hours to clear it all and man i felt good  :-)) 'Spacey dude!'
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: HS93 (RIP) on December 22, 2010, 08:53:11 am
Hey Martin.

I also have just come off a cold and persistent cough (to much smoking no doubt)

but here's how i cleared it..

10ML twice a day of 'buttercups' cough syrup, tastes awful but WoW does it kick in!

Olbas oil for your nose, then use Vic and Olbas oil over night on your chest  (vic on your chest, olbase on your pillow)

lensip cold and flu 4 times a day.

2 x 400mg (4 times a day) of ibuprofen to take the pains, aches & that dame swollen head pain!

took 48 hours to clear it all and man i felt good  :-)) 'Spacey dude!'

MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm  buttercup cough syrup............. Nice   %%  Flue stays but you feel better.

Peter
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: Roadrunner on December 22, 2010, 09:00:26 am
umm ya i took that all in one day mixed together = bye bye flu
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: Arrow5 on December 22, 2010, 09:04:30 am
Two parts clear honey, two parts hot water , two parts malt whisky. Repeat hourly until patient starts giggling. :-))
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: HS93 (RIP) on December 22, 2010, 09:20:58 am
Martin..... {-) in OZ if we suffer that condition we take Garlic + red wine.... O0 {-) %% {:-{ :-))..will cure or kill anything.....Derek  :P

I thought you would have had VEGEMITE  O0

Hey Derek  your AUS $ is flying high at the moment  %% saved me a load of money.. O0 O0

Peter
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: derekwarner on December 22, 2010, 10:06:20 am
OK....OK...yes you are correct HS93  {-) sorry.........the total correct dosage for any aliment is .......as per the following

garlic + Vegemite + red ned........ O0 :-)) {-) :kiss: ........................Derek
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: matphoto on December 22, 2010, 10:10:27 am
Two parts clear honey, two parts hot water , two parts malt whisky. Repeat hourly until patient starts giggling. :-))

I can only agree with arrow5. I use that cure regularly.  :} :} :}
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: Arrow5 on December 22, 2010, 10:32:50 am
Note , if the patient starts making buzzing sounds, cut out the honey ! %)
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: scout on December 22, 2010, 11:00:00 am
Fishermans Friend or Victory Vs if you can still get them get well soon you don't want to miss Christmas Yours Scout
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: gondolier88 on December 22, 2010, 11:18:01 am
Live in a 250 year old house when the LPG has just run out- flu virus wouldn't dare come in!!!!!! mumble mumble >:-o
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: Arrow5 on December 22, 2010, 12:32:51 pm
Mmmmm, Man-flu isnt a flu virus, it`s medical name is  "Common Cold" !  Hope the tanker arrives soon, in meantime try a little preventative medicine , straight Malt Whisky with a little warm water and honey O0.
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: Marks Model Bits on December 22, 2010, 02:54:33 pm
Well Angie seems to have that special kind of 'woman flu'...................... <:( <:(


You all know the type,  she suffers the symptoms and us men have to put up with the pain in the neck!!!!!! {-) {-) {-) {-)


Well it has been nice knowing you all....................... Because when Angie reads this she is going to kill me!!!!



Mark.
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: pugwash on December 22, 2010, 03:25:56 pm
My wife (ex GP) has absolutely no sympathy for man flue sufferers, namely me- Medical knowledge 10/10,  bedside manner 1/10 if I'm lucky.
Geoff
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: nemesis on December 22, 2010, 03:45:36 pm
Hello, an old doctor told me that "If you treat a cold, it lasts a fortnight. If you let it run its course, it lasts two weeks", so drink plenty fluids (water) keep warm in a constant temperature & bobs your uncle. Your body has enough to do without having to deal with the other "cures". Nemesis
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Post by: nemesis on December 22, 2010, 04:05:42 pm
Hello, I forgot to mention that if you get Influenza you will then realise why it is the killer it is. It drives me mad when people get the sniffles & say they have the "flu" & the next day are as right as rain, my moan is over.
                                                      Nemesis
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: boatmadman on December 22, 2010, 05:11:54 pm
Live in a 250 year old house when the LPG has just run out- flu virus wouldn't dare come in!!!!!! mumble mumble >:-o

Sounds like a good excuse to move into that cosy little pub 2 doors away, Greg :-))
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: boat captain on December 22, 2010, 06:10:57 pm
Two parts clear honey, two parts hot water , two parts malt whisky. Repeat hourly until patient starts giggling. :-))
I agree with the recipe but surely being a Scot you would not ruin a good malt by putting honey and water in it. Personally I think a blend is good enough.

Joe :-)) :-))
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: Arrow5 on December 22, 2010, 07:09:00 pm
I didnt say a GOOD malt, a cooking variety would do {-)
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: gondolier88 on December 22, 2010, 07:31:26 pm
Sounds like a good excuse to move into that cosy little pub 2 doors away, Greg :-))

I wish, they have a lovely fire in there!!!!!

Hello, I forgot to mention that if you get Influenza you will then realise why it is the killer it is. It drives me mad when people get the sniffles & say they have the "flu" & the next day are as right as rain, my moan is over.
                                                      Nemesis

You couldn't be more right, joking aside, I've had proper Flu once and I never want to go there again, two weeks of being to weak to move, throwing up every 15 mins for two days flat and having the honest to God thoughts that being dead might just be nicer than this!

However I recovered 100% (  %) ), it's the elderly in their houses all alone I feel sorry for, and in weather like this it's no surprise we lose so many of our frail population to it. I'm sure I read that it is still the biggest global killer, but it was a while ago and that may have changed?

Until the new cylinders I revel in a cosy wood/coal fire, just as an aside I include a couple of pics of our back garden- more than makes up for the temperature indoors.

Seasons greetings to everyone, hope your not frail yet Martin, we need you  :-))

Greg
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: dougal99 on December 22, 2010, 09:26:25 pm
Martin,

according to a report on yesterday's Telegraph, chocolate is good for coughs (curing them that is). So now is the time to raid the secret stash you were keeping, to give to me for Christmas  {-)
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: sentry on December 22, 2010, 11:54:21 pm
Gents I thought us MEN never talked about man flu,by the way a 18 year old single malt is the best cure dont do nothing for the flu but boy doe's it make you feel good. merry christmas to you all.
                                         Regards Sentry.
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: BrianCartwright on December 23, 2010, 08:27:30 am
Woa! Hang on a minute lads.
You've got it all wrong,well apart from the malt.
What you really need is a good woman to wipe your fevered brow and pander to your every whim.
That is one step up from having your pipe and slippers waiting for you when you get home fron a hard day at the boating lake.
Play it right and your bout of flue can last for weeks.
Uh.Oh. I've been rumbled.I feel my demise is also iminent

Happy Christmas and new year to all,May your god go with you.

Brian :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-))
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 23, 2010, 09:13:52 am

That what I've been trying that Brian.....
.... good Mrs Mayhem now has the cough worse than mine ..... and she's NOT a happy bunny!  >>:-(
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: gondolier88 on December 23, 2010, 10:21:31 am
Ah, now my sympathies are with you Martin!
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: Double D on December 23, 2010, 02:31:05 pm


Well at the moment I'm poorly, sick and bad which added together makes Woman Flu <:(  So I, for one, am glad that the lake is frozen over because it means that Dave (aka Number 6) is here to nurse me back to health ;)
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: davidm1945 on December 23, 2010, 02:37:55 pm

Well at the moment I'm poorly, sick and bad

So, not ill then!

Sorry Audie, hope it doesn't spoil your Christmas - get better soon.

Dave
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: sentry on December 23, 2010, 03:32:38 pm
But which is worse Man flu or woman flu
                                   Regards Sentry.
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: Roadrunner on December 23, 2010, 03:35:08 pm
don't women get the 'flu' monthly?  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: Netleyned on December 23, 2010, 03:38:05 pm
But which is worse Man flu or woman flu
                                   Regards Sentry.

Only one way to find out  %% %% %%
FIGHT <*< <*<

Ned
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 23, 2010, 03:45:58 pm
Only one way to find out  %% %% %%
FIGHT <*< <*<

Ned

 {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Man flu .....
Post by: Perkasaman2 on December 23, 2010, 04:54:29 pm
Martin needs a medicinal Vindaloo taken with a liberal sprinkling of Patak's 'extra hot' chili pickle.  ;)