Model Boat Mayhem
Mess Deck: General Section => Humour => Topic started by: RAAArtyGunner on January 22, 2013, 08:27:58 am
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A PARABLE
One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.
The animal cried piteously for hours as
the farmer tried to figure out what to do.
Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway; it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.
They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.
At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.
Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.
A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.
He was astonished at what he saw.
With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.
He would shake it off and take a step up.
As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he would shake it off and take a step up.
Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!
Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.
The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.
Each of our troubles is a steppingstone.
We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up.
Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
Live simply and appreciate what you have.
Give more.
Expect less.
NOW ............
Enough of that crap ... The donkey later came back, and bit the farmer who had tried to bury him.
The gash from the bite got infected and
the farmer eventually died in agony from septic shock..
MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
When you do something wrong, and try to cover your ass, it always comes back to bite you.
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Along the same lines:
In the middle of winter, a little bird was standing in a field of cows. It had nowhere warm to go to. Suddenly one of the cows lifts it's tail and the bird is smothered in excrement. Now as bad as this sounds, the bird found itself to be warm and cosy, where once he was cold, so he started to sing.
Then a fox came along, pulled the bird out of the muck, and promptly ate it.
The moral of the story?
Not everyone who dumps excrement on you is your enemy.
Not everyone who gets you out of excrement is your friend.
And finally, if you are in deep excrement keep your mouth shut!
Andrew