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Mess Deck: General Section => Humour => Topic started by: BrianB6 on October 16, 2017, 04:24:21 am

Title: Cod or Flake?
Post by: BrianB6 on October 16, 2017, 04:24:21 am

You may have your Cod and chips up there but down here it's Flake and chips (Shark to you)  %%
No headlines when man eats shark but see them scream when Shark eats man  :embarrassed:

Title: Re: Cod or Flake?
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on October 16, 2017, 06:56:34 am

 :o :o :o :o

That's a bit flaky considering that the white pointer is endangered.
It's bit like buy Barramundi AKA Vietnamese cod.

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Title: Re: Cod or Flake?
Post by: BrianB6 on October 16, 2017, 08:31:58 am

Not sure what the one in the cage is. It could be another white pointer.  <:(

Title: Re: Cod or Flake?
Post by: warspite on October 16, 2017, 11:27:21 am

How did the shark get in the cage  {-)
It's a song shark.

Title: Re: Cod or Flake?
Post by: tigertiger on October 16, 2017, 11:35:23 am

Quote from: RAAArtyGunner on October 16, 2017, 06:56:34 am

:o :o :o :o

That's a bit flaky considering that the white pointer is endangered.
It's bit like buy Barramundi AKA Vietnamese cod.

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Now if it was in British waters, it could be a tope. I think the term rock salmon is used in chip shops for several members of the small shark family.

Title: Re: Cod or Flake?
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on October 16, 2017, 11:51:31 am

Brian,

The one in the cage has a too rounded nose and there is no white at the point.

Could be a bull shark, and that is no Bull.

Title: Re: Cod or Flake?
Post by: Neil on October 16, 2017, 06:40:53 pm

ITS A SOLICITOR IN FANCY DRESS............. THEY ARE ALL SHARKS!!!!!!! {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)

Title: Re: Cod or Flake?
Post by: Howard on October 17, 2017, 12:18:25 am

I now hear the police are using land sharks {-) AKA as police dogs.
   
                    Regards Howard.

Title: Re: Cod or Flake?
Post by: derekwarner on October 17, 2017, 12:54:56 am

A Shark?......or not a Shark?

50 years ago in OZ, if you needed a Statuary Declaration signed :o ......you went to see a....

1. Minister of Religion
2. Sergeant of Police
3. Bank Officer
4. Public School Principal
5. Pharmacist
6. Doctor of Medicine
7. Justice of the Peace
8. Others......many

Now in 2017, we have some changes to the list.....

2. is now any Police Officer from the Rank of Constable to Superintendent & above
3. the Bank Officer must have 5 years continuous service prior to being considered a person of accepted Standards to sign such a Statuary Declaration Legal Document
8. Others, the list is many more.....but most eat fish for dinner so you have been warned  O0

Derek

Title: Re: Cod or Flake?
Post by: Onetenor on October 22, 2017, 10:32:05 pm

Quote from: tigertiger on October 16, 2017, 11:35:23 am

 


Now if it was in British waters, it could be a tope. I think the term rock salmon is used in chip shops for several members of the small shark family.

Could also be HUSS

Title: Re: Cod or Flake?
Post by: warspite on October 23, 2017, 08:41:25 pm

Quote from: warspite on October 16, 2017, 11:27:21 am

How did the shark get in the cage  {-)
It's a song shark.

This is quite disturbing - someone change my post to include 'it's a song shark' - this wasn't my text - I have no idea what a song shark is - if any thing it would have read - I thought, I thought I saw a doggy shark, I deeeed, I deeeed, I deeeed (tweety pie and silvester - © warner Bros?)