Model Boat Mayhem

Mess Deck: General Section => Humour => Topic started by: Neil on January 10, 2018, 09:58:10 pm

Title: don't chance it.
Post by: Neil on January 10, 2018, 09:58:10 pm

I went to the off licence Tuesday afternoon on my bike, bought a bottle of Rum and put it in the basket.

As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle would break and it would be wasted.

So I drank all the Rum before I cycled home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home . {:-{ <:( :-X

Title: Re: don't chance it.
Post by: ballastanksian on January 10, 2018, 10:02:41 pm

That was 'Rum' joke to tell but I like the 'Spirit' with which it was told  ok2