Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Dave_S. on January 13, 2025, 02:58:09 pm
I wonder whether there is a connection between that picture and the exploits of Salvador Dali in Faringdon (just down the road from our house). https://www.faringdon.org/portwell-bench.html (https://www.faringdon.org/portwell-bench.html)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: warspite on January 14, 2025, 10:14:34 am
dear, you really should get yours ears syringed - I said dinner suit
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: jaymac on January 19, 2025, 11:22:20 am
Title: From ITV 1% club quiz tonight
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 17, 2025, 09:15:39 pm
From ITV 1% club quiz tonight ....
I got this wrong but don't know why ???
(https://i.postimg.cc/xd8C3ZzG/Quiz1.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: raflaunches on April 17, 2025, 09:59:22 pm
Answer is C isn’t it?
If I’m right it’s literally reading the symbols in reverse order not opposite symbols.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: JoJoElbe on April 17, 2025, 10:02:06 pm
a is symmetric and probably there to fool us... ][][][ if you read c step by step from right to left:<>>>>< The usual 'read or understand the question in the correct way'
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: warspite on April 18, 2025, 12:10:11 pm
It's simply C A starts with open parenthesis and ends with a close, so even though the characters look identical it does not follow whats asked. B starts with an exclamation and ends with a £ sign so read from either end starts with a different character - not what it asks. C both ends start with a less than symbol, then a greater than, and a greater than in the middle two. D same as B E two + followed by different as the 2nd character.
While writing this I originally thought A but after going through it I was wrong and it's C
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Akira on April 18, 2025, 10:09:30 pm
Actually, I don't care, but for the sake of levity, Martin, what is the answer? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: mrlownotes on April 18, 2025, 11:31:21 pm
Definitely 'C'.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: dougal99 on April 19, 2025, 08:07:37 am
It depends onyour interpretation of the word order :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police:
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 19, 2025, 03:33:54 pm
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025 Auto Pilot?
Post by: jaymac on August 31, 2025, 11:45:45 am
An airline pilot made his way to the restroom at the tail of the airplane. On the way back a passenger asked why there is not an up front restroom. The pilot replies, "Oh there is one up front but the copilot was using it. Ok replied the passenger.