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Title: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on January 13, 2025, 01:41:58 pm
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Dave_S. on January 13, 2025, 02:58:09 pm
I wonder whether there is a connection between that picture and the exploits of Salvador Dali in Faringdon (just down the road from our house). https://www.faringdon.org/portwell-bench.html (https://www.faringdon.org/portwell-bench.html)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: warspite on January 14, 2025, 10:14:34 am
dear, you really should get yours ears syringed - I said dinner suit
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: jaymac on January 19, 2025, 11:22:20 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on January 19, 2025, 04:49:06 pm
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: jaymac on January 20, 2025, 11:24:47 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 07, 2025, 12:06:46 am

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 09, 2025, 06:38:15 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 09, 2025, 06:39:22 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 09, 2025, 06:40:11 pm
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: SteamboatPhil on March 09, 2025, 07:33:12 pm
Nglish !!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: jaymac on March 10, 2025, 03:42:07 pm
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Title: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 04, 2025, 09:57:02 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: jaymac on April 07, 2025, 11:55:18 am
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Title: From ITV 1% club quiz tonight
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 17, 2025, 09:15:39 pm

From ITV 1% club quiz tonight ....

I got this wrong but don't know why ???


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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: raflaunches on April 17, 2025, 09:59:22 pm
Answer is C isn’t it?


If I’m right it’s literally reading the symbols in reverse order not opposite symbols.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: JoJoElbe on April 17, 2025, 10:02:06 pm
a is symmetric and probably there to fool us... ][][][
if you read c step by step from right to left:<>>>><
The usual 'read or understand the question in the correct way'
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: warspite on April 18, 2025, 12:10:11 pm
It's simply C
A starts with open parenthesis and ends with a close, so even though the characters look identical it does not follow whats asked.
B starts with an exclamation and ends with a £ sign so read from either end starts with a different character - not what it asks.
C both ends start with a less than symbol, then a greater than, and a greater than in the middle two.
D same as B
E two + followed by different as the 2nd character.


While writing this I originally thought A but after going through it I was wrong and it's C
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Akira on April 18, 2025, 10:09:30 pm
Actually, I don't care, but for the sake of levity, Martin, what is the answer? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: mrlownotes on April 18, 2025, 11:31:21 pm
Definitely 'C'.

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: dougal99 on April 19, 2025, 08:07:37 am
It depends onyour interpretation of the word order  :police: :police: :police: :police: :police: :police:
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 19, 2025, 03:33:54 pm
Actually, I don't care, but for the sake of levity, Martin, what is the answer? :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

   C  !!!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: jaymac on April 20, 2025, 10:42:14 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Akira on April 20, 2025, 06:05:54 pm
I "C". Thanks Martin :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 21, 2025, 04:37:32 pm
 

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 24, 2025, 09:51:06 pm
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https://www.componentshop.co.uk/
Title: DODGY
Post by: jaymac on May 10, 2025, 11:57:22 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: jaymac on June 09, 2025, 11:05:35 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 09, 2025, 01:53:19 pm
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 27, 2025, 08:24:44 am
 
Top 10 jokes of the 2024 Edinburgh Fringe:

1. I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it. - Mark Simmons

2. I've been taking salsa lessons for months, but I just don't feel like I'm progressing. It's just one step forward... two steps back. - Alec Snook

3. Ate horse at a restaurant once - wasn’t great. Starter was all right but the mane was dreadful. - Alex Kitson

4. I sailed through my driving test. That’s why I failed it. - Arthur Smith

5. I love the Olympics. My friend and I invented a new type of relay baton: well, he came up with the idea, I ran with it.- Mark Simmons

6. My dad used to say to me “Pints, gallons, litres” – which, I think, speaks volumes - Olaf Falafel

7. British etiquette is confusing. Why is it highbrow to look at boobs in an art gallery but lowbrow when I get them out in Spoons? - Chelsea Birkby

8. I wanted to know which came first the chicken or the egg so I bought a chicken and then I bought an egg and I think I've cracked it. - Masai Graham

9. My partner told me that she’d never seen the film Gaslight. I told her that she definitely had - Zoë Coombs Marr

10. The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati. - Olaf Falafel
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c8erpgy727jo
 
 
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: JimG on June 27, 2025, 12:28:31 pm
If those are the top 10 jokes it shows the terrible state of modern "comedy".
Jim
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 27, 2025, 01:08:42 pm
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: SteamboatPhil on June 27, 2025, 07:30:50 pm
I brought a dog a dog from a blacksmith, when I got him home he made a bolt for the door.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 27, 2025, 09:46:17 pm
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 27, 2025, 09:47:39 pm
 
Just sold my best homing pigeons on eBay...... for the 42 time!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 02, 2025, 04:39:11 pm
 
Not saying the road works are taking a log time or anything ....
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 28, 2025, 06:40:06 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2025 Auto Pilot?
Post by: jaymac on August 31, 2025, 11:45:45 am
                                             An airline pilot made his way to the restroom at the tail of the airplane.                                                        On the way back a passenger asked why there is not an up front restroom. The pilot replies,
            "Oh there is one up front but the copilot was using it.                                                       
            Ok replied the passenger.