Model Boat Mayhem

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Title: Sea kayak ----------- NO THANKS
Post by: DickyD on January 03, 2008, 07:20:00 pm: (http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/shark0201_800x542.jpg)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=505753&in_page_id=1770
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Post by: barryfoote on January 03, 2008, 09:09:51 pm: Alright who built the shark then???
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Post by: bigford on January 03, 2008, 09:51:53 pm: here fishie fishie...... ;)
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Post by: gingyer on January 03, 2008, 10:13:32 pm: It is the ORCA XS
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Post by: norry on January 03, 2008, 10:46:12 pm: Should this picture not be posted in the Tug-Towing section...
After all it does look like a nice tow job...
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Post by: Shipmate60 on January 03, 2008, 11:16:58 pm: Or fast electrics if he looks over his shoulder!!

Bob
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Post by: HS93 (RIP) on January 03, 2008, 11:23:26 pm: Ok ill go first hear is my £5 toward one for DickieD

Peter
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Post by: Peter Fitness on January 03, 2008, 11:35:33 pm: "Hi Mum and Dad, look what followed me home. Can I keep it?" ;D
Peter.
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Post by: J.beazley on January 04, 2008, 08:00:52 am: brings a whole new meaning to the words LIVE BAIT {-) {-)

Jay
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Post by: meechingman on January 04, 2008, 09:09:46 am: It's the marine version of meals on wheels ;)
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Post by: OneBladeMissing on January 04, 2008, 12:50:41 pm: HE'S BEHIND YOU!

Well, 'tis the pantomime season!
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Post by: dougal99 on January 04, 2008, 02:24:19 pm: Adrenalin overdose?

Race you to shore
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Post by: elmo on January 04, 2008, 02:30:50 pm: OK, a practical lesson in how to disable a great white..... listen carefully, you may only get the chance to hear this only once!

When it opens its mouth and its about to swallow you whole, you ram one paddle blade into the lower jaw and the other blade into the roof of its mouth....!! ::)
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Post by: tigertiger on January 04, 2008, 02:50:37 pm: Quote from: elmo on January 04, 2008, 02:30:50 pm

OK, a practical lesson in how to disable a great white..... listen carefully, you may only get the chance to hear this only once!

When it opens its mouth and its about to swallow you whole, you ram one paddle blade into the lower jaw and the other blade into the roof of its mouth....!! ::)

Then put your head between your legs and kiss...............
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Post by: sheerline on January 04, 2008, 10:44:56 pm: Shark.... Hmmmm, he's got to get out of that boat sometime; I'm starving, but I can wait cos I know it'll be worth it!
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Post by: Tom Eccles on January 04, 2008, 11:23:17 pm: Maybe the shark thinks it's the mating season....... :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Clegg
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Post by: bigford on January 05, 2008, 12:54:44 am: ummmmm jaws was right humans taste like chicken.....
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Post by: sheerline on January 05, 2008, 10:37:17 am: I hate plastic packaging!
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Post by: BobF on January 05, 2008, 04:46:04 pm: I've just bought a new sea kayak.

I have convinced myself that it's all down to camera angle, like when you photograph your self standing 30 feet back from a 1 in 18 scale model Aston Martin so it looks full size.

PS I don't want to know if I am wrong. Thank you.
Title: Re: Sea kayak ----------- NO THANKS
Post by: DickyD on January 05, 2008, 04:47:58 pm: You are wrong Bob {-) ooops :embarrassed: