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Title: Things found on the beach
Post by: garston1 on February 24, 2009, 01:56:36 am
Here's one I'm sure anyone will find hard to beat. Things I've found on the beach over the years.

1. A Dead body
2. various sheep
3. various cows
4. Sharks
5. A couple of Porpoise
6. A crate of china
7. A sub nosed 6 shot revolver
8. An antique ships Polaris
9. WW11 Life vests
10 About 30 rounds of live 303 ammunition and counting. (disposed of).

Quite hard to beat I'm sure you'll agree.

Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: Proteus on February 24, 2009, 02:12:38 am
Here's one I'm sure anyone will find hard to beat. Things I've found on the beach over the years.


10 About 30 rounds of live 303 ammunition and counting. (disposed of).

Quite hard to beat I'm sure you'll agree.



So you kept the body then ??

Proteus   %%

Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: das boot on February 24, 2009, 04:18:30 am
Alright for you, you just find the bits and bobs...I have to go clear it all up.

Rich
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: barryfoote on February 24, 2009, 08:16:11 am
I found a dead dolphin.....on a beach in India.
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: nhp651 on February 24, 2009, 01:07:07 pm
YOU'RE LUCKY,all we get up here are used condoms, various sanitary towels, and soggy Mc Vities biscuits,(Presumably from the Riverdance) and I certainly WOULDN'T want to beat that!!! {-) {-) {-) >>:-(
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: meechingman on February 24, 2009, 01:23:33 pm
You can hide the revolver easily enough, but the Polaris is a ruddy big missile.   ok2
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: Peterm on February 24, 2009, 02:42:41 pm
Bombs, and lots of them.   pete
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: maninthestreet on February 24, 2009, 03:26:29 pm
I found a live artillery shell once - I couldnt get the bomb squad interested - they said that finding a shell on the beach was normal and to be expected.  :D :D
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: garston1 on February 24, 2009, 05:36:05 pm
It's amazing that finding a body doesn't make news any more. But if you found an explosive shell it makes headlines. Mind you what would you sooner be standing next to when it explodes? Mmmm lovely!
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: reg on February 24, 2009, 06:49:48 pm

 I watched a dead China  man flooting down the Yangtze river last year !javascript:void(0);
                                                 REG
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: Bartapuss on February 24, 2009, 06:55:48 pm
When you went through the pockets did you find any money
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: funtimefrankie on February 24, 2009, 07:06:35 pm
I found a life ring covered in oil so I took it home and cleaned it up, hoping to find "Titanic" or something famous signwritten on it.
It said "Otterspool Promenade" :}
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: polaris on February 24, 2009, 07:12:05 pm

Ah, but what date is it? It might be 1800's and worth a fortune!!! :-)) Regards, Bernard
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: bosun on February 24, 2009, 08:59:37 pm
Not much in beaches around this area, but we were drift net fishing for salmon one time and got the nets fouled up with a dead horse that must have been in the water for a week or more. My mate tried to push it away with an oar and it exploded. I have never been sick at sea, but I was that day, and we still had to clear the nets.
Bosun
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: dan on February 24, 2009, 09:25:02 pm
i once found a couple of quit buried in the sand once when i was making a sand castle  :}
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: portside II on February 25, 2009, 12:43:13 am
Can;t beat a dead body on the beach , but i once found a pair of slippers and a wrist watch on the harbour wall at bridlington one eve whilst going fishing , the old dear was found by the inshore lifeboat a few hours later , sad but it was her choice .
Oh how about a forty foot container full of Royal fag's , not long after we found loads of customs and excise officers trying to guard what was left , the beaches along the south side of Bridlington were covered with the remains of soggy cig's for weeks .
daz
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: garston1 on February 25, 2009, 01:33:42 am
Eh, you've got to be careful how you word that because of our relatives from the colonies. A container full of Royal fags has a whole different meaning lol.  :}
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: steamboatmodel on February 25, 2009, 01:56:52 pm
Eh, you've got to be careful how you word that because of our relatives from the colonies. A container full of Royal fags has a whole different meaning lol.  :}
Yes the language has changed, When I was younger a fag meant a cigarette (hay buddy can I bum a fag), and to be Gay was to be happy. Now when I walk down the street i see all the Gay Fags and what they are smoking is certainly not cigarettes.
Regards,
Gerald
In Her Majesties former Colony of Upper Canada.
PS The only thing usually found on the beach (Lake Ontario) is goose and dog droppings.
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: andygh on February 25, 2009, 04:34:52 pm
Never found anything much on the beach, apart from donkey poop but I once found a dead cow in the canal, didn't know what it was but when I stepped on it (thought it might be a big rock?) my foot went right through, bleurgh  :o
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: garston1 on February 25, 2009, 05:09:29 pm
Plus It's not nice to bum a fag any more!!
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: das boot on February 25, 2009, 05:11:44 pm
You should try dragging a dead horse up the beach with the winch on the fitter's LandRover...we got it half way, the LandRover got stuck, then the horse just went "POP". The fitters weren't that happy when we took the thing back to them covered in blood, s**t and cr*p. It cost the council nearly ninety quid to dispose of the horse's remains, and cost me a few bob in hot water standing under the shower afterwards.

Warning...if you see a dead animal, leave it well alone, you don't half stink when they go "POP" all over you!

Rich
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: garston1 on February 25, 2009, 05:41:29 pm
By the way, Pic's of said porpoise available on request.
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: DaveB on February 25, 2009, 07:09:31 pm
My local beach is pretty good for finding fossils, I found a new species of fossil crayfish which will get my name on it when it finally gets published (come on Martin get your finger out) NOT THIS MARTIN he'd eat the evidence i've been led to believe.
Dave
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: KEMO on February 25, 2009, 08:12:14 pm
Hiya,
      years ago I found a polar bear skin and a stuffed alligator. You will find a DVD which some of you may find very interesting, here:-

            www.thewreckingseason.com/

Keith.
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: portside II on February 25, 2009, 08:59:18 pm
thanks garston 1 , that incident happend a long time ago.
Incidentally when the container of cigarettes landed on the beach , the same ship also lost a container of trainers (alessi) and one of top brand whisky , most of the residents of brid at the time were wearing trainers for a long time after then , as for the whisky the customs boys  :police: searched high and low ,and even watched and boarded  <*<  the local fishing boats to check their cargo  %) as they suspected they knew the location of the container on the sea bed .
As far as i know they never found it  {-)  {-) .
daz
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: dreadnought72 on February 27, 2009, 09:06:35 am
Warning...if you see a dead animal, leave it well alone, you don't half stink when they go "POP" all over you!

...which reminds me of my days of archaeology. A friend of mine was working on a cemetary near Dover. They uncovered a lead-lined coffin of some considerable weight, found in a pit of plague victims who may well have died of anthrax - this is a spore with a very long latency period, and therefore risky to excavate. As a result of this, all the team had to wear gloves, masks and disposable boiler suits.

A crane was called in.

As the coffin was lifted, about ten feet above the ground, and surrounded by archaeologists, it split open, showering the lot of them with potentially toxic, liquified and putrescent ex-Roman.

The smell was, by all accounts, revolting. A bonfire of safety gear was made in about 2 seconds flat, and the showers ran all night.  {-)

Andy
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: andygh on February 28, 2009, 09:49:02 pm
I feel a bit queazy
Title: Re: Things found on the beach
Post by: garston1 on March 02, 2009, 11:24:55 am
Just found more 202 ammo on the shore from the Exploded Ammo ship sunk at tranmere