Model Boat Mayhem
Mess Deck: General Section => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: Marks Model Bits on May 26, 2009, 09:30:17 am
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Hi........... I need help and fast........
Hannah is a teenager today..
Do I:-
1. Go into hiding until she leaves home.
2. Lock all the doors and don't let her in.
3. Buy an effective pair of ear plugs.
4. Emmigrate.
Happy Birthday Hannah.
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All of the above and pack her lunch in road maps. :-))
Happy birthday Hannah
Doug
Father to two daughters and grandfather to four granddaughters <:( <:( (not)
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You need to buy a new teenager a pair of roller skates and tape one to the back of each of the hands. This is done to prevent the skin being torn off as they drag them along the ground!!
I don't know about girls though but it worked for my lad!! :}
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Mark
You've probably forgotten that particular moment of pleasure.............but the lifetime of regret really kicks in now.
Hannah
Happy Birthday.
Be nice to him or it may not all be yours one day.
Angie
Keep your head down, girl!!
FLJ
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Mark.....as a single father with three daughters ....I offer the following
1. Go into hiding until she leaves home.... no use ....they return after 20 years with a few "grandchildren"
2. Lock all the doors and don't let her in... no she still has the house keys from 20 years ago
3. Buy an effective pair of ear plugs ....no....then you could not listen for the front door being unlocked @ 0200
4. Emmigrate ...@ first this sounds as a good option.....but reflect on this & you will understand that you would miss them...........
....need I say more?.......Derek
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Mark......... Emigrate :-))...Worked for me!!
Happy birthday Hannah..
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Happy Birthday Hannah, wow now a teenager. Have a great day :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-))
Be nice to her Mark, one day she will be choosing your retirment home {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
Mark they never leave, they just have extended holidays. Just have the front door changed to a revolving door, it save time playing with locks late at night when they return.
Brian
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I s'pose the "Ark Royal" will now never get finished. ;)
Happy Birthday Hannah
Have a nice one
ken
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Ignore them Hannah - That's what teenagers do best, and have
A Very Happy Birthday :-)) :}
Brad
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Take no Notice of them Hannah , you just keep practising slamming doors.
Happy Birthday Hannah
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All of have missed the most important advise from a wise sage from here in the US, Samuel Clemens alias Mark Twain " When children turn into teenagers the best thing that you can do is put them in a hogshead (a large wooden barrel) and feed them through the bung hole and at 21 either turn them loose or drive the bung home" ;D
Happy Birthday Hannah
Andre
Over yonder in Portland Oregon
Quoting one of my favorite authors :-))
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Happy Birthday Hanna :-))
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Enjoy your birthday Hannah - it all kicks off from here!
Colin
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yea dont ignor them hannah, thats what i do O0
happy birthday
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Hannah? Stroppy? Can't believe that for a moment, Mark! :D :D :D
Happy Birthday Hannah, it was a pleasure to meet you and the parents at Shepton Mallet.
Danny
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Just remember - it is not wht your teenage daughter knows that should worry you - but how she found out!
The trick to managing an STD* is to be utterly embarrasing then they go and hide in their room.
*Stroppy Teenage Daughter
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Have a great one Hannah, don't let the old farts grind you down... %%.. %%.. %%.....Smudge
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Happy Birthday Hanna from your Uncle Stav
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just a word of warning mark, i peaked at 15, so it could gradually get worse from here {-) but im sure your not like that are you hannah %)
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Happy Birthday Hanna, have a good one. Remember it starts from here.
Mark remember a daughter may outgrow your lap, but she will never outgrow your heart.
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Daughters ALWAYS need Dads.
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Daughters always need dads bank account {:-{ {:-{ {:-{ {:-{ {:-{
Brian
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Happy Birthday Hannah -
Springer Tug - make up
Ark Royal - clothes
radio gear - Itunes account
new model - mobile phone bill
Spend Dad's money wisely ;) before he does %)
Danny
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I thought you were supposed to let the 'younger generation' do their own thing and express themselves these days...
Happy Birthday Hannah
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Happy Birthday Hannah xxxx
I know you're not going to be a stroppy teenager, but if your dad thinks you might be, just remind him "money cures all ills"
PS Oopps might need to buy another looney motor from you mark, so you can "bribe" your STD {-) {-)
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That is not the worst of it :o
just wait till she brings home the boyfriend for you to approve of <*< , just remember baseball bats are handy at the front door O0
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{-) :} :embarrassed: WHT@S the matter with you all , Mark, don't listen to any advice... because
as sure as God made little ducks she is going to go her way, NO matter what you, your wife, or the
rest of the world sez. She will sort it out for herself, just make sure that she knows where your wallet
and the nearest beauty saloon is. HAPPY DAY HANNAH WALK WITH HAPPYNESS ALL YOUR LIFE.
bigH Harry