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Mess Deck: General Section => Humour => Topic started by: Martin [Admin] on June 04, 2009, 10:07:14 AM

Title: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 04, 2009, 10:07:14 AM
Caption Competition - Just for laughs, no prizes.
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Post by: Roger in France on June 04, 2009, 10:22:22 AM
"I'm ignoring the Coast Guard 'cause he won't lend me his corkscrew".

Roger in France
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Post by: andyn on June 04, 2009, 10:34:27 AM
I haven't got a caption as yet, but my mum wants the contents of that bottle...
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Post by: SteamboatPhil on June 04, 2009, 10:47:05 AM
here is the shopping forcast for the Humber


"5 items or less throught the centre arch"

 :-))
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 24, 2009, 02:38:03 PM
1.
2.
3.
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Post by: gondolier88 on July 24, 2009, 02:48:09 PM
.3-

"Im SO glad I brought this umbrella- I hate getting rained on!"

Greg
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Post by: gondolier88 on July 24, 2009, 02:54:15 PM
.3 Or perhaps-

Taiwan Evening News reports that "earlier today a shallow-drop-from-building-ledge-into-deep-water suicide attempt was foiled by a new umbrella toting bicycle riding tactical police force!"
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Post by: tigertiger on July 24, 2009, 03:05:38 PM
1.
Last one back to Hogwarts is a 'squib'.

2.
Three legged rain god appears in Wapping.

3.
Only 5 more minutes, or she gets the pizza for free.
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Post by: boatmadman on July 24, 2009, 04:06:38 PM
3.
Theres a hole in my bucket dear Liza
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Post by: gondolier88 on July 24, 2009, 04:35:05 PM
Actually, the first two look like a typical wet weekend at York races to me!

Greg
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Post by: rem2007 on July 24, 2009, 04:48:23 PM
1. Thank God I had my Weetabix this morning! :-))

2. Oh no, belly flop again! :embarrassed:

3. I knew I left my bath running. {:-{




Robert
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 24, 2009, 05:35:11 PM

1. Horse Flu ?
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Post by: craftysod on July 24, 2009, 05:39:06 PM
1. Dont stop or we will sink

2.Crap they told me this was the deep end

3.This fish net on the front is useless
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Post by: Proteus on July 24, 2009, 07:42:15 PM
 3,    will this do for sailing to replace Lamberis ?

Proteus
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Post by: Proteus on July 24, 2009, 07:44:20 PM
2, sorry mister I cannot find your boat.

Proteus
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Post by: omra85 on July 24, 2009, 08:15:13 PM
1.  First "Trans Sea of Galillee" horse race fails to attract same following as previous walking event.

2. Bollywood "Superheroes (featuring Octopus Boy)" film released.

3. Investment in new Shanghai cycle path questioned.

Danny
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Post by: Klunk on July 24, 2009, 08:37:30 PM
1 come on Mary Poppins keep up!

2 I'm Jake The peg, Diddly um with my extra leg!!!!

3 I wonder if it was this bad in New Orleans
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Post by: omra85 on July 24, 2009, 08:57:28 PM
3  As if the flood wasn't bad enough - all the fish have been eating beans ....
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Post by: ray123 on July 24, 2009, 09:58:08 PM


    no  3    he's not on his way home from the  1st wicksteed bash {-)
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Post by: craftysod on July 25, 2009, 01:07:43 PM
 no 3  Thinking to himself " hope i dont look stupid with this umbrella"
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Post by: Tug-Kenny on July 25, 2009, 09:35:51 PM

               I wish I hadn't upset that High Priest now.
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Post by: steamboatbob on August 05, 2009, 11:01:03 AM
3. bloody global warming
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Post by: tigertiger on August 05, 2009, 12:21:57 PM
The Sun Headline

COASTGUARD RESCUE HAMPERED
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Post by: gondolier88 on August 05, 2009, 05:03:01 PM
The Lillipution solo round the world attempt came to an end today after 50,000 miles in a strange ship that was left on Lilliput beach by some giants.
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Post by: garston1 on August 11, 2009, 01:52:51 AM
MEN IN STUPID LOOKING BOAT DEEMED BASKET CASES!
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Post by: garston1 on August 11, 2009, 01:58:31 AM
2. Nigerian Olympic runner fails in third leg of his race
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 27, 2009, 12:30:00 PM
 :-)
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Post by: HS93 (RIP) on November 27, 2009, 02:58:16 PM
Now thats what I call bubble gum.. {-)


peter
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Post by: HS93 (RIP) on November 27, 2009, 02:59:33 PM
I think the london rubber company is going a bit far... :-X


Peter %)
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Post by: ajb68 on November 27, 2009, 03:38:10 PM
Is this better than the one michael jackson had ?
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 27, 2009, 04:00:27 PM

 You can sing all you like.... but you only have 5 minutes of air.
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Post by: das boot on November 27, 2009, 04:02:54 PM
OK OK...put that cigarette away first, THEN I'll give you a kiss... :D


Rich
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Post by: daz on November 27, 2009, 04:06:47 PM
How the hell did you swap places with hammy the hamster

Daz
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Post by: Roger in France on November 27, 2009, 04:47:13 PM
"Nah look darlin, what I said was this is a gig for yer intellectuals and you don't want to muck around with Gurter in that rarified atmosphere, ger it?"

Roger in France
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: das boot on November 27, 2009, 05:15:59 PM
How the hell did you swap places with hammy the hamster

Daz

 {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) :-)) :-)) :-))


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Post by: Guy Bagley on November 27, 2009, 05:45:45 PM
vacuum packed lead guitarist- once opened keep refrigerated
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Post by: dougal99 on November 27, 2009, 07:47:19 PM
No No. I said I wanted bubble wrap, not bubble rock...
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Post by: DickyD on November 27, 2009, 08:52:07 PM
OY GET OUT OF MY BALL !!!!
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Post by: craftysod on November 27, 2009, 09:35:36 PM
Girl saying to outside " if i fart now will this thing explode"
Love Dicky's photoshop answer though
Mark
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Post by: HS93 (RIP) on November 27, 2009, 10:34:33 PM
Hey with all this swine flu about,  I'm staying in hear..


Peter
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Post by: das boot on December 05, 2009, 01:24:00 PM
That geezer in the red suit...isn't that Gary Glitter from a few years back?

Now we know why she's in the bubble...



Rich
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Post by: Klunk on December 05, 2009, 02:13:45 PM
who turned the bubble machine on!!!!!!!!
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Post by: DickyD on December 05, 2009, 07:17:02 PM
I was dared to put this on.

Our mate from OMRA, omra85 aka Danny was stung in the eye by a very brave bee and now has an eye patch.

In the photo the eye patch is on the wrong side, what the hell.

Captions please.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: omra85 on December 05, 2009, 08:33:17 PM
You wait - my time WILL come  O0

Danny  :P
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: craftysod on December 05, 2009, 08:40:22 PM
The bear didnt do anything,so i'm gonna try a parrot now
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: das boot on December 05, 2009, 09:39:51 PM
You leave my parrot alone, you big bully... ;D


Rich
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Post by: omra85 on December 06, 2009, 04:15:05 PM
Friend - "What a charming creature, where did you get it?"

Parrot - "I picked him up in Rugby, there's loads of them all over the place! But I'm taking him back, he's defective!!"

Danny
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Post by: ajb68 on December 06, 2009, 04:43:25 PM
And first prize and a nice sheild go to .......the parrot  {-)

Andy
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 11, 2009, 09:54:45 PM
                                                    :o
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Post by: The long Build on December 11, 2009, 10:29:20 PM
Stingray stingray , oops wrong boat.. :}
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Post by: ajb68 on December 11, 2009, 10:55:00 PM
I will make this boat dive !!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Netleyned on December 12, 2009, 05:24:55 PM
I said a crane driver not crane diver!
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Post by: Tom@Crewe on December 12, 2009, 05:36:03 PM
NEWS FLASH!!!.................... Whale spits out boat.............
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Post by: omra85 on December 12, 2009, 05:37:32 PM
"I can't understand it, I always used to launch like this when I was in OMRA!"

Danny  %% {-)
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Post by: dougal99 on December 12, 2009, 05:55:36 PM
When I said I wanted to make a splash with my new boat, I didn't mean it literally
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Post by: DickyD on December 12, 2009, 06:03:10 PM
"I can't understand it, I always used to launch like this when I was in OMRA!"

Danny  %% {-)
No wonder you never win anything ;)
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Post by: hollowhornbear on December 12, 2009, 06:39:06 PM
"i'm sure somebody said launch bows first?"
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Post by: Tug-Kenny on December 12, 2009, 09:43:50 PM

 

        "I thought I'd try a different boat"


tug kenny



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Post by: cadman17_36 on December 13, 2009, 02:32:54 AM
Battle stations, Battle stations, Dive, Dive,  %%
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 08, 2010, 01:48:48 PM
Lots of snow about this week.....
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Post by: omra85 on January 08, 2010, 02:03:06 PM
"Oh Gawd - I think I've just coughed up my whatsits"

Danny
 
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Post by: cadman17_36 on January 09, 2010, 04:23:31 AM
And here we have a rare photo of the Pygmy snow beast as it attacks an unsuspecting snowball.
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Post by: omra85 on January 09, 2010, 10:04:42 AM
"When I grow up, I'm going to be a YETI"

Danny
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Post by: DickyD on January 09, 2010, 10:21:04 AM
Go on, do it, I just dare ya !!!


[This is not a reference to Danny's caption. It is my caption.]
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Post by: dougal99 on January 09, 2010, 02:06:57 PM
I wish they would thaw me out rather than use me for target practice...
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Post by: Dreadstar on January 09, 2010, 02:38:29 PM
This time,please let it be a steak!!!!!!!!
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Post by: hollowhornbear on January 09, 2010, 04:48:06 PM
"at least it's not the yellow snow!"
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 23, 2010, 03:04:02 PM

 We haven't done this for a while....  :-)
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Post by: Colin Bishop on September 23, 2010, 03:26:40 PM
With a sinking heart, Alfie realised that he was next on the menu....
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Post by: dougal99 on September 23, 2010, 05:41:59 PM
It's amazing what can really get up your nose!
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Post by: Marks Model Bits on September 23, 2010, 06:10:29 PM
Please, whatever you do...............................



DON'T SNEEZE!!!

Or.....

I am going to sue that plastic surgeon............................ You call THIS a nose!!!!!!!..... {-) {-)

Mark.
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Post by: RaaArtyGunner on September 23, 2010, 11:33:54 PM
As he gazed deep into her eyes his heart beat incessantly  %) %) %)
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Post by: pugwash on September 23, 2010, 11:59:35 PM
Sorry mr Gunner I will have to borrow your glasses - I thought she was a he in fact I thought it was M. Jackson (deceased)

Geoff
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Post by: RaaArtyGunner on September 24, 2010, 12:19:59 AM

Pugwash,
Love is blind O0 O0 O0
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder  %) %)
yep the others can borrow my glasses  8) 8) 8) where shall I post them to {-) {-) %% %%
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Post by: gondolier88 on September 24, 2010, 07:30:45 AM
Looking in the mirror Bob realised he had had far too much to drink last night!

Greg
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Post by: tigertiger on September 24, 2010, 07:45:33 AM
When she said that she fancied a little ginger nut, this isn't what she had in mind.
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Post by: tigertiger on September 24, 2010, 07:46:37 AM
Look in to my eyes. %%


You are feeling very small and insignificant.
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Post by: Klunk on September 29, 2010, 08:38:06 PM
eeeeeeeeeegggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh.................I have a human on my nose!
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Post by: sentry on September 29, 2010, 09:18:32 PM
Who you calling big eyes
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Post by: Netleyned on September 30, 2010, 06:43:21 AM
I don't remember eating that!

Ned
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Post by: HS93 (RIP) on September 30, 2010, 07:40:24 AM
OH NO It's Naomi Campbell, and she has a phone in heir hand .......



Peter {-)
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Post by: toesupwa on September 30, 2010, 08:03:04 AM
Now Mr Gulliver... about this round the world trip you want to go on...
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Post by: tolnedra on September 30, 2010, 12:18:37 PM
As it's politcal party conference time in UK, " The Ayes (Eyes) have it".
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Post by: steamboatbob on October 05, 2010, 09:27:56 AM
"xxxxx" me i thaught Amazons were a myth
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 05, 2010, 11:19:44 AM
New one....  :-)   :-)
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Post by: Colin Bishop on October 05, 2010, 11:30:07 AM
He hadn't repaid the money he borrowed to feed his wife and kids and now the loan shark was on his back.
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Post by: Roger in France on October 05, 2010, 01:44:33 PM
"Doctor, I have a sharp pain in my neck".

Roger in France
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Post by: Shipmate60 on October 05, 2010, 01:47:58 PM
So which one IS the lawyer?

Bob
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Post by: dreadnought72 on October 05, 2010, 05:05:47 PM
Once again Ed was unlucky: Pets at Home had sold the last shark lead just a few moments earlier.
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 05, 2010, 05:30:55 PM

  Even with the Delhi Commonwealth games started the accommodation still wasn't finished and as for the catering... !!
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Post by: mattycoops43 on October 05, 2010, 06:34:47 PM
Boy-How far IS this swimming pool anyway?
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Post by: Double D on October 05, 2010, 07:59:35 PM


This is nothing, you should see the size of the one that got away!!!!!
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Post by: catengineman on October 07, 2010, 09:36:26 PM
It's powered by six 12v SLAs has .............
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 26, 2010, 04:36:42 PM
 :-)
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Post by: DieselDo on November 26, 2010, 04:42:16 PM
Rooney visits Lilliput
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Post by: davidm1945 on November 26, 2010, 05:54:34 PM
Rooney visits Lilliput

I don't think you can beat that - brilliant!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 26, 2010, 06:10:44 PM

 Shrek spots a nice girl in the crowd but getting a date would be difficult with only one leg.
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Post by: HS93 (RIP) on November 26, 2010, 08:19:09 PM
Shrek is looking for a nice YOUNG girl in the crowd so he can ask heir granny out
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 15, 2010, 06:59:41 PM

                                                                  <*<
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Post by: unbuiltnautilus on December 15, 2010, 07:05:32 PM
It doesn't just lay golden eggs then??
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Post by: Marks Model Bits on December 15, 2010, 07:40:56 PM
The government cuts are really hitting now....................

We can't even afford a tree {-) {-)
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Post by: chingdevil on December 15, 2010, 07:48:12 PM
If that is the angel..............how big is the tree??



Brian
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Post by: Wetwater on December 15, 2010, 08:32:41 PM
  Thought it was Martin,  {:-{  but the shirt looks the wrong colour.  %)
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Post by: nige2307 on December 15, 2010, 09:02:59 PM
?
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Post by: Lord Bungle on December 15, 2010, 09:08:30 PM
The new Model Boat  Mayhem Christmas Cover Robot proved to be a success
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Post by: Klunk on December 15, 2010, 09:14:31 PM
martin does moulin rouge........not!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Roadrunner on December 16, 2010, 12:00:20 AM
tinsel and turkey  {-)
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Post by: dougal99 on December 16, 2010, 02:48:40 PM
Found the elf in 'elf and safety'
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Post by: RaaArtyGunner on December 16, 2010, 08:38:58 PM
Found the elf in 'elf and safety'

 :-)) :-)) :-)) %) %)
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 31, 2011, 10:26:48 PM
We haven't done this for a while... here's Stavros at Wicksteed!
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Post by: Ghost in the shell on May 31, 2011, 10:28:55 PM
hmmm that'll be £40 per hour for salvage duty, plus 10% fee for each boat rescued, I could make a killing here, :)
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Post by: Marks Model Bits on May 31, 2011, 10:35:41 PM
And here we have the winner of the North Wales Regional Gurning Competitionl!! {-) {-) {-)
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Post by: Shipmate60 on May 31, 2011, 10:44:53 PM
Oh Dear, MORE rubbish for me to Womble away!!

Bob
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Post by: class37 on May 31, 2011, 11:05:27 PM
it looks like it's heading straight for me

it looks like it's going ******* fast

can I trust Martin to turn away before it hits me ?

if he doesn't, will it hurt ?

a lot ?
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Post by: The long Build on May 31, 2011, 11:15:48 PM
Uh, Just look at that paint job, I Told them Time and time again Rub it down first  :}
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Post by: JayDee on May 31, 2011, 11:37:06 PM

 "JayDee"- - - - -  he owes me a Fortune !!
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Post by: dougal99 on June 01, 2011, 09:26:30 AM
Well known model boater auditions for the next 'Die Hard' movie
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Post by: pugwash on June 01, 2011, 09:38:19 AM
"I've wet myself or these waders have sprung a leak"

Geoff
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Post by: John W E on June 01, 2011, 10:09:24 AM
'oops that trump had a lump'

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Post by: Guy Bagley on June 01, 2011, 11:10:28 AM
is that  my gazebo flying off into the distance ?
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 28, 2011, 07:36:58 PM
 :-)
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Post by: richtea on July 28, 2011, 08:00:44 PM
Due to the Galactic recession a stormtrooper shows his new mode of transport.
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Post by: craftysod on July 28, 2011, 08:07:58 PM
Check out the new Reebok trainers son
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Post by: mikearace on July 28, 2011, 09:18:48 PM
Okay okay so its not quite the Death Star but after the Emperor's Strategic Defence Review what else did you expect? 
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Post by: craftysod on July 28, 2011, 09:32:44 PM
Just becuase i have a sleeping bag,i am not camp,and no this is not the stewards new uniform
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: unbuiltnautilus on July 29, 2011, 11:53:29 AM
"Sold out of Stormtrooper teeshirts did they?"
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Post by: Dreadstar on July 29, 2011, 05:10:27 PM
Do I look like Darth Vader to you....????
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 08, 2011, 11:55:23 PM
(http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=31924.0;attach=98194;image)
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Post by: HS93 (RIP) on August 09, 2011, 12:07:27 AM
no it wasn't me on the news last night running out of sports direct with the rioters carrying bags of gear

Peter
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Post by: Netleyned on August 09, 2011, 09:31:14 AM
If you sat here as long as I have You would be a Bronze God too!
With Females of all ages at your feet

Ned
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Post by: omra85 on August 09, 2011, 08:07:30 PM
Monica had to go and change her jeans after the mime artist suddenly put his feet round her!
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Post by: Number 6 on November 13, 2011, 08:57:14 PM
This one has to go in here, hope you don't mind Tony (tt1) for putting your pic here too, Dave.  :-))
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Post by: richtea on November 13, 2011, 09:42:14 PM
Is Phil saying,
" Just a minute Martin,  have you got my twenty pound note ?"
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Post by: Rottweiler on November 14, 2011, 02:00:11 AM

      "No Gary I'm 16 MUCH too old for you!"
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Post by: HS93 (RIP) on November 14, 2011, 02:00:40 AM
Is Phil saying

Hey  are you  Mike Henry ?  :D :D


Peter
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Post by: Guy Bagley on November 14, 2011, 10:33:55 AM
phil is saying...'pink looks good on you .....your place or mine....you  little boater ! ?'
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Post by: Netleyned on November 14, 2011, 04:36:19 PM
Twenty Pound Note
Spent it on mince pies for Ingham

Ned
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 14, 2011, 04:41:50 PM
Phil.     Does it hurt Martin?
Martin. What?
Phil.     Me standing on your blinking long hair?
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Post by: hollowhornbear on November 14, 2011, 06:04:25 PM
Phil thinks " if I'm quite i may just get my £20 out of his back pocket, nobody has seen me!"
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Post by: catengineman on November 14, 2011, 06:52:08 PM
could our elustrious leader be thinking

This stalker is making me nervous
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: craftysod on November 14, 2011, 08:11:03 PM
Phil   Yep the note is still there
Martin  Damn security is tight here
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 14, 2011, 10:09:37 PM
 {-)
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 19, 2011, 11:50:26 AM
 :-)
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Post by: Patrick Henry on December 19, 2011, 11:53:49 AM
Naff...they heard that. Thought I'd managed to sneak that one out...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: richtea on December 19, 2011, 12:40:16 PM
" He really thinks that he runs the country"  :}
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Post by: RaaArtyGunner on December 19, 2011, 12:46:17 PM
" He really thinks that he runs the country"  :}

Mark 2 version

"Does he really think that he runs the UK"  {-) {-)
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Post by: Dreadstar on December 19, 2011, 03:14:33 PM
Why on earth do they think I'm Gay???
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Post by: sentry on December 19, 2011, 04:47:13 PM
its the new sound proofing for the kids room  works a treat so now going to get one for the wife and mother-in-laws rooms too.
                     regards Howard.
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Post by: sentry on December 19, 2011, 04:50:07 PM
The instant reserve on the esc seams a bit kean.
    regards Howard
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Post by: ben hall on December 21, 2011, 10:21:37 PM
 :-)
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Post by: ben hall on December 21, 2011, 10:24:08 PM
i new i shouldn't have put that i was having a boat party on facebook
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Post by: RaaArtyGunner on December 21, 2011, 11:04:50 PM

That hull is definitely well sealed against any leaks  {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: The long Build on December 22, 2011, 12:16:02 AM
The Navy Seals take a well earned rest after a covert mission..
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: LarryW on December 22, 2011, 10:09:27 AM
   NICE ONE , 
                 HAPPY CHRISTMAS  AND HAPPY NEW YEAR ,      BOBBY MK 2  now a pyronuat fire fighter larry , all the best larry :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 22, 2011, 11:02:53 AM
(http://s10.postimage.org/8epbmqotj/jikes.jpg)


That hull is definitely well sealed against any leaks  



 {-) {-) That got to be one of the best caption Competition answers this year!   {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: PONGO on February 21, 2012, 10:03:13 PM
Has this yacht been given a seal of approval?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ben hall on February 21, 2012, 10:25:00 PM

(http://s15.postimage.org/b61h15aaf/HMS_Dauntless_007.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/b61h15aaf/)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ben hall on February 21, 2012, 10:27:13 PM
I OLD YOU WE COULDNT GET THROUGH THAT WAY WHY DIDNT YOU JUST BUY A SAT  NAV LIKE I SAID  >>:-( >>:-( >>:-(
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: catengineman on February 21, 2012, 10:30:15 PM
Its a well know fact every one is scared of the daleks
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ben hall on February 21, 2012, 10:31:37 PM
go on blow that bridge up i dare you  {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ben hall on February 21, 2012, 10:32:52 PM
mayday mayday we need aircraft carriers and planes      oh wait oops forgot we dont have any  O0 O0 O0 {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: scoop on February 21, 2012, 11:32:39 PM
(http://s15.postimage.org/b61h15aaf/HMS_Dauntless_007.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/b61h15aaf/)

I'm sure the tide wasn't this high when we came up the river captain  {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RaaArtyGunner on February 22, 2012, 10:09:38 AM
That's what happens when you build a bridge on sand, it, the bridge, sinks.

 O0 O0 O0 O0 {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: rmaddock on February 22, 2012, 11:08:46 AM
I told you getting that team of design consultants in to do the bridge was a mistake!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ben hall on February 22, 2012, 05:01:17 PM
the navy are talking about cut backs  well maby make the ship smaller
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ben hall on February 22, 2012, 05:03:48 PM
the money was running tight towards the end of the bridge being built they had to recycle previously used material  so the went down to the bridge legs.................
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on February 22, 2012, 05:10:53 PM
With Towers that high they could have lifted the roadway up a bit  >>:-( >>:-(

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Dreadstar on February 23, 2012, 04:12:53 PM
What do they mean by Max Headroom???????
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on February 23, 2012, 04:21:28 PM
What do they mean by Max Headroom???????

Is it his fault?

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Shannon S. on March 04, 2012, 03:04:01 PM
"Do you think it will still float?"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on March 04, 2012, 03:22:01 PM
I think the hull is a bit too asymmetric to plane properly, what do you think?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: john s 2 on March 04, 2012, 03:59:14 PM
What speed does it go before it planes on those wheels? John.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on March 04, 2012, 04:09:42 PM
Get off your horse and fix it

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: richald on March 04, 2012, 04:30:37 PM
Well that's knackered things for the concours!. . . .

Richard
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Dave13 on March 04, 2012, 04:53:07 PM
You and your parking again  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 04, 2012, 06:39:23 PM

"The boat's a write-off but the fog horns on the back still work!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: BIG ALAN on March 05, 2012, 01:10:12 AM
WHEN ALL ELSE FAILS READ THE INSRUCTIONS
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: rmaddock on March 05, 2012, 08:11:09 AM
And then we realised we'd forgotten the duck tape!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: HS93 (RIP) on March 05, 2012, 01:48:48 PM
OK where are the   "A" team or MacGyver  when you need them.

Peter
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Shipmate60 on March 05, 2012, 03:56:27 PM
"Anyone got any superglue?"

Bob
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Shannon S. on March 07, 2012, 10:52:13 PM
"I Thought it was a Schwimmwagen" :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: richtea on March 07, 2012, 11:44:11 PM
Keith  Moon's ghost strikes again
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Shipmate60 on March 08, 2012, 12:09:29 AM
I think I have flooded it!!

Bob
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: HS93 (RIP) on March 08, 2012, 12:23:12 AM
Last time I let the Wife drive an Automatic ! O0

Peter
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Circlip on March 08, 2012, 12:28:43 AM
No no no, SUV means SPORTS utility Vehicle NOT Submersible!

  Regards  Ian.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: thebackways on March 08, 2012, 02:42:10 AM
so....would that count as a fail on my test sir ??
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Dreadstar on March 08, 2012, 05:11:25 AM
I only asked her to dip the headlights.......
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hopeitfloats on March 08, 2012, 08:40:45 AM
well the salesman did say it will go anywhere
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on March 08, 2012, 09:20:02 AM
When I said give the car a good wash inside and out that isn't quite what I had in mind!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grasshopper on March 08, 2012, 12:36:38 PM
You haven't quite grasped the concept of a 'car pool' have you?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: richald on March 08, 2012, 12:43:37 PM
Quote
I only asked her to dip the headlights.......

gets my vote!

Richard
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Dave13 on March 08, 2012, 04:00:44 PM
Now that what I call a divers attraction  {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on March 08, 2012, 05:45:49 PM
"The ultimate diving machine"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Welsh Wizard on March 08, 2012, 09:01:22 PM
You Dammed fool when I said wash it inside as well as outisde I didnt mean park it in the ruddy pool



Dave

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 08, 2012, 10:36:20 PM

 Is this some sort of secret activity no one has told me about?!?
   :o

(http://s14.postimage.org/sug9fb68d/lafd_car_in_pool.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/sug9fb68d/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/42gn82p1p/2n_pool.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/42gn82p1p/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/4ghz7o959/03_swimming_pool_with_car.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/4ghz7o959/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/prfjbxr9p/05_car_in_pool.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/prfjbxr9p/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/t0tyiefd9/480075_car_in_pool.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/t0tyiefd9/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/3w2y4zfwt/3823550_3x2_940x627.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/3w2y4zfwt/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/lnj5x6kp9/20080704_070408_sub_Car_in_Pool_1_500.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/lnj5x6kp9/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/4oa7hx9hp/4165261422_935847833c.jpg)     (http://postimage.org/image/4oa7hx9hp/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/s3s4n9t8t/4165261446_fb29cdfdf6.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/s3s4n9t8t/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/fqfagd3kd/090728113346_WEB_truck_in_pool.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/fqfagd3kd/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/vpxxzwzm5/a97182_g120_8_crashed_pool.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/vpxxzwzm5/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/oo00dpw0d    article_0_04_CCB1_ED000005_DC_475_468x327.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/oo00dpw0d/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/9tbezjmfh/article_0_04_CCB1_F4000005_DC_743_468x633.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/9tbezjmfh/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/58p8km2q5/car.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/58p8km2q5/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/e500ojtcd/Car_in_pool.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/e500ojtcd/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/cegzn2bt9/car_in_the_pool_03.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/cegzn2bt9/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/jvusg0qq5/car_in_the_pool_05.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/jvusg0qq5/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/kb6291cnh/Car_In_Pool.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/kb6291cnh/)     (http://s14.postimage.org/sj7zu14jx/coffee_truck_pool.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/sj7zu14jx/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/tzjic67gt/Driving_Car_In_Swimming_Pool.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/tzjic67gt/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/bl8z86v65/Image1.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/bl8z86v65/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/oqoheap1p/Image324.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/oqoheap1p/)   (http://s14.postimage.org/a8ra6axql/in_pool.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/a8ra6axql/)   (http://s14.postimage.org/7spgsgfnx/jeepinpool.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/7spgsgfnx/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/tf9j6lkjx/image.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/tf9j6lkjx/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/fo0079pal/car_crash_1_pool1.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/fo0079pal/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/99617powd/image.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/99617powd/)    (http://s14.postimage.org/4vt90ov2l/110727_car_in_pool.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/4vt90ov2l/)



Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Welsh Wizard on March 08, 2012, 10:44:20 PM
SSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dont tell everyone Martin  ok2 ok2 ok2 ok2 ok2.......I'll let you know how to join by Pm



Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 08, 2012, 10:55:16 PM
 {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: scoop on March 08, 2012, 10:59:09 PM
Nice to see that not all places have banned IC engines  :D :D :-))
Scoop
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: DickyD on March 08, 2012, 11:02:32 PM
Think these could be Portsmouth FC supporters doing the equivalent of throwing themselves on their swords.  (http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/Smileys/ROFL_C1.gif)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: thebackways on March 09, 2012, 01:10:37 AM
its an anti theft system...aint no1 gonna be able to nick your car  O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on March 09, 2012, 06:29:24 AM
"Fans of Keith moon celebrate the anniversary of his death"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: geoff p on March 09, 2012, 08:59:21 AM
It's interesting that none of the 'pools have an oil-slick from the copious amounts of engine-oil those cars carry.  Yet we worry about the micro amounts that our boats 'might' discharge.

Geoff
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Shannon S. on March 13, 2012, 08:48:18 PM
Well, at least we can get to those barnacle's now.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RaaArtyGunner on March 13, 2012, 09:49:12 PM

Now thats what I call a planing hull.  O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Shipmate60 on March 13, 2012, 09:52:00 PM
Another publicity shot for "Costa Cruises"

Bob
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 13, 2012, 10:25:41 PM
"At least we didn't hit that iceberg."
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Richtea on March 19, 2012, 07:50:06 PM
"When the Captain asked for his on the rocks,
I think he meant his drink"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on March 19, 2012, 10:47:18 PM
Wow! that is some tidal drop
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 21, 2012, 10:55:06 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Dreadstar on March 21, 2012, 11:26:16 PM
I don't think much of these toilet facilities.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on March 21, 2012, 11:53:14 PM

Optional accessories..................., "Bucket seat"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on March 22, 2012, 07:08:31 AM
"About this KFC Bargain Bucket...."
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: triumphjon on March 23, 2012, 06:54:48 AM
people carrier , fully air conditioned !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 06, 2012, 06:45:32 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: JayDee on April 06, 2012, 06:51:40 PM


"I wish I still had the Brownie Box Camera"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on April 06, 2012, 08:12:17 PM
I've heard of "snap-happy" tourists but that just takes the biscuit ! :o

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 06, 2012, 08:24:25 PM

Knee pads?  No.   More batteries.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 06, 2012, 08:25:10 PM
.... I miss Instamatic...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on April 06, 2012, 10:11:16 PM

 "Caddie taking a photo at a golf tournament"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Dreadstar on April 07, 2012, 07:12:15 AM
Why is it always me that gets left to carry everything?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 07, 2012, 08:00:46 AM

 Leftbekiszakhstan's No.1 spy wasn't too happy with his latest miniaturised equipment.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on April 07, 2012, 08:29:06 AM
Watch the Birdie !!

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: catengineman on April 07, 2012, 09:50:06 AM
What do you mean? these cameras can have the film changed?

I thought they were single use
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on April 07, 2012, 10:18:20 AM
This is the last time I offer to take a picture of the Philharmonic Orchestra using their cameras.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: meechingman on April 08, 2012, 09:47:27 AM
Officials at Stena Line are now wondering if their sponsorship deal was such a good idea.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 20, 2012, 05:12:21 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 20, 2012, 05:12:21 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: rmaddock on April 20, 2012, 05:25:05 PM
A life on the ocean waves...is better than going to Saginaw.......
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on April 20, 2012, 05:26:03 PM
I only went to Macdonalds for a pirate.....

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ACTion on April 20, 2012, 05:28:56 PM
"Counting the galleons on the New Jersey turnpike, it took me four days to hitch-hike from Saginaw"
(Sorry, Paul)
DM
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Perkasaman2 on April 20, 2012, 05:44:05 PM
It's Ed China at the wheel.  :}
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Bob K on April 20, 2012, 05:48:21 PM
"Counting the galleons on the New Jersey turnpike, it took me four days to hitch-hike from Saginaw"
(Sorry, Paul)
DM

Brilliant  !!!!    :-))  {-)  {-)   {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug-Kenny on April 20, 2012, 08:16:07 PM

Is my twin brother very far behind ?


ken

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on April 20, 2012, 10:14:34 PM
Battle stations, Stand by to repel overtakers {-) {-) {-)

or

the wind has gone out of his sails
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: scoop on April 21, 2012, 12:01:44 AM
And the winner of the Drag Boat race is........
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 27, 2012, 01:01:06 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Dreadstar on April 27, 2012, 01:16:27 PM
Now I know why that Canaries lines cruise was so cheap. :o
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: rmaddock on April 27, 2012, 01:33:30 PM
RNLI cut back as recession deepens.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: catengineman on April 27, 2012, 04:34:00 PM
Costa cruises standard issue holiday wear
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on April 27, 2012, 04:46:36 PM
Costa cruises standard issue holiday wear

Costa Captain's survival equipment
The yellow streak is well camouflaged {:-{

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Richtea on April 27, 2012, 07:19:32 PM
Air - Sea Rescue cuts bite hard.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on April 27, 2012, 10:04:53 PM
Wheres me  (yellow) submarine gone now!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on April 27, 2012, 11:29:45 PM
So that's what they meant when they decided to build a banana boat ! 8)

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on April 28, 2012, 08:01:22 AM
He had the feeling that this covert operation was not going to succeed.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on April 30, 2012, 08:51:16 AM
Does my bum look big in this?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sparky on May 03, 2012, 07:27:53 PM
It'll never fly !!

Vic.
Title: Caption Competition
Post by: Liverbudgie on May 18, 2012, 08:12:21 PM
And the prize is...... well ain't  one at present.


LB
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Rottweiler on May 18, 2012, 10:09:36 PM
turning a blind eye?
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 18, 2012, 10:13:59 PM

Nelson's not so great , great, great, great grandson?!
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: Liverbudgie on May 18, 2012, 10:30:31 PM
It's female - I think.

The location is Ellesmere Port, I think she/he/it was checking out my big black lens as I waited the Queen to disembark from the motor yacht Leander-G
LB
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: catengineman on May 19, 2012, 01:36:20 AM
Which bit do I twiddle to get the colours ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 23, 2012, 02:01:06 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Big Ada on May 23, 2012, 05:53:36 PM
He is just pleased to see me !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Shipmate60 on May 23, 2012, 06:17:43 PM
That beats Domino Piza delivery, Hot Dogs To Go.

Bob
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Klunk on May 23, 2012, 07:20:24 PM
anyone seen my sausage??
Title: Re: Caption Competition
Post by: armc40 on May 23, 2012, 08:24:22 PM
which one's the Butler ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on May 23, 2012, 10:35:57 PM

No Mast ard please
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: armc40 on May 24, 2012, 03:02:03 PM
size isn't everything
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on May 24, 2012, 03:14:11 PM


Isn't this what you meant when you said bring an old banger?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Dave13 on May 24, 2012, 05:06:27 PM
Bob got the wrong idea when Tom said "when you come round can you bring the hotdogs"   {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on May 24, 2012, 05:54:45 PM
Dave (No6) Is back in business He loves his dog  :-)) :-)) :-))

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: wrongtimeben on May 24, 2012, 06:02:15 PM
obviously inbred.

The sausage that is.....!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: armc40 on May 24, 2012, 07:13:49 PM
When he said she had nice buns...this is the last thing she expected to happen !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 22, 2012, 09:59:15 AM
 :-)

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_RqnDaYi31-s/SunwKDWmtfI/AAAAAAAAAic/9OLNomhsg88/s1600/Renate-Schulte-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hopeitfloats on June 22, 2012, 10:05:27 AM
thats the last time i'll let the wife drive
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: armc40 on June 22, 2012, 10:06:57 AM
............"and then he came out of nowhere Officer"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: rmaddock on June 22, 2012, 10:16:20 AM
I shouted "Starboard!" but he wasn't listening.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug-Kenny on June 22, 2012, 10:17:25 AM

Jimmy Durante had one too many.    :}


ken

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Artistmike on June 22, 2012, 10:19:12 AM
"I see no ships !"  8)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: armc40 on June 22, 2012, 10:28:32 AM
       "bleedin' speed bumps !!!!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on June 22, 2012, 10:31:12 AM

I thought you said this was the Blue Marlin   >>:-( >>:-( <*< <*<
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Guy Bagley on June 22, 2012, 01:07:52 PM
all this talk of roro  ferries...

well i rolled on,  how do i roll off ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on June 22, 2012, 01:29:56 PM
I said Dammit not Ram it  :embarrassed: :embarrassed: :embarrassed:

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on June 22, 2012, 09:15:15 PM
What part of 'Astern' didn't you understand.....?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 03, 2012, 11:12:00 AM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug-Kenny on July 03, 2012, 11:16:56 AM


                     That'll stop him interfering with our model boats.


Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on July 03, 2012, 11:24:22 AM

So that's what a shark boat is
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: armc40 on July 03, 2012, 11:49:46 AM
ORCAY...ya got me !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 06, 2012, 03:33:22 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: armc40 on July 06, 2012, 03:43:51 PM
:-)

OK !  which one of you wise guys put too much powder in the washing machine again ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on July 06, 2012, 04:36:22 PM
I told you not to shake the beer......
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Guy Bagley on July 06, 2012, 05:05:46 PM
i tihnk the addition of 'squirty foam' for extra bouyancy may have gone a tad bit too far
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 06, 2012, 05:51:49 PM
Is that how you convert a Box Boat to a Reefer ?

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on July 06, 2012, 10:27:09 PM
Too much shampoo in the 'boat' wash O0 O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 06, 2012, 11:03:55 PM
Where are the cherries on top?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on July 07, 2012, 08:19:08 AM
I told you the fridge in the galley was playing up!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Arrow5 on July 07, 2012, 04:37:28 PM
Serves him right for buying a car that colour !!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on July 07, 2012, 05:55:27 PM
Hmm, looks like Martin has been moderating again..... <*< <*< <*<
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 07, 2012, 06:33:52 PM
Tug Kenny will paint it blue before long {-)

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug-Kenny on July 07, 2012, 07:51:12 PM


                           8)


Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Guy Bagley on July 07, 2012, 10:14:41 PM
Stav asked martin to test drive the latest rally car he's been working on.....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on July 07, 2012, 10:35:00 PM
Isn't that just typical  O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 11, 2012, 09:31:00 AM

 That my house!  >:-o



   ..... and my car!   <:(
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 17, 2012, 04:18:32 PM
(http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=36544.0;attach=112335;image)

Lifted from - Re: Lifeboat Enthusiast Day 15th July 2012
                          http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=36544.0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Dreadstar on July 17, 2012, 04:34:31 PM
New all-terrain self transporting lifeboat. ok2
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: armc40 on July 17, 2012, 04:47:31 PM
......but Red Bull gives yer wings !!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on July 17, 2012, 05:02:28 PM
A lifeboat from The Flintstones.....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on July 17, 2012, 05:40:35 PM
was that an old "buoy" we just passed there coxswain ?   {-)

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 17, 2012, 05:51:49 PM
 
"More trousers, than Talus!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 17, 2012, 06:10:34 PM
Royal National Lapdancing Imagination

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: armc40 on July 17, 2012, 11:21:44 PM
E Harmony reject we presume ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on July 18, 2012, 05:19:59 AM
"It seems we have finnaly got our sea legs capt'n"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 26, 2012, 03:58:14 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: armc40 on July 26, 2012, 04:19:48 PM
Calm down Pinky.... just believe Perky's in a better place now !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 26, 2012, 04:57:33 PM
You remind me of my ex

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on July 26, 2012, 05:58:42 PM
calm yourself porky, you are only going to be turned into.....a bacon sandwich....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 26, 2012, 06:03:09 PM

 How to make a sausage roll.....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: armc40 on July 26, 2012, 06:44:04 PM
     Just like that !!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: catengineman on July 26, 2012, 07:34:23 PM
With these hands I can cure you!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: john44 on July 26, 2012, 07:44:45 PM
Keep those cold hands off me pal.

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: John W E on July 26, 2012, 07:48:24 PM
'he huffed and he puffed and he blew the pig doon'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on July 26, 2012, 07:50:55 PM
This little piggy should have stayed home....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Artistmike on July 26, 2012, 08:10:51 PM
I'm not sure that playing dead is the right thing to do in this situation !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: armc40 on July 26, 2012, 08:16:08 PM
Right....enough practise already ! now for the BIG stuff ..   bring on  Jordan !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 30, 2012, 01:38:42 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Richtea on August 30, 2012, 02:06:39 PM
I told you not to hire that Italian captain
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Arrow5 on August 30, 2012, 02:18:22 PM
Nah,  she`ll be right when the tide comes in.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: wibplus on August 30, 2012, 02:27:41 PM
Who said, buildings as far as the eye can SEA ?  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on August 30, 2012, 06:07:47 PM
Having trouble putting a clamp in this Boss, what do you suggest I do? %) %) %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dave301bounty on August 30, 2012, 06:59:32 PM
surfs in ,,,,tides out .
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on August 30, 2012, 07:16:41 PM
Bit late the council coming round now to say I can't build a boat in my garden!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on August 31, 2012, 08:16:22 AM
"Muuuuuuuuuuum!"
"Look what I found!.... can we keep it?"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on August 31, 2012, 08:37:57 AM
I don't care if hurricane Isaac blew you here, I've written the ticket out now.....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Guy Bagley on August 31, 2012, 09:09:01 AM
phils latest straight runner at blackheath pond is a liittle bigger than his other boats.....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Artistmike on August 31, 2012, 03:01:06 PM

 There you go, 300 cubits long and I'll tell you, it took me blooming ages to find that much gopher wood....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on August 31, 2012, 04:12:57 PM
It didn't look that big in the ebay pics
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: armc40 on August 31, 2012, 09:16:39 PM
Who said  size isn't everything ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stormbringer on August 31, 2012, 10:28:29 PM
hmm maybe i scaled the plans up a tad much  :o
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Howard Q on August 31, 2012, 10:58:52 PM
A new twist on the house boat.
Howard Q.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on September 01, 2012, 12:28:29 AM

See, I told you so, the tide did turn, so there!!!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on September 01, 2012, 09:03:08 AM
I said I wanted an apartment near Hull not near A hull  >>:-( >>:-(

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 25, 2012, 05:17:48 PM

Bob K's cat...


(http://i1143.photobucket.com/albums/n626/bobkiralfy/tailpouncing.jpg)
http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=39726.msg397087#msg397087
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 25, 2012, 05:18:26 PM
 
"I'm telling ya, the fish was THIS big!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 25, 2012, 05:21:40 PM
 
Tiddles, the worlds best invisible basketball player.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 25, 2012, 05:23:07 PM
 
I keep telling you, I'm not a cat, I'm Skippy the bush Kangaroo!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 25, 2012, 05:25:13 PM
 
 "When I grow up, into a giant cat, I'm gonna stomp around like this.. "Grrrr! Roar! Aaaarrrgh!""






                                                                                                OK nurse I'll go lie down now.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on September 25, 2012, 05:54:37 PM
Just lift the superstructure off like this......
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Artistmike on September 25, 2012, 06:00:14 PM


  "See ! ... I told you I was a boy"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Bob K on September 25, 2012, 08:00:18 PM
Awesome captions everyone !!!  {-)  {-)  {-)  Thank you Martin  {-)   :}   :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Andyn on September 25, 2012, 09:24:18 PM
'I swear they were there before I went to the vet yesterday?'

 %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Guy Bagley on September 25, 2012, 09:45:33 PM
one tow three, one two three, this pussy cat waltz is easy !!!
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 25, 2012, 11:01:51 PM
 
"Lets tell Bob that he needs Goldfish too... a bowl about this size!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: armc40 on September 25, 2012, 11:48:20 PM
Are you all feline da action yet ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Bob K on September 26, 2012, 09:19:46 AM

"Lets tell Bob that he needs Goldfish too... a bowl about this size!"


Just wait till they 'discover' my big Koi pond in the garden, although the fish are very cat savvy and have more to worry about from model submarine commissioning.  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Apismelifera on October 26, 2012, 02:48:43 AM
Did you remember to get the tartar sauce like I asked you?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 26, 2012, 08:55:09 AM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on October 26, 2012, 09:06:48 AM
I am a little concerned about this movie

2 things I have seen in the trailers have worried me

Unshaven Bond.....This is just wrong! James Bond can be adrift at sea for 4 days with nothing but a Bond girl and the local Navy will find him clean shaven and his shirt still neatly pressed.
Bond Drinking Beer.... Another no-no.

The last couple of Bond Films have been a real dissapointment to me
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 26, 2012, 11:41:04 AM
.... strange response to a caption competition!  ok2
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on October 26, 2012, 12:30:47 PM
Well? I'm waiting, for the sky to fall......
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 26, 2012, 01:16:21 PM
Is this one any better....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on October 26, 2012, 01:19:35 PM
Quick call Asterix - the sky is falling
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on October 26, 2012, 01:20:18 PM
waiting for Nemo
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on October 26, 2012, 01:23:14 PM
There's always one.....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on October 26, 2012, 04:17:06 PM
now for the synchronised log roll.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stormbringer on October 26, 2012, 04:21:52 PM
i still cant see it guys  %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Richtea on October 26, 2012, 04:29:28 PM
I'll never get the hang of this  ******* line dancing.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on October 26, 2012, 04:43:08 PM
The chippy's open lads.

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on October 26, 2012, 06:13:15 PM
"Lefffftttt TURN" ....
I said LEFT you birdbrain!!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on October 26, 2012, 06:49:30 PM
ABOOOUUUT "TERN" ! {-) {-) {-) {-


Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on October 26, 2012, 08:41:43 PM
So this is poll dancing...
Title: Re: INTERNATIONAL MODEL BOAT SHOW – 9TH TO 11TH NOVEMBER
Post by: TheLongBuild on November 10, 2012, 08:56:57 PM
This has got to Be Candidate for a caption Comp.. :}
I'm sure that is really intresting , however If I don't eat this there are plenty of Mayhemers who will !!
 
 
Title: Re: Re: INTERNATIONAL MODEL BOAT SHOW – 9TH TO 11TH NOVEMBER
Post by: Bill D203 on November 10, 2012, 09:01:26 PM
How much was that cake??  I will have to get my £20.00 note out %%
Title: Re: Re: INTERNATIONAL MODEL BOAT SHOW – 9TH TO 11TH NOVEMBER
Post by: baloo on November 10, 2012, 09:03:26 PM
£20 that cost me.
 
Title: Re: INTERNATIONAL MODEL BOAT SHOW – 9TH TO 11TH NOVEMBER
Post by: Rottweiler on November 10, 2012, 09:09:20 PM
you can have your cake and eat it!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: TheLongBuild on November 10, 2012, 09:15:09 PM
To Phil  " Did you know Mr Kipling makes extremely nice Cakes"
Phil.  " Yes , now let me eat it"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 10, 2012, 09:28:33 PM
 
 I can do a joke about the name of the boat... but I'd probably have to ban myself.

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on November 10, 2012, 09:40:21 PM
you ought to see how fast the hamsters pedal when I feed them fruity pies!
Grendel
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ardarossan on November 10, 2012, 09:48:31 PM
"Sorry, I thought you said International Bloat Show"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: TheLongBuild on November 10, 2012, 09:56:36 PM

 I can do a joke about the name of the boat... but I'd probably have to ban myself.



Go on its been a while since you were Moderated  :}
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Neil on November 10, 2012, 10:05:31 PM
Photo reads as:
"Gawd, he's boring.......wish he'd go and  leave me to my pie"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on November 10, 2012, 10:29:50 PM
Stavros have you got something to tell me,you eaten all MY CAKES and this is ALL YOU LEFT ME
 
 
 
Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 10, 2012, 10:34:28 PM
 
"It runs on Welsh cakes! ..... Don't you believe me?!?"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 10, 2012, 10:37:29 PM
 
"I paid £20 for this steam powered cake maker and it don't even work......!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ardarossan on November 10, 2012, 10:43:03 PM
"Do I like kipling? I dunno, I've never kippled!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dreadnought72 on November 10, 2012, 11:00:04 PM
Phil: "...and you take the cake out of that tube, and it's done."
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stormbringer on November 10, 2012, 11:12:43 PM
where does this go ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on November 11, 2012, 11:16:45 PM
"ere Guv ... got a spare 'score' for an ol' soldier what's only got 'arf a cake to his name?" 

:-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on November 23, 2012, 09:24:33 AM
Couldn't resist this one

(http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee322/Essex2Visuvesi/Image7.jpg)

Look mummy! bubbles!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Guy Bagley on November 23, 2012, 09:29:04 AM
beans on toast for lunch was not a good idea.....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on November 23, 2012, 10:32:03 AM
 
Mummy, mummy, come quick look what this bad man did in the pool O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on November 23, 2012, 03:57:59 PM
Will someone come and get shut of these Pirahanas....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on November 23, 2012, 04:25:23 PM
Wind the bobbin up!

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: rmaddock on November 23, 2012, 04:41:41 PM
"Help! I'm being sucked down the plug hole!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 11, 2012, 11:41:26 PM
I found a problem with one of the tape drives today....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dreadnought72 on December 11, 2012, 11:56:32 PM
We know IT Martin...

"Just switch it off and on again."

Andy
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 12, 2012, 01:22:22 AM
'just wind it back on using a biro'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dreadnought72 on December 12, 2012, 09:15:30 AM
The other IT solution -

"Just shut the door. Maybe no-one will notice?"

Andy
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Shipmate60 on December 12, 2012, 11:33:43 AM
Now that is real Mayhem!!

Bob
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Guy Bagley on December 12, 2012, 12:00:45 PM
use the surplus tape for xmas decorations around the room !!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on December 12, 2012, 12:14:01 PM
The Office xmas party was one of the best in years.... Even the fileserver was suffering the next day
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on December 12, 2012, 12:47:56 PM
System display message -
"Uuuurrrggghh - I can't remember eating THAT at the office party!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 12, 2012, 02:45:18 PM
Thats the log on problem sorted.
Now where is th recycle bin?

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 13, 2012, 10:31:17 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Richtea on December 13, 2012, 10:43:55 PM
Santa's little helpers hit by recession.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 13, 2012, 10:44:47 PM
parcel force.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on December 14, 2012, 10:09:03 AM
Contingency plan for the great elf strike of 2012 :-)) :-)) :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on December 14, 2012, 11:36:41 AM
A dog is for life... not just for Christmas shopping
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 26, 2012, 07:26:37 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A-0lNKZCUAAjJs3.jpg:large)

http://your.asda.com/news-and-blogs/car-parked-in-asda-trolley-bay (http://your.asda.com/news-and-blogs/car-parked-in-asda-trolley-bay)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on December 26, 2012, 07:30:17 AM
"I told the missus that her little dinky toy was no more than a glorified shopping trolley, and ..."
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on December 26, 2012, 08:08:47 AM
What do you mean there is no undercover parking, that's one there.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 26, 2012, 08:52:09 AM
you're off your trolley mate!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: scoop on December 26, 2012, 10:05:03 AM
Full valet please, back in 30 when I've got my beer !  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on December 26, 2012, 03:09:03 PM
'scuse me lads - any of you got a £1 coin so I can get me car back ?
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stormbringer on December 26, 2012, 06:43:59 PM
ok guys im sorry i tooted when you were moving the trolleys now can you get my car out please
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 29, 2013, 02:47:55 PM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem/frozen1.jpg)
http://news.sky.com/story/1042039/chicago-warehouse-covered-in-ice-after-fire
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on January 29, 2013, 02:55:56 PM
Global Warming?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Guy Bagley on January 29, 2013, 04:57:19 PM
eddie SNOWBART ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on January 29, 2013, 05:17:08 PM
eddie SNOWBART ?

(http://www.sol.me.uk/icons/groan.gif)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: wibplus on January 29, 2013, 05:38:44 PM
Refrigerator wagons??    %% %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on January 29, 2013, 05:43:53 PM
ice truck roaders
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on January 29, 2013, 07:25:45 PM
...should have checked / topped up the anti-freeze BEFORE winter set in >>:-(
 
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on January 29, 2013, 08:40:27 PM
There's no business like snow business  :embarrassed: :embarrassed: :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on January 30, 2013, 01:14:07 AM
Is it the day after tomorrow already?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on January 30, 2013, 08:35:19 AM
I told you this place had gone to Hell - and now its Frozen Over...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 15, 2013, 12:16:18 PM
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/65904000/jpg/_65904132_65904131.jpg)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-21471296
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unconditional_Surrender_%28sculpture%29
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on February 16, 2013, 12:14:08 AM
Next time you ask for "scaled up" figures remember to stipulate the scale required  %%
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on February 16, 2013, 12:46:41 PM
Next time you ask for "scaled up" figures remember to stipulate the scale required  %%
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
Correct, but also list the scale correctly such as 1/32, 1/10 etc, not 32/1 O0 O0 {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on February 16, 2013, 03:11:54 PM
Hey, Fred. Gulliver's the one with the hat, right?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on February 16, 2013, 07:33:51 PM
After 2 years at sea, the young matelot couldn't thank his girlfriend enough for the homecoming present of a fully weathered, twelfth scale, working access arm (with realistic figure) for his model boat.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 07, 2013, 01:02:21 PM
(http://media.skynews.com/media/images/generated/2013/3/7/225180/default/v2/9043893-1-1-942x530.jpg)
http://news.sky.com/story/1061465/dublin-airport-drama-as-plane-tips-on-to-nose
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sparkey on March 07, 2013, 01:08:03 PM
 {-) I think my airline business has taken a nose dive! {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: VC on March 07, 2013, 01:50:38 PM
Someone in the cockpit had consumed CAVA in excess, before take off.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cava_%28Spanish_wine%29
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on March 07, 2013, 01:50:39 PM
See, I told you your high-tech plough wouldn't work {-)
 
(take the letters "BA" from the tailfin and the registration from the fuselage "D-CAVA" and you end up with a BAD CAVA") (bad carver) :P
 
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on March 07, 2013, 01:52:20 PM
Aircrew obesity is a big problem says airline chief
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on March 07, 2013, 02:01:41 PM
I told you not to stop at Liverpool Airport on the way....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sparkey on March 07, 2013, 02:56:40 PM
 :P Does this mean I failed my landing test? %% %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Richtea on March 07, 2013, 03:14:39 PM
I told you not to put Eric Pickles up front.  ;D
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 07, 2013, 03:35:12 PM

Great Britain's 'Journey to the Centre of the Earth' is poised and ready to go!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 07, 2013, 03:37:25 PM
 
Everyone bows or curtseys  when the Queen visits.
 ( where's the brass plaque? )
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ardarossan on March 07, 2013, 04:26:50 PM
Whilst everyone agreed that the Seamus's 'Thunderbirds Fireflash rescue was good in theory, it would have helped if he'd mentioned which way round to arrange the triangle of landing vehicles.

(http://s20.postimage.org/j6217zpcd/trapped_in_the_sky_fireflash.png)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: inertia on March 07, 2013, 05:46:27 PM
"............and that's when you chose to ring me about your Mother's b***dy cat!!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on March 07, 2013, 05:49:29 PM
I told SWIMBO to stay seated until the plane stopped and not to push forward to the front door

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on March 07, 2013, 08:42:43 PM
No No No it is obviously a sniffer plane  O0 O0
 
 you know like sniffer drug dogs that check for drugs it is checking the runway for drugged planes :-)) :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on March 07, 2013, 09:46:18 PM
the little plane had always wanted to be Concord, it had heard Concord's nose drooped to help landing.........

Grendel
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: MickK on March 09, 2013, 12:28:59 AM
 It's a very short runway, but it" B******dy wide!!
Mick
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Coastal on March 09, 2013, 01:21:34 AM
Latest time and motion study proves landing is possble without front wheel tire wear... !!
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 23, 2013, 12:01:12 AM
 :-)
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Post by: RAAArtyGunner on March 23, 2013, 01:31:04 AM
 
This model is available Fitted with air brakes
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Post by: Guy Bagley on March 23, 2013, 08:22:57 AM
have virgin trains fitted  the wrong parts during routine maintenance ?





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Post by: MickK on March 23, 2013, 08:46:28 AM
 
Soon as I get the big LED lights, I'll be able to see through this pollution.
 
 
Mick
 
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Post by: grendel on March 23, 2013, 10:18:31 AM
one of the Virgin designers walked into the wrong design office this morning... the problem with standardising the office layout.
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Post by: sparkey on March 23, 2013, 10:32:06 AM
 %% Air dryers are getting bigger these days! {-) {-)
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Post by: Capt Podge on March 23, 2013, 12:50:19 PM
(Captain to co-pilot) "No - I said..., land it on the PLAIN"  >>:-(
 
 
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 10, 2013, 02:27:03 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-22043199
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Post by: Guy Bagley on April 10, 2013, 04:04:08 PM
THE RANGE OF PRODUCTS FROM BARRY'S MODEL LETTERING !
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Post by: Netleyned on April 10, 2013, 04:23:45 PM
Old Iron's Airbrush Tutorial Masterclass has results beyond expectations  %% %% %%

Ned
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Post by: sparkey on April 10, 2013, 04:32:51 PM
 %% He went overboard with the weathering !






                                                                                  Ray. {-) {-) {-) {-)
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 10, 2013, 05:51:37 PM

"I thought you said, 'a splash of blue would transform the whole ship', but did you actually say, "Transformer"?!!"
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Post by: Capt Podge on April 10, 2013, 11:58:38 PM
I said "I want a SPACE marine" not a "SPACE MARINE"  >>:-(
 
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
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Post by: RAAArtyGunner on April 11, 2013, 01:06:57 AM
 
In this example I will now show, how NOT, to weather a model in a diorama.  O0 O0
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Post by: Stavros on April 11, 2013, 02:02:18 PM
Oh NO Stav has been at it with the spray gun AGAIN
 
 
 
Dave
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Post by: hammer on April 12, 2013, 10:45:52 AM
Got to get out of here B****** QUICK
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 28, 2013, 11:07:31 AM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-22652421
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Post by: grendel on May 28, 2013, 01:43:19 PM
just wait until the lego death star arrives..
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Post by: Guy Bagley on May 28, 2013, 03:46:18 PM
just wait until the lego death star arrives..

 oi i am still building it !!!!
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Post by: Guy Bagley on May 28, 2013, 03:47:39 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-22652421 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-22652421)

i've been doing a bit of overtime recently..... you sohuld see the size of the instruction booklet !
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Post by: rmaddock on May 28, 2013, 04:01:43 PM
I told you those cheap building blocks weren't compatible with the LEGO!
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 28, 2013, 04:08:00 PM

 Luke: "I don't, I don't believe it."

Yoda (Guy): "That is why you fail." ..... build model boats!
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Post by: Guy Bagley on May 28, 2013, 04:16:13 PM
i wonder if i can make it float...?
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Post by: essex2visuvesi on June 03, 2013, 10:25:59 AM
(http://i532.photobucket.com/albums/ee322/Essex2Visuvesi/captioncomp.jpg) (http://s532.photobucket.com/user/Essex2Visuvesi/media/captioncomp.jpg.html)


wonder what the conversation between these 2 would be?
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 03, 2013, 05:23:14 PM

Tug: "Oi! Remember the tail of the Secota YTM-415!"
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Post by: Netleyned on June 03, 2013, 05:43:22 PM
Does my bum look big in this?

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on June 04, 2013, 08:55:52 PM
(Capt of Sub) "Get off my plane !" (like Harrison Ford in Airforce One)
 
or...
 
(crewman on Tug) "We're gonna need a bigger boat..." (like Roy Schneider in Jaws)
 
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 07, 2013, 12:50:04 PM
Friday June 7

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem/1813761361232893.jpg)
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Post by: sparkey on June 07, 2013, 02:51:56 PM
 {-) I know balsa's light but..... {-) {-) {-)
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Post by: essex2visuvesi on June 07, 2013, 03:16:06 PM
the coast gaurd found the boats used by the columbian drug cartels easy to spot
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Post by: ardarossan on June 07, 2013, 03:41:50 PM
No matter what system was employed, boarding a Flying Boat was always going to be a tricky experience...
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Post by: john44 on June 07, 2013, 03:43:39 PM
I always wanted to build an "AIR BOAT" to

john
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Post by: tigertiger on June 07, 2013, 04:13:30 PM

"The [atom] bomb will not start a chain-reaction in the water converting it all to gas and letting the ships on all the oceans drop down to the bottom. It will not blow out the bottom of the sea and let all the water run down the hole"

Admiral William HP Blandy

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Post by: Bob K on June 07, 2013, 06:16:55 PM
left 'High' and 'Dry'
 
PS:  Something not quite realistic about this picture. The mooring tethers are all at different angles.  Odd ?
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Post by: html on June 07, 2013, 07:27:00 PM
Why is there rope coming out of my bilge?
 
 
Brian
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Post by: grendel on June 07, 2013, 07:50:45 PM
left 'High' and 'Dry'
 
PS:  Something not quite realistic about this picture. The mooring tethers are all at different angles.  Odd ?
the tethers aren't accessible from deck?
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Post by: dougal99 on July 14, 2013, 05:18:22 PM
Just try and steer between the buoys boys!
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 14, 2013, 05:37:50 PM

" ..... and don't let them off the lead!"
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Post by: Netleyned on July 14, 2013, 06:12:27 PM
My Submarine is in here somewhere  <:(

Ned
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 29, 2013, 09:56:55 PM
 :-)
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Post by: montessa315 on July 29, 2013, 10:06:12 PM
Uh!!!!.......How does it work again?

1 potato, two potato, three potato, four.............................
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Post by: RAAArtyGunner on July 30, 2013, 02:59:36 AM
Uh!!!!.......How does it work again?

1 potato, two potato, three potato, four............................. scissors, rock, paper O0 O0
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Post by: oldiron on July 30, 2013, 03:24:48 AM
.... I had my first experience milking a cow yesterday. First you pull this one, then the udder one.
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Post by: catengineman on July 30, 2013, 09:23:48 AM
How do you turn again???
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Post by: rmaddock on July 30, 2013, 11:58:07 AM
I think we've taken the weight saving programme too far this time!
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Post by: Netleyned on July 30, 2013, 12:32:39 PM
Keep your thumbs like this.
You won't break your wrist if the starting handle kicks back.


Ned
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 30, 2013, 02:34:00 PM

... stealth F1?!
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Post by: warspite on July 30, 2013, 04:24:30 PM
I had vettel by the short and curlies and said - at least let me win one this season !!!!! :embarrassed:
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Post by: warspite on August 01, 2013, 03:38:06 PM
what
No one found that funny {:-{
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 01, 2013, 06:53:13 PM
(http://politicalscrapbook.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/tumbleweed.jpg)
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Post by: sparkey on August 01, 2013, 06:58:08 PM
 {-) Looks like the M25 in the rush hour,Ray. {-) {-) {-)
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Post by: Netleyned on August 01, 2013, 08:01:32 PM
Thought it was Wandsworth Bypass %%

Ned
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Post by: sparkey on August 01, 2013, 08:04:39 PM
 {-) No too crowded  {-) {-) {-)
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Post by: Capt Podge on August 01, 2013, 08:44:13 PM
Is that the "nutbush city" limits ? (and is that where her hairstyle was created)
 
 (http://www.google.co.uk/maps/vt/data=VLHX1wd2Cgu8wR6jwyh-km8JBWAkEzU4,nsnw-W64wePxAG5zcvR4UTAuuG4FoTTPfeJbj0vfuHBOM3EZW0xYjBlSbr1q5TJ7yM32x9V-kwaEptFWiIdDhBo)
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
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Post by: Guy Bagley on August 02, 2013, 08:04:28 AM
the pothole outside martins house got so big..... they planted a bush in it
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Post by: dougal99 on August 02, 2013, 08:37:25 AM
Next Services 300 miles


or


Time to next junction 3 days
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Post by: Snowwolflair on August 02, 2013, 01:12:59 PM
That road would impress a Roman. :-))
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 14, 2013, 10:11:01 AM
(http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3697/10802189764_a19cc0c9f3_o.jpg)

Seen on Nick's - RAFLaunches's HMS Gnat
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Post by: dreadnought72 on November 14, 2013, 10:13:35 AM
Man on left: "Why don't we put the tea towels over the railings to dry, next time?"
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Post by: dougal99 on November 14, 2013, 10:28:40 AM
put that i-pad away and look at the wonderful desert scenery
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Post by: J.beazley on November 14, 2013, 10:45:36 AM
"This new compass app is amazing" says the gent on the right, "but i still think its that way!" Depends the chap on the left.
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 14, 2013, 11:07:40 AM

Bloke on left, "That bloke that just signed your book is not the real 'Lawrence of Arabia!'"
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Post by: GAZOU on November 14, 2013, 11:14:05 AM
I caught a fish like this
puts it in the record books
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Post by: sparkey on November 14, 2013, 11:50:03 AM
 ;) Man on left "I thought the Camel was the ship of the desert" ;) ;) ;) ;) 
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Post by: Richtea on November 14, 2013, 12:40:00 PM
"Are you sure he said bring a boat to the Nativity"
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Post by: NFMike on November 14, 2013, 05:06:04 PM
Man on left: "Pah! That's an American book. We'll find Osama over that way."
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Post by: sparkey on November 14, 2013, 05:33:19 PM
 ;) "I told you to turn left for the Suez canal" ;) ;) ;) 
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 08, 2014, 12:18:56 PM
 :-)
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Post by: warspite on January 08, 2014, 12:28:00 PM

"Yes I know that picking a lobster would have been easier, but you said you wanted to try shark steak"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on January 08, 2014, 12:51:21 PM
Waiter, Waiter, there's a drowned fly in my soup!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on January 08, 2014, 01:00:54 PM
The lobsters revenge
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Post by: TailUK on January 08, 2014, 01:02:33 PM
I told you! "we're going to need a bigger boat!"
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Post by: ray123 on January 08, 2014, 01:06:01 PM
who ordered the shark steak  for dinner    its not cooked enought for me 'its a bit rare!  for my likeing
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Post by: GAZOU on January 08, 2014, 01:09:16 PM
with a sturgeon would be possible to have caviar in the plate
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 08, 2014, 01:25:06 PM
I told you! "we're going to need a bigger boat!"

  {-) {-) {-)
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Post by: sparkey on January 08, 2014, 02:09:25 PM
 :-)) where's the chips  :-))
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Post by: Shipmate60 on January 08, 2014, 03:14:51 PM
Lawyers get everywhere!!!


Bob
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Post by: Capt Podge on January 08, 2014, 03:22:59 PM
"whatever you do, DO NOT ask for shark fin soup"  :o
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
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Post by: ray123 on January 08, 2014, 03:38:23 PM
look out theres a 'lone shark about' :-)   
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Post by: GAZOU on January 08, 2014, 03:40:38 PM
oh my god, tea is salty
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Post by: Netleyned on January 08, 2014, 04:08:10 PM
I ordered Tuna  :o :o


Ned
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Post by: Circlip on January 08, 2014, 04:27:38 PM
 
  "Last time I'm entering Celebrity Chef"
 
  Regards  Ian.
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Post by: Nemo on January 08, 2014, 10:20:51 PM
'It'll cost you an arm and a leg to eat here' O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on January 09, 2014, 12:32:16 PM
Gourmet restaurant carries on despite extensive flooding
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Post by: Nemo on January 14, 2014, 07:29:14 PM
'Waiter! This tea is very weak!' .
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 18, 2014, 11:33:39 AM
 :-)

(http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=46038.0;attach=132367;image)

http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,46038.msg466091.html#msg466091
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Post by: GAZOU on January 18, 2014, 11:40:08 AM
NSA here I am listening
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on January 18, 2014, 11:45:16 AM
Cat o one tail  :D

Navy cutbacks  >>:-(

Ned
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Post by: grendel on January 18, 2014, 12:07:43 PM
the new intelligent direction system would randomly go into sleep mode.
Grendel
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Post by: inertia on January 18, 2014, 12:42:23 PM
If I stare at this moustache with both eyes for long enough perhaps the battleship up my bum might go away....................

(Please yerselves, missus)
DM
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Post by: warspite on January 18, 2014, 12:53:09 PM
Due to navy cutbacks and the apparent mis communications with the weapons system supplier, the latest version of the sea cat ship defence system was unveiled - it is obviously designed for smaller naval vessels, and you know when it is launched due to the loud hissing noise and spitting.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Spindrift on January 18, 2014, 01:54:45 PM
Hi all
another silly basket out of his depth l see!!! 8)
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Post by: dougal99 on January 18, 2014, 02:54:11 PM
cooking fat  %%
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Post by: unbuiltnautilus on January 18, 2014, 03:01:36 PM
"Look into my eyes, this is my boat, MY BOAT!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 18, 2014, 06:14:05 PM

 sea cat ship defence system w


             {-) {-)
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Post by: Circlip on January 18, 2014, 07:33:19 PM
Move?
 
  If you think you're hard enough - make me.
 
    Regards   Ian.
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Post by: warspite on January 18, 2014, 08:42:51 PM
the modeller had a 'feline' for making majestic battleships.
 
or
 
the ships cat was a very good ratter - too good - now where did the crew go - oops
 
goodieeeees, goody goody gum drops, da da da da...... you know how it goes  O0
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Post by: Guy Bagley on January 18, 2014, 08:46:14 PM
once fully charged the cats eyes go out.......

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Post by: warspite on January 18, 2014, 08:56:52 PM
oooohhh - where did you plug it in
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Post by: Capt Podge on January 18, 2014, 11:19:42 PM
Stupid Boy !
 
I asked for a CATAMARAN, not a CAT-LYIN'-DAAN >>:-(
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
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Post by: cabman on January 19, 2014, 12:29:16 AM
It's this year's Panto - Puss in Boats
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 19, 2014, 01:09:53 AM
 

.... what's worse I have to paddle power this damn thing with my paws!  >:-o
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Post by: Nemo on January 21, 2014, 09:31:57 PM
Thats got me thinking .....Hmmm
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Post by: cabman on January 21, 2014, 09:50:44 PM
I should buy a boat, paint it pea green and go to sea for a year and a day with my mate the owl and we can get married if I buy that ring in piggywig's nose for a shilling, etc.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 21, 2014, 10:18:35 PM
Heading for the Horn?
 
 
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Post by: GAZOU on January 22, 2014, 01:39:19 AM
Mr. President François alert!
yet there is the English who want to invade us
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 22, 2014, 07:24:02 AM
 
Rounding the Horn?!
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Post by: NFMike on January 22, 2014, 09:52:24 AM
Somali pirates change course to rhino poaching.
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Post by: sparkey on January 22, 2014, 11:07:25 AM
 :-)) Pea green boat now there's an idea! :-)) :-)) :-))
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Post by: Capt Podge on January 24, 2014, 07:36:52 PM
Somali pirates change course to rhino poaching.
  {-) {-) {-)
 
....and were last seen heading away from the IVORY coast 8)
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
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Post by: warspite on January 24, 2014, 07:45:41 PM
Somali pirates change course to rhino poaching.

Somali pirates, have a rethink and change tactics to tackle new larger triple E ships, after recently deported from the UK, illegal imigrants speak of RAM RAIDING practices in the UK.
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Post by: warspite on February 09, 2014, 03:46:06 PM
Due to government cut backs, police officers sell items on Amazon to make up wages.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 14, 2014, 02:55:29 PM
(http://rocknrolltri.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/drag.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on February 14, 2014, 03:03:39 PM
I love these Chilli Jam butties {-) %% %%

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 14, 2014, 03:21:31 PM
 {-) {-) {-)

( In reference to: http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,46435.msg469585.html#msg469585 )
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on February 14, 2014, 05:45:52 PM
Affermatove Dubber Ruck  %%

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on February 15, 2014, 12:11:40 AM
(thinks) "I just knew that waterline wouldn't be correct"  :embarrassed:
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on February 15, 2014, 12:51:12 AM
(http://rocknrolltri.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/drag.jpg)
(http://www.viralread.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/we-re-gonna-need-a-bigger-boat.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on February 15, 2014, 07:23:24 AM
want to Noah's Ark?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Spindrift on February 15, 2014, 11:55:09 AM
Having eaten the crew,and finishing off the ships biscuits he realised
he was only just off land!!!!!!
 8) :P
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Post by: Big Ada on February 15, 2014, 04:14:03 PM
New meaning to " Wind Powered " !! %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 15, 2014, 05:35:41 PM
Reports are coming in that attacks by somalian pirates are on the decrease - the decrease is reported to be due to the end of the 'happy times' as the pirates spend their ill gotten gains.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 15, 2014, 08:09:15 PM
 
 Even before finishing breakfast, Albert was eying up the railway track at Dawlish.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 28, 2014, 10:45:53 AM
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/73237000/jpg/_73237444_airship2.jpg)
Jaylo shows off her new disco pants while receiving her rear of the year award  {-)
sorry could not get the picture to show.

Use the 'Insert Image' icon. Martin -   (http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/Themes/core/images/bbc/img.gif)
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 07, 2014, 12:08:25 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on March 07, 2014, 01:10:44 PM
Mom! I want to come down ! <:(
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: colin on March 07, 2014, 01:19:35 PM
Economy class
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on March 07, 2014, 01:22:04 PM
beat me to it colin,

Middle Guy, " so when did he say he would be back with the ladder - I thought this plane was leaving in 10 minutes"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on March 07, 2014, 01:27:16 PM
Bit of a tall tale if you ask me




Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 07, 2014, 03:04:52 PM

Ryanscare's new outside toilets were more popular than first thought.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug-Kenny on March 07, 2014, 04:00:00 PM


 I only asked where I could Smoke



Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on March 07, 2014, 04:00:16 PM
Martin I thought as you

But I did not dare in ........
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on March 07, 2014, 05:39:56 PM
still waiting for the drinks trolley
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sparkey on March 07, 2014, 06:16:14 PM
I bet there is a sting in the tail
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on March 08, 2014, 09:29:44 AM
Are you sure she said take the elevator?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on March 08, 2014, 11:38:34 AM
When I complained about how small the window is, she suggested I come up onto the viewing platform, I'm disappointed there's not much seating though !!!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on March 19, 2014, 08:56:19 AM
The US navies submarine stealth system needed a bit more work
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on March 19, 2014, 09:29:09 AM
It is not the Boeing MH370,
sorry !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on March 19, 2014, 03:32:46 PM
its a google error in a picture of the norfolk naval yard, top right, in a time lapse of two tugs guiding what looks like a visiting sub into a berth, but for the comp its quite funny that it auto shopped about two thirds of the boat out of the picture.
 
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on March 22, 2014, 08:58:21 AM
A visiting whale gets a gentle nudge to direct it out of the harbour
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 03, 2014, 10:56:06 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: vnkiwi on April 03, 2014, 11:11:45 PM
Jeeeez Martin,
Don't lnow about a caption, but
that's hard on the old eyes.
cheers
vnkiwi  :-))
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Post by: derekwarner on April 04, 2014, 01:05:21 AM
Is this how ...  Der Führer moved sidewise?...... {-) ....Derek

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 04, 2014, 08:48:23 AM
MOTOR CAR WEEKLY
 
The designers of the car had solved the issue of those pesky tight spaces to park the car in with all wheel adjustment, but they did not consider that all the roads had to be widened and therefore the idea was dropped.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on April 04, 2014, 08:56:06 AM
Accident in the crossroads!

Sir policeman the car arrived to the right     !      >>:-(

Not sir policeman I went straight ahead    !     >>:-(

Who drank in this story   ?     :police:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on April 05, 2014, 09:25:57 PM
 :police: "You must forfeit your driving licence Sir - oh, and by the way Mr Rubik - your vehicle has been cubed"  {-)
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 16, 2014, 03:12:05 PM
Tracy's incontinance pads seemed to have failed
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Shipmate60 on April 16, 2014, 04:28:53 PM
To fill your model boat pond just open the valve.


Bob
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on April 16, 2014, 06:07:13 PM
There's even fly tippers in this beautiful place  >>:-(

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 16, 2014, 06:14:40 PM
 
Whatyamean these are earrings for the photo shoot?!?!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sparkey on April 16, 2014, 06:36:45 PM
 :-)) Last time I opened one of them the Titanic sunk. :-)) :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 17, 2014, 04:15:08 PM
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/74295000/jpg/_74295887_021899501.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: JayDee on April 17, 2014, 06:47:42 PM
 
     DADDY !!!!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 18, 2014, 11:57:37 AM
Mummy more like
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 18, 2014, 12:00:34 PM
as the predator takes the icecream, he luges upwards and gets a different type of RED Sauce on the cone and it soon becomes apparent  - IT'S FREE NOW as the proprietor dies a horrible death -hahahahahaha (in an evil melodramatic tone)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mickyrubble on April 18, 2014, 03:29:32 PM
want some candy {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on April 18, 2014, 04:01:44 PM
If you are not wise you are going to look like grandfather
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on April 18, 2014, 04:08:50 PM
Cold Kills %%

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 18, 2014, 10:56:40 PM
Artemis
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on April 19, 2014, 08:11:41 AM
The Dutch people believed to have found a shortcut to go on the RHINE
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 19, 2014, 11:29:47 AM
little jimmy was disappointed that he had no rock pools to sail his little boat in
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 19, 2014, 01:57:52 PM
 
 Free Parking for Local Shops
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on April 19, 2014, 02:10:03 PM
New on the market! Modern accommodation right on the beach. Access from all sides. Bijou rooms, plenty of storage space downstairs. Fantastic sea views from penthouse. Entirely self contained with own electricity, water, etc.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on April 19, 2014, 03:28:26 PM
Captain, when I said I needed to go ashore I didn't mean literally >>:-(
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 19, 2014, 03:32:09 PM
 
 {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on April 19, 2014, 05:31:26 PM
I stopped to let an old lady access the pedestrian crossing.
She was a bit slow and the tide went out {:-{

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 19, 2014, 06:34:30 PM
 
Another good gag!
 We on form this weekend!  :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on April 19, 2014, 10:09:52 PM
Just empty out the swimming pool and we'll be on our way
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on April 19, 2014, 10:55:42 PM
I DARE any ruddy traffic warden to ticket me as those painted yellow lines will simply be gone after the next tide
 
 
Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on April 19, 2014, 10:58:20 PM
 
Pilot, what do you mean the traffic lights are still on RED!!!!!!!!!!! >>:-( >>:-( >>:-(
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 20, 2014, 06:37:52 PM
Captain, when I said I needed to go ashore I didn't mean literally >>:-(
 
Regards,
 
Ray.

And Captain, couldn't you have got a little closer to the jetty.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on April 20, 2014, 09:56:29 PM
And Captain, couldn't you have got a little closer to the jetty.

But you said the gangplank would reach >:-o >:-o >:-o
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 22, 2014, 11:07:05 AM

From the Coalville show...

(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/dTXs9Iw35oHTgLhMEzMWBArlkS_j85rFC6XkhEo4C6o=w800-h549-no)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Colin Bishop on April 22, 2014, 12:11:06 PM
"Are you absolutely sure that's Neil?"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on April 22, 2014, 12:55:00 PM
I told him the Scooter Rally was next week but he said it took him ten light years to get here
So he might as well wait  %%


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 22, 2014, 01:56:12 PM
So thats what stig looks like under the helmet.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on April 22, 2014, 03:32:53 PM
 ;)
I did not know that the iron lady  ( Margareth ) was plastic
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on April 22, 2014, 04:33:38 PM
I know my wheels are cool but I didn't expect people to stare so much  8)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Richtea on April 23, 2014, 01:10:14 PM
Are you sure you told him ALL the side effects of eating GM food ?  {:-{
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 23, 2014, 04:20:56 PM
There's a sucker born every day, doesn't know there's a reliant robin engine under the hood and we left the exhaust off so it sounds like a TVR  O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: inertia on April 23, 2014, 04:51:54 PM
"That's it, you human dummy! Just a little further to your right and then I get to pull THIS lever......!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Guy Bagley on April 24, 2014, 09:48:54 AM
martin visits coalville, in his new company car but forgets his loud shirt....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on April 24, 2014, 01:58:39 PM
Coalville visitor shows the long term side effects (10,000yrs+) of using 2.4ghz model radio frequencies.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sparkey on April 24, 2014, 02:16:32 PM
 ;) About as long as I have been sailing model boats,even aliens need a mobility scooter at some time,keep an eye open for them done your local supermarket. {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 24, 2014, 03:09:04 PM
Coalville visitor shows the long term side effects (10,000yrs+) of using 2.4ghz model radio frequencies.

and wearing loud shirts
 
never learn do I  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sparkey on April 24, 2014, 04:50:16 PM
 :} Yup it was him heading to Coalville at a rapid rate of knots,slow down Martin we can''t keep up with you! {-) {-) {-) 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 01, 2014, 11:55:51 PM
(http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/shows2014/Coalville_2014/images/ModelBoatMayhem_Coalville_2014-455.JPG)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on May 02, 2014, 09:09:27 AM
I wonder if this one will float....
Grendel
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 02, 2014, 09:14:22 AM
"So where is it you insert the batteries ?" said tracy
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: theboatcrew on May 02, 2014, 09:18:17 AM
"But WHY can't I play with your model boat Grandad........"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 02, 2014, 09:20:09 AM
Here is the proprieter of the stall showed the customer the quality of the Taiwanese workmanship, he went on to explain that after 13 years the cost of ownership requires a third and fourth mortgage load
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on May 02, 2014, 09:45:18 AM
What's that man in the funny shirt pointing at us Daddy?

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 02, 2014, 09:51:57 AM
 ;) I was going to do a comparision of the ages, but I'm on my 2nd strike already  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Shipmate60 on May 02, 2014, 12:58:07 PM
Phew, so glad I take after my mother!!!


Bob
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on May 02, 2014, 01:56:27 PM
"Just because I'm a baby does not mean it was me that did that ..."
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sparkey on May 02, 2014, 01:59:11 PM
 :} Right which one of you lot is going to change my nappy! {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on May 03, 2014, 12:20:53 AM
...Mummy, look what I got in the raffle - and just listen to the noise it makes when you squeeze its finger :D
 
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on May 07, 2014, 05:25:17 PM
Look at this perfectly made a success small-scale model

You put some milk on one side
it goes out of some poo of other one   :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on May 07, 2014, 06:34:19 PM
Just you wait to see my boat at Wikie {-)

Ned 8)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 08, 2014, 10:54:57 AM
OI - just you wait till wiki - I'm the original water babe and don't you forget it, your only safe cos ma granda is olding me back, init  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 01, 2014, 08:40:07 PM
 
Stavros & JayDee at Wicksteed....

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem1/ELW9bU.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on June 02, 2014, 10:33:18 AM
I think this is taking fundamentalism too far!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 02, 2014, 12:34:57 PM
if there was sound, would an actors voice be used?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Guy Bagley on June 02, 2014, 02:40:16 PM
STAV LIKES THE TEA TREE SHAMPOO FROM THE CHEMIST,BUT HE MAY BE USING TOO MUCH !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Klunk on June 02, 2014, 04:51:46 PM
hmmmmmmm where is that squall?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Klunk on June 02, 2014, 04:54:33 PM
Oh go on Dave, I'll have one!!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: norry on June 02, 2014, 05:05:40 PM
I heard many stories of Stavros being a Rock at Wickie but I didn,t know he was a Tree as well..
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on June 02, 2014, 05:10:41 PM
It's all right, She's not seen you.
She's changing Catherine  8)

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 03, 2014, 01:17:26 PM
"as stav has forgot his camouflage gear to hide from the wife, he is seen here improvising, by trying to blend in with the fawna, this was shortly after he lost the 40Mhz peg he - BORROWED - for his nose when he was told it was his turn to do the nappy change"  {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 07, 2014, 03:23:25 PM
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/74722000/jpg/_74722412_exhibit_getty.jpg)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-27329932
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sparkey on August 07, 2014, 03:27:48 PM
 ;) I bet he is for the chop. {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on August 07, 2014, 03:36:07 PM
He's a long time on the toilet duck %%

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: TailUK on August 07, 2014, 03:41:40 PM


Hey, I can hear the sea!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hmsantrim on August 07, 2014, 06:39:59 PM
 In a bid to duck out of the gallery to meet his mates for a beer neil passess himself off as an "art installation" and swmbo wonders where
  he`s got to.
 frank   
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on August 08, 2014, 08:53:08 AM
Soooo, Barry scot - your product didn't work, so lets see how long before the can passes out were you were talking through
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on August 08, 2014, 09:07:00 AM
Waits for woman!

I try to listen to beating your stony heart
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 08, 2014, 12:11:48 PM

"Hmmm, 20 minutes. I do hope the glue solvent works before the chloroform wears off."
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: U-33 on August 11, 2014, 06:34:36 PM
"I'm sorry love, but I did tell you I'd be bored...."


Rich
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pettyofficernick on September 18, 2014, 12:06:45 AM
Don't know what you're looking at that watch for, I've got the other ear to do next...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 18, 2014, 11:02:35 AM
 :o
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on September 18, 2014, 12:16:45 PM
All passengers transferring to our sister ship
muster on the foc'sle.

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on September 18, 2014, 01:16:30 PM
"Excuse me, but could we borrow some ice", "we have run out and the captain is partial to a lump or two in his scotch".
Grendel
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on September 18, 2014, 01:47:45 PM
For heavns sake Pilot when I said MIDSHIPS I didnt mean for you to hit him .....YOU SILLY BOY
 
 
Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: inertia on September 18, 2014, 02:25:20 PM
"Is there a more beautiful sight in the natural world than a mother cruise-ship suckling her calf?"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 18, 2014, 02:34:02 PM
 {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sparkey on September 18, 2014, 03:02:43 PM
 ;) No it was not me, I know it was not me,I know my steering is not up to much anyway I don't think you will get them two large models in our lake,so it can't be me can it,      Ray.   
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 18, 2014, 03:40:26 PM
Due to economic cut backs and the ever increasing size of ships arriving at Athens ports - here is the latest edition to the port authorities tug fleet.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 18, 2014, 03:41:47 PM
"Is there a more beautiful sight in the natural world than a mother cruise-ship suckling her calf?"

That calf's getting a little big isn't it
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on September 18, 2014, 04:02:45 PM
I told you I was using green crystals when you launched yours >>:-( >>:-( >>:-(

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 31, 2014, 10:35:15 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on October 31, 2014, 10:47:15 PM
PILOT I told you doing a Handbrake turn in the channel wouldnt work
 
 
Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on October 31, 2014, 10:56:03 PM
'When I said "Show me the cargo list" I didn't mean...." >>:-( <:( {-) {-)
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on October 31, 2014, 11:15:08 PM
Now hear this, all hands muster on the port side. %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 31, 2014, 11:25:18 PM
 
   {-)  You're on top form tonight lads!    {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on November 01, 2014, 05:47:55 AM
I would want my material which comes from China, he is in the blue container
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on November 01, 2014, 07:19:46 AM
I can never get this Lego stuff to fit properly  >>:-(

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: inertia on November 01, 2014, 08:39:42 AM
"Left hand down a bit, Chief"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Dannypenguin on November 01, 2014, 12:42:27 PM
"See captain, this big hand came down from the sky, and...and..."
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Mad Scientist on November 01, 2014, 10:54:56 PM
"MSC demonstrates new rapid-offloading system."

Tom
Title: Caption comp just for fun
Post by: Stavros on November 11, 2014, 11:39:00 AM
(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo295/broomsrck/intboatshow068_zpsa8d5c9ad.jpg) (http://s385.photobucket.com/user/broomsrck/media/intboatshow068_zpsa8d5c9ad.jpg.html)
 
Dave
Title: Re: Caption comp just for fun
Post by: Klunk on November 11, 2014, 11:40:49 AM
nick and klunk are dead
Title: Re: Caption comp just for fun
Post by: Klunk on November 11, 2014, 11:41:30 AM
Martin ate the last steak and kidney pie and left me these
Title: Re: Caption comp just for fun
Post by: essex2visuvesi on November 11, 2014, 12:20:34 PM
Many visitors were surprised at Phil's latest straight runner project
Title: Re: Caption comp just for fun
Post by: sparkey on November 11, 2014, 12:23:05 PM
 :-)) I wondered where they got to  :-))
Title: Re: Caption comp just for fun
Post by: john44 on November 11, 2014, 12:27:04 PM
Iv,e just pinched these of a chaps Fairmile D!


John
Title: Re: Caption comp just for fun
Post by: unbuiltnautilus on November 11, 2014, 12:33:17 PM
A sure fire winner for next years novelty section at Alfold...or stick a motor in the teeth and use them instead...
Title: Re: Caption comp just for fun
Post by: dougal99 on November 11, 2014, 01:24:13 PM
I can't think of a biting comment!
Title: Re: Caption comp just for fun
Post by: hmsantrim on November 11, 2014, 01:53:39 PM
 
 Phils own design of a data shreder.
 
 Frank
Title: Re: Caption comp just for fun
Post by: Rottweiler on November 11, 2014, 02:27:22 PM
It,s your turn to wear these today dear!
Mick F
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ray123 on November 11, 2014, 03:19:09 PM
do you like me new teeth only cost me £20 from ebay
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on November 11, 2014, 04:42:36 PM
Think they could do with a bit of weathering {:-{


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Shipmate60 on November 11, 2014, 04:53:21 PM
Take these but leave my £20 note alone.


Bob
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sparkey on November 11, 2014, 05:04:49 PM
 :} The wife hid mine after she read Dragula so can I borrow yours Phil {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 11, 2014, 05:09:50 PM
 
Is Phil's new name Dennis the menace?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on November 11, 2014, 05:13:58 PM
Or Gnasher :D :D


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sparkey on November 11, 2014, 05:17:10 PM
 ;) Someone had a misspent youth then  ok2
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: raflaunches on November 11, 2014, 08:17:04 PM
I said: 'you buy one you get one free!'


Well £2.30 from eBay! {-)
Never seen him with such a bemused look on his face!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on November 12, 2014, 06:42:57 AM
Talking for long periods of time is so much easier with these new spring loaded teeth - though winters a bummer, I don't know whether i'm cold or its the teeth playing up 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on November 12, 2014, 09:15:52 PM
When I said your boat will need "indenturing" I didn't mean that sort >>:-(
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
Title: Re: International Model Boat Show - 2014
Post by: TheLongBuild on November 14, 2014, 08:21:59 PM
Warning Warning....Never play with flash steam, I am only 35   :} :} :}



Title: Re: Re: International Model Boat Show - 2014
Post by: sparkey on November 14, 2014, 08:42:46 PM
 :} Can I have my nashers back Phil the wife needs them to crimp the apple pie crust. {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on November 15, 2014, 01:54:55 PM
OI MODDERS - someones bit through the data cable and the title has changed from caption to international boating show 2014 - arrrrr - there's the culprit



Well it is a  'Random caption' story.    {-)   Ken
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Richtea on November 15, 2014, 03:11:50 PM
That's the teeth found, now where did I put the rest of Shergar.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on November 15, 2014, 06:11:10 PM
my new computer has a megabyte.
Grendel
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on November 15, 2014, 06:19:04 PM
Just a few teething troubles setting  up ,  {-)
Bite we're ready for the show %%

Ned
Title: Ooops...
Post by: U-33 on November 24, 2014, 04:04:03 PM
Try explaining THIS to the skipper...


Rich
Title: Re: Ooops...
Post by: john44 on November 24, 2014, 04:15:13 PM
Wow that must have a fast reverse on it %%


John
Title: Re: Ooops...
Post by: Brian60 on November 24, 2014, 06:37:02 PM
They always wondered what happened to the USS Eldridge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Eldridge_%28DE-173%29) in the Philidelphia experiment, now they know! ok2
Title: Re: Ooops...
Post by: McGherkin on November 24, 2014, 10:48:07 PM
Brushless power, gets you through the wall!
Title: Re: Ooops...
Post by: Capt Podge on November 24, 2014, 11:04:49 PM
It's a dry test for the latest ice-breaker bow ;D
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Ooops...
Post by: hmsantrim on November 25, 2014, 03:02:42 AM
maybe its a model of the  HMAS  Rockhampton.... {-)
 
 Frank
Title: Re: Ooops...
Post by: derekwarner on November 25, 2014, 03:25:32 AM
  ;) my vote goes to Frank....... O0 ........Derek
Title: Re: Ooops...
Post by: warspite on November 25, 2014, 10:56:17 AM
"captain picard - that romulan phase shifting cloak has gone and "bug@ered" up again"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 13, 2014, 09:33:39 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: U-33 on December 13, 2014, 09:48:21 PM
Caution...rampant wheelie bin. Approach with care..


Rich
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on December 13, 2014, 10:17:03 PM
It's a motorised wheelie bin - owner is just testing it's bollard pull.,
 
...or
 
The lamp post and the bin have finally tied the knot. :embarrassed:
 
...or
 
There must be an easier way to maintain the vertical while the cement sets {-)
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on December 13, 2014, 11:14:30 PM
Classic example of random brickwork loosely laid/applied  O0 O0 O0

or maybe its loose laid header bond no stretchers  {:-{ {:-{ {:-{
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on December 14, 2014, 12:37:24 AM
Concerns have been raised about the budget allowed for Boris Johnson's latest plan to reduce traffic by catapulting waste bins to and from depots.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on December 14, 2014, 01:51:36 AM
That slingshot will never work its needs bigger elastic the bin will never get airborne :o :o
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 14, 2014, 04:42:28 AM
 
Bricklayer stated, "Looks furfectly straight to me!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on December 14, 2014, 09:58:59 AM
Dry-stone walling by Bodgit and Scarper.
Title: Re: Ooops...
Post by: Nordsee on December 14, 2014, 09:15:44 PM
Would you need Planning Permission for that? How would you describe it to a Planning Official?
Title: Re: Ooops...
Post by: Umi_Ryuzuki on December 15, 2014, 06:30:49 AM
Would you need Planning Permission for that? How would you describe it to a Planning Official?


Described as a cliffside deck, or viewing platform with a maritime theme.
 ;)
Title: Re: Ooops...
Post by: warspite on December 15, 2014, 08:56:08 AM
its russian - captain "does anyone know where my boat is - last time i saw it, we had to evacuate -  had moored it next to the jetty at chernobl"
Title: Re: Ooops...
Post by: Shipmate60 on December 15, 2014, 09:36:12 AM
Now THAT is what I call camouflage.


Bob
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 19, 2014, 10:57:19 AM

Our last theme for Martin & Monty's photo challenge was Fairytales, can you guess these?

Easy one to start off with....

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem/10270515102026398586.jpg)



Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on December 19, 2014, 11:07:46 AM
Now let me see, could it be goldilocks and the three wise men {-) %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 19, 2014, 11:13:00 AM


No!    {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on December 19, 2014, 11:19:25 AM
Darn it, I was sure I had it.   {-) {-) {-) :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on December 19, 2014, 11:20:59 AM
Padlindt
 
Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 19, 2014, 11:22:39 AM
Can't resist it........

Bearlocks :D :D :D

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 19, 2014, 11:28:17 AM
 
"Bearlocks" to you too Ned!    :P
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug-Kenny on December 19, 2014, 12:02:33 PM

Well that was quick................ We didn't even even get a chance to read it

                                         {-)


ken
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Xtian29 on December 19, 2014, 12:13:44 PM
Yep, it was an answer to a digressive message about Sydney Lindt cafe, as this message disappeared I removed mine   :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 19, 2014, 12:15:50 PM
Yep, it was an answer to a digressive message about Sydney Lindt cafe, as this message disappeared I removed mine   :embarrassed:

Yeah, best not in this section anyway...  {:-{
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 19, 2014, 12:16:11 PM

 
You guys are sooo 'tick!

Goldie Locks and the Three bears!!!!!


Here's another one:
Fairytale and a recent film

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem/10857989102026398589.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug-Kenny on December 19, 2014, 12:22:05 PM

   Frozen



ken
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 19, 2014, 12:29:20 PM

Correct!   :-)

Next one. No clues!

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem/10845965102026398591.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: jimmy2310 on December 19, 2014, 12:40:43 PM
Fairy Tale of New York?

Jimmy
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 19, 2014, 12:43:04 PM
platinum soup bagel (the film)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on December 19, 2014, 12:44:18 PM
Yer great film   %% %% {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on December 19, 2014, 12:45:53 PM
Martins donatation to the food bank
 
Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 19, 2014, 12:50:33 PM
platinum soup bagel (the film)

 {-) {-) {-)  No   {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 19, 2014, 12:51:43 PM
Martins donatation to the food bank
Dave

 {-) {-) {-)  No KFC, Kebab or chips in the photo!  {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Bob K on December 19, 2014, 01:20:10 PM
An American (fairy) Tale ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 19, 2014, 01:28:44 PM
 
Close ..... but no.

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem/10845965102026398591.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on December 19, 2014, 02:01:45 PM
Title of the movie :

The Feast of Dereck
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 19, 2014, 02:07:06 PM
 
No...

 Clue: A Christmas song.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hmsantrim on December 19, 2014, 03:15:55 PM
 fairytail of new york
 
frank
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Dannypenguin on December 19, 2014, 03:17:49 PM
Fairy Tale of New York?
Jimmy
:}
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 19, 2014, 03:26:06 PM

Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding! - We have a Winner!

Fairytale Of New York - The Pogues & Kirsty McColl



fairytail of new york
 
frank
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 19, 2014, 03:34:51 PM

One last one.

.... and I may get beaten up here!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 19, 2014, 03:53:30 PM
3 wise men (3 smart ar5e5)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 19, 2014, 04:34:26 PM
Three steps to Heaven 8)

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: surfs up on December 19, 2014, 07:24:13 PM
I saw three ships(ferries) come sailing in
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Bob K on December 19, 2014, 07:31:43 PM
Sleeping Beauty.  3 fairies, Flora, Fauna & Merryweather.
Three Fairies In The Fountain (No)
Fairy Encounters Of The Third Kind (No)
The Three Fairy-teers (No)
Three Amigos (No)

Fairy-Nuff ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hmsantrim on December 19, 2014, 08:10:33 PM
 
 three fair one
 
frank
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on December 19, 2014, 09:13:32 PM
 >>:-( ... I don't see anything funny or odd here  :o

Each of the 3 containers are of identical size :-))

It's simply a parallax photographic distorted image {-)

The 30, 20 & 10 numerals are probably referring to the use by date  :P

Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 19, 2014, 09:26:07 PM
Goldilocks and the 3 bears?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on December 19, 2014, 09:35:51 PM
Fairy on top of the tree
 
 
Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: norry on December 19, 2014, 09:41:45 PM
 You are all "Away With The Fairies"..
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 19, 2014, 10:15:38 PM
 
No. not Fairy stories....   Stories of Fairy!

{-) {-)   Get it!!!!   {-) {-)




.... Oh please your selves then!   :P

(http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=17267.0;attach=143641;image)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on December 20, 2014, 11:22:50 AM
Is this the start of a soap opera?  :kiss:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on December 20, 2014, 11:33:40 AM
Is this the start of a soap opera?  :kiss:

No a fairy story :o :o :o
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on December 20, 2014, 10:13:16 PM
Oh Flipping heck it GETS WORSE....Martin  please please keep taking the tablets
 
 
Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on December 21, 2014, 04:08:48 AM
Oh Flipping heck it GETS WORSE....Martin  please please keep taking the tablets
 
 
Dave

C'mon Dave give us a hint, Martin did :-)) :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Buccaneer on December 21, 2014, 12:58:48 PM
In this throw-away world the best thing about these Fairy's is the free box they come in. I must have 30 or so (ok mine are Persil), great for all sorts of storage, sorting out etc. I'm sure I'm not the only one to use them. Has anybody thought about putting a Motor in one?

John
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 21, 2014, 02:07:41 PM
 
Easy one as it's Sunday...


(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem1/jSNTPA.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 21, 2014, 02:10:57 PM
we 3 kings from orient are
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on December 21, 2014, 02:42:47 PM
Consol hand sweet dragon tongue - nah don't get it  {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 21, 2014, 02:50:31 PM
We three smokers have Dragon breath %% %%


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 21, 2014, 02:53:00 PM
Before someone shoots me down, I know they
are Wyverns not Dragons. {-)

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 21, 2014, 09:01:16 PM
10 points to Grendel.

we 3 kings from orient are
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 21, 2014, 09:17:39 PM
 
Line from a Christmas song...

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem1/1tm1yC.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 21, 2014, 09:20:05 PM
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on December 21, 2014, 09:20:48 PM
 ;) treasure nuts are burnt & on fire?........ :P ... Derek

PS....  >>:-( ... I think Ned has the correct answer  :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 21, 2014, 09:26:03 PM
Pearl's threaded the suntan volley.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on December 21, 2014, 10:22:12 PM
Box spanner missing- beach ship




Quote from Nelson after he was shot. Source Brothers Grimm.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 22, 2014, 12:21:13 AM
 
More?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on December 22, 2014, 12:40:42 AM
More he said, you want more  {-) {-) {-) here am I thinking this is a model boat forum  %)  %) not bondage    :o :o :o
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 22, 2014, 12:46:51 AM
 
Penance in this topic!  :P
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on December 22, 2014, 12:51:20 PM
More he said, you want more  {-) {-) {-) here am I thinking this is a model boat forum  %) %) not bondage    :o :o :o

It's Caption Competion, not Capturing Competion O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on December 22, 2014, 07:32:41 PM
It's Caption Competion, not Capturing Competion O0

I am captivated by the captions, is that not bondage O0 O0 {-) {-) %% %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 22, 2014, 08:27:45 PM
                                   :-)

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem1/kSIm1i.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 22, 2014, 08:33:25 PM
Away in a manger
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on December 22, 2014, 09:40:12 PM
Goodness...... :o this Ned bloke ain't 1/2 smart is he  {-)..... Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hmsantrim on December 22, 2014, 10:39:11 PM
Goodness...... :o this Ned bloke ain't 1/2 smart is he  {-) ..... Derek
Hi Derek.
 to clever by half, maybe we should bet him a set of these.   {-)
http://www.debenhamsweddings.com/product/multi-smarty-pants-designed-hipster-trunk/091010192260/ (http://www.debenhamsweddings.com/product/multi-smarty-pants-designed-hipster-trunk/091010192260/)
 
 Think ned has been watching "catch Phrase" again.... O0
 
Frank
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on December 23, 2014, 12:31:01 AM
smartie pants then ?........ {-) ......Good one Frank.......

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 23, 2014, 01:14:59 AM
 
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem1/7DO44C.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Bob K on December 23, 2014, 03:16:47 AM
Good King Wenceslas  ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 23, 2014, 03:38:09 AM

Correct!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 23, 2014, 03:59:35 AM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem1/OfHuun.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 23, 2014, 06:57:53 AM
Deck the halls with boughs of holly  {-) {-)

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 23, 2014, 08:35:21 AM
 
    OK, looks like I'm gonna up the stakes a bit!    ;D
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 23, 2014, 10:09:32 AM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem/Image1.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 23, 2014, 10:12:11 AM
In the Bleak Midwinter


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 23, 2014, 10:44:53 AM
 
Blimey Ned!  Are you looking over my shoulder?!?!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on December 23, 2014, 11:27:05 AM
Ned we all know it's Xmas and the season of goodwill but ill change Alan Sugars words from YOURE FIRED  to
 
YOUR BANNED
 
Dave  {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 23, 2014, 11:35:30 AM
Oooogh!

Do I have to return the Smartie Pants as well?

 :embarrassed: :embarrassed: :embarrassed: :embarrassed:

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 23, 2014, 11:56:50 AM
  Yes.      Please wash them first!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug-Kenny on December 23, 2014, 11:59:27 AM

My family are enjoying this competition, and my lovely Wife says "it's a pity we don't have a Debenhams here in Newport".  I wonder why ???.

Keep going Martin.  What's the next one

ken



Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 23, 2014, 12:13:16 PM
Ah! Feedback!!!   :-))

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem/carol3.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Bob K on December 23, 2014, 12:15:39 PM
Silent Night ?

Martin is darned good at these -  O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 23, 2014, 12:41:26 PM
  Yes.      Please wash them first!

Suppose I will be St Knickerless from now on  <:( <:( <:(

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 23, 2014, 12:43:20 PM
  Yes.      Please wash them first!
please wash in cold we wouldn't want the chocolate melting and leaving brown stains, would we?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 23, 2014, 12:45:59 PM

              Correct!


Silent Night ?

Martin is darned good at these -  O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 23, 2014, 12:46:22 PM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem/carol4.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 23, 2014, 12:49:18 PM
while shepherds watched their flocks by night
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 23, 2014, 01:00:07 PM
 
Ah, you're just guessing now..... hang on! that what you're meant to do!

                                   Correct!

Well actually, Whale Shepherds Pie Watch Flock Flowers Nightime!  to be picky! :P
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 23, 2014, 01:37:01 PM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem/carol5.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: inertia on December 23, 2014, 02:00:30 PM
Once in royal David's city.

(Here's a seasonal little ditty which has long been a favourite of mine....... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSlpCBek1_M (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSlpCBek1_M))

DM
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 23, 2014, 02:11:24 PM
Still gets a ten from me.  :-)) :-)) :-))
Ah well back to poisoning the pigeons in the park {-) {-)


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hmsantrim on December 23, 2014, 10:07:32 PM
 thought I would have a go, very basic.
 
Frank
 
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj138/farticus1/blue-ribbon-number-1_zps035233c6.jpg)
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj138/farticus1/Noel-Edmonds-MAIN_zps04ddb57d.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 23, 2014, 10:11:16 PM
First Noel.  %%

Med
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on December 23, 2014, 10:16:12 PM
We don/t get it in OZ....but could it be something like ...."one last call?"......oh & it looks like a pair of "smarties jocks" for Inertia also.....  {-) ... Derek

PS...Ned please turn your computer off for 24 hours & let some other bright spark have a go  <*<.....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hmsantrim on December 23, 2014, 10:18:51 PM
  Ned.   gets the pink star again. {-) {-)
 
Frank
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on December 23, 2014, 10:22:34 PM
Had a note from France ......they must have a different Microsoft keyboard.... as the type ..."I wish you, to you and your family, a merry Noêl and the best for 2015"  O0 ....thankyou to the sender.... :-)) .... Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 27, 2014, 08:07:38 AM
You guys awake yet?

(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem1/4dtyxI.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on December 27, 2014, 08:36:34 AM
something about RUMpy PUMPy ???
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 27, 2014, 08:50:25 AM
 
morning Doug!

.... sort of!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 27, 2014, 09:20:09 AM
Little Drummer Boy?

Ned

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 27, 2014, 09:43:46 AM
 
CORRECT!  :o
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on December 27, 2014, 07:32:22 PM
??
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on December 27, 2014, 07:35:11 PM
Ba hum bug    %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on December 27, 2014, 07:48:49 PM
Sorry about that - not a good christmas
Title: Another piccie needing a caption...?
Post by: SailorGreg on January 17, 2015, 05:46:45 PM
Well?

(http://i1293.photobucket.com/albums/b596/Greggyp99/foxy_zps303c4a38.jpg) (http://s1293.photobucket.com/user/Greggyp99/media/foxy_zps303c4a38.jpg.html)

(Careful - politics being forbidden of course!)
Title: Re: Another piccie needing a caption...?
Post by: Colin Bishop on January 17, 2015, 05:50:22 PM
Looks photoshopped to me, see back leg!
Title: Re: Another piccie needing a caption...?
Post by: norry on January 17, 2015, 06:09:09 PM
I tried to get in but the man told me to Fox Off...
Title: Re: Another piccie needing a caption...?
Post by: grendel on January 17, 2015, 06:54:11 PM
the uneatable stalking the unspeakable.
Grendel
Title: Re: Another piccie needing a caption...?
Post by: Rottweiler on January 17, 2015, 10:32:44 PM
I'm looking to team up with the foxy prime minister and his lame government?
Mick F
Title: Re: Another piccie needing a caption...?
Post by: derekwarner on January 17, 2015, 10:36:19 PM
Was it not the Manfred Man Earth Band that sang Fox on the Run?......just trying to remember the lyrics......must be some connotation to Downing Street ... :o Derek
Title: Re: Another piccie needing a caption...?
Post by: TugCowboy on January 18, 2015, 10:00:44 AM
IQ of street instantly doubled after furry visitor?
Title: Re: Another piccie needing a caption...?
Post by: Netleyned on January 18, 2015, 10:52:19 AM
Was it not the Manfred Man Earth Band that sang Fox on the Run?......just trying to remember the lyrics......must be some connotation to Downing Street ... :o Derek


Last line last verse
'The game is nearly up, the hounds are at my door'


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: jaymac on January 18, 2015, 03:48:45 PM
Wouldn't be too sure Colin he has made a damn good job of selecting the fox  to go and miss the back leg  would  not seem likely and he does have the name of a professional Snapper (stand by for a possible copywrite  sue Greg and/or Mayhem  :} )
But then t  some of the famous photos of the american  civil war were  the equivalent of being photoshopped
Jay
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on January 18, 2015, 08:54:53 PM
 ;) .......http://www.justintallis.co.uk/........... a talented photographer ..true or false image?......

There does appear to be a shadow of the fox's body on the ground under the fox......just like the Moon landing images?.......Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on January 18, 2015, 11:55:57 PM
Looks photoshopped to me, see back leg!

If you look closely you can see the pads on the paw. It's similar to the opposite front leg.
I agree it does look a bit odd, but I think it's just how the leg/foot was at the moment the shutter clicked.
But despite that and the shadow I wouldn't be at all surprised if it's a faked photo. Hard to believe any photos these days - the camera never lies, but photoshoppers do it all the time  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on March 09, 2015, 08:03:06 PM
'I wish they'd stop using those stealth lorries!'

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 09, 2015, 10:30:19 PM

  Worlds fastest (most effective) laxative?!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mickyrubble on March 10, 2015, 03:42:07 PM
The new defence cuts might have reduced the RAF capability sum what
 O0 O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on March 10, 2015, 03:52:28 PM
Sack the bomb aimer {-)

Ned

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ian-mccaffrey on March 10, 2015, 06:48:19 PM
oh for forks sake . who did this
 <*<
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on March 10, 2015, 09:18:25 PM
Worlds fastest laxative.

(http://www.sol.me.uk/icons/rofl.gif)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Klunk on March 10, 2015, 09:28:47 PM
new US guided missile
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on March 13, 2015, 10:01:39 PM
Plenty of scope here for you geniuses! %%

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hmsantrim on March 13, 2015, 10:07:03 PM
Nigerian Big Mac barter system   O0
 frank
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on March 13, 2015, 10:22:57 PM

No refund, Can't see where it says they are cooked
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 13, 2015, 11:00:22 PM
 
Are you Nuggets as fresh as this?!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on March 14, 2015, 06:33:08 AM
Just looking for recipe ideas.

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on March 14, 2015, 06:49:35 AM
Man to woman, "So what do chickens eat?"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on March 14, 2015, 07:48:14 AM
Man to woman, "So what do chickens eat?"

Answer, Chick peas  %) %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on March 14, 2015, 08:17:45 AM
 >>:-(

Hello Sir
 we bring back to you the chicken he is not rather cooked

 >>:-(
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hopeitfloats on March 14, 2015, 10:00:04 AM
will you deep fry my chicken please
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on March 14, 2015, 10:24:25 AM
>>:-(

Hello Sir
 we bring back to you the chicken he is not rather cooked

 >>:-(

Correc,t because he is a free range chicken O0 O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 14, 2015, 11:33:42 AM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on March 14, 2015, 11:40:30 AM
Are you sure that was just a wave we ploughed through?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mickyrubble on March 14, 2015, 02:45:07 PM
I won the contest to design an ugly boat
 {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: U-33 on March 14, 2015, 03:02:24 PM
That looks as though it's been Photoshopped...


Rich
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: U-33 on March 14, 2015, 04:02:11 PM
Try this one then...


Rich
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on March 14, 2015, 05:22:01 PM
on the short fishing boat, not the only type of cut backs in the fishing fleet


Captain to first officer - I told you we shouldn't have come up that fast - now we have the bends.

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 14, 2015, 06:22:09 PM
 
Day-o, day-o. Daylight come and me wan' go home

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ian-mccaffrey on March 14, 2015, 07:13:38 PM
Try this one then...


Rich
i have seen this one before
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: U-33 on March 14, 2015, 08:48:38 PM
i have seen this one before


Yup... :-))


Rich
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on March 14, 2015, 08:53:40 PM
well after they repainted the yellow submarine, it became a banana boat.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Howard on March 14, 2015, 11:30:22 PM
Well I still think it,s a silly way to make the fishing Quoter's.
                   Regards Howard
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on March 15, 2015, 09:09:34 AM
Despite changes due to cutbacks, the new stealth submarine was very popular at the admiralty.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on March 15, 2015, 09:23:26 PM
This one was designed for short trips only  {-)
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Peter_s on March 15, 2015, 09:32:00 PM
If You could just hear the conversation on the bridge I'm sure it would sound something like this:


I said full astern, not full ahead.... How are we going to explain this one to the Dutch wind farm?!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on March 16, 2015, 09:25:54 AM
Some time later, they discovered that the plans had not been fully unfolded!



Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on March 16, 2015, 10:19:57 AM
Some time later, they discovered that the plans had not been fully unfolded!


Love it, brilliant  :-)) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on March 17, 2015, 09:33:15 PM
Having decided it was too cold to paint in his shed, Nigel (or is it Nigella?)decided to go suffering.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 17, 2015, 11:27:54 PM
 
Despite the storm, no one one wanted to be rescued that day.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on March 18, 2015, 12:29:35 AM
"the house has gone, but I managed to salvage the ironing board FOR HIM !  <*<
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on March 18, 2015, 01:11:10 AM
 
New hydrofoil equipped surf board faces greatest test yet  :-)) :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hmsantrim on March 18, 2015, 01:46:58 AM
I told you I was missing some of the copies of the hachette part works fishing boat model... {-)
 
 frank
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Big Ada on March 18, 2015, 05:47:53 PM
Extreme Ironing! :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on March 20, 2015, 08:28:48 PM
Extreme Ironing! :-))

 :-)) :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on March 20, 2015, 08:32:03 PM
Try this one then...


Rich

It's not just the reactor that's gone into meltdown!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 21, 2015, 04:04:02 AM
 
Sort off boat related 'preferred' please.   :-)

Try this:

(http://www.powerboatlistings.com/powerimg/m/6241/glass_bottom_boat_looker_35_m21.jpg)
http://www.paritetboat.com/glass_bottom_boat_looker_35_gal.htm
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on March 21, 2015, 05:37:15 AM
Once Martin realized he would never fit his new 140" 10000 watt max power BAADDASS Supermonster SubWoofer in his Astra, he moved onto plan B
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on March 21, 2015, 07:40:24 AM
A Blackeye always gives a different coloured perspective to your voyage %% %% %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on March 21, 2015, 01:35:53 PM
ESA is on the look out for the person who stole there new reusable space vehicle as they had not yet finished the tests with it
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on March 21, 2015, 01:42:18 PM
Oviusly forgot to take the protective film off the plexiglass viewing dome.

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hmsantrim on March 21, 2015, 08:44:44 PM
press reports say crew have taken a "shiner" 2 to their new tour boat.
 
 frank
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on March 24, 2015, 06:17:44 PM
 {-) Cousin Albert was always conscious of health and safety.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 27, 2015, 04:22:14 AM
 
Are you sure this is the quickest way to mix the paint?!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on March 27, 2015, 10:59:00 AM
Life is cheap here in Lagos - the bike needs the helmet more than I do ....... man
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on March 27, 2015, 04:27:04 PM
That's another ticked off my Bucket List

Ned

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 27, 2015, 05:36:23 PM
This might be photoshopped.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on March 27, 2015, 05:59:24 PM
Or a bit top heavy
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on March 27, 2015, 08:56:24 PM
Old habits die hard on the River Nile!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on March 27, 2015, 11:05:32 PM
"Captain's on the bridge"
 
...Aye, but which one ? %%
 
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on March 27, 2015, 11:08:11 PM
...Ah, I get it - it's the promotion ladder (or is it a telescopic bridge)
Each promotion earns the right to the next level - literally O0
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Mad Scientist on March 27, 2015, 11:25:51 PM
Just found it on uglyships.com. The poster commented 'The only thing missing is the little plastic bride & groom on the very top.'
Tom
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on March 28, 2015, 01:34:56 AM
Ding Ding
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on April 03, 2015, 08:30:37 PM
A Bridge Too Far?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on April 03, 2015, 08:54:50 PM
Undaunted, HMS Minimalist, Britain's latest warship manned by reservists departs for the Gulf from England's  newest Naval Base at Rye Harbour.

 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 03, 2015, 10:37:01 PM
 
Navy Marine training isn't what it used to be
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 03, 2015, 11:26:23 PM
the us navys newest stealth vessel is given its first outing, though a contractors flaw soon showed up when the id numbers fell off
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 04, 2015, 12:45:40 AM
 
They did seem to put a lot of effort into saving one runner bean in the red life jacket.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on April 04, 2015, 11:48:18 PM
That explains why the Paddle-Wheel was invented O0
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on April 05, 2015, 07:34:33 AM
There was a call for a stewards enquiry into the composition of the WIs crew, lodged immediately after the raft race.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on April 05, 2015, 07:42:22 AM
Problems of recruit in the navy, the reservists in the operation!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on April 05, 2015, 09:52:44 AM
Latest spy photos of Navy planning for the year 2069.
Only in the Sun
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 05, 2015, 10:39:15 AM
 
The small family group easily warded off the invasion treat... the Navy counting themselves lucky after the savage encounter.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on April 05, 2015, 12:28:03 PM

The small family group easily warded off the invasion treat... the Navy counting themselves lucky after the savage encounter.

Treats, the invasion you can have between meals without ruining your Appetite for Destruction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aXuNc_U3b8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aXuNc_U3b8)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 05, 2015, 12:32:03 PM
Due to austerity, the quality of materials in the latest navy ships is coming under scrutiny, after someone mentioned this vessel was designed from a fag packet instead of on the back of a fag packet
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 05, 2015, 02:17:58 PM
 
                  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on April 05, 2015, 03:41:36 PM
To keep to budget only duty free RN blue liner packets were used.

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 05, 2015, 04:35:32 PM
I take it CAPSTANS, would have weighed it down to much
 
(apologies to the copyrighters)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on April 05, 2015, 04:40:11 PM
Of course
Afrter Players Navy Cuts.

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on April 06, 2015, 04:59:58 AM
I take it CAPSTANS, would have weighed it down to much


But not as much as these would

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Arrow5 on April 06, 2015, 07:50:14 AM
Nah you`d be OK with high....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on April 06, 2015, 08:32:18 AM
2/4d a hundred back in 1959 when I joined HMS Fisgard,
We apprentices were not entitled though.


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: pugwash on April 06, 2015, 10:22:22 AM
Ned,  It's a long time since I saw one of those packets

Geoff
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 10, 2015, 11:40:44 AM
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/03/17/travel/art-basel-hong-kong-sculpture-nude/index.html?iref=obinsite
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on April 10, 2015, 12:06:46 PM
You're only supposed to blow the 'ruddy' doors off
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Arrow5 on April 10, 2015, 12:28:24 PM
So , back to the film. What was the solution to the predicament the guys in the bus found themselves in ? Assuming that no help came along the quiet mountain road. :-X {-) 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 10, 2015, 01:11:21 PM
 
BBC: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7845533.stm


By Pallab Ghosh
Science correspondent, BBC News

Michael Caine in the Italian Job (BBC)
How did Caine's character get out of his fix?

The Royal Society of Chemistry has announced the winner of a competition to solve the conundrum at the end of the iconic UK film The Italian Job.

In the film, the robbers' coach almost drives off a cliff, ending up balanced precariously on the edge, with the gang at one end and their gold at the other.

The RSC asked for ideas to get the gold off the coach before it tips over.

John Godwin from Surrey came up with the winning idea which involves draining fuel from the vehicle.

In the conclusion to the 1969 movie, Charlie Croker, played by Michael Caine, tries to reach the gold, but as he does so, the coach tips up dangerously.

Then gang leader Croker turns around and says: "Hang on a minute lads, I've got a great idea."

So what was the idea?

Some 2,000 members of the public put forward their own theories. Many of them were from children.

Twelve-year-old Thomas Nixon's homonym solution was for the gang to sing until they all got "frogs" in their throats. The frogs start to jump up and down which rocks the bus. They use the "rocks" to weigh down the end of the bus.

Eventually, the gang's throats become sore from the singing. And with the "saw" they cut the gold bullion in half. Because two halves make a whole - the gang could sneak the gold through the "hole".

But the winner, John Godwin from Godalming, had a more practical solution involving a three-stage process.

First, the coach needed to be stabilised. This involved smashing out the windows on the part of the coach overlooking the drop and smashing them inward at the front end to improve the weight ratio slightly.

One of the bullion raiders is then lowered outside and deflates the wheels to stop the coach from rocking.

Second, its weight distribution needs to be changed, particularly over the rear of the coach which is overlooking the drop. This involves emptying the fuel tank which John Godwin discovered was at the rear of the coach. This, he estimated, would contain 140kg of fuel.

Third, he would allow a member of the team to leave the coach and bring rocks in to the front of the vehicle to ensure it was stable and the gold could be removed.

"There're several sheets of maths here," said John Godwin.

"It was a good long day with a calculator. It's more than 20 years since I saw the film - I remember thinking there must be some way of getting that gold off the bus.

"I always had an idea of how they might solve this - so when the Royal Society of Chemistry put this out to the public as a competition it seemed like the ideal opportunity to see if it would really work or to see if it was hot air."

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Arrow5 on April 10, 2015, 01:26:40 PM
Aw, spoilsport <:( <:( <:( <:( <:( <:(
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: inertia on April 10, 2015, 02:03:40 PM
All they really needed to do was blow the bl**dy doors off.
DM
(Sorry, Mark - I hadn't scrolled up to your reply when I posted this   :embarrassed: ).
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 10, 2015, 02:03:53 PM
its easy really - all they had to do was find out who was the lightest, everyone gets to the front of the bus, find the lightest tee shirts and tie them together with a shoe lace at the end, then the doors are opened at the front and as many as possible strain forward to increase the momentum.
The lightest member then moves gingerly to the leading edge of the gold and ties the shoe lace to the corner of one of the gold cages, they then pull this cage off the corner and stack it up with the guys at the front, repeating this a couple of times would shift the weight significantly further to the front.
Finally - throw the driver out of the back of the bus for being a church call to prayer ringing device - end  O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on April 10, 2015, 02:26:33 PM
Easiest way to empty the fuel tank would be to leave the engine running.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 10, 2015, 03:46:26 PM
Easiest way to empty the fuel tank would be to leave the engine running.

             :-)) :-)) :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 13, 2015, 04:33:10 PM
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-gaALb_8fjs8/VSrhBku3DmI/AAAAAAAAIz0/PcwHZsvQ394/w800-h450-no/Coalville2015_-506.jpg)
Good ol' Dave, always up for a laugh!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on April 13, 2015, 05:55:38 PM
Granville will sort you out. He's over there.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Colin Bishop on April 13, 2015, 06:09:59 PM
And this one will have you up the bank and into the woods on just 9.6 volts!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sparkey on April 13, 2015, 06:32:07 PM
 {-) And this the one we put in the mother-in-laws scooter and we have not seen her since  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: inertia on April 13, 2015, 06:49:33 PM
Strewth! I'd never noticed I've got such a big hooter! Oy veh...........
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 13, 2015, 07:55:42 PM
 
Camera trick?!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on April 13, 2015, 08:24:33 PM
 >>:-(

This engine irritates me, it always breaks down !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 13, 2015, 08:47:14 PM
 
Gottle o geer!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on April 13, 2015, 10:49:54 PM




"Yes, these will work with a Bob's Board"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sparkey on April 14, 2015, 06:26:35 AM
 :-)) Just call me Mr motor-vater  :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on April 14, 2015, 02:26:26 PM
This is FULL Of ACTION
 
(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo295/broomsrck/Coalville%20show%20041_zps5mmhg9jh.jpg) (http://s385.photobucket.com/user/broomsrck/media/Coalville%20show%20041_zps5mmhg9jh.jpg.html)
 
 
Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: inertia on April 14, 2015, 03:11:49 PM
“So like I said it’s about 1/32 scale…..but it might be 1/24…..anyway it’s got two motors I don’t know what they are but they’re 12 volts I think and I need some speed controllers someone said Matronicks are good do you have those and some couplings but not those UJ things because my friend that has the Smit Rotterdam – or is the Netherland? – anyway he says they’re noisy so do you have any flexible ones and I’ll need a battery but there’s not much space and do you think I could fit a fire monitor and an engine sound or will my Planet radio not be big enough and……… hello? Hello?“

DM


Dave - Inertia wasn't an accidental choice of avatar.


Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on April 14, 2015, 09:13:23 PM
What batteries does the proprietor take? I'll get some fresh ones:O)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on April 14, 2015, 09:36:33 PM

What batteries does the proprietor take? I'll get some fresh ones:O)


I think the user manual said you needed a Proctologist to fit them
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on April 15, 2015, 01:55:58 AM
What batteries does the proprietor take? I'll get some fresh ones:O)
He's nuclear powered.

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on April 15, 2015, 08:56:46 AM
He's nuclear powered.


A model of that age.... I'm guessing it's not LiPo Friendly  ;D
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 15, 2015, 09:40:01 AM
[quote
He's nuclear powered.

He looks Fuchishama'd to me
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on April 15, 2015, 12:07:38 PM
There is Definitely NO ACTion going on here
 
 
Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on April 29, 2015, 08:50:16 PM
'Careful how you handle these lads, as you could lose a thumb and two fingers like me!'

 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on May 12, 2015, 05:00:06 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Davenotdone on May 12, 2015, 05:04:12 PM
' I told my husband no! not tonight darling, i have a headache!!!!!       Regards, Dave.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on May 12, 2015, 05:08:50 PM
Just logged off


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 12, 2015, 05:18:28 PM
clearly a hatchet job
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Colin Bishop on May 12, 2015, 05:25:09 PM
Just chillaxing...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on May 12, 2015, 05:40:10 PM
it was an axecident.
Grendel
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on May 12, 2015, 11:00:40 PM
When we agreed to bury the hatchet I didn't mean.... %%
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 17, 2015, 09:22:20 PM
                                                      :-)
(http://www.diy-boats.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/032305_boat_crash.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Dannypenguin on May 17, 2015, 09:50:04 PM
'Somali pirates adopt new technique to board ships'  ;)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 17, 2015, 10:07:04 PM
 
The Mk I removable sun roof option need a bit more thought....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on May 17, 2015, 10:17:48 PM
Filming of the next james bond movie is halted due to a slight mishap
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on May 17, 2015, 11:24:20 PM
Listen MISTER !...when I said "come aboard" I didn't mean WITH your boat >>:-(
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on May 17, 2015, 11:33:30 PM
...so, was this where the idea for model boat mayhem came from ? {-) {-)
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on May 18, 2015, 07:08:48 AM
Jack and Bob from the boatyard are often called upon to assist, when the river cruisers are calving.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on May 18, 2015, 08:25:15 AM
I said come aboard with your "lunch"  %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: TugCowboy on May 18, 2015, 08:42:13 AM
I'm afraid there is a surcharge for upper deck parking sir and your ticket is clearly for the lower decks only. That'll be £12.50 extra please.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 18, 2015, 09:56:49 AM
 
                       {-)  {-)  {-)

Jack and Bob from the boatyard are often called upon to assist, when the river cruisers are calving.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 18, 2015, 10:29:49 AM
Giessepe and Alfredo, had to consider another way of storing the tender boat, Giessepe was proven right when he said they needed a bigger boat to create the opening side parking found on larger luxury yaghts.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ian-mccaffrey on May 18, 2015, 12:14:12 PM
Turn to port. PORT !!   Oh not that port. The other port
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: citroenzxdriver on May 18, 2015, 01:43:39 PM
Didn't you know drive through is the in thing these days !! %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on May 18, 2015, 01:55:14 PM
Apparently one into one is not one!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 25, 2015, 10:30:58 PM
 :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ian-mccaffrey on May 25, 2015, 10:46:44 PM

Ha ha. That idiot don't realise I took the batteries out
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on May 25, 2015, 10:55:59 PM
I think he's trying to "use the force, Luke" {-) {-)
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: inertia on May 25, 2015, 11:15:45 PM
I bet some plonker sticks this on Mayhem in the Random Caption thread.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: meechingman on May 26, 2015, 08:12:25 AM
He's a Theremin player....


(how many of you will work that one out!  ok2  )
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on May 26, 2015, 08:25:13 AM
Is that not Nick B...saying ......'come on guys.....a bit of quiet please...I am trying to concentrate'..............Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 26, 2015, 11:09:00 AM
He is thinking to himself, boy that smells - I wonder what he had last night
 
I'll get my wardrobe
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 26, 2015, 11:59:44 AM

He's a Theremin player....


I got it!   :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 26, 2015, 12:00:19 PM

"He says he can beat me one handed!"

"Well he does know Karate!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on May 26, 2015, 01:54:50 PM
He is very hurt: the nail polish is damaged
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: inertia on May 26, 2015, 02:12:11 PM
I got it!   (http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/Smileys/Tug/thumbup.gif)

I just got the vibrations................... 8)
DM
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on May 26, 2015, 03:11:45 PM
He doesn't realise it's tank steering O0 O0

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on May 26, 2015, 04:47:26 PM
Nick saying
Hoosfarted?

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: html on May 26, 2015, 06:36:16 PM
Nick has seen the voice controlled boat, he is now trying hand signals

Brian
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on May 26, 2015, 08:56:15 PM
Second electrical engineer's rule, Hit it with your hand.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on May 26, 2015, 08:56:44 PM
he saw the voice control boat, but as he is deaf he is trying sign language.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on May 26, 2015, 09:56:01 PM
I didn't get the "Theremin player" quote :embarrassed: so I looked it up on Wikepedia - here's the result:-
 
an early electronic musical instrument (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_musical_instrument) controlled without physical contact by the thereminist (performer). It is named after the Westernized name of its Russian inventor, Léon Theremin (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%C3%A9on_Theremin), who patented the device in 1928
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on May 26, 2015, 10:45:12 PM
You learn something new every day:O)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on May 26, 2015, 11:40:13 PM
He's a Theremin player....


(how many of you will work that one out!  ok2  )

Yes and no. It occurred to me it looks like he's playing one of those electronic 'wave your hand near the pole' instruments, but didn't understand the Theremin references until Capt Podge's post a couple above.
Doh!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: TheLongBuild on May 27, 2015, 12:01:01 AM
My Favourite clip using a Theremin.

 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mW0B1sipLBI
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 27, 2015, 12:19:35 PM
 
Didn't realise there were so many "youngsters" on Mayhem!   {:-{
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on May 27, 2015, 12:36:44 PM
Have you seen how DIRTY his fingernails are
 
 
Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on May 27, 2015, 01:28:56 PM
For those who may not know. The Theremin was popularized through Star Trek https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhw8lk-DUGU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rhw8lk-DUGU)
It was used in Series 1 of the original Star Trek. See hear opening credits https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9d6Av-D9A_c
Season 2 they switched to a woman singing.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 27, 2015, 02:27:35 PM
 
"He said,"He's the real Stavros!""
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Post by: ballastanksian on June 08, 2015, 08:52:07 PM
Perhaps the Theramin was considered too communist and so it was replaced with a good capitalist woman singer!

Them theramins are more complicated than I expected.
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 08, 2015, 10:05:22 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on June 08, 2015, 10:13:47 PM
'Well there was water in the lake last week.'

Or:

'Put a smaller motor in it next time, the torque won't be as powerful'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 08, 2015, 10:42:02 PM
australian competitors complain there is something wrong
a water funnel / tornado disgorges a pleasure boater in unfamiliar surroundings
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Post by: derekwarner on June 08, 2015, 11:41:13 PM
They say every cloud has a silver lining....but......Tornados in OZ.... %).... Derek
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Post by: NFMike on June 09, 2015, 01:13:32 AM

"No, I thought you were driving ... "
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Post by: TheLongBuild on June 09, 2015, 01:19:01 AM

Didn't realise there were so many "youngsters" on Mayhem!   {:-{

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnlsfeRNw1I

Caption This !!
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Post by: citroenzxdriver on June 09, 2015, 11:15:35 AM
I thought you carried out the self righting test in water!!!! :-)
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Post by: tigertiger on June 09, 2015, 11:48:05 AM




Expert site location. You never know where or when a portaloo will come in handy.
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Post by: grendel on June 09, 2015, 12:55:38 PM
You know you said we would never need a roll bar.........
Grendel
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 09, 2015, 01:32:21 PM

 JetSprint boat racing.... it's an Australian thing!
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Post by: Dannypenguin on June 09, 2015, 03:04:31 PM
Upside down paragliding was tested this afternoon - only if the wing was bigger...

Or

Oh no! Look at all of the mud and grass - I only washed this thing yesterday!
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Post by: warspite on June 09, 2015, 03:36:11 PM
They say every cloud has a silver lining....but......Tornados in OZ.... %).... Derek

when I put a large space between the lines, the submit removed them, should have put OR, apologies - I know if it was australia it a cyclone by its other name
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Post by: derekwarner on June 09, 2015, 10:13:11 PM
Not a problem warspite..........Google is amazing  :(( .....but it appears that we must change our thoughts

 %)......as if you ask 'does Australia experience tornados?'...you get

ten kinks that say yes O0
one link that I have shown <*<...........naturally I chose to be deceptively selective :-)) ...... Derek

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Post by: Danny on June 09, 2015, 10:37:57 PM
I said "Right hand down - A BIT!"
or
"That's it!!  Your diet starts tomorrow!"



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Post by: Andre on June 10, 2015, 02:59:00 AM
Not a problem warspite..........Google is amazing  :(( .....but it appears that we must change our thoughts

 %) ......as if you ask 'does Australia experience tornados?'...you get

ten kinks that say yes O0
one link that I have shown <*< ...........naturally I chose to be deceptively selective :-)) ...... Derek

But do they spin clockwise or counter clockwise? . . .  ;D O0 :embarrassed: Andre
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 10, 2015, 07:32:46 AM

"That's it!!  Your diet starts tomorrow!"

      {-)    {-)    {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 21, 2015, 04:31:20 PM
(http://u.cubeupload.com/Mayhem1/wZAaCh.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 21, 2015, 05:37:12 PM
French people smugglers try out size test for new illegal immigrant boat to get past british customs, someone misread the measurements as millimetres and not centimetres and they will need to try again
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Post by: dougal99 on June 21, 2015, 05:46:27 PM
The new striped camouflage for submarines works well as you can see in this before and after picture.
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Post by: warspite on June 21, 2015, 06:00:39 PM
Patient grimaces after seeing new ebola suposatry  :o :o :o
twin engined as its going to be hard to get all of it in
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Post by: warspite on June 21, 2015, 06:03:36 PM
patient faints after unveiling of innerspace sub
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Post by: citroenzxdriver on June 26, 2015, 11:05:28 AM
Just to clarify, "Does it come with batteries or is in Nuclear powered?"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: U-33 on June 26, 2015, 11:33:52 AM
You may mock, but I shared my bed with a six foot Russian Victor class sub for a while...it never returned my attempts at cuddling up on a cold night though.


Then I found my Lori...the sub had to go  <:( but at least I get a cuddle now ;D
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Post by: Klunk on June 26, 2015, 01:05:08 PM
the nearer one has better curves
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 26, 2015, 01:54:30 PM
 :-)
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Post by: mrlownotes on June 26, 2015, 02:30:52 PM
:-)


I think I'll 'bow' out of this one !!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on June 26, 2015, 05:17:07 PM
Visit the Boatyard Sale
Many items slashed
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 26, 2015, 05:23:10 PM

Full size part-works kit, available in weekly parts.
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Post by: tigertiger on June 26, 2015, 05:33:53 PM

Full size part-works kit, available in weekly parts.



Almost complete, parts 1-5 missing
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 26, 2015, 05:35:30 PM
 
I was just going to add that!!!   {-)
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Post by: ian-mccaffrey on June 28, 2015, 01:58:30 PM
a boat for the ladies ... we all know they cant resist buying ANYTHING with 20% off !

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Post by: Netleyned on June 28, 2015, 02:12:35 PM
Ex Wicksteed Demolition Derby  >>:-( >>:-( >>:-(


Ned
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Post by: ian-mccaffrey on June 28, 2015, 02:16:05 PM
dont start ned ! lol

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Post by: Danny on June 28, 2015, 02:38:24 PM
Arkwrights Boatyard - Open All Hours!
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Post by: tigertiger on June 28, 2015, 05:48:29 PM
Another one of Del Boy's knock offs.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 28, 2015, 06:10:12 PM
the nearer one has better curves
the furthest one has twin sails   :embarrassed:
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Post by: warspite on June 28, 2015, 06:12:42 PM
Ex james bond boat prop for sale - open plan design
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 02, 2015, 11:43:46 AM

OK! - We know it's hot out there - but!................

                             
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 02, 2015, 12:02:15 PM
 
It was a great idea until Mo said: " I can taste hydraulic fluid in my tea!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on July 02, 2015, 01:32:46 PM
Extreme servicing. Lesson 1: How to check the exhaust without an inspection pit.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: citroenzxdriver on July 02, 2015, 02:19:43 PM
"I don't know! You leave your digger parked up for 5 mins, you come back to find squatters have moved in!!!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 03, 2015, 06:59:49 PM
'This is just not funny! Now will you please open the damn hatch?'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Klunk on July 03, 2015, 08:28:14 PM
Knock knock
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Post by: Capt Podge on July 03, 2015, 11:56:21 PM
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"  (quote from JAWS)
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 04, 2015, 03:03:18 AM
 
'You gonna need a bigger landing net!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: U-33 on July 04, 2015, 07:31:58 AM
"Pizza for Mr Mccaffrey....."

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Post by: Andre on July 04, 2015, 09:02:53 AM
Morale will continue until the beatings improve!

Reminds me of when I was in knife and fork school (Officers Candidate School), our drill instructur asked "How is your Morale?" and we responded that it "su*#ed" and his reply "I want a positive reply!" and the reply that it " It positively Su*#ed!!!"  ;D and that was the end of that until tomorrow when he took us on a 25 mile run hike and he got the last laugh.  O0 <*<

Andre

PS And the reason that we called "Knife and Fork School" is that we had a class on etiquette where we learned which knife and fork to use at a fancy dinner.  O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on July 04, 2015, 11:14:11 AM
'This is just not funny! Now will you please open the damn hatch?'

THE DAILY MAIL

ROYAL NAVY in new illegal immigrant attempts to enter UK
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 04, 2015, 04:52:02 PM



'When they told that part of my training was scrubbing the deck, I didn't expect this!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 04, 2015, 05:38:40 PM
 
Not too fast, one a week is enough to give everyone a chance to be a smart 'bottom' Alex!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Andre on July 06, 2015, 11:42:52 AM
The sub photo: A whole new way to keel haul someone! :o

Andre
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on July 06, 2015, 12:59:32 PM
Every rookie is told that you have to use the outside toilet. The Russian navy has had no new submariners for a decade.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 06, 2015, 04:41:35 PM
You knew leave expired at 0800

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: inertia on July 06, 2015, 06:22:08 PM
If I were you, m'duck, I'd put them goggles on the right way round - you're gonna need 'em pretty soon.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on July 07, 2015, 10:23:40 AM
I'm not coming in until I find me goggles, now who moved them and where are they  >>:-(
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: John W E on July 07, 2015, 06:30:34 PM
ok lads I know my feet smell but this is a bit extreme

or

this is a bad place to hide in a game of hide n seek :-)

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: CyberBOB on July 08, 2015, 01:45:02 AM
Universal Studios just announced they are remaking "Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost ark"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 08, 2015, 03:57:59 PM

That's one way of doing your 'dhobying'!  (Former members of the Andrew will know what this is!  O0)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 08, 2015, 04:14:32 PM
Okay Okay,
I didn't get a part in the Minions Film
Wrong goggles {:-{
Please let me in <:(

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on July 13, 2015, 12:56:24 PM
 
Even after 2000 years and the builders still not finished with the repairs to the roof, thats what 60 euros a day gets you...

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/da/The_Parthenon_in_Athens.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 13, 2015, 01:00:02 PM
Austerity home for the Greek Parliament.

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 13, 2015, 01:16:43 PM
 
A Greek, an Irishman and a Portuguese go into a bar and order a drink. Who picks up the bill?

A German.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on July 13, 2015, 01:17:33 PM
Oooh! politics  :police:
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 13, 2015, 01:18:27 PM
Quote
Oooh! politics  :police:

             :P
   
What’s the capital of Greece?

About €3
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Post by: dougal99 on July 14, 2015, 08:58:59 AM
  :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 14, 2015, 11:50:58 AM
 
          {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on July 14, 2015, 12:35:15 PM

and when they Grexit - and i am sure they will - the euro will be finally be used in Greece for which it was designed for - to wipe your 'bottom' with  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Colin Bishop on July 14, 2015, 12:46:04 PM
I wouldn't want the UK to join the Euro but if you holiday in different European countries it is very handy to have one common currency. I still have odd coins left over from pre Euro days that never got used.
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Post by: Netleyned on July 14, 2015, 01:11:00 PM
I wouldn't want the UK to join the Euro but if you holiday in different European countries it is very handy to have one common currency. I still have odd coins left over from pre Euro days that never got used.

Dubloons???

 :D :D

Ned
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Post by: GAZOU on July 14, 2015, 01:41:44 PM
 ok2

Hello

I live in a region that English chose to live in Europe.
 They left l UK and are very happy here .il has it it around me a lot, in my club and in diverse associations which I frequent.
I have some English friends here to whom I make discover the life in France.
They are very satisfied with the euro when they perceived the diverse helps of our country and when they are going be looked in our hospitals, almost free of charge.
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Post by: Nemo on July 23, 2015, 03:48:38 PM
 8)

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Post by: Big Ada on July 23, 2015, 06:08:00 PM
Its ok because it is Air Cooled!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 23, 2015, 06:10:42 PM
The grills should be at the back %%

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on July 23, 2015, 06:41:03 PM
In the inspection this car is refused for nauseating smokes
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 23, 2015, 06:43:04 PM
In the inspection this car is refused for nauseating smokes

 {-) {-) {-) {-)
German sausage methinks :D

Ned
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Post by: MTB Hulls on July 23, 2015, 08:05:07 PM
it's a carbeque  %)


or for the Anglo/French, a cookcinelle....... {-)    (special joke for Gazou)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 23, 2015, 08:26:27 PM

Great captions   
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on July 23, 2015, 08:46:17 PM
That was the 'Wurst' joke I have read yet {-)

So, if the front was converted into a barbequeue, what was the rear made into?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 23, 2015, 09:12:52 PM
That was the 'Wurst' joke I have read yet {-)

So, if the front was converted into a barbequeue, what was the rear made into?

Was Ken first in the line?  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on July 24, 2015, 09:13:51 AM
At least the aircon smells better than a pine tree - aaaahh I love the smell of cooking bacon in the morning
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 24, 2015, 09:40:15 AM
 
There's an Aga in the boot.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Just Add Water on July 24, 2015, 12:00:16 PM
Road kill cafe ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 24, 2015, 12:05:39 PM
Is that a beetle I see on the grille?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on July 24, 2015, 12:21:37 PM
Being late for the BBQ they took the quickest route to the back garden !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 24, 2015, 02:24:17 PM
  That would make an unusual Porch!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 24, 2015, 04:03:23 PM

There's an Aga in the boot.

No Martin,
There's a barbeque  in the boot  {-) {-) {-)
It's a Beetle  ;D

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 30, 2015, 11:10:43 AM
Time we had an ice-cream one! 

( NOTHING rude you lot! - Admin )    <*<
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 30, 2015, 12:14:23 PM
 
 A tuppenny cone isn't what it used it be....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on July 30, 2015, 02:48:09 PM
A Wartime 99 - - -  NO flake .
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on July 30, 2015, 05:21:38 PM
Joan had her cornetto and was just waiting for the gondolier to arrive
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 30, 2015, 06:24:13 PM
Mum had more than one pokey-hat to show off!  (Jocks will understand this - Sassenachs, maybe! Right, Arrows?)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: John W E on July 30, 2015, 06:46:30 PM
On closer inspection of the photograph - it is a radio controlled ice cream - being controlled by the woman on the far right.   Transmitter in her hand - can you see the Ariel :-)

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 30, 2015, 07:08:14 PM
Little did Gran know, but her daughter had given her an exploding ice-cream cone to be activated by the R/C switch spotted by Bluebird. Anything for a laugh that girl!  O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on July 30, 2015, 11:04:10 PM
Little did they know - granny was a "cornet" player in the band. She's just trying to find the mouthpiece !
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Just Add Water on July 31, 2015, 07:21:17 PM
Ena Sharples (on the right) said to Minni Caldwell (with the ice cream!),

 "I told you he would never know what the hell, "3 Milk Stouts are love" typical bloke huh.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 14, 2015, 12:38:06 PM
(http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/48506000/jpg/_48506319_52955331.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on August 14, 2015, 01:27:34 PM
Haven't seen a line of fannys like those since 1970 %%

Ned

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on August 14, 2015, 01:46:00 PM
Purser to first officer, I think theres been a ck up at stores when they issued the ratings with cups, I am sure that a tot of rum is smaller than this.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on August 14, 2015, 04:26:58 PM
"Look Scroggins, its either the bottom of the rum barrel ... or the battery acid!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 15, 2015, 08:41:13 PM
 %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Just Add Water on August 17, 2015, 04:50:51 PM
Man on the far left
 "I am taking notes and if you have never seen the golden rivet, then here is my room number"

NEXT.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 17, 2015, 09:34:57 PM
Officer (thinks) 'If I find the b***** who smeared Superglue on the rum-barrel I will have him flogged!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 17, 2015, 09:41:15 PM
 %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on August 18, 2015, 01:47:25 AM


Simple it is a jet liner %) %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on August 18, 2015, 08:38:03 AM
New design of aircraft to belay worries about flying over large stretches of ocean?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on August 18, 2015, 09:03:09 AM
Seaplane, Airship, Flyingboat, Stratocruiser ??????

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on August 18, 2015, 11:42:24 AM
Latest flying boat design, obviously an amphibian
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 18, 2015, 04:07:27 PM
 %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on August 18, 2015, 04:32:43 PM
This is your Captain speaking.
We are now cruising at an altitude of 10 000 metres
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 18, 2015, 05:01:57 PM
 
The boarding times will not be good at Heathrow....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on August 18, 2015, 05:13:07 PM

The boarding times will not be good at Heathrow....

 :-))

Be better at Tilbury  %%

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Just Add Water on August 18, 2015, 05:21:23 PM
Bet the anchor chain is about 5 miles long.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: TailUK on August 18, 2015, 05:35:27 PM
" Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen.  This your Captain speaking!  We have reached cruising altitude and in a moment I'll be turning off the seat belt sign and unlocking the swimming pool.   At 3 o'clock the shuffle board tournament will begin on the boat deck and we'll begin serving afternoon tea in the main restaurant.  Thank you!"
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Post by: Arrow5 on August 18, 2015, 05:39:21 PM
Costa Airlines will not be naming any of their aircraft "Concordia".   BTW,  none of the Captains are Italian. :o
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 24, 2015, 01:25:25 PM
 :o
'Roof-top Parking Available'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on August 24, 2015, 04:27:38 PM
The mother-in-law always said she would drop in unexpectedly one day.
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on August 24, 2015, 04:30:15 PM
...(in a typical divorce scenario)... OK THEN, here's your half of the house and half the car  >:-o
 
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on August 24, 2015, 04:47:10 PM
Four bedroom house for sale.
Benefits from off street parking

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Just Add Water on August 24, 2015, 05:40:02 PM
See! don't argue with me Mrs Brown I told you your husband was not having an affair, why did you need to look in the bedroom ??? when we are passing by ??
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 24, 2015, 07:32:02 PM
'Not this roof you idiot - the flat one!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Just Add Water on August 29, 2015, 02:44:33 PM
Phone call to Husband..
I hate this car being an Automatic,
It works in Day mode,
Will dot work at all, In Night mode,
and when I put it into Race mode it shot off backwards of the multi story car park on to this roof.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 29, 2015, 06:50:07 PM
Is this what they mean by 'a night on the tiles'?  %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 29, 2015, 06:52:09 PM
'Sat-Nav again Frank?'

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on August 29, 2015, 06:56:10 PM
Think some more training is called for.

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on August 30, 2015, 03:28:37 AM
Think some more training is called for.

Ned




I think I hear one coming now  :o
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 30, 2015, 03:30:53 AM
 
( Sort of boat related pictures Nemo!  )   <*<
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Just Add Water on August 30, 2015, 09:35:08 AM
HMMMM ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on August 30, 2015, 10:42:56 AM
The shipping forecast was for ruff seas.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on August 30, 2015, 11:54:09 AM
I declare that this New Found Land shall be called Labrador!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on August 30, 2015, 12:11:21 PM
Guess who got the dog-watch again >:-o
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on August 30, 2015, 12:13:07 PM
...or, it's the modern day equivalent to the "dog paddle" {-)
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on August 30, 2015, 04:03:16 PM
How much further to the Isle of Dogs?

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on August 31, 2015, 08:50:25 AM

Dog gone
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on August 31, 2015, 09:36:42 AM
Labrador, here we come..............look out for ice-bergs .
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 01, 2015, 09:08:06 PM

( Sort of boat related pictures Nemo!  )   <*<

You mean like this Martin?  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 01, 2015, 09:11:40 PM
'I name this ship 'Bark Royal' and all who sail in her'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 01, 2015, 09:57:11 PM
 
There are bubbles in water!  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on September 02, 2015, 02:28:02 AM
Keep that cigarette away or you will hear genuine POP music
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 02, 2015, 06:23:12 AM
 
Lionel Blair was having 2nd thoughts about his new duet with the Boy in the bubble.... "but he's a girl?!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 02, 2015, 06:24:38 AM

She's not packed very well.... not enough foam chips.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 02, 2015, 05:40:23 PM
speak up dear your a bit muffled

said the girl
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 02, 2015, 05:55:14 PM
 
"Play it?   Sorry, can't plug it in!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 02, 2015, 06:01:10 PM

"Play it?   Sorry, can't plug it in!"

you are talking about lionel - right?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 02, 2015, 06:09:16 PM
 
Of course it's not contagious!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 04, 2015, 06:33:30 PM
A young Nemo launches his first yacht as one of his friends attempts to make it sink by giving it the 'Mayhem Stare'!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 04, 2015, 09:34:54 PM

SteamBoatPhil (right): "Stupid slow things!.  Needs a flash steam boiler!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on September 04, 2015, 10:54:03 PM
(the boy furthest away from the camera) - Thinks: "Do I carry on yachting or shall I start a pop group with John, Paul & Ringo ? :D
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on September 05, 2015, 12:31:54 AM
As the young mayhemmers played with their toy boats they would never have beleived that in 50 years time they would still be playing with toy boats
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 05, 2015, 07:44:42 AM
 
   {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on September 05, 2015, 07:47:44 AM
"We saved up all year for that transmitter, now you've dropped it in the pond!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 05, 2015, 11:39:24 AM
OR , ' A young Nemo launches his first yacht as one of his jealous 'friends' waits his chance to nudge him into the pond'!'

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on September 05, 2015, 06:45:44 PM
Child (far right) thinking..... If i just straighten my left leg
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 06, 2015, 06:47:00 PM
Up a certain Creek?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: John W E on September 06, 2015, 06:53:56 PM
Its about time they fixed this subs engines
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on September 06, 2015, 07:20:27 PM
The British Olympic rowing team, after the next rounds of cuts to the sports council.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on September 06, 2015, 08:10:16 PM
i'm glad we're on the top deck of this galley
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on September 06, 2015, 11:12:51 PM
"Due to the latest cuts in the Defence Budget we've had to come up with a modified stealth vessel"  :P
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Klunk on September 07, 2015, 06:05:38 AM
Royal navy tests latest stealth designed boat
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 07, 2015, 10:15:33 AM
Great design chaps, stealth and cost efficient - errr just one question - where do we put the trident missile? - oohh i see - your sitting on it
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on September 07, 2015, 12:25:14 PM
Pizza chef convention hit by freak flood.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 08, 2015, 02:58:44 PM
'Hey John - how long is this race going to DRAG-ON for, haha?'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 08, 2015, 04:43:15 PM
Pizza chef convention hit by freak flood.

their called dominites I believe
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 11, 2015, 01:03:32 PM
(http://d38ecmhxsvwui3.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/1956d1339866312-ms-caroline-collision-image-3293512661.jpg)

(http://d38ecmhxsvwui3.cloudfront.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/1949d1339859581-gol-crew-boat-ms-caroline-pic-ms-caroline-635x476.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 11, 2015, 01:05:37 PM
 
"They pulled out right in from of me officer!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on September 11, 2015, 01:25:55 PM
Yes I think she'll fit in the dock now. ;)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on September 11, 2015, 02:40:45 PM
Crash-test was made a success, the young lady is healthy
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 11, 2015, 04:41:04 PM
I know its a collapsible boat, but cant you wait till we get her back to port
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on September 11, 2015, 07:41:22 PM
its the new crumple zone safety feature.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on September 11, 2015, 10:22:51 PM
So that's what the letters MS on the port bow mean - MANGLED SHIP. {-) {-) {-)
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on September 12, 2015, 09:08:04 AM

This is not a caption competition as it is obviously a pusher tug <*< <*<
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on September 12, 2015, 09:20:55 AM
When I tap my clipboard on the dashboard..... oh never mind
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: david48 on September 12, 2015, 09:22:24 AM
Who put that windmill there .
David
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hopeitfloats on September 12, 2015, 11:01:11 AM
and you said I couldn't berth it between those two ships
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 12, 2015, 03:16:14 PM
and if you pull this lever right back it goes into reverse, do ya think you can remember that next time
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 12, 2015, 03:18:17 PM
right George - I think you need to stay with motorflotes from now on  :P
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on September 12, 2015, 03:33:40 PM
Suppose the crew will be on the whiplash compensation
bandwagon as well >>:-(

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on September 12, 2015, 09:08:50 PM
If only Mayhememrs new running the site is bringing me to my knees
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on September 12, 2015, 09:11:02 PM
Taking part in 'Hunted@ means a low profile, I can't even wear my favourite shirt!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on September 12, 2015, 09:14:33 PM
Re Dougal99's -


"Does my bum look big in this?"



Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 12, 2015, 09:22:00 PM
Re Dougal 99s

Praying to Neptune will not guarantee your Chinese ESC will not explode and destroy your tug!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on September 12, 2015, 09:22:13 PM
That submarine has been down an hour,
My camera battery is getting low >>:-(

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on September 12, 2015, 09:28:18 PM
Re Nemo's


When I say come in no 54 your time is up I flippin well mean it
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 13, 2015, 08:07:11 PM
Walter from Yarmouth was determined to make his personal point about noisy jet-skis offshore of his bungalow.

OOPs sorry brad for turning so fast, can you get out from under the boat help feed the belt on me gun as I cant do both at the same time as steer
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 13, 2015, 08:08:53 PM
If only Mayhememrs new running the site is bringing me to my knees

oh bother I dropped me wallet
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 13, 2015, 09:25:27 PM

Keep going lads!!!!        <*<
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 13, 2015, 09:30:49 PM

The things you see when you don't have a harpoon gun to hand.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 13, 2015, 10:27:39 PM
Not again!!   %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on September 14, 2015, 03:22:40 PM
Another...

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/10/06/article-1318252-0B803B11000005DC-182_634x371.jpg)

Edit:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1318252/Replica-German-U-boat-cruises-alongside-barges-British-CANAL.html

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on September 14, 2015, 03:35:41 PM
what's the name of this creek again? and where's the paddle?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 14, 2015, 06:54:48 PM
Now martins wallet has to be around here somewhere  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 14, 2015, 09:49:54 PM
              Fritz could not resist making a few modifications to his U-Barge. Hope he doesn't meet Walter!  %%

             

               

             
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 18, 2015, 12:15:04 PM
'Actually, I'm looking for my submarine, Officer'
 
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on September 18, 2015, 09:15:52 PM
:o
'Roof-top Parking Available'

'I said VELUX not VOLVO!' said the house owner to the builder.

Sorry I was late to the party, I just had to add my twopenneth worth:O)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on September 18, 2015, 09:16:49 PM
'Actually, I'm looking for my submarine, Officer'

Hydroponic gardening expewriment goes awry.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 19, 2015, 12:34:54 PM
Yes officer it's a little deep - where abouts in the road am I - hold on i'll ask the wife - I'm stood on her shoulders
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on September 19, 2015, 07:02:08 PM
Yes officer it's a little deep - where abouts in the road am I - hold on I'll ask the wife - I'm stood on her shoulders

 {-) {-) {-) {-) - good caption Warspite.
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on September 19, 2015, 07:14:44 PM
I know I shouldn't have drank that much last night.

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 19, 2015, 07:18:02 PM
'Honest Officer, my name IS Ian and these were the contents of my ballast-tanks'    {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 19, 2015, 08:19:11 PM
wot ya looking at - as tha water turned yella
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 19, 2015, 08:22:30 PM
I'm a fisherman looking for my car - its an opel manta (has to be a car with a fish name - i'll get me sowester or however its spelt)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on September 19, 2015, 08:24:27 PM
Trying to think of other fish related car names........... %)

And my ballast tanks do need flushing out from time to time:O)
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on September 19, 2015, 08:29:43 PM
Stingray ?

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on September 19, 2015, 08:31:05 PM
Oh yes. Thats a good one:O) And you can put a 'whale tail' on your capri or nova.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 19, 2015, 08:36:54 PM
was thinking of a corvette sting ray - boat related as well
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Mad Scientist on September 19, 2015, 09:14:58 PM
Hyundai Tiburon - Spanish for 'shark' (I think). Cue the JAWS theme! - Tom
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on September 20, 2015, 01:51:22 AM
Quick tangent, then back to the captions comp.



Plymouth Barracuda
I think there is a relaunch under the name Dodge Barracuda for next year.


AMC Marlin, ugly beast.

And who said the Chinese can't innovate. Hrrmm! (clears throat).
Name- Detroit Fish
Manuf- Tang Hua
Type- amphibious.
Even concepts can be made to order in China. But forget any idea of service.

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on September 20, 2015, 01:59:24 AM
Now back to the captions comp



Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 20, 2015, 01:53:32 PM
OO ARR, hi there matey, can you lend an old sea dog a bit of coconut oil to power my outboard, my coconut shell is running a bit dry she is (talk like a pirate was yesterday you know - according to quest tv channel)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on September 20, 2015, 02:33:20 PM
Nothing succ'seeds' like a man in a Pumpkin boat.

Or,

'Atlantic' crossing attempted in 'Giant' pumpkin. (There is a breed of pumpkin called Atlantic Giant)

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 21, 2015, 01:20:32 PM
'Fill her up, check the oil and clean my windscreen,  sorry -  specs! And can you hurry up, I have to catch the Humboldt Current?''
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 21, 2015, 02:58:21 PM
ahoy - right where do ya want me to dock, what is it, it's the latest RN vessel, due to the last T42 going out of service soon, this is all that the RN can afford, this red cover - it's the landing deck for the latest fighter - psst - since they cant afford any of them either it's made of cloth.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on September 21, 2015, 03:43:46 PM
Won it on Evilbay  <*<
Turns out its not a Narrowboat
but a Marrowboat <:(

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 21, 2015, 06:06:33 PM
 
A nut in a nut.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 21, 2015, 08:26:26 PM
'Just because my boat looks like one does not mean I am one!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on September 21, 2015, 08:49:20 PM
Can you give me a pull start?  I can't seem to reach the cord!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on September 21, 2015, 08:55:02 PM
Does My Bum look big I this

Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on September 21, 2015, 09:18:18 PM
If I don't get sailing soon, you will see my bottom through the rotten bilges. Has anyone got a recipe for a hundred pounds of pumpkin flesh?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 22, 2015, 10:29:08 AM
'Have you seen any other vegetables this morning?'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 23, 2015, 07:16:12 PM
Now, where in the world is this?
 
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on September 23, 2015, 07:25:14 PM
Just round the corner from here  {-) {-)


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on September 23, 2015, 08:24:17 PM
 the jigsaw islands?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on September 23, 2015, 10:19:39 PM
Puzzle corner
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: boneash on September 23, 2015, 10:40:24 PM
On a screen and in a file on a laptop , running Photoshop in Sussex by the Sea!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on September 24, 2015, 12:02:18 AM
Can't answer this one - it's got me puzzled. ;D {-) {-)
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on September 24, 2015, 03:30:29 AM
Who sang Rocky Mountains High?  %)..........yes it was the late Mr J Denver....so is this his land?........................Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 28, 2015, 05:05:44 AM
Oh I do like.....?

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on September 28, 2015, 09:02:09 AM
The French border guards remain ever vigilant as the migrants begin their Channel crossing.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on September 28, 2015, 09:41:52 AM
"It looks like rain again Ethel."


Or



Herbert was prepared for all weather during the Bank Holiday/Mayhem weekend.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 28, 2015, 10:21:18 AM
HAW HAW HAW daphne, i'll bag us a pair of migrants as they leave the water dear
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on September 28, 2015, 11:25:32 AM
While Holidaying at a southern  seaside resort, a man who looked a lot like Herr Hitler was heard to say: 'Herman, your disguise as a middle class lady and I as a Englishman have the English completely fooled. We shall disguise the Werhmacht invasion force as shop keepers holidaying with their wives.

Now, can we disguise the Panzers as changing rooms and icecream trolleys?

'Ja Mein Herr Hitler Fuhrer; I mean dear,  the portly Lady was head to reply, And My Luftwaffe will trail banners saying things like 'Isn't it nice and peaceful here in Eastbourne' and Come to Angmering and 'Ignore the paratroopers, its a display'.

Excellent, have the Quartermaster order a million pairs of stripey swimming costumes, and make sure half have false boobies.

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 28, 2015, 05:31:34 PM
I say daphne, I think we paddled a bit far, they all seem to be speaking French on this beach.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 28, 2015, 09:00:08 PM

'I am sinking My Dear'. 'Vot are you sinking about Adolf?'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 28, 2015, 09:04:58 PM
Special Branch guard Brightons beach at the Labour Conference as Jeremy Corbyn shows off his new stripey cossie - again!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 03, 2015, 09:17:57 PM
'Just a trim please!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on October 03, 2015, 11:35:42 PM
(Driver says) "No need to hurry past darling, there's nothing wrong with it's emissions - after all, it's not a VW !  {-) {-) {-)
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on October 04, 2015, 12:07:50 AM
not another french soft cheese ad again
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on October 04, 2015, 01:17:51 AM
Wahaaaay!!!! look at the grass on that!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on October 04, 2015, 03:40:17 AM
Dudley was beginning to realise that Martin's universal rule that, 'everything in the world can be fixed with either Duck Tape or WD40', has its limitations.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 04, 2015, 02:44:52 PM
'Hey Gaffer, I'm returning that tape you lent me!'

or

مرحبا يا صديقي ، هل هذا رائع المملكة المتحدة حيث كل شيء مجانا ؟ ('Hello my friend is this the wonderful UK where everything is free?'

' أنا أفكر الملاحة الخاص بك هو في الخطأ ،  وهذا هو سوريا وأنت تحت الإقامة الجبرية "
('I am thinking your navigation is in error, this is Syria and you are under arrest')
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on October 04, 2015, 02:51:21 PM
I want my money back.
This tape was guaranteed
for 12 months.

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 04, 2015, 03:04:01 PM
Martin - I hope you are taping this?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on October 04, 2015, 04:01:35 PM
You have used so much gaffer tape fixing that heap, you could have spent less on a luxury yacht.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on October 04, 2015, 04:03:16 PM
'Just a trim please!'

Kray twins distracted whilst trying out new 'money with menaces techniques while Reggie releases new 'Help yourself' book.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 06, 2015, 07:57:14 PM
A
Sore
Posterior
Remedial
Operation
?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on October 06, 2015, 09:38:16 PM
'Tour de France team alert' Rogue 'Wedgie' pranksters on the prowl disguised as team support.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on October 06, 2015, 09:41:52 PM
team support surrupticiously renewing the rocket assist pack to get their rider back to the front of the pack.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on October 06, 2015, 10:45:26 PM
"I must be feeling nuts to hang out of the car like this!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 07, 2015, 10:59:48 AM
A new slant on the term 'Injecting enthusiasm in the team' ! O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 07, 2015, 11:00:43 AM
"I must be feeling nuts to hang out of the car like this!"

 {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on October 07, 2015, 01:26:13 PM
aspro's chief mechanic is not impressed with the duracell batteries hes having to replace half way through the race - the bunny lasted for ages he comments
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on October 07, 2015, 02:19:50 PM
Aspro demonstrate new mobile lavatory facility.
'Go on the go'.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on October 07, 2015, 04:18:26 PM
The cheek of it, what a bum job, but I'll stick with it
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on October 07, 2015, 04:42:01 PM
Sorry mate
I only flicked my fag out the window %)

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 07, 2015, 06:36:02 PM
'I know it's warm, but I told you to wear your shorts -those are the biggest blisters I have ever seen.'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 10, 2015, 09:17:07 PM

Quasimodo builds model yacht.

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 11, 2015, 10:20:06 AM
( one a week! )   :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on October 11, 2015, 11:20:00 PM
"CAMERA ! .... I knew I'd forgotten something...."  {-)
 
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on October 12, 2015, 08:23:39 PM
'Now which channel works the mainsail? If I wiggle my left thumb, will I remember?'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on October 12, 2015, 09:50:13 PM
At least one of the members entered into the spirit of the club "hide and seek" competition!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 15, 2015, 09:20:29 PM
 :-))

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on October 18, 2015, 05:01:29 PM
Recession has come to the clyde, as the newly inaugurated destroyer HMS dumass is shown to a rather unimpressed audience from the ministry of defence fiscal department, who later stated that they had overspent on it with the captains chair.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 18, 2015, 07:31:28 PM
Ex -First Captain of HMS Astute takes new command?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on October 21, 2015, 01:30:43 PM
greece and italy take delivery of their newest warship on a share system, it's all they could afford from the UK's decommisioned fleet
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 25, 2015, 08:55:08 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on October 25, 2015, 09:38:37 PM
"From maternity taxi in Bethlehem to mobile gun platform for a guy who wears trousers UNDER his shorts!!
My life just gets better and better!"


 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 25, 2015, 11:02:54 PM
'I know I am wearing a stupid uniform, but does my a s s  look big in this?'   

(I had to space it like this as the censor changed it to 'bottom'!!!) %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on October 26, 2015, 12:31:07 AM
Don't worry about the 2 legged soldier....how about the 4 legged bazooka platform with signal direction finder which is also transportable via a 4 legged donkey...... ;D... Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on October 26, 2015, 05:38:07 AM
40 years later I am pleased to introduce my fiancée

(http://i21.servimg.com/u/f21/15/37/42/64/ane_cu10.jpg) (http://www.servimg.com/view/15374264/3814)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on October 26, 2015, 08:27:20 AM
Where did you 'burro' that one from
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 26, 2015, 10:55:08 AM
Why should zebras get all the jokes about wearing pyjamas!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ian-mccaffrey on October 29, 2015, 01:59:18 AM
you look such an ASS

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 30, 2015, 07:22:19 PM
"Sorry officer, I was distracted by the sign!"

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 30, 2015, 08:41:43 PM
 
I'm sure we've had that one!   :kiss:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 30, 2015, 09:32:17 PM
When QM2 was short of a table off Bermuda - Nobby the chippy was determined to deliver it asap.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 30, 2015, 11:12:00 PM

Fastest table service in the Thames valley... if you till more than20%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on October 30, 2015, 11:36:40 PM
His model submarine was built on the table top - the glue had set before he realised it had spilled all over the table - but he was determined to give the submarine it's maiden voyage...
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on October 31, 2015, 01:13:56 AM
It'll do about 7 knots, flat out.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on October 31, 2015, 08:13:44 AM
His new craft was very sTABLE  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on October 31, 2015, 08:54:41 AM
When the navy asked for a new flat top - this is not what they were expecting
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on October 31, 2015, 11:18:45 AM
When the committee decided to table the motion, the clerk made a slight error in the transcription, so instead the motion was applied to the table.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 04, 2015, 09:41:51 PM
'Anyone seen Nemo?'

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on November 04, 2015, 11:02:16 PM
....pictured from the top, anticlock wise....ZIMMERMAN, SULK, CATNAP WOMAN.... {-) {-) {-)
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: BossMark on November 06, 2015, 09:07:55 AM
(http://i1224.photobucket.com/albums/ee374/rothwellwhite1/bossmarks%20pictures/fast-food-funnies-3_zpsv3qgw3nz.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 06, 2015, 03:43:36 PM

Boss, give someone else a chance to reply for a few days, otherwise it gets very confusing  :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on November 06, 2015, 04:01:10 PM
Don't see what a sign has to contribute to a random caption anyway.

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on November 07, 2015, 03:53:55 AM

Could it be a random sign??? %) %) %) %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 07, 2015, 04:59:03 AM
( one a week! )   :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on November 07, 2015, 09:32:01 AM
( one a week! )   :-))

Veggie or Human ?   %% %%

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 13, 2015, 02:32:17 PM

(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/121030-hudson-line-kb-145p.photoblog600.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on November 13, 2015, 02:55:53 PM
The tracking device worked then

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Klunk on November 13, 2015, 04:37:02 PM
boat for sale.....just a stone throw from the waters edge!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 13, 2015, 06:34:31 PM
 ok2
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on November 13, 2015, 08:29:57 PM
Virgin Trains new shape shifting loco unveiled
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on November 13, 2015, 08:46:17 PM
new train ferry unveiled...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on November 13, 2015, 10:31:30 PM
Press release from number 10 -


"New viaduct opens on time and under budget"



Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 14, 2015, 08:01:48 PM
'The motor cruiser moored at Platform 3 is the 1025 for Great Yarmouth'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 20, 2015, 06:43:27 PM
What you call being 'Tango-ed'?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on November 20, 2015, 07:43:27 PM
"The genetically engineered carrots are doing exceptionally well"  reports Government Minister.

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on November 20, 2015, 08:15:24 PM
The noêl father passed in the washing machine
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on November 20, 2015, 08:34:26 PM
CBBC unveils Pink Pointy Head the new station mascot
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on November 20, 2015, 08:43:24 PM
isnt that the starfish from spongebob?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 20, 2015, 09:18:54 PM
isnt that the starfish from spongebob?

YOU WATCH SPONGEBOB??  :((
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 20, 2015, 09:23:09 PM
Winter approaches and an avid Mayhemer refuses to give in to the weather as he ignores the pondside sniggers. ok2
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on November 20, 2015, 10:26:40 PM
YOU WATCH SPONGEBOB??  :((

Doesn't everybody ??????? %) %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 21, 2015, 02:56:47 AM
YOU WATCH SPONGEBOB??  :((

Yes!   :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 27, 2015, 07:42:42 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on November 27, 2015, 08:14:19 PM
I think the rear spoiler needs adjustment  :}.....just 1/2 a degree or so to minimise that stern down thrust  :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on November 27, 2015, 08:19:31 PM
Updated version of "J esus  Christ Superstar" to be performed on River Thames.   %%
(Stupid PC correction!! )
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 27, 2015, 09:39:54 PM
                                               :kiss:

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ian-mccaffrey on November 27, 2015, 10:29:05 PM

martin wasn't this picture taken at Wicksteed the year before last ?

......  and wasn't " Carwash " driving it
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on December 02, 2015, 05:21:37 PM
with permission of MMM
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on December 02, 2015, 05:22:44 PM







Have I got a what?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 02, 2015, 05:37:10 PM
 
3 seconds after the MMM team both bend down to retrieve the fallen fiver.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on December 02, 2015, 06:00:08 PM
Stavros told you to put WHAT motor in it WoW


Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Perkasaman2 on December 02, 2015, 06:06:19 PM
The only thing we don't sell is goggles.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 02, 2015, 06:17:07 PM
Y - M - C - A.......
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 02, 2015, 06:23:46 PM
MMM
Mobile Marine Minions


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: GAZOU on December 02, 2015, 06:46:40 PM
Oh la la

Wow here is MARTIN who arrives
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 02, 2015, 07:55:16 PM
'Would you like to see my nits?'   
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on December 04, 2015, 05:43:55 PM
WHATTTTTTT????, are you serious, the food stall has run out of bacon butties, I'd pull my hair out, but ive only these two left - see,

and the young ladies going 'cricky he's at it again'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 04, 2015, 06:27:28 PM
Y - M - C - A.......!

  {-)    {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 08, 2015, 05:51:34 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 08, 2015, 05:59:51 PM
Who switched the camouflage on :embarrassed:

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dpbarry on December 08, 2015, 11:23:09 PM
You muppet.. When I said 'light ere up'. I meant 'put the fut down and get us out of here.'


Declan  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 08, 2015, 11:32:10 PM
'Dear Mum and Dad, a General came to visit us today and we were decorated. Love Jimmy'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on December 09, 2015, 12:57:44 AM
LISTEN MAJOR - When I demanded light armour I did'nt mean..... >>:-(
 
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on December 09, 2015, 06:00:14 PM
Good we're now ready for the charge of the Light Brigade
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 09, 2015, 08:09:35 PM
'Excuse me Sir - the Royal Armoured Corps think it advisable that you stop calling these, 'fairy' lights!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 09, 2015, 08:43:14 PM
I said 'lets say Thanks in lights'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 12, 2015, 06:41:24 PM
'Methinks forsooth thy vessel is better served by an outrunner and lipo's - verily'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 12, 2015, 06:47:32 PM
Bacon Butties at the lake tomorrow,
Anyone up for it?
I'll bring my new scow.


Ned



Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on December 12, 2015, 07:40:45 PM
And thence he sayeth "thy steerage will be remiss, having to rely upon that miniscule rudder" ...
upon which I thrice smote him with my sturdy cane!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 12, 2015, 07:56:18 PM
And thence he sayeth "thy steerage will be remiss, having to rely upon that miniscule rudder" ...
upon which I thrice smote him with my sturdy cane!!

Why, so Sire, to be sure he deserveth such and perforce thy cane might be induced into his nether region whither any like rejoinder be spoke?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on December 12, 2015, 08:28:41 PM
This sounds more like Blackadder with every post!  {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on December 14, 2015, 12:04:33 PM
and how do thy control such a fine vessel
 
I hav a cunning plan, mlord  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 14, 2015, 02:53:34 PM
Wherefore my man? Methinks it might employ snail-ballasting?    (Groooooan! %))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 14, 2015, 04:55:13 PM
The lighting in this castle is dire.
Must ask Stav for a venue other than Norbreck.


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 14, 2015, 06:33:25 PM
 
Sorry your majesty, but thus is the IS your new Flag Ship.
 The plans veryly be one to one!


NB: What painting is it?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 14, 2015, 06:59:59 PM

Sorry your majesty, but thus is the IS your new Flag Ship.
 The plans veryly be one to one!
NB: What painting is it?[/color]

Wish I could remember Martin.  :((
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 14, 2015, 07:03:47 PM
(Man on right)  'One to One!  Gadzooks My Lord! I am bereft, and my pacemaker is requiring a new battery'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sparkey on December 14, 2015, 07:16:51 PM
 {-) You have invested all my money in this! I tell you this model boat caper will never catch on,stick to Tulips bulbs that's where the smart money is....Ray  {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 14, 2015, 07:24:16 PM
Fair play Klunk Boyo,
You've made a fine job.
My bangs in the guns will be a
fine sight at Wicky.
The Scots are watching us Ian
Maybe time for a dram.


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: John W E on December 14, 2015, 07:37:26 PM
Yes, M'Lord, the trend of this model building will catch on, but the trend of the britches you are wearing wont :-)

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 15, 2015, 07:04:46 PM
'Please do not call it a 'HULK' Sir Percy - that will make me mad, and you won't like me when I'm mad!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 15, 2015, 10:23:29 PM
This surely has great potential for the geniuses on here?

 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Colin Bishop on December 15, 2015, 10:28:13 PM
Aaaaargh! I made the keel too deep.......
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on December 16, 2015, 07:07:41 AM
This surely has great potential for the geniuses on here?


To quote the great Daffy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjB9jlDvUNM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjB9jlDvUNM)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 16, 2015, 12:23:43 PM
They  have found a cure for water on the brain - a tap on the head!  O0

(Just had an afterthought! Is that what we all suffer from?)  :D



...

'I've got it! I  am going to call you 'NAUTILUS' my darling and we will travel 20,000 leagues'.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on December 16, 2015, 12:31:59 PM
It's the only way I can see the water line. %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Perkasaman2 on December 16, 2015, 01:56:56 PM
Geronimo!It floats.  :}
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 16, 2015, 02:25:52 PM
I need a bit more wind.


Ned

 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on December 16, 2015, 04:25:35 PM
Keel-hauling the offender aint gonna work this time MISTER!
 
 
Regards,
 
Ray.
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 16, 2015, 06:46:00 PM
Who does he think he is - Archimedes?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on December 16, 2015, 08:12:25 PM
How long do I sit in this water before I shrink enough to board this yacht?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 23, 2015, 07:38:10 PM
'I'm up that creek again - anyone got a paddle - giggle'.  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 24, 2015, 04:33:09 PM
I'll just take a punt at the answer...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 24, 2015, 08:05:09 PM
Little do they know that I have gone through the bottom!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on December 29, 2015, 09:57:50 AM
Thanks to Brian 60 for this link
source https://www.facebook.com/847203248645656/photos/a.941076979258282.1073741837.847203248645656/941078059258174/?type=3&permPage=1



Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 29, 2015, 12:11:22 PM
 
Is that how Neptune looks these days?!?!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: SailorGreg on December 29, 2015, 03:04:23 PM
 No Martin, you've got the wrong guy - that's Davy Jones tucking something away in his Locker!   {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Norseman on December 29, 2015, 11:09:52 PM

Bob K said only today ...

'On only a couple of occasions in four years have I encountered something that preventative maintenance did not avert, and then the side of a lake is the last place I would want to start stripping things down and losing critical bits in the dirt.'

I guess this is the last place Bob  :}
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 31, 2015, 12:17:34 AM
'I'll get these stanchions vertical if it's the last thing I do!' 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hopeitfloats on December 31, 2015, 05:48:41 AM
it is my first build. i'll get better
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on January 02, 2016, 03:19:15 PM
if I can just straighten this bit - no one will notice the mess I made of the rest of it
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on January 02, 2016, 03:28:11 PM
page seven hundered million and thirty six, The Hitch Hikers Guide - addendum section - after adjusting the railings - help ralph (who has come in early off his holiday - kudos hawian shirt ralph) with sea floor construction.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 02, 2016, 04:24:57 PM
if I can just straighten this bit - no one will notice the mess I made of the rest of it

 {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Klunk on January 03, 2016, 07:39:01 AM
STOP PRESS......Man plays with boat underwater but is unaware of weirdos behind him
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 03, 2016, 06:45:11 PM
That photo looks like a ship modellers recurring nightmare! O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 03, 2016, 09:11:10 PM
 
OK, so it sunk on it maiden, doesn't mean it was finished!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 05, 2016, 05:26:16 PM
(http://i1.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/incoming/article10673597.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/JS79535762.jpg)
OK not 'model boat' related... but what a great photo!
http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/the-creation-manchester-internet-reacts-10675641#rlabs=10%20p$3
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: boneash on January 05, 2016, 07:20:15 PM
Why do the people laying in the road have twin sisters standing near them??
Are they part of the Mancurian rescue service?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 05, 2016, 08:17:02 PM
Shocking! One wouldn't see that in Tunbridge Wells - would one boneash?  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on January 05, 2016, 08:28:40 PM
NEWS item tonight has someone photo shopping this bloke in the middle of the road into mikes cistern chapel (puns intended).
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on January 05, 2016, 08:30:38 PM
Officer to man on floor, "let go of the pasty punk, greggs shut hours ago and I'm aving it"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: boneash on January 05, 2016, 08:31:21 PM
so true Nemo,

Could be Chat-ham tho' , I have heard !!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on January 05, 2016, 08:32:24 PM
or

Manchester street performers reinact the wars of the Roses, quality street was featured as was Heros.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on January 05, 2016, 08:34:44 PM
Arndale
The unique shopping experience.

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 05, 2016, 08:40:06 PM
'ere officer, I think I know you - don't you live in Letsby Avenue?   ok2
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Norseman on January 05, 2016, 09:17:40 PM
I am so impressed by the focus of the chap in blue. Completely concerned with the capsule he is lovingly preparing for his boat in a bottle.


Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on January 05, 2016, 09:46:17 PM

That pic, especially the guy not losing a drop from his glass, has got a lot of exposure in the Aussie media, not to mention facebook, with lots and lots of commentary  %% %% %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on January 06, 2016, 12:07:42 PM
That pic, especially the guy not losing a drop from his glass, has got a lot of exposure in the Aussie media, not to mention facebook, with lots and lots of commentary  %% %% %%
not really that difficult as its a bottle - check out the shadow.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on January 06, 2016, 12:20:49 PM
 :-))............. ya don't need a neck to be a giraffe......................

PS...I liked the shelia in the Red dress & Black Russian fox fur stole...............Derek.... :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on January 09, 2016, 12:55:35 PM
I first thought it was dave spikey from phoenix nights, then I started to play the ' how many police officers are in the picture'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: richald on January 09, 2016, 01:11:17 PM
'ere officer, I think I know you - don't you live in Letsby Avenue?   ok2

There actually IS a Letsby Avenue in Sheffield and it has a South Yorkshire Police building on it!

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Letsby Ave, Sheffield, South Yorkshire S9/@53.3957542,-1.3996436,163m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x487977c3772a9353:0xa4b1e940b7ae6f81 (https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Letsby Ave, Sheffield, South Yorkshire S9/@53.3957542,-1.3996436,163m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m2!3m1!1s0x487977c3772a9353:0xa4b1e940b7ae6f81)

Richard
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 09, 2016, 08:31:18 PM
'Ah-harr, this must be the East Midlands Jim lad'



Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on January 09, 2016, 08:37:47 PM
Nottingham Canal m'Duck
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on January 10, 2016, 01:14:27 AM
We need a bigger boat
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on January 10, 2016, 10:31:10 AM
Who ya gonna call - "DuckBusters"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 10, 2016, 11:27:11 AM
New child-friendly DUKW revealed.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on January 10, 2016, 03:41:09 PM
then I started to play the ' how many police officers are in the picture'

Really surprised the rivet counters didn't take this one - its 5 - 2male and 2 female and one of indeterminate gender though more than likely by the shape of his leg male.

oh oh, I hear mcoys song starting to ring in my ears - something about a convoy and rubber duck and swindle sheets
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 14, 2016, 10:04:27 PM
 :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on January 14, 2016, 10:26:10 PM
Thames river authorities say the water sample was quite satisfactory. %% %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on January 15, 2016, 01:52:54 AM
To me it suggests a new way to tap a keg on a Barvarian or Swiss streamlet   O0.......they are both earing shorts [short trousers that is] ....

It is not a jug being filled, but a 2 litre stein.....others are shown as part filled .......the tappers hat, together with the oarsman's braces give it away

Having said that.... how about ..''Klaus......ya head is nein good you have too much gas turned on".....%)  ............ Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on January 15, 2016, 09:45:59 AM
The new bar on the ferry had, paradoxically, reduced the maximum number of passengers carried.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 15, 2016, 10:48:44 AM
Herman would let nothing get in the way of his daily tipple.  ok2
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on January 15, 2016, 01:03:36 PM
Karl Was just priming the new Beer Engine, he said it was a new way to get a head.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 15, 2016, 01:45:13 PM
Here we have Adolf demonstrating his Bierbarelpumpenuntlitelspillenuntfoamenschnellboot. Ja? :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on January 15, 2016, 01:56:45 PM
We're gonna need a bigger toilet %%


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 22, 2016, 08:20:49 PM
Tango'ed again eh?

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 22, 2016, 08:31:58 PM
 
Hey!   It's Patrick Star!

(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/Patrick_Star.png)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 23, 2016, 10:23:11 AM
Beldar has found new work on offshore rigs!

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: canabus on January 28, 2016, 11:57:34 AM
Dear Customers!!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 30, 2016, 03:26:49 PM
Rumours of a galleon loaded with gold were somewhat suspicious when the weed got too bad to sail.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 30, 2016, 04:36:10 PM
 
The annual 'Sweeping the club water' was well attended this year!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on January 30, 2016, 05:05:33 PM
Catchers all lined up for straight running training.


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on January 30, 2016, 05:29:12 PM
Under water golf has seemed such a good idea in the bar last night.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: richald on January 30, 2016, 06:01:28 PM
Allotment Weeding Team caught out by heavy shower ....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Big Ada on January 30, 2016, 07:14:40 PM
All trying the Magician Dynamos trick of walking on water.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Norseman on January 30, 2016, 07:38:40 PM
So far the annual witch dunking gala was a great success and none had yet surfaced. It has been noted that swimbos always agree larger build finances after the gala  O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 30, 2016, 07:58:01 PM
The Club's challenging re-enactment of 'A Scene from the Bible involving water' was a great success.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on January 30, 2016, 08:44:45 PM
Under water golf has seemed such a good idea in the bar last night.


Oh yes!   :-)) :-)) {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on January 30, 2016, 09:13:21 PM
Picture of Cambridge boat team - re-inacting the spectacular failure of yesteryear, to save on a life guard it was done in a shallow pool.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on January 30, 2016, 09:14:13 PM
the underwater croquet match was only called off after they realised they could see neither the hoops nor the balls.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on January 30, 2016, 09:15:04 PM
UN helpful comment from the camera man, ' you do realise you paddle from inside a boat'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 31, 2016, 11:53:19 AM
 {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on January 31, 2016, 12:54:50 PM
Num nuts who should have used locknuts prop dipping %%


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on January 31, 2016, 09:44:40 PM
I know the world needs food, but I don't think this pond is suitable for a rice paddy field.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 01, 2016, 05:49:08 PM
(http://i.imgbox.com/yUmOuraa.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/yUmOuraa)
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Post by: dougal99 on February 01, 2016, 07:49:28 PM
Chuck's do it yourself vasectomy started out ok...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Chaos32 on February 01, 2016, 08:10:23 PM
Now i can be in two places at the same time  %% %% %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 01, 2016, 08:29:57 PM
TEXAS CHAINSAW CASTRATION?
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Post by: tigertiger on February 02, 2016, 03:43:18 AM
Dudley is a rare case, as he suffers from both schizophrenia and body dis-morphia at the same time.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 02, 2016, 10:55:52 AM
Chief candidate for the Darwin award
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Post by: warspite on February 02, 2016, 10:58:09 AM
And more to the point, why's he not wearing a helmet, - oh i see, he's about to take his off (to be moderated ?  :police: %) :embarrassed: )
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 02, 2016, 04:11:51 PM
               
                   <*<
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 02, 2016, 07:18:36 PM
What  %) - we were all thinking it ;D
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Norseman on February 02, 2016, 09:02:57 PM
Dudley idly wondered why, after a life drinking vodka, his wife had suddenly demanded Snowballs tonight? Ah well, back to work >>>>>>>>>>
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 02, 2016, 09:04:05 PM
How dangerous is that? No eye or hearing  protection either!  >:-o

BTW - I just found his bike!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on February 02, 2016, 11:16:16 PM
Easy ,

That is, a Do it yourself, front wheel belt drive, motor bike conversion  O0 O0 :-)) :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 02, 2016, 11:18:00 PM
 I bet he has no trouble cutting through the traffic.   %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 02, 2016, 11:29:12 PM
He's at it again!

I warned him but he said 'No worries, I never put a foot wrong'!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hopeitfloats on February 03, 2016, 09:14:35 AM
quick way to build a hull
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on February 03, 2016, 01:10:23 PM
brings a whole new meaning to getting carved up in traffic.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Arrow5 on February 03, 2016, 03:30:46 PM
He's at it again!

I warned him but he said 'No worries, I never put a foot wrong'!
  So why do they call him "Limpy" then ? {:-{
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 03, 2016, 06:31:33 PM
'STUMPY' more like! O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on February 04, 2016, 12:37:03 PM
He probably just wants to be footloose.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 04, 2016, 02:20:05 PM
Being a Sunday with the Model Shop shut, Crazy Andy chose to make his own deck strips!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 07, 2016, 09:19:10 PM
'Belt up ewe!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Norseman on February 07, 2016, 09:42:15 PM
Yes, every Saturday night she disappears, then early Sunday mornings I find her wandering around Bethedsa with that same blank look on her face.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 08, 2016, 01:01:21 PM
driver to other driver, ha yea, my mates couldn't get one from ann summers - so got me this instead
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 08, 2016, 04:00:54 PM
Or - 'Just been down to M&S for a new wooly jumper mate'.  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on February 08, 2016, 04:10:29 PM
Never bid on EBay for cheap Sheepskin Car Seat Covers,--- Buyer collects  {-) {-)


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 08, 2016, 06:49:01 PM
'Every time I say 'Baaaah', you don't have to reply 'HUMBUG'!   ok2
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Norseman on February 08, 2016, 11:09:15 PM
Yes, you have to be minted to afford knitwear from M&S  :embarrassed:

Oops - that was a reply to three posts back
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 09, 2016, 12:49:37 PM
.Baaaaa. Please don't say that 'M'-word!'    :(( :(( {:-{
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 09, 2016, 07:32:54 PM
M&S's new range, self assembly jumper and a weeks/months worth of lamb products
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on February 09, 2016, 09:25:25 PM
I no the passenger is wearing a belt, but I din't want to look sheepish
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 09, 2016, 10:05:05 PM
M&S's new range, self assembly jumper and a weeks/months worth of lamb products

'Ah - but is it scratch-built?' ok2
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Norseman on February 09, 2016, 10:20:37 PM
No, it's a semi knit  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 10, 2016, 09:29:35 PM
'He is not pulling the wool over my eyes - I know where he is taking me -gulp!'   :((
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on February 10, 2016, 09:35:56 PM
The guy selling the car said it was a Lamborghini  O0




Ned

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 10, 2016, 09:57:09 PM
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Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 11, 2016, 12:11:54 PM
The instructions say to boil wash for 4 hours
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on February 11, 2016, 12:45:10 PM
Denzil's new ho looked a little sheepish
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Hellboy Paul on February 11, 2016, 01:35:08 PM
The guy selling the car said it was a Lamborghini  O0



I am afraid I don't believe ewe....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 11, 2016, 01:43:27 PM
'Hm. This taxi-driver just made a ewe-turn - I think he's trying to fleece me!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on February 11, 2016, 09:26:58 PM
Driver, I want to go to Lambeth, drop me out side Woolworths I need some Baaaas of soap.  %)



God I need to get out more. %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Crossie on February 11, 2016, 09:49:23 PM

 I don't know wether to laugh or cry,
                                                            Trevor
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on February 12, 2016, 02:24:57 AM
Driver, I want to go to Lambeth, drop me out side Woolworths I need some Baaaas of soap.  %)



I suppose you are looking for ba-a-a-a-a-a-gain priced soap  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 12, 2016, 07:15:37 AM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on February 12, 2016, 07:28:09 AM
Martin....

1. Was this image taken in the Dead Sea?
2. If so, is there any connotation to a Lady named Mary riding on a donkey all of those 2016 years ago?

I cannot quite see  %) any of the 3 bright lights........maybe after dark ;D

Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on February 12, 2016, 07:54:22 AM
Whats up  :o :o

there are Dog boats  O0 O0

why not Donkey boats :-)) :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on February 12, 2016, 08:18:33 AM
The Donkey Engine became redundant with the advent of the outboard  <:( <:(


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hopeitfloats on February 12, 2016, 08:26:26 AM
how do you start this thing

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on February 12, 2016, 08:43:25 AM
Eee-aw ee-aw, 'e always takes the boat out on Sunday
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 12, 2016, 10:21:33 AM
oh - new meaning to 'assing about in the boat'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on February 12, 2016, 12:39:10 PM
Anyone seen my JACKET.  %) %) %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 12, 2016, 12:44:05 PM
He looks like he's lost. Maybe he should have brought his CompAss?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 12, 2016, 12:45:02 PM
It must be near Christmas as he is waiting for Muletide.   %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 12, 2016, 02:00:06 PM
 
               {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 12, 2016, 09:19:50 PM
'My master, Senor Gonzales, he say he go burro a tool kit, he no come back, me starving - Caramba!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 12, 2016, 09:59:19 PM
Bottom was having a very bad dream! %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Norseman on February 12, 2016, 11:38:41 PM
I want to claim political Assylum please.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 12, 2016, 11:47:55 PM
I want to claim political Assylum please.
:police:  i'll MULE it over
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 12, 2016, 11:51:07 PM
it must be a mersey ferry - a long eared lover from liverpool
 
i,ve found your jacket - need it to add protection from the cutting remarks about the above joke
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Norseman on February 13, 2016, 02:08:32 AM
it must be a mersey ferry - a long eared lover from liverpool

Oy!
It can't be a Mersey ferry. I was once asked why Blackpool had donkeys and Liverpool had Scousers? Apparently Blackpool had the first choice.
Tickled me that did and I'm Scouse.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 13, 2016, 09:57:55 AM
My Master calls me Donkey Oaty!   At first I thought it was because I eat a lot of them!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 13, 2016, 03:00:18 PM
Yes, it is an assault boat!  O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Norseman on February 13, 2016, 03:19:27 PM
That's Assailable  :D
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 17, 2016, 10:38:46 AM
 ;)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Bob K on February 17, 2016, 11:07:37 AM
Captain Pigwash ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Norseman on February 17, 2016, 11:14:10 AM
As Pigboats go this is really going to suck as a submarine.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Crossie on February 17, 2016, 12:55:09 PM

 That boat looks becalmed to me- - - the aforementioned Cap'n Pigwash must be waiting for a sow'esterly,

                                                      Trevor
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on February 17, 2016, 01:32:01 PM
Aaaar, I lost me front trotter to the soup dragon!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Crossie on February 17, 2016, 01:55:13 PM

 lucky he didn't go the whole hog!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on February 17, 2016, 02:18:01 PM
Oive lost me bearings
Is this the Hamble or the Hamoaze ?


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Crossie on February 17, 2016, 04:19:00 PM

 Oh, you're way off course Ned! This is Hamworthy Bay!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on February 17, 2016, 04:31:16 PM
Don't you recognise a Royal Naval Officer ?

Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 17, 2016, 07:35:50 PM
Trotters international Trading has gone into the Marine Market, but if Del-Boy tries to hog the business, Rodney says he will definately get the chop.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 17, 2016, 08:16:25 PM
is the picture from catchphrase and you have to say what you see - or is it a HAM fisted way of getting funny comments  :D
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 17, 2016, 10:07:00 PM
'Our bosun was as thick as a short plank, so I used ours to get rid of him, snort,snort!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on February 18, 2016, 10:55:08 PM
I were known as Captain Hook, but ye have t' keep up wi't the times.  Now I be known as
Captain Mega-Blaster Super-Soaker

Har Har
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 20, 2016, 11:59:29 PM
 O0

(https://scontent.fman1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/12745938_1115113288523404_3070266978363583262_n.jpg?oh=c2ec278801d910bd2c1136966da396d8&oe=575B44A6)
https://www.facebook.com/beingmarinr/photos/a.1008593532508714.1073741828.1007953812572686/1115113288523404/?type=3&theater
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on February 21, 2016, 12:39:01 AM
Clearly the colours & stack profile of the Carnival Line vessels  {-).... Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on February 21, 2016, 02:13:26 AM

Stupid Builder, >:-o >:-o >:-o

The hydrofoils are to be placed on the bottom of the hull not on the top >>:-( >>:-( <*< <*<
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Norseman on February 21, 2016, 12:55:55 PM
Stavros was pleased with his big paint job and now his eyes turned to the lifeboats. 'Orange is so passé these days' and he reached for a vibrant lime.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: JimG on February 21, 2016, 01:01:21 PM
The new tail fin colours for the Navy's new answer to the red arrows.

Jim
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 21, 2016, 02:27:50 PM
Sorry folks! Moved to 'UGLY' ships thread? Martin.  O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on February 21, 2016, 02:39:53 PM
Must take a very large bloke to wind them motors up
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 21, 2016, 02:47:03 PM
'Sorry Sir, and  Madam, you cannot be allowed on board as you do not have shaven heads, tattooed arms (or heads), and are not wearing garish enough shell-suits and trainers!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 21, 2016, 03:50:03 PM
Chief designer - "who the heck put lifeboats in between the funnels on this double width hulled cruise liner"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 21, 2016, 07:20:46 PM
See what happens when you put INSPIRATION and FANTASY together?    %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on February 22, 2016, 12:10:14 AM
Guys.....when I mentioned 'Carnival Line vessels' ....I meant two vessels moored side by side  O0

Look at the line of the deck stern of the stacks.....the vessel on the right is some 2 to 3 meters FWD of her mate on the left

Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on February 22, 2016, 12:29:39 AM
Derek,

My goodness  :o :o are you saying she had twins O0 O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on February 22, 2016, 12:43:24 AM
Maybe a Photoshop job?  %)....................Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 22, 2016, 07:24:21 PM
Guys.....when I mentioned 'Carnival Line vessels' ....I meant two vessels moored side by side  O0

Look at the line of the deck stern of the stacks.....the vessel on the right is some 2 to 3 meters FWD of her mate on the left

Derek

Yea, and another MAJOR clue is the lifeboats between  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 22, 2016, 07:29:49 PM
.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 22, 2016, 07:38:02 PM
Keep a good look out mable, that b-@@dy toads about here somewhere
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 22, 2016, 07:39:12 PM
I heard that captain pig wash is also around somewhere up top
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 22, 2016, 07:41:16 PM
'Know what Hammie? On reflection, I think this Trans Atlantic Row idea was a bit ambitious!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on March 03, 2016, 08:21:38 PM
Instead of a 'caption' - what about a translation of the 'conversation' between these two twins?  {-)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JmA2ClUvUY
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on March 03, 2016, 10:26:04 PM
Keep making that noise and we'll end up on youtube
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 07, 2016, 07:12:59 PM
(https://scontent.fman1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpl1/v/t1.0-9/12729222_10201290289335928_460410869531924982_n.jpg?oh=b8fa80f5d77d654b4f6cd0a807d6c15d&oe=5764AAB6)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on March 08, 2016, 01:31:07 AM
After 2 years of collecting part works, Mr Johnson realised he still had a long way to go to complete his DIY flying boat.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on March 08, 2016, 02:34:19 AM
 
Original prototype flight simulator O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on March 08, 2016, 07:02:25 PM
In the real world - cyote is dapper and wears a shirt and tie in whatever the weather is, here he is see trying to get his nemesis roadrunner who has taken to the water to circumvent cyote, cyote has also misjudged the distance from the pack of explosives (two very large crates worth) and his location, and is observed by the offduty staff of warner brothers who were just talking to roadrunner and are seen at a suitable distance, they are taking the precaution of being in the water, and so is born one of the iconic battles in animation history - I thank you.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Norseman on March 08, 2016, 08:04:28 PM
In the never ceasing battle to cut Pilots pay and hours R#an A#r tried a novel idea - The Injection Seat!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on March 08, 2016, 09:53:49 PM
Jules Verne had travelled back to the time man first evolved from the sea.
The pterodactyl seemed to have taken on a rather odd shape though!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 16, 2016, 11:47:32 PM
 :-)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/d1/85/e1/d185e1dd91b334acfe01c1508ebc672f.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on April 16, 2016, 11:56:45 PM
Boat house "fore sail"  {-) {-) {-) :P

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on April 17, 2016, 01:56:14 AM
 :o....would be a buggar of a job changing the sheets on the top two berths  >>:-( ......... Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on April 17, 2016, 10:14:09 AM
Hey dad, every time I go to sleep I get a 'sinking'  feeling!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on April 17, 2016, 11:32:17 AM
:o ....would be a buggar of a job changing the sheets on the top two berths  >>:-( ......... Derek


Main sheets or bed sheets  %% %%


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on April 17, 2016, 12:26:25 PM
Sorry Ned.......it appeared to be  a nautical bedroom for six-tuplets ....so yes I did mean the bed sheets in the top two births  :-)).... Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on April 17, 2016, 01:53:21 PM
I think the wallpaper could do with a few more boats.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 17, 2016, 02:19:33 PM
Naa, its just 'tacky'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on April 17, 2016, 02:30:52 PM
Naa, its just 'tacky'


No need to jibe. %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sharkbite0 on April 17, 2016, 08:25:58 PM
hotel mayhem for the discerning model boater  :} 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: coolbumble on April 17, 2016, 08:55:27 PM

The governments latest proposal for building on flood plains !
 :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on April 18, 2016, 01:32:03 AM
MODs latest plans for the Navy, dream on.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on April 24, 2016, 08:47:19 PM
 {:-{

(http://i.huffpost.com/gen/928646/thumbs/o-PA15475554-570.jpg?6)
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/01/06/boat-captain-pleasure-boat-wedged_n_2420905.html
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on April 24, 2016, 08:52:58 PM
A 'Bridge too far' ??
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Hellboy Paul on April 24, 2016, 08:53:52 PM
See, I told you it would fit %% %% {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on April 24, 2016, 09:00:21 PM
' "Take the starboard arch Brian", you said, "Of course I'm sure Brian" you said, and " It says so on the chart Brian" you said,  -'You !@>77* stupid boy!'.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Crossie on April 24, 2016, 09:09:11 PM

 The arch enemy of the citizens of Chertsey attempts to sever their road link to Shepperton!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug Hercules Fireman on April 24, 2016, 09:10:03 PM
Amsterdam Canal Bridge and the Little Boat that Thought it Could.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Norseman on April 25, 2016, 02:44:32 PM
You did the same thing at Potter Heigham last year!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on April 25, 2016, 02:57:34 PM
A 'Bridge too far' ??


No
A bridge too low  %)


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on April 25, 2016, 04:22:31 PM
Wife "you see what happens when you say that's 6 inches"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on April 25, 2016, 10:08:13 PM
Boat theives attempts to hide boat fails.

Skipper's mate: When is high tide?

Skipper: About bloomin now >>:-(
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on April 26, 2016, 08:51:51 PM
Brian realised too late that the speck of dirt on the plans was a decimal point, then to make matters even worse, he found his workshop flooded!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on April 27, 2016, 08:04:37 PM
More MOD cutbacks?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on April 28, 2016, 12:22:40 PM

 :o :o :o :o

Gulliver returns US Battleship to America single handed  O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: plastic on April 28, 2016, 01:11:34 PM
Complaints after US sailors are fed 'safe' GM food.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Crossie on April 28, 2016, 01:13:17 PM
 Despite the warnings, the constant use of growth hormones in the feed of livestock and poultry had far reaching consequences!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on April 28, 2016, 03:28:56 PM
Latest toy with a Happy Meal  O0

If you don't know what a Happy Meal is,
then you ain't a grandparent or you're vegan.
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on April 28, 2016, 07:07:05 PM
Small stealth craft are being trialled with the usn, though I think the designers read to much into the brief
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug Hercules Fireman on April 28, 2016, 07:09:54 PM
Trump's new Navy will find You.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: plastic on April 28, 2016, 07:13:57 PM
US Naval Architects have difficulty converting plans to metric.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on May 01, 2016, 09:18:31 PM
'This is your Captain speaking. Can anyone tell me if they can see where we are going?'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on May 01, 2016, 09:40:59 PM
Did you screw the keel weight on Fist mate?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on May 01, 2016, 10:58:00 PM
On the starboard side it says 'Primsoll Line'   :}
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on May 02, 2016, 07:52:43 AM
The crew's quarters are three down and four across.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on May 02, 2016, 08:41:50 AM
That's a lorra lorra dinner services. {-)


Ned




Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on May 02, 2016, 09:21:28 AM
You want which one off first?!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on May 02, 2016, 09:24:18 AM
  Ring, Ring..............Hello, Cut Price Cruises,.....  Yes madam ALL the cabins are the same size.  %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 02, 2016, 10:39:37 AM
Ooooo, who's up for a game of tetras
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on May 02, 2016, 10:59:37 AM
'Captain Sir, we have a man overboard!'

'Tough!' 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on May 05, 2016, 05:03:19 PM
'Sorry chaps, we have to return to port as Container No.326 is in the wrong place'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: essex2visuvesi on May 05, 2016, 05:17:55 PM
Hobbyking UK is expecting its next big delivery
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on May 05, 2016, 05:27:59 PM
Hobbyking UK back orders  :embarrassed:
Doomed to travel round the world
until the customers get fed up and buy
elsewhere %)


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on May 05, 2016, 06:54:20 PM
'Thank you Mr Dali, but your services will no longer be required'
 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 05, 2016, 07:07:06 PM
Ooooo, who's up for a game of Tetris?!

             {-)    {-)     {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 05, 2016, 07:11:31 PM
Hobbyking UK back orders  :embarrassed:
Doomed to travel round the world
until the customers get fed up and buy
elsewhere %)
Ned

              {-)    {-)      {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: meechingman on May 05, 2016, 08:59:42 PM
'Thank you Mr Dali, but your services will no longer be required'


What did you expect? The new guy's CV clearly stated that his only painting job was doing zebra crossings!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: plastic on May 06, 2016, 09:20:36 AM
The new & experimental Origami-class ships seem to have some teething problems.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on May 06, 2016, 01:48:23 PM
Bassett's new Allsort.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 06, 2016, 04:22:07 PM

The theory is, half the camouflage works really well in the day .....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: JayDee on May 06, 2016, 04:51:07 PM
 

That boat is in the Zebra Class.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on May 06, 2016, 05:16:20 PM
Would that be stripeymcstripe face?  %%  or has the horizontal hold gone again?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on May 06, 2016, 05:23:27 PM
Just got a signal from Pompey,
The dockyard mateys were told
not to use the striped paint.


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on May 06, 2016, 06:05:38 PM
The Captain complained that he had a headache each time he visited his office and got totally lost when he went on deck!

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 16, 2016, 02:22:44 PM
(https://scontent-frt3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13177829_1113822391996180_732907584466952322_n.jpg?oh=43519d1da99699797920724f9c3a269c&oe=57E29AE9)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on May 16, 2016, 02:29:37 PM
Quite strong these Tamiya trucks aren't they.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on May 16, 2016, 04:20:11 PM
New French Amphibian Vessel demonstrates manouverability.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on May 16, 2016, 04:44:17 PM
New Tow arriving for the Balne Moor Pro Am {-)


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 16, 2016, 05:22:28 PM
 
 Average model boat .... but those 1:96 scale people look Real!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: inertia on May 16, 2016, 06:55:57 PM
M. L'Espagnol steadfastly refused to admit that the "1.48" label on his rule was the price and not the scale.....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on May 16, 2016, 07:40:23 PM
Tug Kenny's wife scolded him for building a scale village to drive his trucks about in.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 16, 2016, 07:58:43 PM
Hey guys I see the hospitality cruise ship for wicksteed is on its way
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on May 16, 2016, 08:08:29 PM
Must have been a very high tide to dump the boat there...no wonder there's property for sale (left of picture)  8)

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug-Kenny on May 17, 2016, 10:37:10 AM

It's very difficult to find the right scale boat to use on my Truck.

ken

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on May 18, 2016, 12:22:33 PM
'Look son - a battleship'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 18, 2016, 04:17:41 PM
 
Only three straps?!??!    I use more than that to hold the Mayhem marquee down at Wicksteed!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on May 18, 2016, 04:23:43 PM
This is what happens when satnav goes wrong.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on May 18, 2016, 10:17:16 PM

Modern day Amphibian.

Able to travel on land and water. O0 O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on May 29, 2016, 10:24:58 PM
Covert papparazzi in dazzle camouflage
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on May 29, 2016, 10:34:27 PM
Klunk Klunk Ive found Phil's missing teeth


Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: KevinM on May 29, 2016, 10:51:04 PM
"the sail boat is at the other end!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on May 30, 2016, 12:52:38 AM

That's funny I can't  see anything {:-{ {:-{

WoW the lens cap is still on  >>:-( >>:-(
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 30, 2016, 02:40:35 PM
 (http://i.imgbox.com/il6RXzGb.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: J.beazley on May 30, 2016, 02:58:24 PM
Wondered how long it would take for this to appear  <:(


I'm reinventing tethered boating  :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on May 30, 2016, 04:34:35 PM
Sports commentator (on the microphone, standing next to the baby buggy): "... and here the Shipmate team are preparing to hand over in the 'tug' boat relay"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on May 30, 2016, 04:39:18 PM
Boy to his dad: "Dad, why is that man pulling that boat along with a piece of string?"
Dad: "Son, have you ever tried pushing a boat along with a piece of string?"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: KevinM on May 30, 2016, 04:59:58 PM
Well its still remote control :)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 30, 2016, 05:09:41 PM
Boy to his dad: "Dad, why is that man pulling that boat along with a piece of string?"
Dad: "Son, have you ever tried pushing a boat along with a piece of string?"

 {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 30, 2016, 05:21:01 PM

"Is that String the radio control daddy?"

"Not sure. 27Mhz is 11 meters, 40 MHz is 7.4 meters, 2.4GHz is 28.8 to 32 mm....... so dunno son?!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 30, 2016, 05:23:01 PM
 
Bob, "If that thing fouls the footpath, you're paying the fine!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on May 30, 2016, 05:45:15 PM
Don't look like a dog class tug to me Daddy


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 30, 2016, 05:49:53 PM
And here we are at 'tugs', the judge is asking the contestant to parade his tug boat before him - a tense moment - will he be best in show, or will he be disqualified for not having a tug
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on May 30, 2016, 06:03:26 PM
Walkies...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on May 31, 2016, 12:38:14 AM
Simple it is not a

Man-O-War 

but a

Tug-O-War
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on May 31, 2016, 02:35:39 AM
Simple it is not a

Man-O-War 

but a

Tug-O-War


 %) Groan!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on May 31, 2016, 11:17:24 AM
'That's it! You should have it pond-trained in no time'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on May 31, 2016, 02:17:18 PM
When you said 'we're going on the pull', I had something different in mind!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: J.beazley on May 31, 2016, 07:12:23 PM
You lot crack me up, im having a good laugh reading all the comments from me pulling the Mersey  {-) {-)


Jay
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Fubar on May 31, 2016, 07:23:00 PM
Come on.... IT'S MY GO NOW!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 31, 2016, 07:52:18 PM
Guy in the background ' look son these blokes don't know you can get RC gear to make boats this big go on their own'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on May 31, 2016, 09:58:15 PM
Yes! If I stand like this the picture's great.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 31, 2016, 10:14:28 PM
........... and the cha cha cha goes like this
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Shipmate60 on June 01, 2016, 08:03:30 AM
The "lengths" some people will go to "string" along for the Wicksteed model boat relay.


Bob
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on June 01, 2016, 09:38:10 AM
That knitted bow fender didn't last long  !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on June 01, 2016, 10:17:55 AM
'Look Daddy - a tug-boat!' %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 01, 2016, 02:36:06 PM
That knitted bow fender didn't last long  !

      {-)     {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on June 01, 2016, 03:00:28 PM
Pass it to me,
Trust me I am a tug engineer :embarrassed:


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: JayDee on June 01, 2016, 03:09:39 PM
 

    White String - - - here is the White crystal !!.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on June 01, 2016, 03:51:44 PM
Garbled message from the PA
Should have read
'Time for the Springer Race'


Not Stringer :o


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on June 02, 2016, 04:49:10 PM
Our pond-weed expert, whose previous attempts proved futile, advances with his latest nuclear device.
*Note anti-radiation protection*
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on June 02, 2016, 04:52:33 PM
Beats a bit of string anyday.


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on June 03, 2016, 04:15:24 AM
Beats a bit of string anyday.


Ned


Yes, you can push with this one.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on June 03, 2016, 08:49:53 PM
Pusher tug - on a budget. {-) {-)


or


Forerunner to radio control :embarrassed:

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on June 06, 2016, 12:01:24 PM
Members might be interested in the origin of my latest caption entry.
It was taken at our annual Club Challenge  Competition held a few weeks ago. With thanks to Chris Monk.

This challenge is to rescue a barge that has broken away from its moorings and presents a threat to shipping (think Thunderbirds meets the RNLI)

The contest is a timed run for single skippers and teams of up to 3 skippers. The idea is to make a boat or boats capable of retrieving the barge and stopping it at a dock we will provide. The barge is 900mm long 200mm wide.

There is no limit on motors, batteries or design, just as long as your rescuing boat is less than 18” long. You can push, pull or tow it into position but if you sink it you are going in to get it and you are deemed to have sunk yourself! There are strong hand rails on both the bow and stern for you to couple on to and steel plates if you fancy using magnets. There will also be some metal bollards.

The competition format is this:

The barge is held to a marker buoy at one end of the pond and the competitor or team is at the other end. When the word is given and the stopwatch started the barge will be released and the team will sail to get it. You will then bring it back under your boats power to the dock avoiding any obstacles and stop with the barge alongside the quay between two markers. The clock stops when the barge is stationary. Quickest time wins.

This is not so much a test of outright speed and power but of control and communication between the team members.

Nemo made 3rd with his Springer 'train' :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on June 23, 2016, 03:20:21 PM
 ;)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 23, 2016, 04:09:52 PM
 
My money is on the Tug!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on June 23, 2016, 05:43:11 PM
I'm sure this is where I planted those spuds in the spring.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on June 23, 2016, 06:12:42 PM
This Dowsing stick is the business :embarrassed:


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on June 23, 2016, 06:27:24 PM
Only 2 more steps to that deep hole George!  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 23, 2016, 06:45:48 PM
 
Guide  dog  boat?!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 23, 2016, 08:16:02 PM
Well George, that will teach you not to charge the batteries before we left
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 23, 2016, 08:18:53 PM
It's later in life, and Gulliver reminisces about liliput, then he remembers his doctors advice about getting water on the knee, and then he remembers he is not as young as he used to be and what effect running water has on his bladder - oops - to late
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on June 24, 2016, 07:49:38 PM
Sigh! - I told him a theodolite was no use on a moving ship!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 24, 2016, 08:04:13 PM
I know you spent ages altering the length of the steering toggle on the transmitter, but you do know it only works ABOVE the water.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 25, 2016, 04:06:12 PM
 

(http://i.imgbox.com/YYAj9RQe.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/YYAj9RQe)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on June 25, 2016, 04:23:14 PM
Looks like I will have to order some more blue esc's .


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 25, 2016, 06:17:04 PM
ok - who thinks it was a good idea to play with the domino's
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 25, 2016, 07:24:36 PM

"..... Gesundheit!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on June 25, 2016, 08:42:53 PM
 ok2
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on June 26, 2016, 02:28:00 AM
The skipper tried new and innovative ways of getting under the low bridge outside the harbour.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 26, 2016, 11:59:17 AM
Bob, I didn't say it was the bottom one
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 26, 2016, 11:59:49 AM
Well - that's a game of jenga that didn't go well
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 26, 2016, 04:12:52 PM
 
"I think we may have taken that last turn bit sharp number one."
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on June 26, 2016, 04:25:01 PM
your car is fine - its in the white container near the bottom.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on June 26, 2016, 05:45:14 PM
Oh Oh! Another shift to the right.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on June 28, 2016, 07:44:43 PM
 :}  'I think it must have rained overnight dear!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on June 29, 2016, 03:24:23 AM
I told you not to get that boat wet. <*<
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on July 04, 2016, 05:13:56 PM
Saw these two where I live, the other day.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on July 04, 2016, 11:25:22 PM

When I grow up I want to be just like my big brother.

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on July 05, 2016, 09:02:20 AM
Cars of the Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood  :police:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 05, 2016, 09:25:26 AM
I told you that Hand Car Wash was dodgy  8)


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 05, 2016, 01:58:12 PM

Car equivalent of a Freefall escape lifeboat?!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 05, 2016, 06:07:50 PM
'I do wish Grumpy would park his car elsewhere!'

'Dad, it's not Grumpy's car, it's Sneezy's' 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 08, 2016, 11:21:15 AM
My Gran has given up stealing road-signs and is into modelling now - ship-modelling!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 08, 2016, 12:34:05 PM
And just about to log on to Mayhem


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: JayDee on July 08, 2016, 02:21:37 PM
 

" I think I have a Splinter in my shoulder"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Big Ada on July 08, 2016, 06:22:57 PM
Got this for my new Didgeridoo project.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 08, 2016, 06:34:32 PM
 
There's a Sea Queen in here somewhere!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on July 08, 2016, 06:56:33 PM
Ilanya has a very bad habit for licorice, shortages are to be expected worldwide due to the dwindling stock on the open market.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on July 08, 2016, 07:05:02 PM
I found this lying around in the forest.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 08, 2016, 09:01:52 PM
'This is the log I told you was so easy to fall off - it used to be a chip on my shoulder' -  Gran.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Fubar on July 09, 2016, 01:03:01 PM
Lazy git! Always leaves tidying up the log shed to me......while he f##ks about with the new camera
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 11, 2016, 10:50:30 AM
Speaking of logs ................

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on July 11, 2016, 12:26:22 PM
His new data logger wasnt all that it was cracked up to be....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on July 11, 2016, 06:51:15 PM
Looks like he 'spruced' up that old bike
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on July 11, 2016, 06:52:58 PM
that's one way of getting back to nature
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 11, 2016, 06:56:48 PM
I wooden want to ride that down a cobbled street.
If you did your cobblers would be well and truly cobbled :o


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 11, 2016, 09:47:37 PM
Special Branch transport? O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on July 11, 2016, 11:42:54 PM
That takes "recycling" to a new level. :o

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on July 12, 2016, 02:46:06 AM

Surely, It's a plank riding bike O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 12, 2016, 11:12:25 PM
 %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on July 14, 2016, 12:49:37 PM
For keyboard warriors when they are feeling fruity.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on July 14, 2016, 01:01:50 PM
 %%  %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on July 14, 2016, 06:39:25 PM
Goes well with Martins shirts  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 15, 2016, 11:16:06 AM
Must shove this one in quick! %%

'Wonder how bear-poo could have  got up here?'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 21, 2016, 07:02:11 PM
 
(http://media.caak.mn/post/zooson-ongots.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 21, 2016, 08:40:26 PM
If you throw enough money at a model
it will turn out to be worth its weight in
Gold


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on July 21, 2016, 09:58:55 PM
King Phillip of spain used to make models of his treasure ships with spare change. It was the only cash he saw as Sir Francis Drake got the rest of it!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on July 21, 2016, 10:35:26 PM
This is what happens when you float the pound!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on July 22, 2016, 03:21:07 AM
Tired of his ships burning in battle, the king demanded change in his new ships.
Unfortunately the ship building contracted had been awarded to an overseas bidder, and some things were lost in translation.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on July 22, 2016, 04:07:20 AM

Experimental lead ship for "steal" Navy
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on July 23, 2016, 01:12:11 PM
oooo - its the Royal Soveriegn
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on July 23, 2016, 01:13:21 PM
Err capt, which is the 'QUARTER' deck
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 27, 2016, 02:56:53 PM
That must have cost a bob or two! O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: john_k on July 27, 2016, 11:33:10 PM
to coin a phrase
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 28, 2016, 08:59:10 PM

Don't you just love these coiny jokes?   {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 28, 2016, 11:23:20 PM
(http://i.imgbox.com/iU53tBXR.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/iU53tBXR)
https://www.facebook.com/thetuglife/photos/a.501456896610479.1073741828.501453679944134/1048490235240473/?type=3&theater
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 29, 2016, 02:49:45 PM
Cap'n Dan, ever the optimist, had obviously never heard of propulsion pods!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 29, 2016, 03:35:04 PM
She goes a lot easier with the anchor weighed {-)


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 29, 2016, 07:52:00 PM
 
 'Ladder?  Naaaa, I'm standing on the top bunk!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on July 30, 2016, 11:16:07 AM
George - this is what a proper tug looks like - not that square offering - arrrr
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 03, 2016, 06:48:10 PM
Words fail me for once!  %)

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on August 03, 2016, 07:33:12 PM
He mis-heard Vivienne when she said she wanted him to have tousled (two sailed) hair.

Beat that !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 03, 2016, 10:25:34 PM
A cat-head is a large wooden beam located on either side of the bow of a sailing ship, and angled forward at roughly 45 degrees. The beam is used to support the ship's anchor when raising it (weighing anchor) or lowering it (letting go), and for carrying the anchor on its stock-end when suspended outside the ship's side. It is furnished with sheaves at the outer end, and the inner end (which is called the cat's-tail) fits down on the cat-beam. The cat stopper also fastens the anchor on. The purpose of the cathead is to provide both a heavy enough beam to support the massive weight of the anchor, and to hold the metal anchor away from the wooden side of the ship to prevent damage.

A cat on head is worn by a dopey looking male model who tends to forget his trousers.  O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on August 04, 2016, 06:01:21 AM
The designer worked on two themes for the 'cat on head' headwear.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 06, 2016, 08:02:15 PM
Do you suffer from water on the brain to wear that?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 07, 2016, 09:15:48 AM
(http://gcaptain.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/Screen-Shot-2015-12-06-at-6.43.19-PM.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on August 07, 2016, 09:50:58 AM
It's a good job the Skipper doesn't drive the shiny new cars ashore  %% %%


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 08, 2016, 09:38:50 PM
'What was that noise Number One?'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on August 09, 2016, 12:31:02 AM
Here Pete, nip down to Halfords. We'll need a tub or two o' P38. Better get a couple of sheets of wet and dry whilst you're there.

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on August 09, 2016, 07:33:00 PM
Number 1, I asked you to paint a snarl on the front, not create a snag on the front.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 09, 2016, 08:11:49 PM
'OOW, do try a bit of 'right-hand down a bit' in future  -please! Saves a lot of unpleasantness'  O0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2q8-J-dQH4
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on August 16, 2016, 02:09:30 PM
Here is another
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on August 16, 2016, 02:15:52 PM
Where's Martin?


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: PhilandIom on August 16, 2016, 02:24:42 PM
Where's Martin?


Ned
I found the cat already! %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on August 16, 2016, 02:47:21 PM
Burst water main does not deter Mecca pilgrims.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on August 16, 2016, 07:30:44 PM
Due to hot weather, wicksteed model boat club don't have anywhere to sail
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 16, 2016, 07:36:56 PM
The aquaphobics  'Learn To Swim Day' was surprisingly popular.  %%

Or 'Watch out for the joker with the pin'.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on August 17, 2016, 12:24:37 AM
Photographic evidence that "inflation" has soared in the Far East! {-)

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on August 17, 2016, 09:29:50 PM
"Come in number 584, your time is up!"
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Post by: mrlownotes on August 17, 2016, 10:05:43 PM
Therapy session for GiantIcedDoughnutophobia sufferers.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 17, 2016, 10:30:58 PM
 
The Krispy Kreme works outing was very popular this year!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on August 17, 2016, 11:01:39 PM
Passengers on Flight 007 to Bermuda were warned not to inflate life-preservers inside the aircraft, but would they listen!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on August 17, 2016, 11:03:49 PM
Just as an aside to humour - that picture would make one helluva jigsaw puzzle. %%

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on August 17, 2016, 11:13:02 PM
I spy with my little eye %)....a person whose name starts with Z  {-)...... Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on August 18, 2016, 06:43:55 AM

Quick surround him, that's him over there in the Blue one  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on August 18, 2016, 07:52:32 AM
No...no...no...I meant Zhinga...she is in the pink tyre just a little lower off mid centre and a little to the left & from what I see ..she is topless :kiss:............... you can't miss her as she has black hair tied in a bob :}............Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on August 19, 2016, 09:38:31 PM
naah, thats chan and he has moobs (I wonder how many fell for that - more importantly own up to falling for it)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on August 19, 2016, 09:41:30 PM
NEWS REPORT, Algerian asylum seekers reached the coast of spain today hoping to blend in with Spanish tourists at the beach. its reported rubber ring sales were extremely high prior to the crossing.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 20, 2016, 05:30:29 PM
(https://scontent.fbhx2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13932686_1267584609920514_4461741621478287704_n.jpg?oh=2e81e3f088f774c40ad1dd794fb6fc67&oe=585E0EAA)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on August 20, 2016, 05:57:55 PM
The Grim Reapers new Avatar O0


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on August 20, 2016, 07:27:08 PM
What the ...? I was holding my scythe when I fell in!?!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on August 20, 2016, 10:45:46 PM
"excuse me please - have you got any matches?" :embarrassed:

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on August 20, 2016, 10:47:47 PM
"told you I would find it eventually Cap'n" :D

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on August 20, 2016, 10:50:19 PM
"hope somebody invents a waterproof lantern soon - I'm fed up with this thing" >>:-(

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on August 21, 2016, 02:31:18 AM
What the heck can't see a thing
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on August 21, 2016, 05:39:36 AM
Do you ever get that hollow, sinking feeling, where there seems to be no light?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on August 21, 2016, 06:05:39 AM
RAAArtyGunner.....I didn't realism that Paul Keating was conversant with water sports  >>:-(

To other members

....not a Political comment %)...however we did have a Prime Minister a number of years ago....who was christened by hundreds of thousands of Australians as The Grim Reaper  

Derek  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on August 21, 2016, 07:59:10 AM
Derek,

Don't forget he also bobs up and down once in awhile  O0  O0  {-)  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 01, 2016, 09:39:44 PM
Early Engel?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 06, 2016, 11:21:20 PM
 %) %) %)

'Well Jimmy, if this doesn't win the Model Boat of the Year, I'm a monkey's Uncle!'
'Whatever you say Kong!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 17, 2016, 10:22:46 AM
 
(http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/david-kemp.jpeg)

http://laughingsquid.com/wooden-whaler-a-whale-sculpture-made-of-derelict-fishing-boats/
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 19, 2016, 06:22:46 PM
 OK, try this one!

(http://i.imgbox.com/DXydWkLM.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/DXydWkLM)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 19, 2016, 06:33:50 PM
This owners collection of boats just got a new exhibit - I think the owner mis heard the seller when he said it was a dog boat
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on September 19, 2016, 10:09:49 PM
It's a substitute for wallpaper {-)

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Onetenor on September 20, 2016, 01:06:24 AM
t

[/size][size=78%]  Damn it will never light again now [/size]
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: meechingman on September 20, 2016, 09:11:48 AM
Memories of days gone by. That's the TV, not the battleships or subs!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 23, 2016, 08:46:21 PM
My hobby was model ship-building, then I got fed up and  decided to shelve it!  O0
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Post by: NFMike on September 23, 2016, 09:08:16 PM
My hobby was model ship-building, then I got fed up and  decided to shelve it!  O0
(http://www.sol.me.uk/icons/groan.gif)




(Welcome back anyway)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 23, 2016, 09:48:23 PM
Its the way I tell 'em! %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on September 30, 2016, 08:25:39 PM
'This is the Captain! Will Mr Dali report to the bridge AT ONCE!'.

 
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sonar on September 30, 2016, 08:48:09 PM
And try and find another colour paint while your going up the tip to get rid of those old paint brushes. :}
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sonar on September 30, 2016, 08:49:30 PM
 
Somehow I think we should have got a proper painter rather than the guy down the fun fair.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sonar on September 30, 2016, 08:50:36 PM


Well it keeps the rain out !
 
(http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/david-kemp.jpeg)

http://laughingsquid.com/wooden-whaler-a-whale-sculpture-made-of-derelict-fishing-boats/ (http://laughingsquid.com/wooden-whaler-a-whale-sculpture-made-of-derelict-fishing-boats/)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sonar on September 30, 2016, 08:53:49 PM
Our pond-weed expert, whose previous attempts proved futile, advances with his latest nuclear device.
*Note anti-radiation protection*


Maybe next month I will fit the radio control gear
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 01, 2016, 03:52:21 AM

Somehow I think we should have got a proper painter rather than the guy down the fun fair.

  {-)    {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sonar on October 01, 2016, 07:43:39 AM
Caption Competition - Just for laughs, no prizes.


No Batman ! you use the bottle to launch the ship derrr
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sonar on October 01, 2016, 07:44:26 AM
Caption Competition - Just for laughs, no prizes.
Post number one.
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f131/sonar15/Odds%20and%20Sods/Bottle%20Boat_zpsjwr1pnpm.jpg)

No Batman ! you use the bottle to launch the ship derrr
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 06, 2016, 04:07:20 PM
 What are you sinking?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 06, 2016, 04:55:29 PM
 
A man with a shovel on is head is called Dug, but a wheelbarrow...???!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sonar on October 06, 2016, 06:00:53 PM
It,s the newest style bicycle hard hat.

Guaranteed to protect your head in the event of hail the size of golf balls.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sharkbite0 on October 06, 2016, 06:52:56 PM
thats the last time a take a short cut through a building site
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on October 06, 2016, 08:42:38 PM
Come to think on it, perhaps she said "Put the yellow crate on your head and ..."
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 06, 2016, 08:52:55 PM
Maybe he is just proud of living in Barrow?  ;)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 10, 2016, 08:46:18 PM
Ahmed was so proud of his new car's air-conditioning...................
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on October 11, 2016, 01:22:18 AM
Ahmed was so proud of his new car's custom made  air-conditioning...................
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sonar on October 11, 2016, 07:30:56 AM
Were doing well on a tank full of petrol.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Hellboy Paul on October 11, 2016, 08:44:01 AM
You were only supposed to blow the blood-y doors off!!




Or, don't bother with the insurance, that will buff out {-) {-)


(Sorry for the hyphen, bloody speech police :police: :police: )
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on October 11, 2016, 08:51:16 AM
Cleethorpes beach Panoramic Tours  show off the latest luxury bus :D


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 11, 2016, 09:06:25 PM
'I wondered where I left my Semtex - now I know!'  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on October 12, 2016, 02:11:47 AM

I've often heard of drivers blowing their tops but here it is. O0 O0 O0
 :o :o :o Seeing is believing.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on October 12, 2016, 10:16:38 PM
Living proof that the council really do need to get those potholes sorted. <*<

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on October 13, 2016, 08:24:36 AM
Low bridge? What low bridge?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on October 13, 2016, 09:02:58 AM
That's the last time I lend my car to that Clarkson bloke!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 13, 2016, 10:06:23 AM
 
Javed, "The King of Farts!" was having a particularly good day...... much to his mates displeasure!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 13, 2016, 08:49:08 PM
'The roof may have gone but my thumb is fine'  ok2
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on October 13, 2016, 08:52:56 PM
Welcome to the new Bottom Gear O0


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 14, 2016, 10:05:24 PM
 
No more than one a week please.    :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on October 14, 2016, 11:16:23 PM
When i said blow the ruddy doors off i didnt say blow the darned roof off m8


Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 15, 2016, 10:51:12 AM
I am having a smashing time since I got this new car.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on October 15, 2016, 01:19:04 PM
Achmed's final run of the day achieved a new Afghanistan speed record in the hashish fuelled minivan class - all the occupants were reported to be fine, but they need to improve on the stiffening of the front of the vehicle due to the warping generated at those incredible speeds.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 15, 2016, 08:46:00 PM
Ahmed was interviewed by a local reporter after his car was hit by a missile which came 'out of nowhere'. He never stops droning on about it.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sonar on October 16, 2016, 07:42:42 AM
Now that,s what you call a fart !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on October 16, 2016, 09:26:56 AM
Now that,s what you call a fart !

Must have contained some methane O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 21, 2016, 08:37:07 PM
 %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on October 21, 2016, 10:31:54 PM
Tell sheriff Brody - I'm back! - and he's definitely gonna need a bigger boat. :kiss:

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on October 21, 2016, 11:01:03 PM
New style beach sign,

Beware sharks.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on October 21, 2016, 11:11:24 PM
Don't worry AAArty.......it's obviously a European shark O0.........you can tell by the grain size of the sand on the beach {-).....3" diameter bl**dy boulders

Did you realise that is OZ, we have an average of 2962 grains of sand per a cubic centremeter?...where as in the UK it is 0.37 parts of a boulder  >>:-( for the same volume........... Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on October 21, 2016, 11:27:08 PM

Aha I see  it now, it is not a white pointer but a blue one  O0 O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on October 21, 2016, 11:39:21 PM
(woman says) "oh, the poor thing - he's lost his other half" {-) {-)

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on October 22, 2016, 05:37:56 AM
Terry began to realize that the walking 'sandwich board' for his Shark Cafe, was not such a smart idea after all.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on October 22, 2016, 03:05:41 PM
Excuse me, I managed to kill the shark when it ate me, but can I bl##dy get out of it, gives us a hand will you
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sonar on October 22, 2016, 08:45:38 PM
just waiting for the other half.


She should be along soon..
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 22, 2016, 09:29:35 PM
 O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on October 23, 2016, 07:59:05 PM
I've knocked a whole second off my best time with this new hydrodynamic suit!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on October 23, 2016, 07:59:57 PM
Or....

When I try my ring on in this suit I float upside down.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sonar on October 24, 2016, 08:15:57 AM
Speedos from the £ 1. shop
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 24, 2016, 12:00:20 PM
'My rate is an incredibly low 1,250 o/o APR!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 28, 2016, 08:06:58 PM
'OK,  Letsby Avenue! I've been given the blue light to go ahead'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on October 28, 2016, 08:16:13 PM
they took low-level policing quite literally, didn't they? :police:

Regards,

Ray.

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on October 28, 2016, 10:50:45 PM
Community support officers incensed at their proposed new support vehicle. 'We even have to shout WEEEEOW WEOW WEOWWEOW! one officer said.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on October 29, 2016, 01:29:20 AM

DAILY WAIL
ACPO unveils what the new 'strapped for cash' policing will look like
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on October 29, 2016, 04:26:12 PM
Community support officers incensed at their proposed new support vehicle. 'We even have to shout WEEEEOW WEOW WEOWWEOW! one officer said.

Or -  MEEEEOW,MEEEEOW,MEEEOW when chasing Cat-Burglars!  Groooooooooaaaaaaaaan! %) %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on October 29, 2016, 04:41:42 PM
We need to be seen to be responding
to the problem of speeding mobility
scooters in our city centres and shopping
malls.


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on October 29, 2016, 08:47:39 PM
'Mrs Miggins, Mrs Miggins, you are speeding in a pedestrian area again. Mrs Miggins, Mrs...ah, grr, MRS MIGGINS, TURN YOUR HEARING AIDS ON!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 06, 2016, 07:59:41 PM

Model-making was more expensive than I thought!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on November 06, 2016, 08:19:33 PM
I was kicked of the Black Mary for not following the dress code and something about LEGO
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on November 06, 2016, 08:35:40 PM

Gold medal recipient.

Catergory ;

Realism and scale accuracy.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on November 06, 2016, 09:14:57 PM
Is this the right creek, I've got no paddle!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on November 06, 2016, 09:53:38 PM
It's the clubs latest rescue boat. :P

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sonar on November 06, 2016, 10:03:04 PM
Bored  bored and bored wish I had gone to the model boat club with me mates now !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 07, 2016, 03:41:08 PM
I was kicked of the Black Mary for not following the dress code and something about LEGO

Sorry  warspite,- mention of anything Piratical in a jokey form is now banned!  ok2 Queen Mary is OK  %%

1. If I was him, I would start paddling fast - I can hear banjo's!  :o

2. Does he call his raft George?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on November 07, 2016, 03:52:50 PM
These Ryanair flotilla sailing holidays
are a bit basic :embarrassed:


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on November 07, 2016, 05:15:28 PM
So so hungry, I've had to eat my clothes.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: RAAArtyGunner on November 07, 2016, 08:24:39 PM
 :o  :o  :o

Its really a blonde bloke on the raft and.................. %) %) %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on November 07, 2016, 08:47:58 PM
These Ryanair flotilla sailing holidays
are a bit basic :embarrassed:
Ned
and I still have to pay to use the loo - though the que is no that long
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on November 07, 2016, 09:02:21 PM
Thor Hyadal's next expedition stalled for lack of funds.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 07, 2016, 09:43:37 PM

'I lost my paddles in  a gale -  it was a big oar-deal!' :}
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on November 08, 2016, 07:08:36 AM
and I still have to pay to use the loo - though the que is no that long



The poop deck is a bit open plan though.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 08, 2016, 10:52:32 AM

They did say the cabin views were panoramic.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 15, 2016, 09:26:34 PM
Jumble Sail?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on November 15, 2016, 10:12:28 PM
"Number One ... Are you sure ships don't come in heat?"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sonar on November 16, 2016, 06:45:51 AM
looks like nobody is going anywhere until they fix the lock gates.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tugmad on November 16, 2016, 08:25:22 AM
Who let it slip that the Gin pennant is going up soon?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 16, 2016, 10:03:07 AM
 
They're Off! ... and Lewis Hamilton takes an early lead.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on November 16, 2016, 10:03:58 AM
Bank holiday traffic in the Solent
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 16, 2016, 07:12:04 PM
'Donald Trumps comment to fellow-sailors about 'I'm giving out Free Beer Tomorrow' brought out the Mugs - again!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 22, 2016, 08:19:23 PM
?? {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on November 22, 2016, 09:16:50 PM

Damn un sporty of Cambridge to aquire our boat what what
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on November 22, 2016, 09:21:06 PM
4th from the rear not only looks like me son with his current hair style - but I started to ask the wife, anything to tell me like is mine the result of a bit of dabbling with this chap in his later years  :o

3rd one from the front looks slightly worried as the 4th has a suspicious grin - please stop poking me with you oar dear chap.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on November 23, 2016, 04:48:50 AM
The auditions for Captain America hopefuls found a shortcoming in the wardrobe department, but the men waited patiently for their turn to borrow the superhero boots.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 23, 2016, 10:40:08 PM
The Abergavenny All-Stars Rowing Lads stage a silent protest over the refusal of an issue of decent socks.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 24, 2016, 03:38:30 AM
 
It was about this time, Gieves & Hawkes ( 8 & 9 )  started discussing the need for higher quality clothing .....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 24, 2016, 03:46:31 AM
 
"We all set lads!   Just need to save up for the  racing shell and a few oars...... anyone know a tiny coxswain?"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 25, 2016, 08:53:09 PM
(https://thesis313.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/dso-belle-isle-web.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on November 25, 2016, 10:38:34 PM
Gentleman under the far left pillar

" look  - stop - we all cannot get under the bridge at the same time"

or

come in number 23 - no - not you, no - not you, you to the right, no - my right, your left, I'm talking to that man young lady now please stay out of this, wheres he gone now, has he changed jacket so as I cannot see him, I can see you - you wont get away, watch where your going, sir, can you wait till I sort that gentleman out first - I know you have been waiting, as you can see I am busy, bu##er he's disappeared again - sorry madam I didn't mean to cus, sir I said I would get to you shortly............
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on November 25, 2016, 10:44:24 PM
That is not what the radio announcer meant when he said "if you're feeling the heat, go for a paddle" %)

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on November 25, 2016, 10:53:07 PM
oh heavens sake all of Phils Straight runners have gone Astray AGAIN




Dave
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on November 26, 2016, 07:35:04 AM
No canoodling please :o


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on November 26, 2016, 07:58:50 AM
what was the name of this creek again --- and you say between us we only have two paddles.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on November 26, 2016, 05:01:17 PM
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa59/anotherbaldrick/what.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on November 26, 2016, 05:42:11 PM
How many horse power?
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on November 26, 2016, 05:57:18 PM
I say chaps, I think you misunderstood the term land yacht
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on November 26, 2016, 05:59:47 PM
come in number 23 - no - not you, no - not you, you to the right, no - my right, your left, I'm talking to that man young lady now please stay out of this, wheres he gone now, has he changed jacket so as I cannot see him, I can see you - you wont get away, watch where your going, sir, can you wait till I sort that gentleman out first - I know you have been waiting, as you can see I am busy, bu##er he's disappeared again - sorry madam I didn't mean to cus, sir I said I would get to you shortly............
madam will you please stop interfering, sir I did say I would ge... stop that - will someone stop that man he is getting away......
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on November 26, 2016, 07:09:21 PM
When we said you needed a float for the carnival procession - we didnt mean afloat...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on November 26, 2016, 09:53:29 PM
Royal navy Amphibious vehicle prototype 1 'HMAB Floatey McCartbottom' ready for launch once the horses have been waterproofed. Seaman, get some dubbin for Dobbin.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on November 26, 2016, 10:02:38 PM
I thought it was supposed to be one quiz a week!! :police:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on November 27, 2016, 05:55:54 AM


The Victoria Thames Water boating team didn't let hosepipe bans or the drought interfere with their weeking jollies.
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa59/anotherbaldrick/what.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 01, 2016, 09:13:58 PM
Star Oars?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 01, 2016, 09:56:13 PM
pull,   Use some force - pull harder.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 10, 2016, 07:01:25 PM
(https://quinsprogress.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/botbov.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on December 10, 2016, 07:38:57 PM
Starkers bird on shell £65,000,000 ono
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 10, 2016, 11:01:16 PM
the boat was so close to sinking that even the added weight of clothes would have sent it to the bottom.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 11, 2016, 08:22:36 AM
Theme for Wicksteed 2017


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on December 12, 2016, 03:51:45 PM
I hope not - martin reinacting the girl on the shell - hhhrrrughh - I have just gone off me tea.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 12, 2016, 04:11:53 PM
 
 {-) Hahahahahahaha ......!  Oi!  <*<
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on December 16, 2016, 10:55:54 AM
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa59/anotherbaldrick/German-U-Boat.jpg)[/URL]
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 16, 2016, 11:09:00 AM
 
"I don't care what it sez on me cap, no one is launching me out of Anything!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tugmad on December 16, 2016, 11:35:58 AM
You wouldn't look very happy if you were sitting on what I am!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Hellboy Paul on December 16, 2016, 12:47:54 PM
Oh crap, the Mrs & the girlfriend are both waiting on the dock........








Captain,  FIRE ONE...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: John W E on December 16, 2016, 04:17:56 PM
fwar that is the last trip I do with this sprout eating crew
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Ron Rees on December 16, 2016, 04:34:51 PM
Inside they call it the 'head'...out here on deck it's just 'The Can'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: John W E on December 16, 2016, 04:47:45 PM
............... that's funny, when I went down the manhole I was in Trafalgar Square, London, how the hell did I manage to get in the middle of the Ocean?  I wont be drinking with them buggers again :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on December 16, 2016, 05:56:40 PM
Pht! Took me hours to load the darn things ... and then the idiots on the bridge miss the flippin' target.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on December 16, 2016, 07:15:04 PM
Oh No!! Mary Poppins again. i'll give her Chim Chiminee
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: John W E on December 16, 2016, 07:56:54 PM
spooky: I have just noticed something.

Looking at the pic of the German guy in the U boat and spotted a spooky thing - see how many faces you can see on that photograph

john
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 16, 2016, 08:57:55 PM
 {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 17, 2016, 08:40:11 AM
Trust me to get a draft to a boat with an
outside heads.


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 24, 2016, 08:00:49 PM
 Merry Christmas ye swabs!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 30, 2016, 09:24:23 PM
 
Have we done this one before?!

(https://i.imgbox.com/0ziasNMg.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/0ziasNMg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on December 30, 2016, 10:16:43 PM
I refer the honourable gentleman to reply no.251 on page 11 :-)

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: hopeitfloats on December 30, 2016, 10:28:47 PM
how about this one then
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on December 30, 2016, 10:35:42 PM
Forerunner to the MIGHTY SERVANT ?

Regards,

Ray.


Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 30, 2016, 10:49:29 PM
 
"Houston:  This is Apollo Marine 1, we are ready for Launch."
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on December 31, 2016, 08:19:22 AM
Next time use the ladder please!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on December 31, 2016, 11:00:52 AM
I've heard of flying fish landing on decks, but - !!!!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 31, 2016, 03:09:59 PM
Ok mate we'll drop you off at the next fuel pontoon.
Don't worry about the damage, we'll just bill Donald


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 01, 2017, 06:35:44 PM
'It's no good hiding in there matey - come out and face the music!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 06, 2017, 10:55:50 AM
.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on January 06, 2017, 11:01:40 AM
"Well, that's the yacht racing boxed off"

or

"Right, you feed them then I'll grab them"

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on January 06, 2017, 01:04:25 PM
Trials for Paper Boat Race Wicksteed 2017
 :P
The box is to collect the beer cans thrown in after the barbie >>:-(


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Ron Rees on January 07, 2017, 09:34:03 AM
Self Assembly Dingy racing rules....No 5.


All the parts for your dingy should fit inside a box measuring 1m x 75mm x 60mm.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 07, 2017, 12:37:22 PM
Who said bricks and roof tiles wouldn't float?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Sonar on January 07, 2017, 12:39:49 PM
Are you sure were on the right pond ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 07, 2017, 01:52:00 PM
 
"Are you sure that the right size box to measure Footies?!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Onetenor on January 08, 2017, 12:49:43 AM
This box is ok  but what if we get a Marblehead ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Landlocked on January 08, 2017, 12:53:44 AM
I don't know about the box but the punt is sure built like a brick s*******e.


Landlocked
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Onetenor on January 08, 2017, 01:08:00 AM
Must be wooden or plastic blocks or something like that  John
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on January 08, 2017, 11:11:25 AM
looks a lot like a model of a Mulberry Harbour but brick instead of reinforced concrete
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 08, 2017, 02:58:37 PM
'Whatever floats your boat!'

or

Launch of the latest box-boat imminent.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 08, 2017, 03:01:27 PM
Must be wooden or plastic blocks or something like that  John

Glad you didn't mention LEGO!!  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on January 08, 2017, 04:51:16 PM
or in the song from frozen - LE it GO  {-) too soon eh!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 13, 2017, 07:28:39 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Onetenor on January 13, 2017, 07:48:38 PM
'blinking!' hell Skip I kept telling you which was the bath plug.Now look what you have done now  OR" I see the birds have flown "


Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Onetenor on January 13, 2017, 07:52:57 PM
Come on mods the word wasn't that bad >Or you could have changed it to B &*%$y  Hell It loses impact now
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on January 13, 2017, 07:57:57 PM
thats it we nearly have the launch angle now.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Onetenor on January 13, 2017, 08:04:43 PM
This submarine aircraft carrier is a great idea isn't it ? %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on January 13, 2017, 08:35:28 PM
The ski ramp is only supposed to be
the first tenth of the flightdeck 8)
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 13, 2017, 09:17:15 PM
'All hands - up for'ard - QUIIIIICK!!!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on January 14, 2017, 01:23:57 AM
No matter how much the captain trimmed the ballast and how much the MOD (regular visitors to Mayhem) insisted it could be done, they just could not get her up to plane.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 14, 2017, 02:07:47 PM
 
 Topic tidied up  :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: NFMike on January 14, 2017, 02:35:51 PM
A Hamlet moment ...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on January 14, 2017, 02:39:00 PM
Russian navy finally admit defeat with their carrier.  Even China didn't want this one.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 14, 2017, 03:14:18 PM
A Hamlet moment ...
   
             {-)  {-)  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 14, 2017, 03:30:00 PM
Having observed the topic cleansing, Plague enjoyed a Mild cigar.  ;)

Whilst, on board the Carrier, Captain Calamity ordered  a Prayer Service for additional pumps.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on January 14, 2017, 03:43:57 PM
Due to severe cut-backs the Navy had to opt for an alternative water cooling system...

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on January 15, 2017, 09:26:34 PM
HI CHIEF !!!   I turned the big gate valve by the bins area like you said but it doesn't seem to have shut the washing machine off at all.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Landlocked on January 16, 2017, 05:55:43 PM
I told you not to leave the emergency backing bell on too long!! <*<


Landlocked
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 16, 2017, 09:34:15 PM

Hmm, my Springer does that going ahead!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 29, 2017, 12:39:45 PM
?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug-Kenny on January 29, 2017, 12:43:33 PM


                         Sorry the Toilets are closed


Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on January 29, 2017, 02:15:59 PM
It's like this every time he comes to the beer fest.
It's about time Gulliver fetched his own damn beer
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on January 29, 2017, 03:30:45 PM
Thirsty work , queueing for the loo  8)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 29, 2017, 05:22:13 PM
 
There was a easy way round the 'Free Beer! (one cup per customer) promotion at the county show!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on January 29, 2017, 06:53:28 PM
She said "Don't drink too much", so I'll only have the one.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on January 30, 2017, 11:36:36 AM
'Hold it to your ear and you can hear the sea' they said! ;)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 10, 2017, 04:10:51 PM
?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Big Ada on February 10, 2017, 06:32:13 PM
Sorry, must have been those sprouts I ate for lunch.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on February 10, 2017, 07:11:52 PM
What did I say about lipo's?


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 10, 2017, 09:33:45 PM
All I did was tell the wife I forgot her Milk Tray!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on February 11, 2017, 02:37:17 PM
U Boat menace still alive and well off Clacton.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: sharkbite0 on February 11, 2017, 05:17:26 PM
ok who pressed the red button  <*<
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on February 11, 2017, 06:04:49 PM
Moral: don't forget the popcorn on the galley stove  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on February 11, 2017, 06:13:41 PM
Daily Mail Reports :-

 "Eight reindeer drown and Santa cut in two in fatal collision attempting delivery offshore".
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Klunk on February 11, 2017, 06:31:11 PM
My hermes delivering to the Isle of Wight.  It goes terribly wrong!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on February 11, 2017, 09:14:55 PM
Hoof arted?
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on February 12, 2017, 11:04:58 AM
OK , so now we have proved that old sailors adage about never whistling into the wind is not total myth perhaps you will pack it in.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on February 12, 2017, 12:14:29 PM
Re today's News: Kim Jong-un - your latest test missile has landed in the Solent!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 03, 2017, 02:40:12 PM
(http://static.wixstatic.com/media/49c17f_e8b5587cc4a941b2991139eae641b205.jpg_srz_796_283_85_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_jpg_srz)
 Have we done this before?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on March 03, 2017, 04:33:29 PM
I refer the honourable gentleman to Reply no. 1443 page 58.

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 03, 2017, 04:58:05 PM
 
OK, how about...

(http://www.kolibriboats.com/pictures/flying_boat_09.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on March 03, 2017, 06:54:33 PM
" Hey john - I hear that model mayhem had a break from a funny caption competition and a humorous section, as one member was whinging about it being a model boat website and talking about anything else was not on"  %) yes you know who you are  <*<
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on March 03, 2017, 09:59:08 PM
One on the left  "DO ANY OF YOU 3 KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PARACHUTES?'

On the right  "NO !   DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT INFLATABLES ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 13, 2017, 05:15:44 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on March 13, 2017, 05:24:34 PM
The Royal Barge  %)
Or Prototype Dogboat (Fairmile D
for the uninitiated)


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on March 13, 2017, 06:35:13 PM
I only asked for a zoomorphic figure head.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on March 13, 2017, 09:52:50 PM
What's up ? - have you never seen a dog doing the doggy paddle(s) ?

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on March 14, 2017, 01:33:02 AM
And the little mutt said, "Hey, if you can go dog training, I can go dog boating."

Or "When I grow up, I wanna be a zee wulf"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on March 15, 2017, 07:39:14 PM
'BARK ROYAL' ?  ;)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on March 15, 2017, 09:56:34 PM
and the fleas said " row faster before he tries to get into deeper water"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 24, 2017, 10:17:30 AM
                                                        :-)

(http://gcaptain.com/maritime/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/alpha-action-bow-damage.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on March 24, 2017, 11:12:25 AM
Ohm nom nom, nom!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on March 24, 2017, 05:08:04 PM



  I suppose you will be wanting your containers back !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on March 24, 2017, 07:33:47 PM
 %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Terry on March 24, 2017, 09:27:14 PM
Amazon's latest Drone Parcel delivery test.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on March 24, 2017, 10:07:29 PM
Now all I need are Phil's teeth!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Landlocked on March 29, 2017, 03:54:26 AM
The new shark-bow design for aggressive ship drivers.


Landlocked.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on March 29, 2017, 09:09:07 PM
Well, it's definitely an "ex" bow, now. {-) {-)

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on March 30, 2017, 12:35:35 AM
Or even a crossbow. It looks very cross to me.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 12, 2017, 03:48:35 PM
  :-)

(https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB186WvMVXXXXb7XXXXq6xXFXXXi/Latest-Surpreendente-Tubar%C3%A3o-3D-Adesivos-de-Parede-Home-Decor-para-Sala-de-Caras-Aventura-Emocionante-do.jpg_640x640.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: unbuiltnautilus on May 12, 2017, 07:51:53 PM
Your Mother In Law's here again....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 12, 2017, 08:07:10 PM
 
                 {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on May 13, 2017, 02:48:41 AM
The stuff of nightmares.
"Gramps, this is a sofa bed, and tonight you sleep with the fishes". Kids with evil laugh.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: SteamboatPhil on May 13, 2017, 04:34:44 PM
"Argh my new teeth"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on May 20, 2017, 06:57:26 PM
 {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on May 21, 2017, 04:50:05 PM
I said reserve the front rows for the continental fans, not the incontinent fans.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 21, 2017, 05:25:22 PM
I know this team is S H one T, but you don't have to encourage the fans to express it
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 21, 2017, 05:26:21 PM
So I see curries are on the menu at the consession
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 10, 2017, 05:57:54 PM

Taken at CADMA show last week....


(https://image.ibb.co/gRLzDF/1_PENT3263.jpg)  (https://image.ibb.co/b8Rvna/1_PENT3265.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on June 10, 2017, 06:20:10 PM
How Much? >>:-(


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 10, 2017, 06:37:28 PM
 
+40 years = same haircut!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on June 21, 2017, 07:36:50 PM

"Maybe we should change places Fred?"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on June 21, 2017, 08:33:30 PM
Those crew figures are well over-scale.  %)

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 21, 2017, 10:18:58 PM
 
"Keep still Fred, the outboard still has the gun pointed at me!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on June 22, 2017, 03:20:52 AM
"We need a bigger boat".
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on June 22, 2017, 03:55:42 PM
"Maybe we should put this trip on Youtube!"     https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2QgKPvkks0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: TailUK on June 22, 2017, 04:20:30 PM
Just exactly how much of the budget did you spend on the new aircraft carrier, First Sea Lord?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on June 23, 2017, 11:45:18 AM
BBC MEMO
FROM: HEAD OF LIGHT ENTERTAINMENT
TO: PRODUCTION CREW OF THREE MEN IN A BOAT


All.
The DG has announced cutbacks in this summer's outside filming budget.
The planned summer production of Three Men in a Boat has been selected as one of the projects to be hit by these cuts.
We know that you will still be able to provide a light hearted production, in the spirit of the original story.


H of Lt Ent.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on June 24, 2017, 10:46:47 AM
I love the expression on the dog's face.





Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 24, 2017, 01:18:00 PM
 
I don't know what that's dog's eaten but I don't want to be around after he's been taken for a walk!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on June 24, 2017, 02:01:43 PM
Bangers :D


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on June 24, 2017, 03:47:58 PM
My son's Weimariner Gus will love this picture! %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on June 26, 2017, 10:21:44 AM
Gun-dog?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 01, 2017, 12:07:39 AM
(https://i.imgbox.com/GAlU0SNS.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/GAlU0SNS)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 01, 2017, 04:08:36 PM
One of these days I'll remember to check the cocks!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: TailUK on July 01, 2017, 04:24:12 PM
(https://i.imgbox.com/GAlU0SNS.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/GAlU0SNS)

"oh bug*er"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on July 01, 2017, 04:45:23 PM
As the brochure says, " Day two, relaxing at sea"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 01, 2017, 04:57:40 PM
Where's the rescue Springer when you need it 8)


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on July 02, 2017, 05:02:00 AM
Where's the rescue Springer when you need it 8)


Ned
 


Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 12, 2017, 02:52:24 PM
 :-)

(http://cdnmedia.endeavorsuite.com/images/organizations/9266672a-189c-4060-a36a-9fe2cb828007/migration/storage/storage.JPG?v=20160830075504)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: TailUK on July 12, 2017, 03:04:19 PM

"Have you got a Size 13, same style as this but in black?"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on July 12, 2017, 04:15:15 PM
I love the expression on the dog's face.

if you yank the lead to hard does he go off, he is an explosive dog, bit like a grenade
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 12, 2017, 04:16:03 PM
"Have you got a Size 13, same style as this but in black?"

  {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 12, 2017, 04:35:09 PM
I want one of those off the top shelf if
They are for adults %)


Ned out
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on July 12, 2017, 05:58:19 PM
I can't remember where I parked it, but it's white. Does that help?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on July 12, 2017, 10:45:47 PM
Gulliver thought he was back home but had missed the sign on the door - "Lilliput Model Boat Club".
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 13, 2017, 10:12:33 PM
'Hello - is that 'STORE-A- BOTE'? Can you tell me the size of your 5 by 10metre unit?'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Nemo on July 29, 2017, 08:05:48 PM
Model potential?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 01, 2017, 01:47:44 PM
 
  Out of the frying pan, into the boiler!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: JayDee on August 01, 2017, 02:48:23 PM

 
Now do you believe me - - - I told you there was a Leak !!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on August 01, 2017, 04:33:54 PM
Steve had finally hit on a solution to the problem that had dogged him for years,the boiler running dry.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on August 02, 2017, 01:07:28 PM
someone told me that I was hiring a bathtub, I just thought that was a low fibreglass boat.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug-Kenny on August 02, 2017, 08:24:46 PM



       I told you NOT to pull out the bath plug.



Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on August 03, 2017, 09:03:59 AM
Gonna Need a Bigger Bath
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 11, 2017, 12:11:10 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on August 11, 2017, 12:19:29 PM
the owl and the pussy cat went to sea, the cat got hungry.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: TugCowboy on August 11, 2017, 01:07:47 PM
Royal Navy buys new "Cat Equipped Carrier" sight unseen from eBay without carefully reviewing the description.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug-Kenny on August 11, 2017, 05:17:20 PM
   

              Puss in BOAT

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: davejay on August 11, 2017, 05:51:54 PM

Royal Navy reintroduces PUSSers rum!


Newsflash.......Felix spotted just of the Isle of Wight by HMS Queen Elizabeth during sea trials, initially found adrift at night by a keen junior rating using a torch, the cat eyes lit up when it saw the torchlight!


'I thought I ordered a CATamaran'!


'Cat seen heading towards Mousehole'


'Stena Felink new fleet acquisition'


(ok ok enough already!)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: davejay on August 11, 2017, 05:58:08 PM

'Cat beats Oxford at Henley boat race by a.............whisker!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on August 11, 2017, 06:13:13 PM
I ordered one in Pea Green
My mate Owly has deserted
He's took all the money and
Honey too >>:-(


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on August 11, 2017, 09:47:11 PM
...some model boat builder seems to have nicked all me oars for his latest project. %) {-) {-)

Regards,

Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 12, 2017, 02:19:12 AM
 
'Well the rats have deserted ... that can't be a good sign!'
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Post by: dougal99 on August 12, 2017, 02:59:56 PM
No! No! I said I wanted to see "Puss in BOOTS!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 01, 2017, 11:13:46 AM
(http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2017/09/01/HMSPoW.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on September 01, 2017, 11:33:10 AM
Going to need a bigger brush. %%
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Post by: warspite on September 01, 2017, 07:11:00 PM
Jack - I don't think anyone will notice that blemish, not with the rust up the bow
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on September 01, 2017, 07:11:30 PM
Wax on - Wax off
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 30, 2017, 11:37:40 PM
(http://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2017/09/30/22047743_1479167485484757_7236818643856074341_o.jpg) (http://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/LCif)
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Post by: tigertiger on October 01, 2017, 02:52:04 AM
Skipper is Cap. O'Chino
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: JimG on October 01, 2017, 11:01:31 AM
A perfect storm ............   in a teacup.
Jim
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on October 01, 2017, 11:46:30 AM
FRAPPE - its a bit rough today skipper
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on October 01, 2017, 12:09:06 PM
Our cup runneth over?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: davejay on October 01, 2017, 03:00:10 PM
Any excuse to float a boat!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: davejay on October 01, 2017, 03:03:45 PM
Which way is North skip, towards the handle or away?


I don't mean to be too Pacific but is the North tea or black (no sugar please) tea?!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on October 01, 2017, 03:18:46 PM
You have a spoon >>:-(
Why use the screw to stir
it up 8)
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Stavros on October 01, 2017, 07:05:04 PM
Storm in a Tea cup


Dave
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Post by: Tug-Kenny on October 01, 2017, 08:19:31 PM

I feel something is brewing here.

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on October 01, 2017, 09:50:14 PM
look at the size of that sugar cube!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 02, 2017, 12:42:07 PM
 
"Captain! Sugarburg, dead ahead!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on October 02, 2017, 01:08:43 PM

"Captain! Sugarburg, dead ahead!"


  Re-arrange the sun loungers No 1.
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Post by: Onetenor on October 13, 2017, 03:18:03 AM


Donkey powered .Couldn't afford a horse. Probably works out as a Half Horse Power
(http://static.wixstatic.com/media/49c17f_e8b5587cc4a941b2991139eae641b205.jpg_srz_796_283_85_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_jpg_srz)
 Have we done this before?
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 13, 2017, 08:00:22 AM
(http://www.crappie.com/crappie/attachments/off-topic-in-mississippi/210298d1437960933-anyone-wana-race-boat-971305_489167061185445_1621264910_n-jpg?s=2c5aa149b27cca54013c2794e5c79360)

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on October 13, 2017, 08:29:00 AM
The Chandler's didn't have a 225 HP motor
so I had to make do with these :embarrassed:


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on October 13, 2017, 09:42:58 AM
they had this offer, nine for the price of one....
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: radiojoe on October 13, 2017, 10:14:36 AM
That center aisle at Lidl is great ain't it,   %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on October 13, 2017, 10:58:19 AM
I got bored, so I got a board, and filled it with outboards.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on October 13, 2017, 10:58:44 AM



 Now, if I put 4 port motors full ahead and 4 starboard motors full astern I should be able to do a right hand pinwheel.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 13, 2017, 11:13:55 AM
 
"Dear Mayhem, I have Nine Outboards on my boat, what hand propellers should I use and where?"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: davejay on October 14, 2017, 03:25:00 AM
Four port outboards anti clockwise, four starboard outboards clockwise, which way does the centre one go?!
(Making reference to my recent post about 3 props and their rotation notation!) :}




"Christ , you always have to go overboard with outboards don't you, just typical!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on October 15, 2017, 09:09:28 AM
Wow this prototype royal navy inshore patrol boat should catch any smugglers with ease
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 07, 2017, 05:15:04 PM
(http://www.charterworld.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Pershing-108-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on December 07, 2017, 10:17:35 PM
mmmmm I think I can smell Petro $$$$$$$ here...and clearly not Neil's mate...The Sheik from Scrubby Creek  {-)..........

He can probably afford to replace his stern lowering shelf when the hydraulic cylinders seize up >>:-(......& the hoses burst <*< ......only a dingbat would place such devices under water & near the CNC machined propeller set...............

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RTmqn2eghE

Absolutely wonderful chap......he should stand for Parliament  O0
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Post by: ballastanksian on December 07, 2017, 10:21:19 PM
New incentive authorised by Lloyds encourage skippers to carry jacks on their vessels so they can change their tyres.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 07, 2017, 10:48:59 PM
 
Salesman: "Under powered?!?     These are just the reversing propellers!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on December 07, 2017, 11:18:01 PM
They are seriously large propellers for the beam of the vessel Martin.....gas turbine engined?...any chance of another peak or detail of the vessel?

The dock is not deep....& those two blue skid mounted winches were lowered into the dock for another task.....they would naturally be lifted out prior to the dock being flooded :o


Or is it a dock at all?.....the walls of the structure appear to be painted steel, but show no sign of water marks.......could it be just a build yard? :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 07, 2017, 11:47:15 PM
 

https://www.pershing-yacht.com/en-us/models/Model/IdBr/6/IdBm/6/IdM/13/mv/PUB/name/Pershing-108



4 cabins + 3 crew
LOA   33,23 [m] - 109 ft 0 in
LH   32,81 [m] - 107 ft 8 in
LWL   25,84 [m] - 84 ft 9 in
Max beam   6,70 [m] - 22 ft 0 in
Draft   1,83 [m] - 6 ft 0 in
Unladen displacement   98.100 [kg] - 216,273 [lbs]
Laden displacement   112.680 [kg] - 248,417 [lbs]
Fuel   12.000 [l] - 3,170 [US gal]
Water   2.000 [l] - 528 [US gal]
Material   GRP
People on board   20
Engine   498
Engine HP   2450
Transmission   Surface Drives
Max speed   42 [kn]
Cruise speed   37 [kn]
Range   330 [nm]
Cabins   4
Crew cabins   3 standard
Bathrooms   5
Daily bathrooms   Standard

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on December 08, 2017, 12:53:30 AM
Thanks Martin......as opulent as she is, would she be a good sea boat?......I mean not just poncing  ;D around the Med on glass like waters  {-)

Surface piercing propellers?.......technology way beyond me  :embarrassed:

Roy & Neil would know our largest inland waterway Lake Macquarie in a storm can produce ~~2m waves and being so shallow these can be down to 10m apart......so this vessel would need to shelter behind Pulbrah Island...or motor at say 3 or 4 nots into the swell

[The definition I use is for an inland water with a wave 1m high  followed by a 1m trough = ~~2m.....possibly some of our sea faring members will correct me here]

This is in the engine bay, a hydraulic hand pump........possibly for emergency steering?......[it also has the CE logo attached so the hydraulic output must also have an electrical interface]   :o
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 08, 2017, 05:55:20 AM

# 'I believe I can Fly!'


(http://www.charterworld.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Pershing-108-3.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Colin Bishop on December 08, 2017, 09:08:36 AM
The Med can get very rough Derek, don't believe the brochures. It is subject to very strong winds for much of the year which can blow up out of nowhere - the Alps actually. We were on a fairly large trip boat from Ithaca to Cephalonia once and everyone was hanging on for dear life!

These huge 'poser' yachts spend most of their time in harbour. Many of them have only a limited number of ports they will fit into. When they do venture out they often drop anchor offshore.

Colin
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Post by: Baldrick on December 08, 2017, 09:30:58 AM
Has anyone yet clicked the "I WANT IT " icon on the video ;D
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 15, 2017, 02:16:30 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on December 15, 2017, 03:03:15 PM
Lilliput lady climbs on and marvels at Gulli's wreck.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on December 15, 2017, 03:44:24 PM
The offered me a free boat. Well! you can't turn your nose up at an offer like that. Can  you?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 28, 2017, 10:31:42 AM
 
(https://photos.smugmug.com/Boat-bits/i-pZfB8H6/0/f8acc504/L/E84710C2-CDE8-4B79-8983-1EC7017754D8-L.jpg)

From: http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,59700.msg626971.html#msg626971
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: T33cno on December 28, 2017, 10:34:36 AM
It’s plain sailing ⛵️
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: T33cno on December 28, 2017, 10:35:41 AM


Good job I have my safety boots on 😳
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: T33cno on December 28, 2017, 10:46:30 AM
Two of us might manage at a push
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: T33cno on December 28, 2017, 10:47:10 AM
Ow much 😱
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 28, 2017, 11:22:18 AM
 
"Pocket plane"?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: T33cno on December 28, 2017, 11:28:47 AM

"Pocket plane"?!?!?!?
smaller
(http://cdn.axminster.co.uk/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/920x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/5/0/504079_inset5_xl.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on December 28, 2017, 12:57:13 PM
It must be from a different PLANEt.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: ballastanksian on December 28, 2017, 10:11:08 PM
'It'll need a warning notice on it for lifting.'

Just for the Record......... I'll make it Plain......
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: T33cno on December 28, 2017, 10:13:19 PM
Who left this here face down  >>:-(
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug Hercules Fireman on December 28, 2017, 10:18:22 PM
The Anchor Handling Ship Company Tugs, will use any scrap junk, from any PLANEt, to use for an Anchor for an Offshore Mooring Buoy, now a days.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on December 29, 2017, 01:26:05 AM
When the Skipper said the deck planking was uneven...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 02, 2018, 01:35:14 PM
(http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2018/01/02/PinkRocker.jpg) (http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/87A2X)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Bob K on January 02, 2018, 01:41:55 PM
Lovingly recreated from rocking horse droppings ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: T33cno on January 02, 2018, 01:43:00 PM
Lets rock the boat lets rock the boat baby
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Dreadstar on January 05, 2018, 06:16:56 PM
Martin.....we told you before,don't sit in it,you'll get seasick again.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 02, 2018, 01:06:07 PM
 :-)

(http://www.circleofironforge.com/Products/images/boatintree2.jpg)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on February 02, 2018, 05:58:06 PM
Oi cover your mouth when you sneeze!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: T33cno on February 02, 2018, 06:25:06 PM
Who pulled the plug out  %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 03, 2018, 11:58:51 AM
Oh dear, another boat that's been beeched - i'll get me coat
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on February 03, 2018, 01:02:36 PM
Mother always said that he would end up, 'up a gum tree, without a paddle.'  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: SteamboatPhil on February 03, 2018, 01:03:34 PM
If you do have an air boat, beware tall trees  O0
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 03, 2018, 01:17:58 PM
If you do have an air boat, beware tall trees  O0

if you have an air boat, I would use a better way of anchoring to the ground than that shown
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on February 03, 2018, 02:09:10 PM
just what bit of     SLOW DOWN was it that didn't understand  ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 03, 2018, 04:37:48 PM
 
Glue on to rocket boosters.... Spaceship!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on February 03, 2018, 05:02:00 PM
Following those flying fish was
not the best idea  >>:-(


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Mark T on February 03, 2018, 05:46:26 PM
Oi Noah stop messing around with that boat and get in here for your dinner  %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: SteamboatPhil on February 03, 2018, 09:43:28 PM
 {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 16, 2018, 06:01:45 PM
 
(http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2018/02/16/MayhemCC124b363e812c88bee.jpg) (http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/BPmZm)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: SteamboatPhil on February 16, 2018, 06:13:35 PM
"Are you sure you said it was only a couple of days on the Broads"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on February 16, 2018, 08:46:54 PM
Noah, you'd better be right about this flood
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on February 17, 2018, 03:51:32 AM
Did you remember to pack your toothbrush?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 17, 2018, 09:46:21 AM
What do you mean you packed the bread and eggs at the bottom
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Mark T on February 18, 2018, 01:57:22 PM
Now I know I asked you to get a boat load of shopping ......but.......... {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 02, 2018, 11:07:54 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on March 03, 2018, 12:57:43 AM
Times like this, I'm glad I didn't buy the Shogun.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 03, 2018, 01:05:33 AM
 
"..... not quite what I meant by 'outboard motor.'"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 24, 2018, 01:49:54 PM
  :-)

(http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2018/03/24/duck-unusual-boat-design.jpg) (http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/BM7rB)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on March 24, 2018, 01:57:15 PM
Don't forget to DUCK when transitting low bridges 8)


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: SteamboatPhil on March 24, 2018, 04:22:43 PM
"I thought WEB fittings were out of business"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on March 25, 2018, 03:54:11 AM
Proof that you can get down off a duck.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 25, 2018, 10:47:54 AM
 
 Sir Nigel Gresley 's grandson wasn't in the same league as his grandfather!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on March 25, 2018, 11:30:09 AM
Very obtuse Martin  :-))
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on March 25, 2018, 01:17:56 PM
That's 'off the rails' Martin.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on March 25, 2018, 04:36:04 PM
See he really is a bird brain
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 15, 2018, 04:56:49 AM
 :-))

(http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2018/05/15/ruuhkaa-joella.jpg) (http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/BvxKR)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on May 15, 2018, 07:17:44 AM
Where's Wally ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 15, 2018, 10:24:23 AM
 
The Emergency services were about to have an extraordinarily busy day at the bottom of the rapids.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on May 15, 2018, 11:46:08 AM
So who forgot the lock key?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 15, 2018, 01:34:53 PM
It appears that every one brought a paddle   ---  they just forgot the clothes peg for their nose
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 15, 2018, 01:41:51 PM
Where's Wally ?

All of them  --  unless its the four in the bottom right, but lost his red cap
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Howard on May 15, 2018, 02:43:41 PM

I bet that's a right Mayhem Weekend {-) .
                Regards Howard.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on May 17, 2018, 05:06:24 PM
A new road sign went up last month
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on May 17, 2018, 05:31:31 PM
No riding bikes with invisible wheels.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: jimmy2310 on May 17, 2018, 09:08:37 PM
Hogwarts next on the left.


Jimmy
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: SteamboatPhil on May 18, 2018, 10:43:39 AM
No low flying surfboards !
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 18, 2018, 01:04:54 PM
No ladies doing ballet on the bridge ?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 11, 2018, 11:38:09 PM
(http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2018/06/11/Screenshot-2018-6-11-Fiat-1100-Boat-Car-Coriasco-1952.png) (http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/BFgIS)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on June 12, 2018, 02:23:13 AM
Although Q was happy with the new Aquacar, 007 thought it would be a bit too conspicuous to blend in with the Monte Carlo set.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on June 12, 2018, 10:16:20 AM
Clarkson's latest Toyboata
Now available on Amazon


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: SteamboatPhil on June 13, 2018, 09:38:15 PM
Oh you wanted a "car boot sale".............not boat sail.... <*<
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 28, 2018, 10:04:52 PM
 
(http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2018/06/28/c8454bb07441774539e0e6924220a889.jpg) (http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/B70v3)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on June 28, 2018, 11:13:59 PM
there must be an easier way to wash the nose of the plane
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on June 29, 2018, 01:52:35 AM
The hardest part of the Pilot Agility Test was balancing the fighter jet on its nose in two feet of water.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on June 29, 2018, 01:58:08 PM
Sub hunting in the USA
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 29, 2018, 07:16:07 PM

It was eventually agreed, the vertical take system needs a minor rethink.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on June 30, 2018, 02:24:38 PM
I used to have a fountain pen you refilled like that
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: KitS on June 30, 2018, 05:46:47 PM
The Grumman Cougar experienced some brake system issues during carrier qualification.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on June 30, 2018, 05:50:08 PM
All bets on the third wire are off🤣
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 30, 2018, 08:31:51 PM
Right number 1, when we get over that sub release the plane to puncture the hull as we have run out of torpedos
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 30, 2018, 08:33:25 PM
Ha Ha Ha - that sub captains going to get a shock when he looks through the periscope, I've manage to balance a plane on it
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: SteamboatPhil on June 30, 2018, 08:51:02 PM
I told you to unplug the charging cable...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 01, 2018, 04:02:30 AM

"Is this really the easiest way to get sea temperatures?!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on July 05, 2018, 11:39:25 AM
This made me smile.
Source http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:http://www.movecommercial.com/exhibition-history-of-cammell-laird-shipyard/

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 05, 2018, 12:03:51 PM
 
"I'm not convinced of your assurance; "Of course it's Safe!""
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on July 05, 2018, 01:30:20 PM
just a bit of light surface rust - nothing to worry about.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on July 20, 2018, 08:40:30 PM


(http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2018/07/20/37603543_10216889226809365_8990475596983173120_o.jpg) (http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/BqhV2)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on July 20, 2018, 08:54:08 PM
The first Sub a roo
Ned


Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on July 21, 2018, 03:08:52 AM
Ghost Busters Marine Division goes stealth
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on July 21, 2018, 03:30:26 AM
My Sister in Law proudly showed her new Mercedes 63 GLI wagon in shiny black with black tinted windows

I suggested to her that it make a great vehicle for the Entourage at a Funeral Parlour.....she did not think my comment was funny

4 months later, my Brother went to a Tire Distributor & asked to have the 22" rear tyres swapped over to the front..... as after 5000km the fronts were scrubbing out on the outers

The salesman said they could not do this ...so yes the front rims were also 22", they were different widths & narrower than the rears

A new 22" tire ...285 R45-22RZR tire was about $700.00 each   {-)

Same applies here
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 06, 2018, 03:53:09 PM

From: 
http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,61342.msg647065.html#msg647065


(https://preview.ibb.co/ccTFmK/Launch1.jpg) (https://ibb.co/jDi4fe)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 06, 2018, 07:17:41 PM

Professor Calculus experimenting with his new model boat launch robot.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: The Old Gals on August 06, 2018, 08:55:47 PM
“Now, eh was I putting this boat in or taking it out of the water?” %% %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Onetenor on August 09, 2018, 11:59:44 PM
Is that plane going down or up?
Title: Re: Launching.
Post by: dreadnought72 on August 15, 2018, 08:31:27 AM
Please do Martin :-))


"The radio-controlled brick wall was not an immediate success at the pond."


Andy
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Howard on August 15, 2018, 01:06:47 PM

 aw which button do I press to make him go in with the boat.
                 Regards Howard
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Danny on August 15, 2018, 01:24:04 PM
"Nearly there mother - just this little kerb to get down and Specsavers is across the road".
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: canabus on August 15, 2018, 01:24:43 PM
Hi All
It must be a very old boat as it requires a walker frame to get it into the water!!!

Canabus
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Post by: Baldrick on August 24, 2018, 04:06:32 PM
What bit of "DONT TOUCH ANYTHING" did you not understand ?


(http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2018/08/24/article-2236515-1626FF14000005DC-457_634x369.jpg) (http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/J25kP)
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Post by: tigertiger on August 24, 2018, 04:33:38 PM
You’re only supposed to blow the ruddy oars off!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on August 24, 2018, 05:03:18 PM
Blow Q


Ned
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Post by: dougal99 on August 24, 2018, 05:50:56 PM
Semtex? I thought you said Tippex!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Howard on August 24, 2018, 09:49:58 PM
mmm I think the heads was blocked
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on August 31, 2018, 09:58:54 PM
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Post by: Howard on September 01, 2018, 12:03:22 AM

wow I like the brakes  dear but did you need to slam them on that hard.
 Regards Howard..
         
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Post by: tigertiger on September 01, 2018, 01:00:49 AM
Whatever floats (carnival) you boat  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on September 01, 2018, 12:38:28 PM



  I note no signals were hoisted before pulling over to inside lane.
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Post by: warspite on September 02, 2018, 11:47:04 AM
the inshore scallop war is intensifying, as french fishermen modify their boats to get to the inshore lakes before the English do
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on September 12, 2018, 10:26:14 PM
 
(http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2018/09/12/Innerstate-at-Maritime-Festival-Credit-Great-Yarmouth-Tourism.jpgssl1.jpg) (http://modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/JBwIn)
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Post by: birlinn on September 15, 2018, 08:07:18 PM
The pirate ship idea proved to be a walkover.
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Post by: dougal99 on September 15, 2018, 09:36:55 PM
The Strictly pairing wasn't an obvious favourite but was awarded a Brucie bosun.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on September 15, 2018, 11:01:00 PM
Gulliver is rescued from Lilliput by an old crow.
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Post by: Capt Podge on September 15, 2018, 11:34:59 PM
 I said "WALK THE PLANK", not the "WHOLE FLIPPIN' SHIP" !! >>:-(

Regards,

Ray.
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Post by: Howard on September 16, 2018, 12:44:00 PM

When I said leg it I did'nt mean bring the ship.
            Regards Howard
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Post by: Onetenor on September 20, 2018, 12:58:09 AM
The crew in that basket need BOVRIL Stops that sinking feeling. According to the Ad
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Post by: Martin [Admin] on October 27, 2018, 01:39:10 AM

(https://preview.redd.it/21p1jh2m6i0z.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5468c4f0ac0eaa47e29e194cb56bda282a43e619)
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Post by: derekwarner on October 27, 2018, 04:09:35 AM



A Bridge Too Far?........ is a 1977 epic war film based on the 1974 book of the same name by Cornelius Ryan %) ..... Derek
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 19, 2018, 09:57:10 AM
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2018/11/19/46482009_105954307091082_3337530072524390400_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/JKo5w)

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=105954303757749&set=gm.518482035284584&type=3&theater&ifg=1
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on November 19, 2018, 12:02:34 PM
 
80% off list price!
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Post by: plastic on November 19, 2018, 12:07:56 PM
You should see the gun I used to shoot this beast.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on November 19, 2018, 12:12:14 PM
Now I know what a Semi Kit is  :embarrassed:


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on November 19, 2018, 01:24:14 PM
Quote from: Martin [Admin
link=topic=17267.msg654494#msg654494 date=1542628954
 
80% off list price!



  Must be taking the "P"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on November 19, 2018, 02:22:47 PM
Finished with engines chief.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on November 20, 2018, 07:41:04 AM
When yer boat is sinking and yer shorts are sinking, sink a can of Blue. You know it will make you feel better.
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Post by: Howard on November 20, 2018, 11:02:05 AM

The stern looks great in the dinning room but the wife's not to happy about the hole in the wall.
         Regards Howard.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 02, 2018, 04:51:41 AM
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2018/12/02/46801554_761487500861865_3052961770172841984_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/Jcd93)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Onetenor on December 02, 2018, 05:19:33 AM
I wish that engineer would come to fix the dryer.
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Post by: Onetenor on December 02, 2018, 05:30:00 AM
Times like this, I'm glad I didn't buy the Shogun.
   A good job this boat wa there when we shot off the dock
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Post by: Baldrick on December 02, 2018, 08:49:45 AM
Who left the sails behind ?    I suppose I won't get my smalls back till we make harbour
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Post by: Capt Podge on December 02, 2018, 08:58:00 AM
Signal to the fleet NO.1 - "England expects every man to do his dhoby"  {-)


Regards
Ray

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Post by: Netleyned on December 02, 2018, 09:17:27 AM
Where's Martin?
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on December 02, 2018, 11:00:39 AM
I see 'long johns' Silver is on board
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Bob K on December 02, 2018, 12:49:15 PM
We all bet our shirts on this Round The World race entry, but she came in last.   {-)
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Post by: Howard on December 02, 2018, 08:19:12 PM

Awww HMS Hotpoint on sea trials.
                         Regards Howard.
                               

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on December 03, 2018, 11:35:53 AM
Ah, I remember that - the Hotpoint Aqualtis on its round the whirld spin cycle
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Post by: mrlownotes on December 03, 2018, 02:45:40 PM
Who on earth wears the pink underwear hanging lowest ??  %%
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on December 03, 2018, 02:58:21 PM
A lot of the crew appear to wear onesies
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on December 16, 2018, 03:30:25 PM
Ho ho ho!
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Post by: Netleyned on December 16, 2018, 03:34:27 PM
This is the last boiler test this year %%
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: mrlownotes on December 16, 2018, 03:55:40 PM
"Hey darlin', did you hear that noise on the roof ?'
" Yeah, I think it must be rain dear".
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on December 16, 2018, 04:02:53 PM
"Hey darlin', did you hear that noise on the roof ?'
" Yeah, I think it must be rain dear".


Only the sweep looking for Sooty  :embarrassed:
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: coch y bonddu on December 16, 2018, 05:26:39 PM
Klunk you are only supposed to look down the chimney when conducting a boiler test not ruddy well clean it....havn't you learnt anything off Steam Boat Phil yet....for crying out allowed he got stuck down Saskias funnel and that's how he lost his TEETH
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Howard on December 16, 2018, 06:42:02 PM

I told you not to tell Mr grumpy next door that your lights was better then his.
                      Regards Howard.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on December 22, 2018, 07:29:26 PM
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2018/12/22/48423289_10156943687333841_7593782236965502976_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/JiQ4Q)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Klunk on December 23, 2018, 05:24:26 AM
Steamboat Phil still has no idea!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on December 23, 2018, 11:58:35 AM
They said that putting a ship in a bottle was easy. Bah! Humbug!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on January 15, 2019, 06:15:50 PM
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2019/01/15/49763673_2202659576664125_5574405690899824640_n804ab73e1be037fc.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/JviOS)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on January 15, 2019, 06:21:51 PM
I gotta bilge pump 8)
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Howard on January 16, 2019, 10:58:09 PM
What bow-wave.
                Regards Howard
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Post by: Taranis on January 16, 2019, 11:06:31 PM
Doh! Too much ballast
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Post by: hopeitfloats on January 17, 2019, 07:42:27 AM
just a minute guys. a few more metres and it will be up and planning
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on January 17, 2019, 10:43:14 AM
The boat skipper
"right, we have been pulling you all afternoon, now its our turn, start pulling"
as he sternly looked at the water skier


 :}
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 15, 2019, 09:02:51 PM
 :-)
 

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2019/02/15/sub1.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/Ju7t5)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Taranis on February 15, 2019, 09:37:52 PM
Please can I play too  :kiss:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: grendel on February 16, 2019, 07:29:00 AM
Dorothy wondered what she was to do now, her submarine had landed on the wicked witch of the west, and the ruby slippers were nowhere in sight...
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on February 16, 2019, 08:27:51 AM
When the surgery said that they could not find a locum to cover a doctor's holidays Mary offered to step in. She said she has had a lot of practice subbing.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on February 16, 2019, 12:29:26 PM
The new innovative Luge had a design flaw - the central stabiliser was too far back and the one near the head should have been two - one each side - and the Olympic committee was not happy with the rocket assisted design.  %)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 20, 2019, 12:48:05 AM
 {:-{

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2019/02/20/52581065_10216083266108847_477563125948743680_n.jpg)
https://www.facebook.com/groups/EliteRCBoats/permalink/2083795391706852/?comment_id=2084620154957709
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Howard on February 20, 2019, 04:46:48 PM
I don't care what you say I HAD  RIGHT OF WAY.
Regards Howard.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on February 20, 2019, 05:01:36 PM
The bow thruster was fitted further aft to facilitate sideways movement.
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Mark T on February 20, 2019, 06:59:56 PM
These young un’s just won’t listen. I’ve told em time and time again - braking distances are further in the wet  :o
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Post by: Capt Podge on February 20, 2019, 08:02:03 PM
These young un’s just won’t listen. I’ve told em time and time again - braking distances are further in the wet  :o
{-)
I like that one - most apt.


Regards
Ray

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dougal99 on February 20, 2019, 09:02:54 PM
No that's not what I meant by 'running in the boat!'
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: BrianB6 on February 20, 2019, 10:03:24 PM
O.H. and S are going to .................
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on March 26, 2019, 06:11:34 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on March 27, 2019, 02:35:35 AM
Well done Granpa :-)) .....Opa :-)) ...Old One :-)) .....or what ever you are called ...it doesn't matter .....congratulations


Having Grandchildren is a blessing in itself.....[I have 8 Grandchildren]....so I can cuddle, burp, cuddle & give them back to their Parents {-)


Derek
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Post by: BrianB6 on March 27, 2019, 03:59:13 AM
i
Quote from: derekwarner_decoy link=topic=17267.msg662491#msg662491 date=1553654135

Having Grandchildren is a blessing in itself.....[I have 8 Grandchildren
....so I can cuddle, burp, cuddle & give them back to their Parents {-)


Derek
Quote
It is also terrific when they are older and come in asking "What have you got for breakfast"? at 11 a.m. :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on March 27, 2019, 09:10:53 AM
I cannot wait till mine have kids, so I can screw them up like the kids have screwed up us - retribution - only kidding, will train the little ones to keep there rooms to the same standard as ours did  %) ;)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on March 27, 2019, 09:44:29 AM
And the lullaby goes:



So I'd like to know where, you got the notion
Said I'd like to know where, you got the notion
(To rock the boat), don't rock the boat baby
, don't tip the boat over
(Rock the boat), don't rock the boat baby
(Rock the boat)............
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on March 27, 2019, 05:00:54 PM
Took me a while to recognize that 70-80's sea shanty  {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 01, 2019, 05:21:58 PM
 :-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Howard on May 01, 2019, 05:27:39 PM
see tides in.
 Howard
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dreadnought72 on May 01, 2019, 05:28:38 PM
The Weightwatchers cruise started badly.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Dreadnought on May 01, 2019, 05:32:07 PM
Who forgot put the plug back in?  :o :o
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 01, 2019, 05:55:03 PM
 
The Diving School boats.... are just that!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on May 01, 2019, 11:07:39 PM
Inspector :police: Plod would suggest two vessels moored together, then taking on sufficient water to sink, is more than a coincidence %)   and so a warning for all not to tie up your vessel at No 13 Mooring


....so the caption could be................."No 13 strikes again"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on May 02, 2019, 03:24:59 AM
William's new concept for land yachts had not been fully understood, down at the marina.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 02, 2019, 08:30:03 AM
Probably the aircon on the right boat was so good it sucked out all the moisture from the air - and the air, so much it took out the left boat
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 02, 2019, 08:32:23 AM
Quint stood on the jetty nodding his head - with a deep sigh he said to the salesman " dont you have anything bigger"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 02, 2019, 10:57:13 AM
Probably the aircon on the right boat was so good it sucked out all the moisture from the air - and the air, so much it took out the left boat

 {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 17, 2019, 05:12:45 AM
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2019/05/17/60263272_2532944136717767_1576726685280108544_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/JAcSh)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: BrianB6 on May 17, 2019, 06:21:11 AM
To get here from the bay, THAT'S what I call speeding.

p.s. Happens quite often in N.S.W. where it looks like the photo was taken
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on May 18, 2019, 09:31:59 AM
"Excuse me sir - you may have run out of fuel but thats no excuse, you have just passed the turn off for the petrol station and I am certain they would have been able to accomodate your need for two stroke"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on May 25, 2019, 01:29:35 AM
 
"...   hold my beer!"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: plastic on May 25, 2019, 07:48:59 AM
Sir, do you know this is a one way street and you're going the wrong way?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on May 25, 2019, 12:41:15 PM
Boaty McBoatface had several children. His youngest was the most wayward, and the police often had cause to escort him home.

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on May 25, 2019, 02:05:50 PM
"You have missed the entrance to Wicksteed,
Make a U turn when possible"
Ned

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: robbob on May 25, 2019, 06:51:58 PM
Well it's like this officer, the road was wet and I started aquaplaning......
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 05, 2019, 10:14:24 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/djPggSg/Olympic-Propellers-2.jpg)
RMS Olympic
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 05, 2019, 10:15:35 AM
 
"..... What size servos are we using?"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: TugCowboy on June 05, 2019, 10:33:18 AM
"Can someone give Bob K a ring and see if we've got these on the right way round"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: plastic on June 05, 2019, 11:03:50 AM
Are you sure this is 1/350?
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Tug Fanatic on June 05, 2019, 11:13:14 AM
"Isn't it a pity we couldn't get a matched set of 3 the same"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on June 05, 2019, 11:14:10 AM
Get some water in and work out the ballasting.


Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: dreadnought72 on June 05, 2019, 11:28:26 AM
"Secret Weapons of the First World War: Baron von Bulow's Armoured Zeppelin"
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: roycv on June 05, 2019, 12:09:03 PM
The office says that the outer props are supposed to turn the other way. If that's what they want, somebody give me a hand with the spanner.

Roy
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on June 05, 2019, 01:05:20 PM
Whose turn is it to get the ball down?

Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Howard on June 05, 2019, 08:48:17 PM
what do you mean two blades are left handed and two are right handed too equal them out :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: derekwarner on June 06, 2019, 12:06:18 AM
Its all in their stance

There is only 1 engineer amongst that lot.......the ones with hands behind their backs are Deck Officers, the ones with hands by their sides are Dock Workers & haven't a clue

The only person with any knowledge as to the shaft seal leak is the Scottish Engineer with his hands firmly in that authoritative manner on his hips
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 06, 2019, 02:30:40 PM
AAWWW BuuGGer, i't wrong size of rudder
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Netleyned on June 06, 2019, 02:51:39 PM
I ordered a THREE Bladed Prop.
Not THREE BLOODY Props <*< <*< <*<
Ned
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 07, 2019, 08:31:38 AM
Has someone checked if the linkage to the servo is connected
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Colin Bishop on June 07, 2019, 05:15:33 PM
No two ways about it lads - we're totally screwed.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 11, 2019, 05:13:11 AM

'What to you mean 2mm shafts, not 2m ?!?!?!? - Look at the plans! .... Oh!.... That's not just a smudge then....!'


Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: LJ Crew on June 11, 2019, 08:17:22 AM
That's why it goes round in circles!
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 11, 2019, 09:44:06 AM
Didnt yee see it was rubbing - get the 600 grit sandpaper, it'll be a long nite tonite to fix it
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Martin [Admin] on June 15, 2019, 12:34:52 PM
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2019/06/15/Battle1.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/JgOTD)
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 15, 2019, 12:55:27 PM
What do you mean you have right of way
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Taranis on June 15, 2019, 01:16:32 PM
Hi hope they don't drop anchor  <:(
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Howard on June 15, 2019, 06:18:49 PM
NO  you back off you give way to sail that's the law of the sea now do as your told or you'll be reported the MOD'S  and you'll be sorry if you up-set them.
                Regards Howard.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Capt Podge on June 15, 2019, 09:25:47 PM
Now, that's taking rivet counting to the extreme!


Regards
Ray.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: tigertiger on June 16, 2019, 02:17:26 AM
Steam gives way to sail, but your are not under sail 'Sunshine'.
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: warspite on June 16, 2019, 09:59:02 AM
ooooohhh - so yours is bigger than mine - so what
Title: Re: Random Caption Competition!
Post by: Baldrick on June 16, 2019, 10:02:21 AM
45,000 tons of old iron doesn't  scare me  (much )