How the hell did you swap places with hammy the hamster
Daz
"I can't understand it, I always used to launch like this when I was in OMRA!"No wonder you never win anything ;)
Danny %% {-)
Rooney visits Lilliput
Found the elf in 'elf and safety'
"No Gary I'm 16 MUCH too old for you!"
" He really thinks that he runs the country" :}
That hull is definitely well sealed against any leaks
(http://s15.postimage.org/b61h15aaf/HMS_Dauntless_007.jpg) (http://postimage.org/image/b61h15aaf/)I'm sure the tide wasn't this high when we came up the river captain {-) {-) {-)
What do they mean by Max Headroom???????
I only asked her to dip the headlights.......
"Counting the galleons on the New Jersey turnpike, it took me four days to hitch-hike from Saginaw"
(Sorry, Paul)
DM
Costa cruises standard issue holiday wear
:-)
"Lets tell Bob that he needs Goldfish too... a bowl about this size!"
I can do a joke about the name of the boat... but I'd probably have to ban myself.
eddie SNOWBART ?
Next time you ask for "scaled up" figures remember to stipulate the scale required %%Correct, but also list the scale correctly such as 1/32, 1/10 etc, not 32/1 O0 O0 {-) {-)
Regards,
Ray.
just wait until the lego death star arrives..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-22652421 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-22652421)
left 'High' and 'Dry'the tethers aren't accessible from deck?
PS: Something not quite realistic about this picture. The mooring tethers are all at different angles. Odd ?
Uh!!!!.......How does it work again?1 potato, two potato, three potato, four............................. scissors, rock, paper O0 O0
I told you! "we're going to need a bigger boat!"
sea cat ship defence system w
Somali pirates change course to rhino poaching.{-) {-) {-)
Somali pirates change course to rhino poaching.
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Captain, when I said I needed to go ashore I didn't mean literally >>:-(
Regards,
Ray.
And Captain, couldn't you have got a little closer to the jetty.
Coalville visitor shows the long term side effects (10,000yrs+) of using 2.4ghz model radio frequencies.
"Is there a more beautiful sight in the natural world than a mother cruise-ship suckling her calf?"
Would you need Planning Permission for that? How would you describe it to a Planning Official?
Yep, it was an answer to a digressive message about Sydney Lindt cafe, as this message disappeared I removed mine :embarrassed:
platinum soup bagel (the film)
Martins donatation to the food bank
Dave
Fairy Tale of New York?:}
Jimmy
fairytail of new york
frank
Is this the start of a soap opera? :kiss:
Oh Flipping heck it GETS WORSE....Martin please please keep taking the tablets
Dave
we 3 kings from orient are
More he said, you want more {-) {-) {-) here am I thinking this is a model boat forum %) %) not bondage :o :o :o
It's Caption Competion, not Capturing Competion O0
Goodness...... :o this Ned bloke ain't 1/2 smart is he {-) ..... DerekHi Derek.
Yes. Please wash them first!
Yes. Please wash them first!please wash in cold we wouldn't want the chocolate melting and leaving brown stains, would we?
Silent Night ?
Martin is darned good at these - O0
Was it not the Manfred Man Earth Band that sang Fox on the Run?......just trying to remember the lyrics......must be some connotation to Downing Street ... :o Derek
Looks photoshopped to me, see back leg!
Worlds fastest laxative.
Man to woman, "So what do chickens eat?"
>>:-(
Hello Sir
we bring back to you the chicken he is not rather cooked
>>:-(
Try this one then...i have seen this one before
Rich
i have seen this one before
Some time later, they discovered that the plans had not been fully unfolded!
Extreme Ironing! :-))
Try this one then...
Rich
Treats, the invasion you can have between meals without ruining your Appetite for Destruction
The small family group easily warded off the invasion treat... the Navy counting themselves lucky after the savage encounter.
I take it CAPSTANS, would have weighed it down to much
Easiest way to empty the fuel tank would be to leave the engine running.
What batteries does the proprietor take? I'll get some fresh ones:O)
What batteries does the proprietor take? I'll get some fresh ones:O)He's nuclear powered.
He's nuclear powered.
Jack and Bob from the boatyard are often called upon to assist, when the river cruisers are calving.
He's a Theremin player....
He's a Theremin player....
(how many of you will work that one out! ok2 )
Didn't realise there were so many "youngsters" on Mayhem! {:-{
They say every cloud has a silver lining....but......Tornados in OZ.... %).... Derek
Not a problem warspite..........Google is amazing :(( .....but it appears that we must change our thoughts
%) ......as if you ask 'does Australia experience tornados?'...you get
ten kinks that say yes O0
one link that I have shown <*< ...........naturally I chose to be deceptively selective :-)) ...... Derek
"That's it!! Your diet starts tomorrow!"
:-)
Full size part-works kit, available in weekly parts.
Almost complete, parts 1-5 missing
the nearer one has better curvesthe furthest one has twin sails :embarrassed:
Morale will continue until the beatings improve!
'This is just not funny! Now will you please open the damn hatch?'
Oooh! politics :police:
I wouldn't want the UK to join the Euro but if you holiday in different European countries it is very handy to have one common currency. I still have odd coins left over from pre Euro days that never got used.
In the inspection this car is refused for nauseating smokes
That was the 'Wurst' joke I have read yet {-)
So, if the front was converted into a barbequeue, what was the rear made into?
There's an Aga in the boot.
The boarding times will not be good at Heathrow....
Think some more training is called for.
Ned
( Sort of boat related pictures Nemo! ) <*<
"Play it? Sorry, can't plug it in!"
Pizza chef convention hit by freak flood.
Walter from Yarmouth was determined to make his personal point about noisy jet-skis offshore of his bungalow.
If only Mayhememrs new running the site is bringing me to my knees
:o
'Roof-top Parking Available'
'Actually, I'm looking for my submarine, Officer'
Yes officer it's a little deep - where abouts in the road am I - hold on I'll ask the wife - I'm stood on her shoulders
'Just a trim please!'
"I must be feeling nuts to hang out of the car like this!"
( one a week! ) :-))
( one a week! ) :-))
isnt that the starfish from spongebob?
YOU WATCH SPONGEBOB?? :((
YOU WATCH SPONGEBOB?? :((
:kiss:
Y - M - C - A.......!
And thence he sayeth "thy steerage will be remiss, having to rely upon that miniscule rudder" ...
upon which I thrice smote him with my sturdy cane!!
Sorry your majesty, but thus is the IS your new Flag Ship.
The plans veryly be one to one!
NB: What painting is it?[/color]
This surely has great potential for the geniuses on here?
if I can just straighten this bit - no one will notice the mess I made of the rest of it
That pic, especially the guy not losing a drop from his glass, has got a lot of exposure in the Aussie media, not to mention facebook, with lots and lots of commentary %% %% %%not really that difficult as its a bottle - check out the shadow.
'ere officer, I think I know you - don't you live in Letsby Avenue? ok2
then I started to play the ' how many police officers are in the picture'
Under water golf has seemed such a good idea in the bar last night.
He's at it again!So why do they call him "Limpy" then ? {:-{
I warned him but he said 'No worries, I never put a foot wrong'!
M&S's new range, self assembly jumper and a weeks/months worth of lamb products
The guy selling the car said it was a Lamborghini O0
Driver, I want to go to Lambeth, drop me out side Woolworths I need some Baaaas of soap. %)
I want to claim political Assylum please.:police: i'll MULE it over
it must be a mersey ferry - a long eared lover from liverpool
Guys.....when I mentioned 'Carnival Line vessels' ....I meant two vessels moored side by side O0
Look at the line of the deck stern of the stacks.....the vessel on the right is some 2 to 3 meters FWD of her mate on the left
Derek
:o ....would be a buggar of a job changing the sheets on the top two berths >>:-( ......... Derek
Naa, its just 'tacky'
A 'Bridge too far' ??
Ooooo, who's up for a game of Tetris?!
Hobbyking UK back orders :embarrassed:
Doomed to travel round the world
until the customers get fed up and buy
elsewhere %)
Ned
'Thank you Mr Dali, but your services will no longer be required'
Boy to his dad: "Dad, why is that man pulling that boat along with a piece of string?"
Dad: "Son, have you ever tried pushing a boat along with a piece of string?"
Simple it is not a
Man-O-War
but a
Tug-O-War
That knitted bow fender didn't last long !
Beats a bit of string anyday.
Ned
Where's Martin?I found the cat already! %%
Ned
t
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My hobby was model ship-building, then I got fed up and decided to shelve it! O0(http://www.sol.me.uk/icons/groan.gif)
Well it keeps the rain out !
(http://cdn.trendhunterstatic.com/thumbs/david-kemp.jpeg)
http://laughingsquid.com/wooden-whaler-a-whale-sculpture-made-of-derelict-fishing-boats/ (http://laughingsquid.com/wooden-whaler-a-whale-sculpture-made-of-derelict-fishing-boats/)
Our pond-weed expert, whose previous attempts proved futile, advances with his latest nuclear device.
*Note anti-radiation protection*
Somehow I think we should have got a proper painter rather than the guy down the fun fair.
Caption Competition - Just for laughs, no prizes.
No Batman ! you use the bottle to launch the ship derrr
Caption Competition - Just for laughs, no prizes.
Post number one.
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No Batman ! you use the bottle to launch the ship derrr
Ahmed was so proud of his new car's custom made air-conditioning...................
Now that,s what you call a fart !
Community support officers incensed at their proposed new support vehicle. 'We even have to shout WEEEEOW WEOW WEOWWEOW! one officer said.
I was kicked of the Black Mary for not following the dress code and something about LEGO
These Ryanair flotilla sailing holidaysand I still have to pay to use the loo - though the que is no that long
are a bit basic :embarrassed:
Ned
and I still have to pay to use the loo - though the que is no that long
come in number 23 - no - not you, no - not you, you to the right, no - my right, your left, I'm talking to that man young lady now please stay out of this, wheres he gone now, has he changed jacket so as I cannot see him, I can see you - you wont get away, watch where your going, sir, can you wait till I sort that gentleman out first - I know you have been waiting, as you can see I am busy, bu##er he's disappeared again - sorry madam I didn't mean to cus, sir I said I would get to you shortly............madam will you please stop interfering, sir I did say I would ge... stop that - will someone stop that man he is getting away......
The Victoria Thames Water boating team didn't let hosepipe bans or the drought interfere with their weeking jollies.
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa59/anotherbaldrick/what.jpg)
Must be wooden or plastic blocks or something like that John
A Hamlet moment ...
(https://i.imgbox.com/GAlU0SNS.jpg) (http://imgbox.com/GAlU0SNS)
Where's the rescue Springer when you need it 8)
Ned
I love the expression on the dog's face.
"Have you got a Size 13, same style as this but in black?"
"Captain! Sugarburg, dead ahead!"
Donkey powered .Couldn't afford a horse. Probably works out as a Half Horse Power
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Have we done this before?
(http://www.charterworld.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Pershing-108-3.jpg)
smaller
"Pocket plane"?!?!?!?
If you do have an air boat, beware tall trees O0
Where's Wally ?
Please do Martin :-))
link=topic=17267.msg654494#msg654494 date=1542628954
80% off list price!
Must be taking the "P"
Times like this, I'm glad I didn't buy the Shogun.A good job this boat wa there when we shot off the dock
"Hey darlin', did you hear that noise on the roof ?'
" Yeah, I think it must be rain dear".
These young un’s just won’t listen. I’ve told em time and time again - braking distances are further in the wet :o{-)
....so I can cuddle, burp, cuddle & give them back to their Parents {-)
DerekQuoteIt is also terrific when they are older and come in asking "What have you got for breakfast"? at 11 a.m. :-)
Probably the aircon on the right boat was so good it sucked out all the moisture from the air - and the air, so much it took out the left boat
Page 87 reply #2170 Martin :PDon't rock the boat ! {-)
Page 87 reply #2170 Martin :P
In the lastest sports news
In the premier ship between Grimsby and Peterhead fishing fleets - the red card had to be shown when two defenders used excessive force on the centre forward
Grimsby fishing fleet would be hard put to field a five a side team these days <:( <:( <:(
Ned
Airfix have upped their game with their latest super kit!
Makes a change from pond weed
Now I know what they mean by Tractor Tug
Ned
Err - you do know that catamarans have the hulls side by side not one on top of the other?
Anchors Huawei!!!
"That's the last time I buy a two sheet plan from eBay!"
{-) {-) :-))
Hi Martin, any chance of a link? Am genuinely interested but all I can find is a link to Facebook (tentatively apart from usual AIS trackers). Last time I saw something like this it was a salmon farming barge of sorts. Don't think this is though.
so how do they get the batteries in those pods ?
Was the designer short of materials when he did the funnel, it looks like he took a KFC (there are other retailers available) popcorn box and stuck that on the model - the ship builder probably reduced it's weight by just making the framework :D %)thats the base of a crane, without the jibs and booms etc
Now I know what they meant by Navy cut backs and cutting the Navy in half and down to half its size some one misread the M. O. D. Letter. {-)
Regards Howard
Any guesses what has happened here? :D
(https://i.ibb.co/dGsWh3c/Engine-1.jpg)
She lost her other half to model boating
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