Model Boat Mayhem

Mess Deck: General Section => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: Wasyl on January 12, 2010, 06:51:35 pm

Title: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: Wasyl on January 12, 2010, 06:51:35 pm
In a newspaper yesterday it was reported that a Curry takeaway delivery driver in Paisley,"suburb of Weegieland"was mugged for  curry carry out to the value of £45 they also stole £30 from the delivery driver,They were seen to escape in a dark coloured car that had what looked like a model boat in the back, {-) {-)

Wullie
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: tigertiger on January 13, 2010, 12:28:14 am
Wasn't me, honest  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: Colin Bishop on January 13, 2010, 08:36:07 am
They need to be caught while the trail is stil hot!  %)
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: Martin (Admin) on January 13, 2010, 09:03:41 am

I've got an alibi too!

...... what kind of curry by the way?
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: Peter on January 13, 2010, 09:12:28 am
Wullie,

With the description of the car, it is a good job I am on the east coast!!

Peter
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: Wasyl on January 13, 2010, 09:51:35 am
I've got an alibi too!

...... what kind of curry by the way?
...The best kind,..Indian {-)

Wullie
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: Wasyl on January 13, 2010, 09:54:48 am
Wullie,

With the description of the car, it is a good job I am on the east coast!!

Peter
..I knew it could,nt be you,..you can,t run,...mind you what about that Norry,..does,nt he live in Paisley {-) {-) {-)

Wullie
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: norry on January 13, 2010, 10:05:06 am
I wouldn,t eat curry if it was the last food on earth...I hate the stuff...
I havent had a model boat in my car now for almost 4 months...And you woulbn,t see it anyway my cars too high...

So it wasn,t me..It must have that Big Boy that keeps running away...
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: Wasyl on January 13, 2010, 11:55:59 am
Big Boy??? there was no mention of a Big Boy in the paper,..the plot thickens,as for no having a boat in yer car for 4 months,how did you get yer boats to Richmond just before Christmas,or when you went to Gretna?.wi Scottish Pride in the back,? {-)..there,s spies everywhere, {-)

Wullie
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: norry on January 13, 2010, 04:04:04 pm
As Usual, You are starting to talk through your Curry Shute, Wasyl...

Me at Richmond just before Christmas...I dont Think So...Not been there since 3rd week in September..,

As for Gretna...I took my Daughters car to give it a run...

Your Spies arent very good...Eh...Maybe it was them that robbed the curry Delivery Guy...They would have to turn their hands to something else due to being Sh&&e at Spying...
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: Wasyl on January 13, 2010, 05:15:14 pm
yid better watch that big doag disnae bite ya,again {-) {-) {-)

Wullie
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: maninthestreet on January 13, 2010, 09:16:03 pm
Perhaps the model boat in the back of the car was a bargey?
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: PMK on January 13, 2010, 09:41:45 pm
Curry shute?
CURRY SHUTE???

Is that what they call it around your way?

Heheheeeee!
Spot on!
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: Wasyl on January 13, 2010, 10:19:18 pm
As Usual, You are starting to talk through your Curry Shute, Wasyl...

Me at Richmond just before Christmas...I dont Think So...Not been there since 3rd week in September..,

As for Gretna...I took my Daughters car to give it a run...

Your Spies arent very good...Eh...Maybe it was them that robbed the curry Delivery Guy...They would have to turn their hands to something else due to being Sh&&e at Spying...
correct me if i,m wrong,but Sept comes before Dec, {-)and what would you know about curry shute,s,you don,t like curry, ;D
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: tobyker on January 13, 2010, 11:28:36 pm
If it was on the parcel shelf in the car it must have been a (not) mushroom bargey!
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: DARLEK1 on January 13, 2010, 11:36:30 pm
Norry is tooo defensive here it has got to be him, LOL. :}
 Paul...
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: PMK on January 14, 2010, 04:42:02 am
Can't be him. He says the culprit is someone called Big Boy.
(I'll just take another check inside me pants)...

Hey!... I don't care what the rumours are. And Scotland is too far a'travel for a free curry anyway.
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: BlazingPenguin on January 21, 2010, 03:05:22 pm
Make sure that currys not from the ASDA deli in Glesga....can be an exciting experience these days.
Apparently the coppers went inside looking for clues, they were ages in the sweetie aisle....there were reports that the victim had a bounty on his head!  %%

Other members please note that this party was reffered to as Kevin the Gerbil...no mention was made of penguins of any form, blazing or not  :D
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: Wasyl on January 21, 2010, 09:35:49 pm
Do they have an Asda in Paisley? %% %%

Wullie
Title: Re: Curry muggers in Paisley,
Post by: Netleyned on January 22, 2010, 05:32:10 pm
Asda cant get in
Its the last stronghold of Macfisheries {-)