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Mess Deck: General Section => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: Patrick Henry on February 18, 2010, 06:44:08 am

Title: Who is it...
Post by: Patrick Henry on February 18, 2010, 06:44:08 am
Who's a silly boy then?
Who had a shower last night and managed to fall out of the bath and twisted his kneecap?
Who cracked his head on the bathroom sink?
Who's got bruises everywhere this morning?

Who feels a right fool this morning?


Answers on a postcard please....



mutter mutter ouch ooh it hurts
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: Deep Diver on February 18, 2010, 07:23:36 am
Just a normal day then D/H {-)
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: Patrick Henry on February 18, 2010, 07:28:13 am
Guess so Fred...and I was stone cold sober!


Rich
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: Arrow5 on February 18, 2010, 08:20:04 am
OK if we call you a headbanger then :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: Patrick Henry on February 18, 2010, 08:36:20 am
OK if we call you a headbanger then :embarrassed:

Headbanger, kneebanger, everythingbanger...the words "feeling a total wassock" spring to mind.


Rich
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: barryfoote on February 18, 2010, 08:45:20 am
Rich,

The problem was you were sober. You should ingest some alcohol to help get the balancing program in your brain to work, otherwise it forgets and you fall over!! %% %% %% %% %%
Title: Re: "She fell oooover!"
Post by: Martin (Admin) on February 18, 2010, 08:46:49 am
And it may have hurt less if you were tipsy... and you would have had an excuse!   :P
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: Patrick Henry on February 18, 2010, 09:12:08 am
Rich,

The problem was you were sober. You should ingest some alcohol to help get the balancing program in your brain to work, otherwise it forgets and you fall over!! %% %% %% %% %%
I think my balancing program may have a virus, Barry...

And it may have hurt less if you were tipsy... and you would have had an excuse!   :P
It was bad enough calling work and saying I wouldn't be in 'cos I couldn't bend me leg Martin, the stick I'd have got if I'd have said I was tipsy at the time would have been unbearable!!


Rich
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: sheerline on February 18, 2010, 03:24:33 pm
Done that, bin there Rich....twice! First time, fell out onto the floor, missed washbasin and landed all wet and slippery on the floor unhurt. Second time, reached out with right arm and grabbed edge of washbasin on the way down and stopped with my nose an inch from the floor..... pulled and tore all the muscles in my right shoulder and  suffered from the effects for two years.
You are not alone!
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: SteamboatPhil on February 18, 2010, 04:02:39 pm
Thats why I have baths, besides its no fun having a shower, how do you play with your boats------ok I opened myself up there  O0
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: malcolmfrary on February 18, 2010, 04:24:05 pm
Quote
Who feels a right fool this morning?
Not being judgemental, but its OK if you both agree and there's one nearby.
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: Martin (Admin) on February 18, 2010, 04:26:55 pm
Thats why I have baths, besides its no fun having a shower, how do you play with your boats------ok I opened myself up there  O0

You must have a pretty big bath to get a flash steamer going while you're in there too Phil!
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: sheerline on February 18, 2010, 04:43:43 pm
I get the occasional 'flash steamer' too! :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: sheerline on February 18, 2010, 04:45:46 pm
And in a shower cubicle too!!
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: Patrick Henry on February 18, 2010, 05:14:45 pm
"I'm forever blowing bubbles...." is it Chris?



Rich
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: sheerline on February 18, 2010, 09:43:52 pm
Modesty prevents me from adding further to my post suffice to say, I really must get that extractor fan wired up, it's fitted but not quite finished yet. It does have a shaded pole motor thank goodness.
Title: Re: Who is it...
Post by: Patrick Henry on February 18, 2010, 09:45:19 pm
Shocking... O0



Rich