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Late night posts + grogs x disrespect = invalid simples, as Uncle Orlov would say !
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Late night posts + grogs x disrespect = invalid simples, as Uncle Orlov would say !
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Richard
Please see last night's posts and subsequent actions taken before you wear yer chin out !
Regards
Korks
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It's the invalid bit I don't get ? (http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/wheelchair.gif)
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I think its quantum physics, not for mere mortals...
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It's the invalid bit I don't get ? (http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/wheelchair.gif)
(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/angry2.gif)
it's the whole lot i don't get.........quantum physics....ssssimmpeelllzzzz
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Goodness gracious
Valid = valid
Invalid = not valid.....wheelchair or not !!!!
sheeesh !
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nope! I'm still not getting it, valid OR invalid................give us all a clue?? {:-{ {:-{ {:-{ {:-{
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Awww c'mon fellas help me out here !
Please explain the difference between a valid account and an IN valid account !
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Awww c'mon fellas help me out here !
Please explain the difference between a valid account and an IN valid account !
Two letters. I and N. :D Heading for cover now before the <*< starts.
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Dona maka any da sense down ere idder. {-) {-) {-)
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Good God....and the Ruskies sent a monkey into space.... Roll on death...demob's too far away !
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(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/taz.gif) (http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/taz.gif) INVALID WHAT !!!!!!! (http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/taz.gif)(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/taz.gif)
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Good God....and the Ruskies sent a monkey into space.... Roll on death...demob's too far away !
i think you'd give even Sigmund Freud, and Carl Jung A HARD TIME matey, as i have't a b****y clue as to what you are on about %) %) %)
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Dont post late at night when you have had too much to drink if you want to stay a member
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Methinks has de wrds rong mus be talkin abour disabled AKA invalid caus et happens wen ya drunk %% %% %% %%
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Dont post late at night when you have had too much to drink if you want to stay a member
Figured that out, but why INVALID !!!!(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/taz.gif)(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/taz.gif)
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Some humour is best appreciated with subtitles :-)
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or then again subtitles for the hard of thinking maybe ?
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Dont post late at night when you have had too much to drink if you want to stay a member
Thanks mate, but it seems some people still don't realise that the word INVALID has two entirely different pronunciations....meaning if they don't renew their driving license it will need a wheelchair ....lol lol
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"Mirror, Signal, Engage brain cell."
"oops! Stalled it again...."
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Thanks mate, but it seems some people still don't realise that the word INVALID has two entirely different pronunciations....meaning if they don't renew their driving license it will need a wheelchair ....lol lol
as per IN VA LID.........OUT OF DATE.....NOT CURRENT....EXPIRED ETC
and INVA-LEED............DISABLED
Rex
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Anyhoo Kiddies...teech has just gone to the cupboard under the stairs to hyper ventilate for a while so.........
School's out for summer !
(and please NO goodbye Mr Korks comments!)
Korks
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Thanks mate, but it seems some people still don't realise that the word INVALID has two entirely different pronunciations....meaning if they don't renew their driving license it will need a wheelchair ....lol lol
We got it down ere see 15 above :(( :(( :((
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How does it stay in va lid? Are veyr sum luggidge straps? {:-{
Regards Ian.
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How does it stay in va lid? Are veyr sum luggidge straps? {:-{
Regards Ian.
Look into my eyes look into my eyes...not behind 'em not around 'em look into my eyes....you WILL know the difference between invalid and invalid !
OK... 3-2-1 back in the room !
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Korky, like everyone else I am rather bemused by your original post. If you have a problem with some posts then report them to a moderator instead of making rather obtuse, and seemingly pointless, comments, and giving a number of people, me included, brain strain %% trying to work out what the 'eck you're talking about {:-{
Peter.
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Korky, like everyone else I am rather bemused by your original post. If you have a problem with some posts then report them to a moderator instead of making rather obtuse, and seemingly pointless, comments, and giving a number of people, me included, brain strain %% trying to work out what the 'eck you're talking about {:-{
Peter.
obtuse pointless or just plain ol' amusing....seems peter that many other mayhemers aren't missing the point but if humour (dark or otherwise) is not welcome here then so be it !
Ps I've seen far more obtuse and highly pointed remarks being bandied around on this forum and yet, not a peep from you about them. Nor the equally obtuse responses to my original mail.
Is there something you'd like to say to me ? I have a sense of humour thank G, and if that's in any doubt, why not ask those shipmates who've actually met me ?won't mention names but I'm sure one or two would assure you that my humour, once understood, is a constant factor in my life.
I shan't bother posting again, just sit here on the touchline and observe......................
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You keep posting Korky, we like your sense of humour. [I knew what you were on about from the start]
I'm hoping Peter's ticking off was a bit tongue in cheek looking at his emoticons.
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obtuse pointless or just plain ol' amusing....seems peter that many other mayhemers aren't missing the point but if humour (dark or otherwise) is not welcome here then so be it !
Ps I've seen far more obtuse and highly pointed remarks being bandied around on this forum and yet, not a peep from you about them. Nor the equally obtuse responses to my original mail.
Is there something you'd like to say to me ? I have a sense of humour thank G, and if that's in any doubt, why not ask those shipmates who've actually met me ?won't mention names but I'm sure one or two would assure you that my humour, once understood, is a constant factor in my life.
I shan't bother posting again, just sit here on the touchline and observe......................
Kinky
Korky,
Perhaps posting in "hoomoor" might have given the "obtose' a leg up. {-) {-) %% %%
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Kinky
Korky,
Perhaps posting in "hoomoor" might have given the "obtose' a leg up. {-) {-) %% %%
Thanks FaartyGunner ooops RaaArtyGunner you've renewed me faith in the non sequitur. oh poo ! gone and done it again innit ?
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Korky, I'm really pleased that many people aren't "missing the point", but my age, coupled with the fact that we Aussies are a bit slow (all down to the fact that we spend our entire lives upside down here on the other side of the world %%) means I still don't get it. However, don't let it worry you, if others appreciate your humour then, by all means, keep it up O0, always keeping in mind this is a family forum :-)
Peter.
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Korky....... {:-{ I am just down the road a bit from Peter [Lennox Head to Wollongong] ......like 856 kilometres further toward the south pole :P ...so technically speaking I am further upside down than Peter >>:-(...& I don't get your
humor either <*< .........Derek
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Derek and Peter you are not alone - I haven't a clue what Korky's talking about either - and I don't have any Aussie antecedents
Geoff
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Me tink ita to do wit da hinglish lanwage.
Ya no 1werd meens 2 tings.
But then guys I am furher North and now in the Sunshine, It is getting warmer. {-) {-) {-)
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I know English can be
difik diffoc hard, and I do appreciate the two meanings and pronunciations of "invalid", but what I don't get is what started it all in the first place, in Korky's original post {:-{. Perhaps it's all that blood running to my brain, and slowing it down {-)
Peter.
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Hi Peter,
You sound like The Dog in Footrot Flats {-)
Nick
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{-)...Nick.... I think Korky &
U should start a direct line of misunderstanding...... but just leave the rest of Mayhem members out of it O0
Am I missing something here? ...what is Footrot Flats ? ..................& who is the dog?............is this thread now turning into an unknown veterinarian quiz show? {-) ;D %) <:( ....Derek
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/Footrot_flats.jpg)
Peters post was exactly like when The Dog has trouble spelling something {-)
http://www.oneil.com.au/footrot/
And I can't believe you haven't heard of Footrot Flats {:-{
Nick
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I know English can be difik diffoc hard, and I do appreciate the two meanings and pronunciations of "invalid", but what I don't get is what started it all in the first place, in Korky's original post {:-{. Perhaps it's all that blood running to my brain, and slowing it down {-)
Peter.
The English language is the richest and most diverse in the world, but rapidly becoming the most abused too.....text speak...gangsta rap....chav chat etc !
It saddens myself and many others to witness this wholescale massacre of what is, after all, the universal language and the only good thing is that I shan't be around to attend the funeral...OK rant over Peter.
As for the origin of this post, look back at the Wants and Swaps thread for 04/08/2011 witness not only the disrespect shown by a certain member for the moderators, but also the not so skillful use of grammar punctuation and spelling.
'Ere while I'm still around Peter.....
Did you hear about the Lady who went into a cocktail bar and told the barman that she'd like a double entendre ?
so the barman gave her one !
Korks
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Evening Korky............now from your comments {:-{ ....you could take offence with my salutation ....however I would ask that you reflect on a number of points
1. I am not a moderator of this WEB site.........but a humble member ....... %) for a number of years
2. Model Mayhem is essentially a WEB site for model boating and associated activities :-))
3. Model Mayhem is open to any person wishing to join for the benefit of membership providing the prospective member accepts the conditions of the WEB site regulations & guidelines :police:
4. Any new member when researching the archives will easily see that there have been many SPITS & SPATS relative to the use of the English language
5. I for one of convict stock from the first fleet.....have documented evidence that we were taught the correct use of the Queens English en-route to OZ...... O0
6. I suspect many of those left behind [in UK] were never taught such literary skills
Having said all of this ..... >>:-( Mayhem is about model boating & was never intended to be an English language learning or criticism class ........... ...............Derek :P
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I'm born and bred English and I understand Korky perfectly, but I am the right way up. :-)).
This topic is a follow on from the banning of Ryan by Martin.
http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=31810.0
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Evening Korky............now from your comments {:-{ ....you could take offence with my salutation ....however I would ask that you reflect on a number of points
1. I am not a moderator of this WEB site.........but a humble member ....... %) for a number of years
2. Model Mayhem is essentially a WEB site for model boating and associated activities :-))
3. Model Mayhem is open to any person wishing to join for the benefit of membership providing the prospective member accepts the conditions of the WEB site regulations & guidelines :police:
4. Any new member when researching the archives will easily see that there have been many SPITS & SPATS relative to the use of the English language
5. I for one of convict stock from the first fleet.....have documented evidence that we were taught the correct use of the Queens English en-route to OZ...... O0
6. I suspect many of those left behind [in UK] were never taught such literary skills
Having said all of this ..... >>:-( Mayhem is about model boating & was never intended to be an English language learning or criticism class ........... ...............Derek :P
errr....thought the working title for this thread was "Chit-Chat ..Almost anything you like here !" .mmmmmmmmmmmmm must've misread it I guess !
Korks
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Korky, Derek is an Aussie and therefore has a weird sense of humour.
His post is supposed to be funny[I think] :-))
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Korky
Looks very much like your original joke fell a bit flat, m'duck. No comedian who ever trod the boards didn't tell at least one duff joke in his act. Think of it as 'pearls before swine' if you like, but best to draw a line and move on, methinks............that is once you've explained who Uncle Orlov is {:-{
(but if he's related to Uncle Albert then I really don't want to know)
DM
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Korky
Looks very much like your original joke fell a bit flat, m'duck. No comedian who ever trod the boards didn't tell at least one duff joke in his act. Think of it as 'pearls before swine' if you like, but best to draw a line and move on, methinks............that is once you've explained who Uncle Orlov is {:-{
(but if he's related to Uncle Albert then I really don't want to know)
DM
Never heard of Orlov ? philistine !
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Ah! Phylis Stein! Now you're talking. The most celebrated - if not to say notorious - theatre critic in the whole of New York society in the 20s and not to be confused with Dorothy Parker - a pale imitator in the opinion of many. It was Phylis who, having seen one of Noel Coward's little play at its Broadway premier, was moved to remark "Ee, by eck - that were reet borin' owd cr*p, that were!". She also once opined that Gloria Swanson "looks like 't back end of a tinker's oss" while she held that Charlie Chaplin's films were "abaht as funny as a burnin' orphanage". Such wit; such charm; such a grasp of the mother tongue. We shall not see her like again.
DM
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Ah! Phylis Stein! Now you're talking. The most celebrated - if not to say notorious - theatre critic in the whole of New York society in the 20s and not to be confused with Dorothy Parker - a pale imitator in the opinion of many. It was Phylis who, having seen one of Noel Coward's little play at its Broadway premier, was moved to remark "Ee, by eck - that were reet borin' owd cr*p, that were!". She also once opined that Gloria Swanson "looks like 't back end of a tinker's oss" while she held that Charlie Chaplin's films were "abaht as funny as a burnin' orphanage". Such wit; such charm; such a grasp of the mother tongue. We shall not see her like again.
DM
What are you on Dave, anti Albert pills ?
Time to come off them methinks.(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/hippie_10.gif)
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Now that's right funnny ACTion!
Ignore the request to come off the pills, let's have more of the same.
One question, did you play any part in writing the script / book titled "I didn't know you cared"? (A BBC show from a few years back ).
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Like Derek, I too am "old school", so to speak, where we were taught the correct usage of the English language. However, also like Derek, I believe that Mayhem is NOT the place for a discussion on semantics. About the only things I was ever any good at at school were English, particularly spelling, and Geography, subjects I retain an interest in to this day. Spelling mistakes jump off the page at me, which is sometimes a curse, especially when reading some newspapers, where modern reporters using American based spell checkers get right up my nose >>:-(.
Having got that off my chest, I am certainly not about to criticise Mayhemmers for their spelling, and I don't expect anyone else to do so either.
Korky is quite right, while Mayhem is principally a Model Boat related site, Chit Chat is as he says - almost anything goes O0.
Dave, I'm a big fan of Phyllis Stein too {-).
Derek, I can't believe that you have never heard of Footrot Flats :o It was a comic strip written by New Zealand cartoonist Murray Ball. It ran from 1975 until 1994 in newspapers around the world. For your further edification, look here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footrot_Flats (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Footrot_Flats) :-)
Peter.
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One question, did you play any part in writing the script / book titled "I didn't know you cared"? (A BBC show from a few years back ).
I think you'll find that Peter Tinniswood was the culprit there, although I am reminded that once, having been almost totally overcome by tiredness, emotion and Shipstone's Bitter, I performed an act of gross micturation behind a rosebush in the garden belonging to the mother of Robin Bailey. You will recall that Mr Bailey (now sadly departed) was the thespian who gave us the immortal 'Uncle Mort' and whose Mum lived in the neighbouring village of Burton Joyce.
Happy days, eh?
(Now watch the self-appointed Modelboat Mayhem Forum Guardians of Good Taste panic as they try to find that M word in their copies of the Mary Whitehouse Dictionary of Filth).
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I think you'll find that Peter Tinniswood was the culprit there, although I am reminded that once, having been almost totally overcome by tiredness, emotion and Shipstone's Bitter, I performed an act of gross micturation behind a rosebush in the garden belonging to the mother of Robin Bailey. You will recall that Mr Bailey (now sadly departed) was the thespian who gave us the immortal 'Uncle Mort' and whose Mum lived in the neighbouring village of Burton Joyce.
Happy days, eh?
(Now watch the self-appointed Modelboat Mayhem Forum Guardians of Good Taste panic as they try to find that M word in their copies of the Mary Whitehouse Dictionary of Filth).
You spelt your M word wrong Dave, that should upset Peter. {-)
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You spelt your M word wrong Dave, that should upset Peter. {-)
Don't think so, old dear http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Micturation (http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Micturation)
but maybe you do it differently down nearer the equator - or below it. Hardly the sort of stuff I'd want "leaping off the page" at me, though :o
DM
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Isn't it usually done below the Equator......?
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Isn't it usually done below the Equator......?
Try telling that to Mrs Bailey, Admiral. But she had terrific roses that year.................... 8)
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Sorry oh great one, I thought you meant http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/micturition
My apologies.(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/master-1.gif)(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/master.gif)
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Sorry oh great one, I thought you meant http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/micturition
My apologies.(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/master-1.gif)(http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p8/DickyD_photos/master.gif)
"You say potato and I say potato
You say tomato and I say tomato.........."
Doesn't seem to work on the page, does it? Let's call the whole thing off, eh? ;)
DM
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Or as the naval signal from an RN destroyer to a cruiser has it:
"At last! Antelope meets Pennyloap"
Colin
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You spelt your M word wrong Dave, that should upset Peter. {-)
No it won't, because Dave is right O0- and so are you, Richard, as it appears that there are 2 accepted spellings :-) (Mind you, I had to look it up {-) )
Peter.