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Title: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: bat44 on August 29, 2011, 02:24:13 pm
well it may be small but it is all mine and er in doors has not a say in what happens in side it, as i have told her she is not to go in side  >>:-( <*<  because you know what will happen when they get a foot in the door
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Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: John Mk2 on August 29, 2011, 03:19:09 pm
Same as my 2nd shed that ! Plus far to many man drawer's in the house (Or so Ive been told)  %)
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: nhp651 on August 29, 2011, 04:01:12 pm
All ya need now is a bar at one end, and a silver pole in the middle for yer dancers.....the misses will never know if you spray instant dust and saw dust onto the windows {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: bat44 on August 29, 2011, 06:18:45 pm
girls going through the house mite give the game away but could give it a go
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: tony52 on August 29, 2011, 10:11:45 pm
well it may be small but it is all mine and er in doors has not a say in what happens in side it, as i have told her she is not to go in side  >>:-( <*<  because you know what will happen when they get a foot in the door

Just wait until she wants somewhere to overwinter her prized geraniums, or store her plant pots. lol.
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: bat44 on August 30, 2011, 12:01:52 pm
not if i can help it
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: Patrick Henry on August 30, 2011, 12:20:24 pm
There speaks a very brave man....



Rich
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: pugwash on August 30, 2011, 12:51:45 pm
It happened to me - She had a little shed for garden furniture ect then she wanted a greenhouse so the shed got knocked down
and all the furniture crept into my workshop closely followed by a saddle and harness, then a shelf full of concoctions for her plants
(can't leave them in the greenhouse they will get damp) final straw she got a bike and yes also into the workshop.
Dont ever let them get a foothold inside!!!

Geoff
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: bat44 on August 30, 2011, 04:47:39 pm
so what is the best way to keep re in doors out
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: pugwash on August 30, 2011, 04:59:39 pm
~It's off to the farm suppliers and get a battery operated electric fence and wire it up to the shed door handle.
It wont cause any great harm BUT REMEMBER TO WEAR RUBBER GLOVES WHEN OPENING THE DOOR YOURSELF
I will buy whoever tries this a crate of ale.  Bet nobody has the nerve to try it.

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Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: boatman 101 on August 30, 2011, 10:21:15 pm
~It's off to the farm suppliers and get a battery operated electric fence and wire it up to the shed door handle.
It wont cause any great harm BUT REMEMBER TO WEAR RUBBER GLOVES WHEN OPENING THE DOOR YOURSELF
I will buy whoever tries this a crate of ale.  Bet nobody has the nerve to try it.

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HI GEOFF when i read this i nearly died  {-)
but i think you are right nobody dares if i tryed that she would be out with the old  <*< an she would be  >>:-( as i must admit my missus has stated to take over my shed as hers is full of junk what she says she wants an that im building my nimitz in her kitchen mind you i must clean up after every build session
chris
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: bat44 on August 31, 2011, 03:04:48 pm
well she has said she will not want to use it so i should start believe her right ? :(( :((
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: richtea on August 31, 2011, 03:45:02 pm
well she has said she will not want to use it so i should start believe her right ? :(( :((

Don't forget it's a womans prerogative to change her mind  O0
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: bat44 on September 01, 2011, 11:18:32 am
now i got her girl friends  wonting to come round and paint it pink with flowers on it   >>:-( >>:-( >>:-( >>:-( >>:-( >>:-(
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: stew49 on September 01, 2011, 12:23:44 pm
Get some nice big spiders. it keeps my wife out of my shed  {-)
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: bat44 on September 01, 2011, 03:47:24 pm
will work on er in doors but not on some of her friends
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: pettyofficernick on September 01, 2011, 04:00:58 pm
I got rid of the wife, much easier than shed security. Now I work in the house, clean up when I need to and no interference. :} :} :} :}
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: thegrimreaper on September 01, 2011, 06:50:00 pm
~It's off to the farm suppliers and get a battery operated electric fence and wire it up to the shed door handle.
It wont cause any great harm BUT REMEMBER TO WEAR RUBBER GLOVES WHEN OPENING THE DOOR YOURSELF
I will buy whoever tries this a crate of ale.  Bet nobody has the nerve to try it.

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right you owe me a crate of ale pugwash  missus said she wanted curly hair this idea of yours worked pugwash also stops the cats weeing on the shed  :-)) :}
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: pugwash on September 01, 2011, 07:03:00 pm
My god what size cats have you got over there that can reach the door handle and would like some photographic evidence of the
little ladies hair standing on end

Geoff
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: dodgy geezer on September 01, 2011, 07:50:43 pm
FILL IT UP WITH YOUR STUFF FIRST!!!
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: bat44 on September 02, 2011, 09:28:24 pm
if i did that to the cats she would kill me then she would have the shed then
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: ben hall on September 03, 2011, 10:25:45 am
I'm surprised now one has said put a lock on it  its what i did i gave my mum a key pretended I lost mine so took hers and Ive conveniently  %) misplaced them every time she wants to go in   :-X
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: bat44 on September 03, 2011, 11:17:03 am
yes but what happens when you are in side it then er in doors comes in then what? if you argue to much that means no more cups of tea and cake when you wont one and er in doors cakes are good so you have to go and make your own and that means going into her kitchen and that's a total new ball game
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: ben hall on September 03, 2011, 04:04:56 pm
you make a good point but your shed like my one has a window so she can see in anyway but this Technic is to stop er and er friends coming in unattended and making the place tidy and flowery and organized aka: hell



                                                                                                       kk
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: unicorn on September 03, 2011, 08:16:16 pm
 %) %) %) %) %) %) %) %)

              Yes! but what happens when your inside it then `er in doors creeps down the path and locks you in !!

               Do you    1  phone a friend                     --  oh! forgot the phone
                             2  dig a tunnel                         --  oh! no gardening tools allowed in the castle
                             3  plead forgiveness                 --  oh! no brownie points left
                             4  look for the spare key           --  oh! the electric`s turned off and we have no candles
                             5  ?????????????????
                             6                            
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: ben hall on September 03, 2011, 08:54:11 pm
make a constant and loud anoying noise till she gets fed up or the nabers complaine    and thinking about it  er indoors stuck out side you in your castle full of boats and boat projects just work and sleep untill she pittys you and lets you out


option 6 you take the lock off every time you go in and take it in with you

          7 you dont over think a simple plan ?
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: bat44 on September 04, 2011, 10:09:59 pm
er in doors taken pitty on you what planet are you on!? sorry forgot your just a kid mums don't count wait, till you have a er in doors
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: MikeA on September 04, 2011, 11:23:44 pm
er in doors taken pitty on you what planet are you on!? sorry forgot your just a kid mums don't count wait, till you have a er in doors

lol thats harsh. krafty kid er in doors will not let you out under any circumstances unless she wants something. wait till you get a er in doors and youl also find yourself relegated from kitchen table to a shed!!
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: irishcarguy on September 05, 2011, 05:03:03 am
Put the make/ suss on her every time she comes near the shed,after a week you wont see hide nor hair of her.
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: bat44 on September 07, 2011, 10:27:27 pm
do you think that's going to stop her, when she gets an idea their's no stopping her you no what they are like
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: Abuelo3 on September 07, 2011, 11:19:16 pm
this is my special place
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: Abuelo3 on September 07, 2011, 11:20:55 pm
more pictures
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: Shipmate60 on September 07, 2011, 11:23:34 pm
That looks a very hard stool.

Bob
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: Brian_C on September 08, 2011, 09:35:28 am
heres my castle (workshop)  bedroom and loft with a place to chill to  :-))
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: dodgy geezer on September 08, 2011, 10:07:18 am
What is it with modellers and little stools......? %% %%
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: Brian_C on September 08, 2011, 10:11:30 am
i dont eat a lot,   saves on bog paper  {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) %% %% %% %% %% %% :-))
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: treeboa on September 08, 2011, 10:51:19 am
you make a good point but your shed like my one has a window so she can see in anyway but this Technic is to stop er and er friends coming in unattended and making the place tidy and flowery and organized aka: hell



                                                                                                       kk

cured my mrs from that game, easy, first time they come in get amorous, push the situ as far as you can, ignor the squeals and protests but allow her to escape, once that happens a couple of times you will find your left alone in your domain, only problem is if she decides its fun  {-) {-)
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: catengineman on September 08, 2011, 04:35:10 pm
Pet SPIDER

works for me
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: irishcarguy on September 10, 2011, 09:07:13 am
Hi Brian, a place to die for. Mick B.
Title: How it works at Dodgy Towers...
Post by: dodgy geezer on September 10, 2011, 03:49:01 pm

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It has to be worded like this, because she might be carrying a pint of beer.... in which case, she's authorised.... :-)) :-))
 

Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: bat44 on September 10, 2011, 08:39:08 pm
i wish she bring me a beer <:( <:( <:( <:(
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: Netleyned on September 12, 2011, 04:34:04 pm
After 70 plus miles doon the A3 it would be flat  >:-o  >:-o  >:-o

Ned
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: bat44 on September 13, 2011, 10:22:46 am
get amorous!!!!!!! I'm trying to keep her out not keep er coming back besides to many things to break in the shed :embarrassed: :embarrassed: :embarrassed:
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: DickyD on September 13, 2011, 11:09:13 am
Only room in my castle for me.

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Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: Brian_C on September 13, 2011, 12:39:42 pm
nice setup dicky   i like it  :-))
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: rmaddock on September 13, 2011, 12:43:33 pm
I like the subversive use of an ironing-board!  O0 {-)
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: DickyD on September 13, 2011, 12:52:52 pm
I like the subversive use of an ironing-board!  O0 {-)

Ideal for boats when spraying etc when you want to get to both sides without touching boat.
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: rmaddock on September 13, 2011, 01:29:25 pm
Ideal for boats when spraying etc when you want to get to both sides without touching boat.

Oh! Don't spoil it with a logical explanation Dicky!  >>:-( I prefer to see it as the first blow in the revolution!  %%
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: pugwash on September 13, 2011, 01:35:39 pm
Unfortunately in our house the ironing board is my part of ship - wife has never used it for 3 yrs
She is under the impression that because I was in the Navy that I can iron better than her. I have noticed she is getting that
way about the Dyson recently.

Geoff
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: rmaddock on September 13, 2011, 01:38:25 pm
Geoff  {-)
I decided that ironing was environmentally unfriendly  %) No, honestly! All that heat energy floating away into space.
Save the planet! Go creased!  {-)
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: tony52 on September 13, 2011, 01:50:43 pm
I have noticed she is getting that way about the Dyson recently.

Surely to drive a Dyson, you will need lessons and pass a Dyson driving test.... lol
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: pugwash on September 13, 2011, 02:11:34 pm
Tony if you saw my wife's driving you wouldn't even suggest another test to drive a Dyson.
I'll put it this way I met my wife when I was sent to deal with a Road accident near the Scottish border. The person in the
unturned car strapped into to her seatbelt was my wife to be (no other vehicle involved) - That was April Fools day 1982,
and since then she has had some memorable accidents.

Geoff
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: Nordsee on September 13, 2011, 08:19:15 pm
Sheds? Workshops? I have seen model shops with less Stock!! How do you get away with having all those boats etc? Fortunately my Wife has several Hobbies, (Dolls Houses, Boot Sales etc) which require my skills to get her going on any new projects she has. Also she likes me to have a Hobby, she will sometimes come with me when I go sailing, chats with the other wives and picks up the latest Gossip...
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: irishcarguy on September 14, 2011, 05:33:13 pm
DickyD, you are obviously the boss in your house or is your shop in a remote location ?.Talk about a massive investment & some great looking models, terrific workshop,thanks for the pictures, Mick B.
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: DickyD on September 14, 2011, 06:45:28 pm
DickyD, you are obviously the boss in your house or is your shop in a remote location ?.Talk about a massive investment & some great looking models, terrific workshop,thanks for the pictures, Mick B.
Have a very understanding wife who is also my best friend and who has financed all my boatbuilding since I had to retire early because I have emphesyma. :-))
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: irishcarguy on September 15, 2011, 02:59:08 am
You are one lucky man,I have had to semi /retire because of a bad heart & high blood pressure, I have had a stroke too, but every morning when I wake up on the right side of the grass I am a happy man. We are like old cars , we wear out. You are a very good model builder & long may you do so, Mick B.
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: sunworksco on September 15, 2011, 04:02:29 am
Our hobbies do create much optimism that keeps us all living longer!  :-))
Kind regards,
Giovanni
Title: Re: a man's castle(shed)
Post by: dondecap on September 19, 2011, 01:52:49 pm
hi guys.
well mine is the 'dinning room' was
aka gym,music room, spare room, and just about any thing else she can think of  :} :} %)
tool locker
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trainer......self destructs on landing  :embarrassed: :D
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latest build waiting for paint....Mas TB  34"
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my little helpers.............. another hobby ....watercolor...... when waiting for funds/parts....they can redesign any part instantly....no need to even ask them  {-) {-) {-)
(http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh268/dondecap/16092011280.jpg)
at least its warm and dry ............ but relegated to the outside drydock/bikeshed/patio store/place where all ends up when not needed. for spray work  :} :}
But I think I can build better than paint at the moment... :} :}

regards
don