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Mess Deck: General Section => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: RaaArtyGunner on November 03, 2011, 06:29:13 am

Title: How to get a job and present your CV in OZ
Post by: RaaArtyGunner on November 03, 2011, 06:29:13 am

 Resimay   


To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for  the job what I saw in the paper.   

I can Type realee  quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..   

I think I  am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,   
Pepole  really seam to respond
to me well.   

I no my  spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my  persinalety.     

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you  want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,   

I  can start emeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore  anser.   

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. 

Sinseerly,

BRIANNA   

PS : Because  my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.     



 


   
 


Employer's  response:

Dear Brianna ,   

It's OK honey, we've got spell check. 

See you  Monday.


   

Title: Re: How to get a job and present your CV in OZ
Post by: Arrow5 on November 03, 2011, 08:21:42 am

Your hired ! %%

Title: Re: How to get a job and present your CV in OZ
Post by: geids on November 03, 2011, 10:43:32 am

Whatever Arrow5 is offering for wages I will double it  {-) {-) {-)

Title: Re: How to get a job and present your CV in OZ
Post by: Arrow5 on November 03, 2011, 11:01:22 am

Do you really think she would work in MOTHERWELL,even for money :o :D ?

Title: Re: How to get a job and present your CV in OZ
Post by: malcolmfrary on November 03, 2011, 11:07:48 am

Quote from: arrow5 on November 03, 2011, 11:01:22 am

Do you really think she would work in MOTHERWELL,even for money :o :D ?

Probably for cash in advance.  Definitely not cheques.

Title: Re: How to get a job and present your CV in OZ
Post by: thegrimreaper on November 03, 2011, 01:17:54 pm

I just wish my sister would tell me when she is going to be on the net again  :}

Title: Re: How to get a job and present your CV in OZ
Post by: andyn on November 03, 2011, 03:02:42 pm

Noone show Mark this... I fear for my job :}

Title: Re: How to get a job and present your CV in OZ
Post by: john s 2 on November 03, 2011, 03:05:29 pm

Who would expect her to work? Just be there. John.

Title: Re: How to get a job and present your CV in OZ
Post by: treeboa on November 03, 2011, 04:27:09 pm

i can think of only one big problem employing you 










                                                                                     my wife  {-) {-) {-)

Title: Re: How to get a job and present your CV in OZ
Post by: irishcarguy on November 05, 2011, 07:43:29 am

RaaArty, where did you get that picture of MY wife, ? Mick B.

Title: Re: How to get a job and present your CV in OZ
Post by: fletch62 on November 05, 2011, 07:54:19 am

well with that at home i would nt work away from home  {-) {-) {-) {-)

Title: Re: How to get a job and present your CV in OZ
Post by: RaaArtyGunner on November 05, 2011, 09:59:19 am

Quote from: irishcarguy on November 05, 2011, 07:43:29 am

RaaArty, where did you get that picture of MY wife, ? Mick B.

The boss said it came with her application.  O0 O0 %) %)