Model Boat Mayhem

Mess Deck: General Section => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: hedgerowwpete on November 21, 2011, 05:05:32 pm

Title: Mayhem is evil !
Post by: hedgerowwpete on November 21, 2011, 05:05:32 pm
I cant believe how addictive model boats can be. I started out several weeks ago looking for a project/humbug gift for my 17 year old son and within a fortnight have completely handed my soul over to admin and his mayhem addict. %% %%

If he was to ever be seen out side a school selling model boats he would be shot, but on the internet he can get away with peddling his wares to all. :police: :police:

is there someform of witchcraft involved here, some form of computer screen mind hypnosis, smack laden keyboards, emails with secret subliminal messages. I was only looking for some thing to do as a one off. i have now spent three days working on a model boat plan and working out which parts of my anatomy are spare and how much i could get for them on flee bay. smutt absolute smutt.





Thanks admin, I love it here :-))
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: hedgerowwpete on November 21, 2011, 05:17:49 pm
sorry forgot to introduce myself .

i am pete from smethwick west midlands, now struck down with model boat sickness. i was looking at buying a second hand boat off flee bay and me and the lad repairing it and them off for a play on the park pond.

now after reading or should i say been infected by admin the evil, we have decided to go the full hog and we are going to make a foam model cover it in fibreglass and fit our own set up inside it,  proberly a nice simple  set up and from there we can star the rehab.

the thing is once you start to play with the idea of a model boat and then start to read about bait boats and being a fisherman you start to have a NEED FOR A MODEL BOAT rather than a toy.[img(http://i1093.photobucket.com/albums/i435/hedgerowpete/PIC_2767.jpg)][/img]
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: boatmadman on November 21, 2011, 05:22:14 pm
Another one reeled in hook, line and sinker.  :-))

Welcome aboard, the addiction gets worse!

Ian
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: Arrow5 on November 21, 2011, 05:49:32 pm
Looook into my eyes and repeat after me  SPRRRIIINNNGGGERRRRR   :o :o :o  SSSPPPRRRIIINNNGGGEEERRR %% %% %%   You are now under my `fluence      Welcome to our world FOOL {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: hedgerowwpete on November 21, 2011, 05:56:00 pm
I OBEY HO MASTER :}
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 21, 2011, 06:17:52 pm

 There is one cure... and it's a suppository!
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: fletch62 on November 21, 2011, 06:27:33 pm
it only gets worse  {-) {-) {-) {-) wait till your wallet gets the bug
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: Shipmate60 on November 21, 2011, 07:22:21 pm
Then the larger car to transport them, then the weekends away at shows.....................................
Shall I continue?

Bob
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: slug on November 21, 2011, 08:56:21 pm
it gets a lot worse dining room with nine boats +3 still in boxes for when i retire wont be able to afford them then my excuse i think i have a disease if it floats i want it but i dont want to be cured i wont know what to do !!!!! slug
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: Klunk on November 21, 2011, 09:18:30 pm
35 BOATS,  2 sheds, a loft and am getting a third shed 10' x 8' to put more boats in!
too addictive!
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: hedgerowwpete on November 22, 2011, 04:27:26 pm
 and to think admin walks tall durring the day, walking past total strangers unknowing of the evil that he is and pushing on poor ( will be soon) inoccent blokes,

now for that they must be made out of very shiney brass {-) {-) {-) {-)you just cant help but love him tho
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: MikeA on November 22, 2011, 04:35:50 pm
yes boating is addictive, after you sold all your stuff to pay for your habit the hard bit is trying not to go out muggin people for a new propeller.
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: Arrow5 on November 22, 2011, 04:40:46 pm
Right Pete`o the hedges, just what is that foam thingy you showed in your early post ???? Is it right way up or t`other, Ozward ?
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: Ade the Blade on November 24, 2011, 08:06:10 am
They tried to make me go to rehab and i said no no no
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: barryfoote on November 24, 2011, 08:14:53 am
Now this is what mayhem is all about. Good clean and great humour.. :-)) :-)) %% %% %%
Title: Re: admin is evil
Post by: DickyD on November 24, 2011, 08:33:39 am
Now this is what mayhem is all about. Good clean and great humour.. :-)) :-)) %% %% %%
                         


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Title: Re: Mayhem is evil !
Post by: SteamboatPhil on November 24, 2011, 10:02:48 am
3 non boat loving ex wives
45 Boats
large workshop
Big boat trailer
Mayhem weekend booked

........no I'm not hooked at all........ {-) {-)
Title: Re: Mayhem is evil !
Post by: geids on November 24, 2011, 05:29:24 pm
Model boats I can take or leave, because. There not addictive,  %% There not addictive,  %% There not addictive,  %% There not addictive,  %% maybe if it repeat that often enough I might fool myself into believing it 
Title: Re: Mayhem is evil !
Post by: Norseman on November 26, 2011, 02:12:05 am
So what are the better alternatives to this addiction? --------- erm dunno  {:-{ ------ well whatever floats your boat lads  O0

I'm currently fixated on finding an image of Foundation Franklin when she was The Gustavo Ipland - it was that or find the Holy Grail.
I like a challenge so I picked the ship ...........  %%

Dave

PS if you are addicted to meeting nice people - well you won't find a better place to do it.

Title: Re: Mayhem is evil !
Post by: derekwarner on November 26, 2011, 02:32:25 am
no....I am not hooked either  :embarrassed:

Today is Saturday in OZ = I am not @ work..... :-))

So today for me is soldering day for some engine support columns............. O0 ..........Derek

Title: Re: Mayhem is evil !
Post by: Norseman on November 26, 2011, 02:51:38 am
Aha!
Derek, your photos tell me you have a workshop, and lathes, and a mill, probably several micrometers and shim gauges.
I own a hacksaw but have lost the assembly instructions - will the Evil of Mayhem make me a proficient crafttsman and
free up the wife's dining table again?

Regards Dave
Title: Re: Mayhem is evil !
Post by: derekwarner on November 26, 2011, 03:26:19 am
 <:( ...sorry Dave.......

no lathes....no mill.....no micrometers or shim gauge  :(( ...I do have a vernier calliper without the TV set in the corner O0...& can read it...& a couple of tube benders & a Proxxon saw & a great collection of other bits & pieces.... 8)

I have simply modified premanufactured components  :o :o

Here is my current workshop bench today for my soldering work

I do find that little pencil gas torch a God send when soldering composite close located joints..........

To answer you question....... "will the Evil of Mayhem make me a proficient crafttsman" ...... %) ...I believe the answer is YES! ............ {-) Derek
Title: Re: Mayhem is evil !
Post by: HS93 (RIP) on November 26, 2011, 08:08:58 am
<:( ...sorry Dave.......

no lathes....no mill.....no micrometers or shim gauge  :(( ...I do have a vernier calliper without the TV set in the corner O0...& can read it...& a couple of tube benders & a Proxxon saw & a great collection of other bits & pieces.... 8)

I have simply modified premanufactured components  :o :o

Here is my current workshop bench today for my soldering work

I do find that little pencil gas torch a God send when soldering composite close located joints..........

To answer you question....... "will the Evil of Mayhem make me a proficient crafttsman" ...... %) ...I believe the answer is YES! ............ {-) Derek
Hey Dave there is a bottle of your favouret stuff in the black bottle, you know the stuff you like dipping your :embarrassed: fingers in. O0 {-) {-)

Peter
Title: Re: Mayhem is evil !
Post by: derekwarner on November 26, 2011, 08:39:35 am
Gents...... I must agree....the vintage of the content of the black bottle is  :-))..........Derek

Martin.....the server is still  %%

I will close this post......................Derek
Title: Re: Mayhem is evil !
Post by: hedgerowwpete on November 27, 2011, 03:42:59 pm
i am so jelous of you lads, to have all of those thing avalible, like tools, kitchen table, clear kitchen work tops, one day if i sacrifice enough chickens and the odd goat admin will supply me with them, or is it the wife leaves me because of the models but then i have enough room to do so ? {-)