Model Boat Mayhem

Mess Deck: General Section => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: Martin [Admin] on February 04, 2013, 04:07:22 am

Title: Football... type 2
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 04, 2013, 04:07:22 am
 
Just watched the Super Bowl XLVII: Baltimore Ravens v San Francisco 49ers, what a fantastic and eventful game, one of the best I've ever seen., right down to the last play and last 4 seconds!  - http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/american-football/21317635 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/american-football/21317635)


..... I Man City  v Liverpool match was really something too... Gerrard  still got it!

I've been I'll all day, Mrs Mayhem upping the rat poison dosage I guess..... you used to be able to buy 'Kaolin & Morphine' for stomach craps, what's the current equivalent?
Title: Re: Football... type 2
Post by: tigertiger on February 04, 2013, 04:23:48 am
If the cramping is due to constipation, the last thing you want is Kaolin. :-X
Title: Re: Football... type 2
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 04, 2013, 04:25:21 am
Evening TT!, no constipation, just real bad cramps
Title: Re: Football... type 2
Post by: Neil on February 04, 2013, 07:43:08 am


I've been I'll all day, Mrs Mayhem upping the rat poison dosage I guess..... you used to be able to buy 'Kaolin & Morphine' for stomach craps, what's the current equivalent?

Buscopan......for cramps.
Title: Re: Football... type 2
Post by: Bob K on February 04, 2013, 08:57:19 am
I just love American Football.  What a game !  Baltimore looked so good, but SF fought right back, down to the wire.  That kick off return after the superb half time show was an all time record, can't believe SF didn't stop him over 109 yards.  That and the mistake in not 'touching' Jones 'down' after that long pass reception led to another TD are things you cannot afford to do in a Final.
Title: Re: Football... type 2 (and Martin's poorly tummy)
Post by: ardarossan on February 04, 2013, 06:36:43 pm


I've been I'll all day, Mrs Mayhem upping the rat poison dosage I guess..... you used to be able to buy 'Kaolin & Morphine' for stomach craps, what's the current equivalent?

Martin,

I was going to suggest a different form of medication completely, as your original post indicated that you had a much....err?...   ....'stickier' problem, altogether!

I thought you'd been eating Tesco's horse Beef-burgers and got the trots!  {-) {-) {-)

Andy

p.s. On a serious note, a preliminary search on t'internet, suggest that you could be pregnant O0
 
Title: Re: Football... type 2
Post by: Norseman on February 04, 2013, 09:50:12 pm
Let's hope it's a model berth  {-)
Title: Re: Football... type 2
Post by: irishcarguy on February 12, 2013, 08:26:43 pm
Hi Martin, the sympathy you get here brings tears to your eyes & an ache to your belly. Mick B.
rears
Title: Re: Football... type 2
Post by: malcolmfrary on February 13, 2013, 10:39:24 am
Visit a real doctor - it might be a sign of something important.  If it is pregnancy, he should be able to offer valid advice after hes finished taking pictures and laughing.
Title: Re: Football... type 2
Post by: derekwarner on February 13, 2013, 07:08:13 pm
Malcom...we have it on good advice that Martin's doctor is of the female gender....
So when she has finished her internal examination of Martin's bits & pieces we may have an explanation.... {-) O0 %%  ......Derek
Title: Re: Football... type 2
Post by: Martin [Admin] on February 13, 2013, 07:13:01 pm
 
 {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)....Oi you two!!!  <*<