Model Boat Mayhem

Mess Deck: General Section => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: OneBladeMissing on July 05, 2007, 05:01:48 pm

Title: Anti-terrorist baggage-handler
Post by: OneBladeMissing on July 05, 2007, 05:01:48 pm
I've been reading about that bloke at Glasgow Airport who chinned that terrorist at the weekend. The way things are in this country, I'm amazed he wasn't arrested and charged with assault and, seeing as the terrorist is an Asian, a hate-crime as well.
Stay vigilant - keep an eye on those doctors!
Title: Re: Anti-terrorist baggage-handler
Post by: Robert Davies on July 05, 2007, 06:01:02 pm

There's still time yet :(
Title: Re: Anti-terrorist baggage-handler
Post by: catengineman on July 05, 2007, 07:50:07 pm
The terrorists lawyer has not filed the claim yet !
As there could be further claims against , the police, fire officers, ambulance crew or any body that was there ......

Richard,

BE alert..............this country need lerts.
Title: Re: Anti-terrorist baggage-handler
Post by: gingyer on July 05, 2007, 10:21:24 pm
The reason the lawyer has not filed the claim yet is that
nobody in Scotland is stupid enough to take the case ;D

The baggage handler's name is john smeaton I have attached a link
below to a website that is organising a night out to him and you can even
donate a pint to him  ;D ;D


I should point out the web site does not have a martin to monitor the postings so if you
are easily offended stay clear

http://www.johnsmeaton.com/
Title: Re: Anti-terrorist baggage-handler
Post by: DavieTait on July 05, 2007, 10:32:14 pm
If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow.....

Eyewitness accounts.

America: "Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, I just ran for my life..I thought I was gonna die, he got so close to me"

Glasgow "eejit wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him"

America: "I just wanna get home, away from here..I just wanna get home, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow: "Here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a fookin' plane!"

America: "There was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow: "Fook this fir a kerry oan, moan we'll get a pint in"

America: "We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life"

Glasgow: "A swaggered by the motor that wis on fire and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"

America: "There was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow: "There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that"

America: "I'm too traumatised even to speak, I thought I was gonna die"

Glasgow "Here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"

....and finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........John Smeaton (these are real)

John just surpassed himself on the National ITV new. The interviewer asked "What message do you have for the bombers" - he replied "This is Glasgow we'll just set about you"

John done an interview on CNN and they asked how he restrained the guy and he said "me and other folk were just tryin 2 get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him" !

Mr Smeaton - Local Hero
Title: Re: Anti-terrorist baggage-handler
Post by: sheerline on July 05, 2007, 10:52:13 pm
Davie " A gid smack in the puss saves a thoosand words. Aye!
Title: Re: Anti-terrorist baggage-handler
Post by: DavieTait on July 05, 2007, 10:59:56 pm
for the benefit of the non-Glasweigans on the forums "Banjoed" means sticking the head in as in "stitch that ya basa" lol

Aye a smack in the baa's saves a thousand words and this pair o numpties deserve everything they get.....
Title: Re: Anti-terrorist baggage-handler
Post by: taxi on July 05, 2007, 11:06:06 pm
Must have given him some kick in the nuts to be still limping. lol
Title: Re: Anti-terrorist baggage-handler
Post by: gingyer on July 05, 2007, 11:11:09 pm
he tore a ligament kicking him :o

Title: Re: Anti-terrorist baggage-handler
Post by: tonyH on July 07, 2007, 09:30:32 pm
Have you read the comments in the Daily Mash on the above?

www.thedailymash.co.uk

Something should be done!.