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Title: Words of wisdom
Post by: Jonty on December 15, 2014, 08:02:49 pm: Garnered on a walk round Ogden Water:

'A lab is born half-trained, and a spaniel dies half-trained'.

Any more, anyone?
Title: Re: Words of wisdom
Post by: Tug-Kenny RIP on December 15, 2014, 08:07:29 pm: Make it IDIOT proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Title: Re: Words of wisdom
Post by: essex2visuvesi on December 15, 2014, 08:54:06 pm: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

"Never argue with an idiot they will drag you down to their level then beat you with experience"
Title: Re: Words of wisdom
Post by: dougal99 on December 15, 2014, 09:07:25 pm: Don't eat yellow snow!
Title: Re: Words of wisdom
Post by: davidm1945 on December 15, 2014, 09:48:27 pm: Measure twice - cut once .... Oh bu**er do it again!
Title: Re: Words of wisdom
Post by: mickyrubble on December 15, 2014, 09:51:33 pm: NEVER
NEVER

Pee to wind >:-o {:-{ :(( {:-{ ward
Title: Re: Words of wisdom
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 15, 2014, 10:18:16 pm: It's difficult to soar like an eagle..... when you work with turkeys!
Title: Re: Words of wisdom
Post by: Colin Bishop on December 15, 2014, 10:19:34 pm: Quote
NEVER
NEVER

Pee to wind >:-o {:-{ :(( {:-{ ward

And if you are on a yacht, in heavy weather and wrapped up in layers of waterproofing it's not size that matters, it's length you need...
Title: Re: Words of wisdom
Post by: adamD98 on December 16, 2014, 12:36:34 am: Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.
Title: Re: Words of wisdom
Post by: davidm1945 on December 16, 2014, 10:03:40 pm: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting it into a fruit salad....

Dave.