Model Boat Mayhem
Mess Deck: General Section => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: U-33 on February 21, 2015, 10:22:29 am
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I'm told that I want to have my haircut...something like this, maybe?
Rich
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......and he is supposed to be sane!!
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Frightening, isn't it? Bet his old mum wonders why she had him...
Rich
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It's a shame his head is too big for him to be turned upside down and kept in a little bucket beside the toilet......... %)
DM
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It's a shame his head is too big for him to be turned upside down and kept in a little bucket beside the toilet......... %)
DM
Brilliant sir...absolutely brilliant! :-))
Rich
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I'm told that I want to have my haircut...something like this, maybe?
Or get a Putin. That'll help you get on top of things O0
(Yes, fringing on political :police: )
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I'm dreading losing my barnet, it took me a long time to grow it, now I'm told I want it chopped off... :embarrassed:
Rich
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I'm dreading losing my barnet, it took me a long time to grow it, now I'm told I want it chopped off... :embarrassed:
Rich
What do you mean you are TOLD you want it cut? Are you a man or a mouse? Who's the boss in your house? %% %% %% %%
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New lady in my life, Barry...she's got me on healthy eating, skimmed milk...and a haircut. One has to try one's best to impress... <:(
Rich
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Go for it, Uggett. Long hair at our age is unbecoming. Shorter is easier to wash, dry and brush and it doesn't whap around your face in a wind or get in your eyes while you're trying to do a delicate modelling job. Mind you, if you pay more than half a crown for a haircut you'll have been robbed.
DM
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New lady in my life, Barry...she's got me on healthy eating, skimmed milk...and a haircut. One has to try one's best to impress... <:(
Rich
Ah well, obviously not broken her in yet...... {-) Mind you, I have still not broken my good lady in after more than 30 years!!
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Best bit about having a haircut is that I get to see my hairdresser, Jackie...she is absobloodylutely gorgeous, wears those deep v tops which show off everything...when she stands in front of me to trim my fringe it all goes dark. %) No wonder my fringe is very short...I keep asking for a bit more off the top, please... ;D
I shall report back after Tuesday, suitably shorn...
Rich
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Hang on Barry...we only met a couple of months ago, I'm still getting used to having female stuff in the bathroom... %)
Rich
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What do you mean you are TOLD you want it cut? Are you a man or a mouse? Who's the boss in your house? %% %% %% %%
Isn't the saying :'I ware the trousers in this relationship....she tells me which ones?!' {-) {-)
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Isn't the saying :'I ware the trousers in this relationship....she tells me which ones?!' {-) {-)
Spot on chap...spot on. :embarrassed:
Rich
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I'm told that I want to have my haircut...something like this, maybe?
Rich
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Babylon 5 - GREAT stuff! :-))
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New lady in my life, Barry...she's got me on healthy eating, skimmed milk...and a haircut. One has to try one's best to impress... <:(
Rich
Skimmed milk makes me assume a low fat diet. These low fat diets are not necessarily healthy... Kick sugar and carbs instead. I dropped 8 kilos without trying too hard going to LCHF.....
http://www.dietdoctor.com/faq (http://www.dietdoctor.com/faq)
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Haircut Rich ? This is the thin edge of the wedge mate, next it will be those dam boats will have to go, you mark my words. %% {-) {-) {-)
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:-)) It would be nice to have hair to cut but I will have to settle for a polish,as for fat the people in the know say butter is now good for you so get spreading guys, forgot worrying about your waistline and enjoy yourself life is too short, Ray. :-))
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We've already discussed the boating side of things RJ...my boats come before everything else, end of story. She has her hobbies, I have mine...mind you, she wasn't impressed when she stood on a brass bolt barefoot in the bedroom. I was well pleased, I dropped that bolt a day or so beforehand, and I couldn't find it...her first visit to the bedroom and she found it in seconds. Clever gal...
Rich
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Very true,Ray...I've never been one for healthy eating, all those years of trucking meant many fried breakfasts and fish n' chip dinners, but she says she worries about me (all together now...aaah)
Rich
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u33 no bedroom pictures please....family forum...tony ps did 50 yrs of trucking
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my boats come before everything else, end of story. She has her hobbies, I have mine
Sounds like a match made in heaven to me, :-))
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Until she takes a match to them >>:-(
Ned
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I'm told that I want to have my haircut...something like this, maybe?
Rich
Hi Rich.
I would cut one hair and tell her you`ve had a hair cut. {-)
frank
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O0 The answer to a happy marriage (44years) she leaves my boats alone and I don't comment on what she eats =bliss,mind you I have my eye on another boat see how that goes,Ray. O0
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Tony, you'll understand the shock of changing from fry ups to bran flakes and granola (it's horrible stuff, tastes like soggy lumpy cardboard to me) And as for that skimmed milk...and tea without sugar?
RJ...a match made in heaven? I'll...err...let you know about that in a few months time. Mind you, she did say she's looking forward to Mayhem at Wicksteed and the Norwich sub weekend and Alford...stand by for further reports on that later.
As for the haircut...well, I guess at sixty five years old, shoulder length hair is maybe a bit much. I draw the line at removing my earring though
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Rich
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Two words to a happy marrage YES PET, worked for 41years so far.
Regards Howard
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Blimey, I must have done something seriously wrong...two marriages down the drain and one lost fiance.
Rich
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rich keep trying you will get there...tony
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Always make sure you have the last word
these ones work well
"yes dear"
"Im sorry"
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Third and a half times lucky? Not likely...I couldn't live with her on a permanent basis, and she couldn't live with me. Couple of nights a week, the odd weekend here and there...more than adequate.
Maybe I'll keep my hair...hmm.
I said 'yes dear' twice...more than enough for any model boat builder.
Rich
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I couldn't live with her on a permanent basis, and she couldn't live with me. Couple of nights a week, the odd weekend here and there...more than adequate.
Maybe I'll keep my hair...hmm.
I said 'yes dear' twice...more than enough for any model boat builder.
Rich
Actually I have to say it works very well. I only see my wife every 4-6 weeks as I'm working in the UK and she is in Finland.
We probably spend more "quality" time together than we did when I lived there
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It's also probably a lot safer...and much easier to smuggle in that new kit.
Rich
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How do I get the wife to go to Finland?
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I gave up sugar 10 years ago, not from choice, on a site 5 miles from a shop. After 2 weeks I still wasn't keen but I hated it with sugar. I'm 70 this year last had a haircut in 2009, after years of short hair. Long hair on a fogey may not be seemly but it's my choice, I also have a beard and am a grumpy old git.
PS my avatar is me with short hair.
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There is skimmed milk in my fridge, fruit of various sorts everywhere...I'm not sure about this haircut business though, but today is the day...at 1300hrs I shall be shorn. :embarrassed:
The things we do for a woman...
Rich
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After a bit of romance Rich, you will be putty in her hands. Enjoy :-))
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After a bit of romance Rich, you will be putty in her hands. Enjoy :-))
I felt like putty after a bit of romance...I'm getting too old for that sort of caper. <:(
Rich
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Feeling like Putty before the Romance is more of a problem as for haircuts all you need is self discipline I have mine cut regularly every April whether I need one or not
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Feeling like Putty before the Romance is more of a problem as for haircuts all you need is self discipline I have mine cut regularly every April whether I need one or not
Happen you got that the wrong way round..I need the self discipline before the romance ;D
Rich
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Hi Rich.
RE: ...at 1300hrs I shall be shorn. (http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/Smileys/Tug/embarrassed.gif) yer lucky shes not askin ye to get a sack,back and crack.. {-) {-) {-)
frank ;D
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Hi Rich.
RE: ...at 1300hrs I shall be shorn. (http://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/Smileys/Tug/embarrassed.gif) yer lucky shes not askin ye to get a sack,back and crack.. {-) {-) {-)
frank ;D
Gawd, the mind it doth boggle...
Rich
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No Rich the self discipline was re the haircut as for theother I asked the Doc yesterday if there was anything I could take to lower my sex drive he said at my age it was all in my head I said thats why I want it lowered