Model Boat Mayhem
Mess Deck: General Section => Chit-Chat => Topic started by: RAAArtyGunner on July 14, 2016, 11:39:33 pm
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Pandas have been in the news recently .
Here is some info you may not know.
A panda walks into a café.
He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.
"Why?" asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit.
The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"Well, I'm a panda," he says at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China.---
Eats, shoots and leaves
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That's a good book:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eats,_Shoots_%26_Leaves
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RSM,
Thank you for the link :-)) :-))
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I like her voice. She reads beautifully with a hint of palliness.