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Title: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 31, 2020, 10:25:49 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on December 31, 2020, 10:37:23 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: derekwarner on December 31, 2020, 10:41:46 pm
Lyrics courtesy of Sir Paul........Registered by Northern Songs [the repurchased Company] and recorded @ Apple Studios........... you say  %)

Derek
----------------



Martin......should this thread be renamed .....Jokes & Humor 2021?...or do we have a duplication started by TT... :-X 


.....best leave the Moderators to authentic time clock readings to figure out who dum wot whn  {-)


Martin - 01.01.2021 @ 10:25:49
TT......... when I look for the time clock.....the posting ...it is gone   :embarrassed:  magic?
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 31, 2020, 11:34:06 pm
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Title: 2021 humour
Post by: warspite on January 01, 2021, 11:23:32 am
Is jokes and humour banned this year? as the topic is locked, if not, then to the last picture (merge if opened again),


Jared puts his hand up and says ' does this mean I can stop drinking bleach now Ivanka'
Title: Re: 2021 humour
Post by: jaymac on January 01, 2021, 07:37:15 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on January 04, 2021, 11:43:52 am
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on January 10, 2021, 05:36:16 pm

On seeing this guys collection, I don't feel so bad now!



(https://i.ibb.co/9Tf3VRd/137092063-1348236622194557-6343516398903081851-o.jpg) (https://ibb.co/k8r69YP)

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on January 10, 2021, 08:39:09 pm
 
Unlocked.....  :police:
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on January 11, 2021, 01:07:03 pm
FAKE NEWS


he is just stood in a model shop  {-)  there a doubles, a collector would only have singles
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: KitS on January 11, 2021, 02:00:11 pm
Looks like my loft.................... :-))
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: roycv on January 11, 2021, 04:49:20 pm
Hi all it's not funny really but I have just logged into the NHS to book a vaccine jab.  I am of a certain age.  My options were an obscure chemist 7 miles away then to Stevenage then Exxon centre London and after that Birmingham and Bristol all of 96 miles away!  I shall see what tomorrow brings.

Roy
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on January 11, 2021, 04:58:00 pm
Well I should have been having my  second tomorrow and after travelling 2 miles for the first one %)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: tsenecal on January 11, 2021, 05:51:53 pm

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does the 16 amp replacement include the cheese (i presume its a cheese wedge wrapped in foil), or just the foil wrapper?
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on January 11, 2021, 06:03:23 pm
 
The cheese acts as a fire suppressor....?!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on January 12, 2021, 10:21:27 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on January 12, 2021, 11:59:41 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: tsenecal on January 12, 2021, 03:38:50 pm
as to the 350 amp with visual and audio auto-alert...

https://go.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/gun-cartridge-fuse-minimyth/
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: malcolmfrary on January 15, 2021, 09:49:15 am
as to the 350 amp with visual and audio auto-alert...

https://go.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/gun-cartridge-fuse-minimyth/ (https://go.discovery.com/tv-shows/mythbusters/videos/gun-cartridge-fuse-minimyth/)
A pity that's US only.  I think I remember see it broadcast and thinking that they missed a bit of basic physics.  A live bullet being used as a fuse and heating in a manky holder might heat enough to set itself off, but it should not be the pellet that travels - that is heavy, the unrestrained brass bit should be the one that moves first.  Or bits of it.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: tica on January 15, 2021, 03:45:31 pm
A pity that's US only. 
Nothing a VPN client can't fix, and funny to see Adam childish smile and energy  {-)
Title: Covid Mascot
Post by: jaymac on February 20, 2021, 12:16:39 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on February 20, 2021, 11:06:56 am
 :-))
Title: BigFoot
Post by: jaymac on February 22, 2021, 10:42:42 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/02/22/Bigfoot.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on February 22, 2021, 02:47:11 pm
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on February 24, 2021, 03:06:02 pm
Bit early isn't it for pirate jokes, thought it was september  :D
Title: New Arrivals
Post by: canabus on February 25, 2021, 02:00:12 am
New Arrivals!!!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on February 25, 2021, 12:17:32 pm
 
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Title: The Final Selfie
Post by: jaymac on February 28, 2021, 10:17:33 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/02/28/Lastie.jpg)
Title: What if
Post by: radiojoe on March 03, 2021, 09:50:55 am
Our exercise walk yesterday took us though Walpole Park it was a beautiful day and we sat a while to catch our breath, not a hint of wind and the two lagoons were like sheets of glass, I thought if I had my puffer with me I could tie a fishing line to my Tx and tell Mr Plod my puffer was a Bait Boat and I could do the sea trials  %% {-) {-)




Joe
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on March 05, 2021, 10:32:24 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 06, 2021, 02:24:44 am
 
At last a new speed boat that I could probably!

This 6-Person ........ Speed Boat Is Yours for Less Than $250 

https://altdriver.com/country/for-less-than-250-this-life-size-inflatable-speed-boat-is-yours/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=agora&utm_term=ramerica&utm_campaign=ramerica&fbclid=IwAR1RQc34Zsz2_leTX8kj-TA1oE6oLlnl-dFqz_KhScGALF2DSHlFY3C4WcY


(https://altdriver.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2020/03/inflatable-speed-boat-e1614793116780.jpg)

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Baldrick on March 06, 2021, 08:44:32 am



   Take the rubber bung out and watch it GO!    O0
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on March 06, 2021, 11:01:35 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 06, 2021, 11:25:57 am
 
     {-)   {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 06, 2021, 03:49:38 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 06, 2021, 03:49:46 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Capt Podge on March 06, 2021, 04:06:10 pm
Both of the above - most appropriate!  {-) {-) {-)


Ray.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on March 06, 2021, 08:12:17 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Capt Podge on March 06, 2021, 08:27:29 pm
Those two have got a lot of bottle(s)


 Groan :-X


Ray.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: BrianB6 on March 07, 2021, 04:26:32 am
 Town names
The list's makers said English was "famous for some of the most confusing pronunciations on earth".
'How do you say?': The Top 10 'most difficult' British place names

·  Frome, Somerset, England
·  Ballachulish, Highland, Scotland
·  Godmanchester, Cambridgeshire, England
·  Omagh, County Tyrone, Northern Ireland
·  Woolfardisworthy, Devon, England
·  Beaulieu, Hampshire, England
·  Bicester, Oxfordshire, England
·  Ynysybwl, Cwm Clydach, Wales
·  Quernmore, Lancashire, England
·  Rampisham, Dorset, England
 
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: BrianB6 on March 07, 2021, 04:29:51 am
1.   Frome - "Froom"
2.   Ballachulish - "Ball - a - hoolish"
3.   Godmanchester - 'Godmunchester' (Gumster has also been offered as an alternative, but now little-used, pronunciation)
4.   Omagh - "Oh-ma"
5.   Woolfardisworthy - "Woolzery"
6.   Beaulieu - "Bew-lee"
7.   Bicester - "Bister"
8.   Ynysybwl - "An-is-abull"
9.   Quernmore - "Kwor-mer"
10.   Rampisham - "Ran-som"
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: BrianB6 on March 07, 2021, 04:41:59 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/03/06/bottles2.jpg)
They must be headed to the Darwin Beer Can Regatta
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on March 08, 2021, 12:56:01 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: CJ1 on March 08, 2021, 01:27:59 pm
1.   Frome - "Froom"
2.   Ballachulish - "Ball - a - hoolish"
3.   Godmanchester - 'Godmunchester' (Gumster has also been offered as an alternative, but now little-used, pronunciation)
4.   Omagh - "Oh-ma"
5.   Woolfardisworthy - "Woolzery"
6.   Beaulieu - "Bew-lee"
7.   Bicester - "Bister"
8.   Ynysybwl - "An-is-abull"
9.   Quernmore - "Kwor-mer"
10.   Rampisham - "Ran-som"


Cogenhoe - "Coog-no"
I was born there!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on March 08, 2021, 03:35:38 pm
I thought it was pronounced ''Jokes and Humour''
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: BrianB6 on March 11, 2021, 12:09:30 am
Hospital meals.  >>:-(
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on March 12, 2021, 07:07:45 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 15, 2021, 11:05:26 am

 From Facebook ....


A giant ship's engine broke down and no one could repair it, so they hired a Mechanical Engineer with over 40 years of experience.
He inspected the engine very carefully, from top to bottom. After seeing everything, the engineer unloaded the bag and pulled out a small hammer.
He knocked something gently. Soon, the engine came to life again. The engine has been fixed!
7 days later the engineer mentioned that the total cost of repairing the giant ship was £10,000 to the ship owner.
"What?!" said the owner.
"You did almost nothing. Give us a detailed bill."
The answer is simple:
Tap with a hammer: £2
Know where to knock and how much to knock: £9,998
The importance of appreciating one's expertise and experience...coz those are the results of struggles, experiments and even tears.
If I do a job in 30 minutes it's because I spent 10 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on March 15, 2021, 10:26:03 pm
Trouble is some think that applies to the models that they are selling :D
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 17, 2021, 11:02:02 am
 
True... ?!

A giant ship's engine broke down and no one could repair it, so they hired a Mechanical Engineer with over 40 years of experience.
He inspected the engine very carefully, from top to bottom. After seeing everything, the engineer unloaded the bag and pulled out a small hammer.
He knocked something gently. Soon, the engine came to life again. The engine has been fixed!
7 days later the engineer mentioned that the total cost of repairing the giant ship was £10,000 to the ship owner.
"What?!" said the owner.
"You did almost nothing. Give us a detailed bill."
The answer is simple:
Tap with a hammer: £2
Know where to knock and how much to knock: £9,998
The importance of appreciating one's expertise and experience...coz those are the results of struggles, experiments and even tears.
If I do a job in 30 minutes it's because I spent 10 years learning how to do that in 30 minutes. You owe me for the years, not the minutes.

 
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: JimG on March 17, 2021, 11:31:04 am

True... ?!

One of the classic urban legends. This story has been told in many versions , others involve large industrial machinery but all have the same old normally retired engineer curing the fault with a simple fix and charging a fortune for the repair.
Jim
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 17, 2021, 12:05:59 pm
One of the classic urban legends. This story has been told in many versions , others involve large industrial machinery but all have the same old normally retired engineer curing the fault with a simple fix and charging a fortune for the repair.
Jim

... pity.   {:-{
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: dougal99 on March 17, 2021, 01:21:29 pm
When I first heard it, it was a plumber mending a dripping tap.  O0
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: roycv on March 17, 2021, 01:25:32 pm
Hi all, about 1973 I would occasionally deliver my son to Junior school on my way to work.  I had a Morris Traveller company car and it needed a new battery.  There was also a dodgy + terminal connection with a 'fix' of some aluminium foil wrapped around the terminal and the connection screwed back down.  I would stop, walk my son in and then come back to drive off.

 Most times the poor connection would not pass the starting current as I had only driven less than a mile so not much  charge gone in.  So I kept a hammer next to me in the car.  Out I would get and up with the bonnet and make a single hammer blow on the battery terminal, lock bonnet down and Hey Presto she would start.
I thought nothing of it until my wife retold the story some years later and said how I was much admired by the young mums looking on!  If only I had known!!!!!

 But my wife said I would have got big headed so had kept quiet.
Roy
 
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: SteamboatPhil on March 17, 2021, 05:25:46 pm
                   
Quote
When I first heard it, it was a plumber mending a dripping tap.


                       With a hammer !!!!  {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: malcolmfrary on March 18, 2021, 09:23:11 am
                   

                       With a hammer !!!!  {-) {-) {-) {-)
Its knowing where to hit it.  And, for a true craftsman, how hard.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 19, 2021, 09:37:16 am
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: tonyH on March 21, 2021, 06:11:30 pm
Saw this and Thought of You All!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 23, 2021, 09:48:12 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Capt Podge on March 23, 2021, 10:10:15 pm
 {-) {-) {-)


Spot on!


(I wonder how many of them carry an equity card)


Ray.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 01, 2021, 03:20:44 pm
 
 
 
(https://i.ibb.co/NTZjVCZ/April-1.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: TheLongBuild on April 01, 2021, 06:47:05 pm
HMS Brexit to rule the waves! Sea Viper missile-equipped warship will protect our shores (msn.com) (https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/hms-brexit-to-rule-the-waves-sea-viper-missile-equipped-warship-will-protect-our-shores/ar-BB1fbdmf?ocid=msedgntp)    {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on April 01, 2021, 07:11:09 pm
But it ended at Mid day Martin
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 01, 2021, 08:28:29 pm
But it ended at Mid day Martin

   
.... late again.......  <:(
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on April 02, 2021, 07:44:16 pm
Why do the keep on about the Road Map surely The road to De-Mask-Us would be better
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Colin Bishop on April 02, 2021, 08:08:15 pm
Quote
Why do the keep on about the Road Map surely The road to De-Mask-Us would be better

Because:

a. They (HMG) have made too many mistakes in the past so they are being super cautious.
b. Although infections and everything else are going down in the UK they are still afraid that a Covid variant will undo all the good work.
c. The situation in most of Europe is still pretty horrendous and we don't want it to b****r up the situation over here from people bringing variants back from holiday as what happened last Autumn.

Basically HMG are trading off foreign holidays against trying to get the UK back to something near normal from midsummer onwards. I suspect a lot of people will go along with this if it means thay can go into a pub, restaurant or shop without having to wear a mask.

I don't think the situation will really stabilise until everyone has had their second jab. (and maybe a booster against variants as well).

In the meantime we all live in hope.

Colin
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on April 02, 2021, 10:39:05 pm
Humour Colin
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Colin Bishop on April 02, 2021, 11:33:33 pm
Yes missed that! Never mind. Maybe a bit close to news reports.  ok2

Colin
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on April 02, 2021, 11:42:16 pm
 :-))
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 03, 2021, 07:21:12 pm
 
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Taranis on April 03, 2021, 07:22:43 pm
 {-)   My first born's 38th birthday
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: dougal99 on April 03, 2021, 09:49:30 pm
Martin that's the 4th of March unless you're over the channel or the Atlantic. Was brexit for nothing?  :police: {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Taranis on April 03, 2021, 09:56:30 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Taranis on April 03, 2021, 10:00:38 pm
I was thinking Tom ?
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 03, 2021, 10:26:40 pm
 
 CND!    %)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: radiojoe on April 04, 2021, 08:30:06 am
He looks like a Willie to me  %)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: BrianB6 on April 04, 2021, 09:11:00 am
I'll raise you three.  Feral mother gave birth to 2 kittens under our house.  We managed to catch them and are trying to tame them.  Mum is rather a handful.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 11, 2021, 02:17:28 am
(https://i.ibb.co/hLzMpZS/169856086-10159320726669939-7104463172788835155-n.jpg) (https://ibb.co/n6J0hnF)

Don't kid yourself.... YOUR wife is never going to be this excited about model boats.... unless she or you are selling them! 😆
 
 
 
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on April 11, 2021, 12:43:44 pm
AH, now are you going to decorate the kitchen or do I drop this?
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on April 14, 2021, 10:25:38 am

One day a father, on his way home from work, suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

Salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Truck, Ken's House, Ken's Fishing Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Dog, Ken's Computer, and one of Ken's Friends.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: derekwarner on April 14, 2021, 11:34:44 am
So simple, so stupid, but so absolutely true  :-)) {-) :P  .......... Derek
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Taranis on April 14, 2021, 01:38:59 pm
Divorced Ken is available from Amazon without the packaging for 99p
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: dougal99 on May 03, 2021, 09:33:27 pm
And that's how the fight started officer

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Taranis on May 04, 2021, 07:47:57 am
Happy Star Wars day  :-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: radiojoe on May 04, 2021, 08:21:27 am
And that's how the fight started officer


I'll teach you to ###!!!   In my garden  >>:-(


Joe
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: T888 on May 04, 2021, 08:42:11 am
Trust me you wouldn’t fill a thing !
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: roycv on May 04, 2021, 09:24:01 am
May the fourth be with you
Roy
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: derekwarner on May 04, 2021, 09:56:36 am

A few of our Kangas were thirsty   O0  ......so checked out the specials at the Bottle-O.......... :-X  Derek


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9537281/Bizarre-moment-three-kangaroos-hop-drive-bottle-shop-Sussex-Inlet-NSW.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490 (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9537281/Bizarre-moment-three-kangaroos-hop-drive-bottle-shop-Sussex-Inlet-NSW.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ns_campaign=1490&ito=1490)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on May 04, 2021, 09:58:27 am
(https://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/pjimage-4.jpg?quality=65&strip=all)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on May 04, 2021, 10:25:45 am
"I sense a disturbance master"


"Well that will teach you to have the extra spicy burrito for lunch padaone or should that be packing one"


"and if you cannot pass it - use the force"


May the fourth to every one
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on May 09, 2021, 06:31:58 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: dougal99 on May 17, 2021, 09:24:34 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: tigertiger on May 18, 2021, 02:01:23 am
Looking at life through rosé tinted glasses
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on May 18, 2021, 03:32:44 am
 
Found my first Smartphone in the attic the other day....

(https://i.postimg.cc/RqvwLsV6/Antique-smartphone.png) (https://postimg.cc/RqvwLsV6)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: BrianB6 on May 18, 2021, 05:27:25 am
So Kodak have finally decided to enter the mobile phone market.    :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on May 18, 2021, 11:01:51 am
The new smart phone from kodak developements has still one drawback to contend with - how to receive text messages and display them, though they are struggling with reducing in size the ticktape machine
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on May 18, 2021, 09:34:29 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/cCx8VrYr/Wake-up.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: derekwarner on May 18, 2021, 10:51:39 pm
eh?.......I don't get it! >>:-(
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: david48 on May 18, 2021, 11:05:42 pm
I think its a reality check that he is never going to build the too many boats he has .Like you I wondered at first  what is it all about !!
David
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Taranis on May 18, 2021, 11:06:37 pm
A reality check  :-))  Funny  {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Capt Podge on May 18, 2021, 11:14:59 pm
The current equivalent is 'wake up and smell the coffee'  :-)


Ray.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: derekwarner on May 18, 2021, 11:27:41 pm
I understand the commonly offered salutation [this time] by the attractive young Woman, however still don't get it being a wake up call relating to sleep or a person in bed


Like ...wake up stupid!?....... O0  ...could be 1 or 2 those here  %%


.... Derek
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Baldrick on May 19, 2021, 08:46:28 am
Be happy if you got just one of them 100% complete
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on May 19, 2021, 10:52:10 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/05/19/Ice.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on May 22, 2021, 10:01:48 pm
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on May 24, 2021, 08:27:13 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on May 28, 2021, 04:18:55 pm
 
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/05/28/192524720_4519907961394778_5282591501526995168_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/alnAG)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 10, 2021, 09:38:19 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Capt Podge on June 10, 2021, 09:45:35 pm
 {-) {-) {-)


I've not heard that one before - nice one Martin  :-))


Ray.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on June 13, 2021, 04:58:59 pm

I'm getting totally fed up with people
whinging the prices of things;
£1.25 for Tea, £1.75 for Coffee,
£2 for a slice of cake & £2.50 for car parking.
Any mope complaints and I will honestly
 stop inviting my friends around to my house!


 
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/06/13/prices2.jpg)

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: radiojoe on June 14, 2021, 08:23:29 am
 {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on June 14, 2021, 10:50:21 am
Thank you Martin :-))
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: dougal99 on June 14, 2021, 12:14:02 pm
So I don't need new glasses. Phew  :P
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on June 14, 2021, 12:59:09 pm
Agreed the original was  blurred but if you can't read it you have a problem
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: mogurnda on June 15, 2021, 11:40:03 am
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England v Scotland

Friday 18th June 2021

This may be of interest to one of you.
A friend of mine has two tickets in a corporate box
for England v Scotland. He paid £300 each,
but he didn't realise when he bought them that it
was going to be the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding.
If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It's at Basildon Registry Office, at 2.30pm.
The bride's name is Moira, she's 5'4", about 8 stone, has her own income and is a really good cook.
Let me know.

😂😂😂😂🤪

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: SteamboatPhil on June 15, 2021, 12:29:45 pm
 {-) {-) {-) {-) 
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on June 15, 2021, 01:09:55 pm
I assume he is a king then, in a recent repeat of QI, with Stephen Fry, he said that one of the kings of yore, had a stand in, to consummate the marriage they only had to touch bare legs in bed, bit difficult from the corporate box wouldn't you say  {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 15, 2021, 03:58:38 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: SteamboatPhil on June 15, 2021, 08:41:55 pm
You too !..... you should never have changed the flower shirt Martin......my green shirt now on e bay (after my shift) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 15, 2021, 09:41:26 pm
 
    {-)    :-))
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 18, 2021, 03:47:52 pm
 

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/06/18/200308909_547090399642014_6349654669039726007_n6a6d1d3f19df8560.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/a4Feh)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 23, 2021, 05:14:57 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/06/23/200692467_1974247136075422_1520187620681509341_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/a71Kw)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: KitS on June 23, 2021, 11:58:28 pm
BMW drivers will be exempt of course..............
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on June 24, 2021, 10:36:52 am
That's a bit unfair Kit the one's I ask about that  say they don't like to use them cos they think it is faulty  due to the clicking noise it makes when they the use it
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: roycv on June 24, 2021, 12:07:02 pm
Hi thats going to be difficult learning to use the indicators, as it means clutching the phone into your shoulder and deciding whether to drop your lighter as you light up another fag.  It may just be too much for some drivers. 

I would settle for a hand held ANPR reader and copper up the road with a stinger and a dog nearby.  Then worry about the indicator menaces, that should clear a lot of them off the road.
Roy
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: canabus on June 24, 2021, 12:25:46 pm
I thought they were an APPS on the I Phone !!!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: KitS on June 24, 2021, 05:04:28 pm


That's a bit unfair Kit the one's I ask about that  say they don't like to use them cos they think it is faulty  due to the clicking noise it makes when they the use it



 :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 24, 2021, 06:31:51 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/06/24/BMW.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/a7Prp)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: derekwarner on June 24, 2021, 11:45:55 pm
Interesting, in OZ we don't seem to have a BMW thing like Volvo drivers had 30 years ago


Five years ago, SUBARU WRZ's  were out running the :police: cars, however clearly the most popular 'get-a-way' car today her after a shooting/robbery or whatever illegal activity are AUDI's ....and usually found 10 km away from the scene & burnt out :o


I do like the new BMW X3, so does that make me a 'dumb  :embarrassed: thinker' in your eyes?........what is the dumbness criteria or quotient you use?

[however the trade-in for my 2006 Mitsubishi VRX Lancer wagon s probably not a lot] <:( 


Derek
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Jerry C on June 25, 2021, 12:35:03 am
This is my favourite.
Van der Merve at his best!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v9t3XBXmtgQ (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v9t3XBXmtgQ)


Jerry C.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: KitS on June 25, 2021, 12:38:49 am
The BMW thing in the UK is because, as my late wife used to put it, 'They drive as if they bought the WHOLE damn road along with the car!'


Not indicating (especially when exiting a motorway from the right hand lane...) is part of that brain set. Why should they indicate, we plebs should KNOW what they're doing ahead of time!


And what's that about Volvos? One of mine is a Volvo 850 Estate, in case I EVER finish my 'Atlantic conveyor'......
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Tug Fanatic on June 25, 2021, 09:01:30 am
I think that Audi have joined BMW as the greatest plonker drivers. You certainly see more "mums about town" in Audi than BMW around here.

Remember the "BMW lane" thing on motorways where if you used the outside overtaking lane you would very quickly be told off by a BMW driver for using their private lane.
 
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on June 25, 2021, 02:50:15 pm
I think its with all German manufactured marques, its a perception that they paid a lot of money for their vehicle and you don't want to hit their car as it will cost you a lot to repair their car as they will always claim they were not in the wrong, also the power ratio is greater than some marques and they don't have time to use indicators as they will be rushing off soon as their round the corner.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Baldrick on June 25, 2021, 07:46:29 pm
Friend of mine has a BMW as have I. last year he was driving into Guildford when a female in a jag 4x4 came through the lights on red and T boned him on the drivers side. When the dust had settled he found himself sitting in the vegetation surrounded by inflated air bags and their associated fog with an angelic voice (BMW emergency response) quietly enquiring through the radio if he was OK, and telling him that the emergency vehicles had been alerted and were on their way. He was OK although both vehicles were totalled . Its the little things that endear BMW's to their owners . Those who decry them are missing out on one of the best things in life. Reserved for those who's are proficient and enjoy motoring in a finely engineered machine.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on June 25, 2021, 10:48:49 pm
 Reserved for those who's are proficient and enjoy motoring in a finely engineered machine.



Really ?  That explains a lot
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: KitS on June 26, 2021, 01:24:35 pm
Other finely engineered machines, and proficient drivers, are available..........
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Baldrick on June 26, 2021, 04:17:55 pm



  Round this way with Chelsea FC training ground just down the road the problem is supercars being driven by footballers wives,  they are
 a right nightmare
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Tug Hercules Fireman on June 26, 2021, 06:50:35 pm
A few years back, I had a two year assignment in the UK; not being used to driving on the "wrong" side of the Road, I decided to take lessons. The instructor gave me heck, when I used my signal to change lanes; he said as no cars were around, I was distracted by reaching for the Turn signals; he said, only use if many vehicles are around.


Is this common teaching?
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Baldrick on June 26, 2021, 07:22:53 pm
Is it heck.  An instructor might tell you it is not necessary to signal if you are turning left or right and you are sitting in that designated turn only lane . But otherwise you should always signal even if you cannot see another vehicle of consequence , in the seconds from checking your mirror to making the  manoeuvre a  fast vehicle could be upon you ( around here the Police use some main roads in their response crew high speed pursuit training) . Also their could be crossing traffic ahead that might be obstructed from your view and would appreciate knowing which way you are heading. 
  My biggest beef in this neck of the woods is at a local roundabout, just off the turn to the town is another junction I have to wait at , you see a car approaching indicating left turn but he or the car has not cancelled the turn signal for the roundabout and in fact he goes straight on (nasty) The other is the car that is not signalling at all so you wait patiently and he then does a left turn and you have missed the chance to pull out (Grrrrrr)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on June 26, 2021, 07:38:50 pm
Ah Medicine Hat passed through there en route to Camp Wainwright mid 60's. Did drive from Calgary back
to Wainwright then the Lady drove on home to Edmonton memories. Very slow  speed limits then
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: KitS on June 26, 2021, 11:40:01 pm
Just indicate EVERY time. Then you'll get into the habit and won't need to waste time thinking about whether you should or not. And its not JUST to tell other vehicles where you're going, pedestrians need to know too, even if you can't see them.


And while I'm on my hobby horse, indicators are meant to show where you're ABOU to turn, not the direction you're already turning 'cos then it's ruddy obvious!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: roycv on June 27, 2021, 08:43:18 am
Hi I agree always use the indicators, just because you cannot see a car is not enough, and recommendations are to indicate you are turning aprox 8 seconds before you do.

 So many in the UK use the indicators as they turn!  I was driving home yesterday and indicating a left turn and a car waiting to pull out waited until my wheels started to turn left before pulling out.  That speaks volumes as to how wary it has made some drivers.
If I were still driving more than the minimal I do now I would buy a dash-cam. 
The entertainment now available in a car has to reduce the attention of the driver to the road ahead.  When I bought my current car (2nd. hand) on my list was not having a built in Sat-Nav.  The top version of the car I have, has the Sat-Nav screen down at chest level, not good for me anyway.
I do use a small one that sticks on the windscreen without obscuring the road ahead and only fit it when needed.
regards
Roy 


Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: canabus on June 27, 2021, 10:30:06 am
Hi Roy


The driver that waited must have a defensive driving course Like I did years ago !!!


Canabus
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on June 27, 2021, 12:14:54 pm
I was told by my instructor that it is optional to use an indicator in a filter lane, sometimes I do sometimes I don't, most of the time I use my indicators all the time including overtaking buses at stops and cyclists to let others know my intentions, common sense dictates.


Can we get back to jokes and humour and forgo the car discussion please.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: tigertiger on June 27, 2021, 01:35:13 pm


Can we get back to jokes and humour and forgo the car discussion please.
   




 :-)) :-)) :-))
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 27, 2021, 02:33:13 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on June 27, 2021, 07:38:27 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/06/27/CountDown-2.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 30, 2021, 10:00:42 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/06/30/Euro-cup-2021.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/as9w1)

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/06/30/euro-cup-2.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/asCpR)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: derekwarner on July 01, 2021, 08:23:12 am
I couldn't believe that the Australian Supa-Cheap-Autos has this......... {-)  ...maybe I should get a bottle just in case I get that BMW....X3


.......................................................... {-) O0 %% O0 {-) %% {-) %% {:-{ :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: 8) :P






Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: kinmel on July 01, 2021, 08:33:35 am
My grandson passed his test recently with just one "mark" against him.
Whilst on aroundabout and in the arrowed lefthand lane he signalled left for the upcoming exit and that is a 1 point error.
It is stupid and slows traffic down as other cars wait to see if you are actually turning.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on July 01, 2021, 12:59:50 pm

   We have already been asked to keep to humour



Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on July 02, 2021, 11:10:00 am
Technically that is humour in how daft some of the 'rules' are applied - but yep
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 02, 2021, 11:44:17 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/02/201800296_10217683934561926_2255626507921051582_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/asrk4)
Title: Semaphore Course
Post by: mrlownotes on July 03, 2021, 01:32:30 pm
After 6 hours of my intensive semaphore course I'm now flagging.
..........I'll get my coat.
Title: Re: Semaphore Course
Post by: Colin Bishop on July 03, 2021, 02:16:48 pm
Sounds as if it was a bit 'armful then....
Title: Re: Semaphore Course
Post by: Baldrick on July 03, 2021, 02:17:57 pm
After 6 hours of my intensive semaphore course I'm now flagging.
..........I'll get my coat.


   lesson two will be in morse code flashing , you will need your dirty old mac.  O0
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on July 04, 2021, 04:14:45 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 04, 2021, 05:11:11 pm
 
           {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 04, 2021, 05:21:28 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/04/209217120_10222316499641451_4827416932265620641_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/a5ZhD)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 05, 2021, 08:21:18 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/05/207470613_4354544604589514_8652964174827774955_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/a5NAu)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on July 05, 2021, 11:45:51 am
Remove the computer and change graphic designer to


Intelligent design theory


and it still works
Title: Chuckles
Post by: Rich griff on July 09, 2021, 09:20:53 am
Still roaming the site and not sure where to post these 2 comments/experiences, but if they make you smile then job done.


I lived years ago in a coastal holiday town and sailed my model boats in a tidal lagoon mainly, but the harbour on a good tide was very busy with people promenading as they do.


I thought of obtaining a plastic decoy duck and mitorising it and RC.


I thought of making the ducks head rotatable, fix up a car windscreen washer pump to "spray" unsuspecting onlookers with sea water 😊.


When I made the large Vic Smeed sea rider 1 1/2 scale Leander frigate lookalike, I placed it in the bath to ballast it up.


I thought might it be good to have a depth charge function. At the time cheap devices were freely available around Nov 5th, ideal.


I could use a glow plug to light the fuse and arrange for the depth charge to roll off the stern, sink and explode.


So, I lit one and dropped it in the half full bath, watched it fizz and move around on the surface and then explode. It left a black stain on the bathroom ceiling.


Next step, I wrapped a but of lead around the device, lit the fuse and dropped it in the water.


Sitting on the cast iron bath bottom it fizzed away.


Then I thought SUGAR, what happens if it cracks the bath !!!!!

BANG !!!!



It exploded and produced a realistic and quite spectacular upthrust if water and smoke similar to those seen in war films.


Thankfully it didn't crack the bath, phew !


Then the devices, bangers, were banned.


Thunder flash ?








No no no !


A thunder flash would probably sink the sea rider.
Title: Re: Chuckles
Post by: john44 on July 09, 2021, 03:40:58 pm
Have you got a death wish {-) {-) {-) my wife would kill me <*<


John
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: JimG on July 09, 2021, 09:08:59 pm
The Glasgow Richmond club used to do a warship display  making lots of bangs. They used theatrical charges which were set off electrically. The charges were commonly put in 35mm film containers and towed behind the boat so they were floating. They gave a display at one of the early Scottish Federation nationals and charges meant to represent depth charges would throw water at least 20 feet in the air.
Jim
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: malcolmfrary on July 09, 2021, 09:15:21 pm
One of my members got banned from the local swimming bath after testing a torpedo. 
Something about a cracked tile....... :o   Officials can be so picky.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 09, 2021, 09:26:41 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/09/Modelling-time.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/aE1x5)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: SteamboatPhil on July 09, 2021, 09:33:27 pm
Strange, mines the same but without the blue and a lot more red  O0
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Baldrick on July 10, 2021, 03:39:18 pm
It's not just the tiny bits I struggle to find, some quite large bits resist my attempt to locate them .  Usually find them in front of my nose eventually .
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on July 10, 2021, 04:59:29 pm
Tools are the easiest buy a new one and as soon as you unwrap it you'll trip over the old one
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: SteamboatPhil on July 10, 2021, 08:23:04 pm
 :-))
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 11, 2021, 06:18:46 am
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Baldrick on July 11, 2021, 09:07:01 am
Its on there in Arabic   
ممنوع التدخين       Just written in white paint
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: derekwarner on July 11, 2021, 10:33:25 am
"....  ..............  ......  ....." ........            "just written in white paint" {-)  love it  :-))
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 11, 2021, 12:28:41 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/11/216897973_985778098927736_5417935148835979469_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/aEhcS)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: SteamboatPhil on July 11, 2021, 01:09:59 pm
Ohh those were the days  <:(
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: radiojoe on July 11, 2021, 03:06:24 pm
Ain't it the truth though


Joe
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on July 12, 2021, 10:50:00 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/12/Physco2.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 13, 2021, 06:16:57 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 13, 2021, 06:17:18 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/13/213078047_10159605424479136_2875842538782241040_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/aEuQR)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on July 14, 2021, 10:33:35 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/14/guilty.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: SteamboatPhil on July 14, 2021, 02:23:05 pm
 {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 16, 2021, 03:00:30 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/16/218571883_10217813224794101_5200949086330036291_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/aE4v9)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on July 17, 2021, 07:43:54 pm
I am going to kill whoever drained the lake, that Bl**dy hurt
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on July 18, 2021, 07:30:11 pm
True Story but funny.  She thought  she was being followed by a drone
                             
https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-police-officer-calls-support-21077116 (https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/glasgow-police-officer-calls-support-21077116)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 20, 2021, 02:22:03 pm
 
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/20/Squall.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/aEQq4)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on July 21, 2021, 10:34:06 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/21/Flag.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 23, 2021, 11:04:38 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/23/222369284_1016524899160588_1345793244988754702_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/aQaMQ)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 24, 2021, 06:46:57 am


(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/24/Tshirt-1.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/aQKzK)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on July 24, 2021, 10:36:47 am
It was observing these queues  that  created Line Dancing
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: mrlownotes on July 24, 2021, 12:13:13 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/23/222369284_1016524899160588_1345793244988754702_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/aQaMQ)


The bloke at the back, in the yellow shirt, couldn't wait any longer !
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 24, 2021, 12:27:05 pm
 
      {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 25, 2021, 08:37:06 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/07/25/219417648_1314940705569673_8806647744030868899_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/aQXpw)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on August 01, 2021, 07:02:50 pm
Despite the report that half of our warships are unfit the Navy confirms the the other one is fine
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on August 09, 2021, 10:22:25 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/08/09/horse.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 05, 2021, 05:43:56 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/05/241041689_2412094712267942_1782181814013508950_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/aqMtu)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: radiojoe on September 05, 2021, 10:53:44 pm
Yeah sew do I.


Joe
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on September 10, 2021, 12:24:01 pm
                                                      Been There and Bought The T-Shirt

                                       
                                   (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/10/thumb-DogHouse75.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 10, 2021, 10:33:53 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/10/199548182_10220941324026251_7743923860190106852_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/aqTLv)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 10, 2021, 10:35:31 pm
(https://i.postimg.cc/Jzxx0TtC/Screenshot-2021-08-17-173924.png)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 10, 2021, 10:36:44 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/10/214582298_6503827046310102_44387474843956208_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/aqgCf)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 10, 2021, 10:39:38 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/10/192524720_4519907961394778_5282591501526995168_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/aqmE4)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 10, 2021, 10:42:09 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/10/177587057_4153299214680581_3222977803604111498_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/aqe1h)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Taranis on September 10, 2021, 10:43:33 pm
Amazing picture


Good ones tonight  {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: RST on September 11, 2021, 12:35:54 am
I have patchy but long lasting memories of David Prowse coming to my primary school one day for a green cross code day.  He was massive allbeit I was very young at the time!  I think the robot was there also as I remember it but it definately wasn't metal mickey and I remember the slogan...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLeK1LKZKiI
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on September 11, 2021, 10:26:35 am
Wow Canned Music
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 18, 2021, 07:31:17 am



(https://i.ibb.co/yNRxxsJ/241318581-564217298331112-7187960122731301944-n.jpg)


(https://i.ibb.co/5MKXKG1/241041689-2412094712267942-1782181814013508950-n.jpg)


(https://i.ibb.co/n6xfw9f/unnamed.png)


(https://i.ibb.co/NjFv9y2/241748658-10226571042126248-8106503494279915736-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 18, 2021, 07:35:18 am
(https://i.ibb.co/tQYn88C/241257487-211007554395789-5564102695141855574-n.jpg)


(https://i.ibb.co/0B6tk6P/241220864-211007534395791-8523871342554096296-n.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 18, 2021, 08:06:36 am
 
Captain of the Evergreen makes surprise appearance at Dragon Con, 2021   {-)

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/18/Screenshot-2021-09-18-080552.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/ak2aB)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on September 18, 2021, 09:36:39 am


(https://i.ibb.co/yNRxxsJ/241318581-564217298331112-7187960122731301944-n.jpg)




Seen a chieftain tank with a similar problem and its cohorts were not far off the same state, just checked google maps, and they appear to have been moved, probably scrapped
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 18, 2021, 05:43:46 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/26SYy8Rg/242209956-535388707527574-3069854240067165637-n.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: radiojoe on September 18, 2021, 06:20:56 pm
Yeah!   But don't forget your safety glasses and helmet.


Last year the wife had me picking up conkers to put on the window sills to keep the spiders out,  do they hell as like the spiders love em.


Joe
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 18, 2021, 07:03:04 pm
 
Strange, seems to work really well in our house!    {:-{
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on September 18, 2021, 07:08:57 pm
You'e supposed to put them on the inside
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: radiojoe on September 18, 2021, 10:02:05 pm
Ho I did wonder when they kept falling off  %% %% %)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on September 20, 2021, 10:59:21 am
      Should 'ave let him take the sandwich

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/20/teef.png)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 24, 2021, 05:18:33 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/24/242802077_2989210957984477_4671932063187967766_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/akdUG)



Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 24, 2021, 05:19:17 pm
 
Anybody want 500 bog Rolls?

...... need get rid so I can hoard Diesel
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 24, 2021, 05:30:59 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/24/Screenshot-2021-09-24-173004.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/akqDl)



(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/24/Screenshot-2021-09-24-172449.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/akoTZ)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 24, 2021, 05:31:49 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/24/Screenshot-2021-09-24-172905.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/f2292)


(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/24/Screenshot-2021-09-24-172834.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/akk6n)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: john44 on September 24, 2021, 05:52:57 pm
My wife wanted an animal skin coat so I got her a Donkey jacket, good job we have a spare bedroom {-)


John
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 27, 2021, 12:00:50 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/27/242719401_1035339217304957_8383953457468302080_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/f2KxB)

We are not sure who/what it is, but we want to build one! Maybe it builds itself?
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: SteamboatPhil on September 27, 2021, 05:32:10 pm
Is that how my Myford should work ?, think I will go and have chat with it  :-))
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: roycv on September 27, 2021, 07:54:15 pm
At least the tailstock is decently hidden.
Roy
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Capt Podge on September 27, 2021, 08:37:38 pm
It's just a cigarette lighter - 'many hands make lighter work'


Ray.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: radiojoe on September 27, 2021, 11:15:16 pm
 %) %%


Joe
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: TheLongBuild on September 27, 2021, 11:25:05 pm
.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on September 28, 2021, 12:23:44 pm
At least the tailstock is decently hidden.
Roy


I wouldn't say that, whats that suspicious bulbous item poking up the middle of that hole  <*<
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on September 28, 2021, 12:25:37 pm
A petrol hunt - better watch out for that Esso tiger then  <*< 
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: mrlownotes on September 28, 2021, 01:48:54 pm
A petrol hunt - better watch out for that Esso tiger then  <*<
Ha ha,  I remember Esso's "I've got a tiger in my tank" ad. campaign.
We had a 'tiger tail' tied the top of the car aerial.


Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: john44 on September 28, 2021, 06:28:01 pm
Yes, that was when petrol was under £1 a gallon.


John
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 28, 2021, 06:37:43 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/09/28/243336981_10218100838544265_5448037442653658080_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 28, 2021, 06:40:45 pm

It's all getting a little out of hand now!

(https://i.ibb.co/Qvz97K7/242904323-10159661127219826-3468390860552593158-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Ralph on September 28, 2021, 07:27:22 pm

Quote
[size=0px]It's all getting a little out of hand now![/size][/color]
Quote

That's the Elgin Buccaneer, on the Lossiemouth road out of the town.  Was up for sale on Gumtree last month for £28,000, it's been bought now so if you fancied it as a garden ornament you're too late.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Colin Bishop on September 28, 2021, 09:45:30 pm
Shouldn't that have been a Jet petrol station?

Colin
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 28, 2021, 09:59:40 pm

For Colin:  https://youtu.be/ObpcGNCU944

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: RST on September 28, 2021, 10:31:57 pm
Martin missed a joke there, I remember it was a "Jet" station for a few years...


https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/buccaneer-service-station-gm678870864-126165477 (https://www.istockphoto.com/photo/buccaneer-service-station-gm678870864-126165477)

It's only a few miles from me, near lossiemouth but I've not been by it for ages now due to co-vid.  I don't see many Jet stations any more.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: TheLongBuild on September 28, 2021, 10:39:11 pm
Apparently still 330 knocking around.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: RST on September 28, 2021, 11:16:16 pm
...just reading that also, there are a few around, nowhere near as common as used to be north of the border though. Allot of fuel stations I know  have disappeared over last cpl of decades.


Theres a BP garage near my mother's in Grangemouth has a spitfire next to it but I've not seen it passing by the last 6 months or so (admittedly not on the garage like in Lossie / Elgin though!).




https://www.iwm.org.uk/memorials/item/memorial/82866
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: RST on September 28, 2021, 11:36:38 pm
Astronauts on the ISS capture an unseasonal white Britain as householders scattered in the (lack-of) wind millions of kilos of bags of unused flour horded in 2020 to make space instead for panic-bought fuel in 2021!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: tigertiger on October 01, 2021, 01:32:36 am
***The discussion on fuel and other shortages has been split, and moved to the chit chat board. ***
Here https://www.modelboatmayhem.co.uk/forum/index.php/topic,67408.0.html
Subject title - Shortages 2021 - Fuel and other.

Now back to humour.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on October 01, 2021, 10:54:57 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/10/01/Sorted2.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: dougal99 on October 01, 2021, 01:28:13 pm
Wow! a very large Molotov cocktail. Another serious contender for the Darwin award.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 01, 2021, 05:57:32 pm
 
Jaymac! .... thought you'd know better!   :P
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 01, 2021, 05:59:13 pm
 
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/10/01/243121816_10161317690353242_3575473339917380500_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/f24Bw)



(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/10/01/244289284_10224290324899581_2491409959629224891_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/f2lxo)



Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 01, 2021, 05:59:29 pm

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/10/01/242918430_4627575697294761_2045671565776309667_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/f2jOK)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: RST on October 01, 2021, 06:08:31 pm
I don't classify myself as WOKE and not really very modern or liberal, but I feel a bit closer to it seeing that!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: tigertiger on October 02, 2021, 04:44:15 pm
Who would have predicted this?
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 02, 2021, 08:04:00 pm
 

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/10/02/244397968_10218116447534480_6459337844406479482_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/f2so9)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Howard on October 02, 2021, 08:33:25 pm
Old lady calls her husband into the bedroom and said before I go you needs to look in the draw under the bed so he looks and finds three eggs and £7000 he looks at his wife puzzled why the eggs well she says every time we had bad sex I put a egg in the draw he smiles three eggs in 38 years cant be bad so why the £7000 she looked at him and smiled every time I got a dozen I sold them.
           Regards Howard. {-) [size=78%]  [/size]
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: john44 on October 03, 2021, 02:01:37 pm
Heard about the new birth control device for men, you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp.


John
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on October 04, 2021, 10:41:23 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/10/04/drill.png)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 04, 2021, 11:23:26 am
 
    {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: dougal99 on October 04, 2021, 12:11:08 pm


x.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Kevin.Hutch on October 04, 2021, 09:33:49 pm
Hear Hear  :-))  and it gets quicker after 70.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Tug Hercules Fireman on October 05, 2021, 12:32:54 am
They used to say, as You get older, time vanishes;
It does not vanish;
It just vapourizes.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 05, 2021, 08:57:30 pm
 

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/10/05/Screenshot-2021-10-05-205616.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/f814Q)

Re: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-58800670



Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 05, 2021, 09:06:45 pm
 

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/10/05/Screenshot-2021-10-05-210616.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/f8PJu)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: mogurnda on October 05, 2021, 10:52:49 pm
Martin....
Its a few miles over from Jeopardy...you know where all the jobs are in..........

David
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on October 07, 2021, 07:30:00 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/10/07/iphonex.jpg)
Title: If Cars were built like computers
Post by: jaymac on October 16, 2021, 11:51:37 am

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."
 In response to Bill's comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (supposedly by Mr. Welch himself): "Yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?"

 
                                           Then others added these comments:


1. Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to buy a new car.

2. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

3. Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to stop and fail and you would have to re-install the engine. For some strange reason, you would accept this too.

4. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought Car95 or CarNT . But then you would have to buy more seats.

5. Apple would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on five percent of the roads.

6 Apple car owners would get expensive Microsoft uprgrades to their cars, which would make their cars run much slower.

7. The oil, gas and alternator warning lights would be replaced by a single "general car fault" warning light.

8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9. The airbag system would say are you sure? before going off.


10. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.


11. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.


12. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither needed nor wanted them. Attempting to delete this option would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become the target of investigation by the Justice Department.

13. Every time GM would introduce a new model car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 29, 2021, 07:56:43 pm
 

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/10/29/7e5ecf8426d62cd7987f27ad6668c4f869672d211c87cba9d88604e54817c662_1.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/f1CDw)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 29, 2021, 07:59:13 pm
 
(https://i.ibb.co/VgPQJd3/Screenshot-2021-09-24-172222.png)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 29, 2021, 07:59:45 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/RNsnxDz/249881214-10220071964181545-4416462191040570391-n.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Baldrick on November 03, 2021, 11:02:17 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/03/57-2.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fPEeD)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: TheLongBuild on November 03, 2021, 11:52:26 pm
Not far wrong, we had something similar to stop ours eating the wood on the chairs, she loved it !!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on November 04, 2021, 11:17:02 am
Well it does what it says on the tin - they have at least chewed the bottle and not what the items you are protecting  :D
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 06, 2021, 06:38:31 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/06/165257590_4279905725374386_297399184374087424_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fy6f9)


(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/06/196015656_4031605110239261_7439086175621381542_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fyysp)



(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/06/218172912_987930778712468_5346523718757959234_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fyP0L)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 06, 2021, 06:38:44 am


(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/06/85073540_625318181640398_4168967962151092224_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fyLiP)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: radiojoe on November 06, 2021, 09:21:13 am
Is there a vaccine for it yet?    %%
Joe
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: tigertiger on November 06, 2021, 09:38:05 am
There may not be a vaccine for Hobby Pox, but masking may be involved. ;)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Netleyned on November 06, 2021, 10:05:56 am
Mke sure you have your undercoat on😊
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on November 11, 2021, 10:46:17 am
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                                        Using  First Windows Version
             
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: TheLongBuild on November 11, 2021, 09:37:15 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: radiojoe on November 11, 2021, 10:32:04 pm
We were on a coach trip to Liverpool in 2019 and had a day in Chester we saw that sign and I asked the wife if she wanted to leave me there a while,  She said we couldn't afford it  %)


Joe.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: TheLongBuild on November 11, 2021, 10:45:01 pm
 O0 O0
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 12, 2021, 06:26:06 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/12/241318581_564217298331112_7187960122731301944_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/f33LQ)

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 12, 2021, 06:26:20 pm

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/12/241695066_3013540655583152_7580262103506360810_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/f3Po3)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 12, 2021, 06:26:34 pm


(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/12/241808665_4380828142032053_676458644551165770_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/f3NgS)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 12, 2021, 06:26:44 pm



(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/12/254310524_4877880725565053_5768086170481709288_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/f36Cu)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: dougal99 on November 13, 2021, 12:10:06 pm
Punching above your weight!

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: derekwarner on November 13, 2021, 01:05:16 pm
Heavens.....she's got a dirty bottom!  :o
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Baldrick on November 23, 2021, 04:50:03 pm
The ultimate present for the wife ! a Citroen Alti, you just know she will love it


(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/23/B99904D4-EEBD-4FDC-9825-C34D99E34D1B.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fLBjT)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on November 23, 2021, 06:03:53 pm
Plus - if you send her into the deep countryside to pick up a fictitous boat you ordered, and you know there is very few if any petrol stations within 25 miles of the location, you will have a nice quiet few days until she manages to get home again, the range on it is about 46 miles I believe  %)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 23, 2021, 06:24:40 pm
 

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/23/image1.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fLZ2M)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 24, 2021, 09:38:46 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/24/Image27.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fLP0u)


(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/24/Image18.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fLN3Q)



(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/24/Image8.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fLy51)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 24, 2021, 09:39:10 pm
 

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/24/258536041_4295481580561894_678103835808129356_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fL6fR)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: tigertiger on November 25, 2021, 02:16:02 am

The Indian Hills Community Center is famous for humorous its signs, it is worth doing a quick google search on them. :-)) :-)) :-))

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/24/Image27.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fLP0u)


(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/24/Image18.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fLN3Q)



(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/24/Image8.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fLy51)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: RST on November 27, 2021, 09:07:41 pm
Quote
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/24/258536041_4295481580561894_678103835808129356_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fL6fR)

I always knew this pub joke as there have been FIVE F1 drivers named the same as Scottish towns so far.  We already see the FIFTH but who would usually be the FOURTH one people get before that last spoiler?
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: RST on November 27, 2021, 09:55:38 pm
The ultimate present for the wife ! a Citroen Alti, you just know she will love it


(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/11/23/B99904D4-EEBD-4FDC-9825-C34D99E34D1B.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fLBjT)
....It's called an Ami.
According to a video I watched a few weeks ago the funny thing about it is because it's manufactured on a budget they don't make anything asymmetrical, so normal door on one side but suicide door on the other because it's all symmetrical moulds front to back.  The only difference between front and back panels is headlights in the front and tail lights in the rear.  I quite like it, it's a step forwards to something more affordable at least.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: kinmel on November 28, 2021, 02:56:13 pm
I suppose the USB port on the door is for recharging it at home
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on November 28, 2021, 10:20:19 pm
No that's the handle
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on November 29, 2021, 01:31:57 am
so effectively a push me pull you (a doolittle car especially if it runs out of juice with the short range it has) - puns intended
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: roycv on November 29, 2021, 08:35:56 am
My favourite sign was actually in Model Maker way back.  It was a photograph of a sign in Oz which said. 

"It is an offence to throw stones at this notice"
Roy
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 30, 2021, 07:03:56 am
 {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 30, 2021, 07:04:49 am
 :-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 30, 2021, 07:05:20 am
 :D
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: tonyH on November 30, 2021, 01:09:41 pm
Oh God!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 10, 2021, 10:52:58 pm


(https://i.postimg.cc/x1c2qrb5/02-jpg-1.jpg)
Well, I wonder what he does for a day job?!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: BrianB6 on December 11, 2021, 06:06:47 am
I don't think I would trust him to repair the last hospital bed I was on.   %%
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on December 11, 2021, 09:11:15 am
The fact you took photos of the mechanism is disturbing enough  %)  and the picture of you fixing the bed was also captured means you were very ill, where did you get the tools from I would like to know  {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: canabus on December 11, 2021, 09:54:22 am
EWE can have legs like that and still walk !!!



Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 17, 2021, 03:37:34 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/12/17/267803652_461440858681271_4972466108366059303_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fKK4w)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Netleyned on December 17, 2021, 03:40:01 pm
          :D
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 17, 2021, 03:46:41 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/12/17/When-you-cant-let-your-cat-out-because-he-might-invade-Poland.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fKccp)

When you can’t let your cat out because he might invade Poland
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 17, 2021, 03:53:01 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/12/17/Covid-15059cd9ffb16499d.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fKWqP)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Dave_S. on December 17, 2021, 06:01:31 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/12/17/267803652_461440858681271_4972466108366059303_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fKK4w)


I remember, in all seriousness, asking my young daughters what the noise from the fire alarm meant (intending to teach them that it meant get out of the house as quickly as possible) only to have my 4-ish year old elder daughter tell me in all seriousness that it meant mummy was making toast...
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on December 17, 2021, 07:46:26 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/12/17/xmas-tree.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on December 18, 2021, 04:25:37 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/12/18/Santa.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: radiojoe on December 18, 2021, 05:39:35 pm
 {-) {-)


Joe.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on December 18, 2021, 07:01:16 pm
(https://www.yetiownersclub.co.uk/cdn-cgi/image/format=auto,onerror=redirect,width=1920,height=1920,fit=scale-down/https://www.yetiownersclub.co.uk/attachments/1639837912295-png.7002/)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on December 19, 2021, 11:20:56 am
What - AGAIN, when did that happen - oh in another 17 years


Oh - I just remembered the old faulty towers sketch - dont mention.......
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Nordlys on December 20, 2021, 01:57:33 pm
I'm expecting Sadiq Khan to introduce a pay to enter Low Covid Infection Zone any time now.
N.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 20, 2021, 05:11:36 pm
 
From Facebook ...

Due to some financial hardship I am unable to support my passion of collecting model boat kits so I have to unload some of my collection. Here is the list of what has to go:
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-My house
-My car
-My business
-Clothes off of my back
-Some pots and pans
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Colin Bishop on December 20, 2021, 05:44:51 pm
Wife gone already then.....
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 20, 2021, 09:02:27 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/12/20/Screenshot-2021-12-20-210141.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fUtH4)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: SteamboatPhil on December 20, 2021, 09:09:11 pm
 {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: sabre on December 20, 2021, 09:39:19 pm
Kidney available?   I believe that they are in demand by well healed individuals.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 20, 2021, 09:40:37 pm
(https://i.postimg.cc/cCBnTqF4/Screenshot-2021-12-20-211018.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 20, 2021, 09:42:24 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/ZRhnQ7B9/Screenshot-2021-12-20-212142.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on December 22, 2021, 11:00:27 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/12/22/Unassembled-Snowman.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Netleyned on December 22, 2021, 11:11:20 am
Scratch Build or Kit?
Ned
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on December 22, 2021, 12:16:26 pm
Copyright Free Plans are available :D
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Baldrick on December 22, 2021, 01:23:06 pm



 Bid now before the temperature goes up !
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: roycv on December 22, 2021, 01:32:03 pm
If the bidding goes above Zero I expect Ebay admin will step in and freeze it there.
Roy
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 22, 2021, 07:16:32 pm

Your Gangster Name is:

The colour of your shirt / top & the last thing you ate.....

What is your Gangsta name?!

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Netleyned on December 22, 2021, 07:28:40 pm
Blue Enchilada 😁
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 22, 2021, 07:35:31 pm
 
Purple Chips!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: kinmel on December 22, 2021, 07:43:16 pm
Scratch Build or Kit?
Ned
Scratch - no carrot, coal etc shown in the offer
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Kevin.Hutch on December 22, 2021, 09:54:35 pm
Bid now before the temperature goes up !


I wonder what people will pay for a melting moment.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: radiojoe on December 23, 2021, 08:27:07 am

Your Gangster Name is:

The colour of your shirt / top & the last


What is your Gangsta name?!




That well known gangster  Christmas jumper  Porkpie

Joe
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: warspite on December 23, 2021, 09:28:02 am
White fish


earlier name was grey steak bake
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on December 23, 2021, 10:47:54 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/12/23/forecast.png)     
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: SteamboatPhil on December 23, 2021, 11:37:01 am
 {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: roycv on December 23, 2021, 12:10:08 pm
Hi Black Panatone here.
Roy
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 23, 2021, 12:43:15 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/12/23/Image100.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fXmGQ)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: roycv on December 23, 2021, 12:48:20 pm
Re the gangster name maybe Martin might qualify as Weird Fish, now where have I heard that name?
Regards
Roy   

Just remembered it is on the back of my jacket.  So with you in spirit Martin.
Roy
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: derekwarner on December 24, 2021, 06:34:55 am
Martin....we have an issue here %)


1. we have a Bloke in OZ called Morrison...lives in the big Australian Lodge down Canberra way
2. this Bloke probably has more than 1 security guard and [considering his popularity] he probably needs a lot more than 1
3. I would decline to eat any Mince Pie he had a hand in the manufacture, as the contents would be questionable and certainly not as per the recipe >:-o
4. this coupled with false advertising, as this Bloke has ensured that nothing is Free in OZ

Problem is, I am not allowed to talk about political matters ....so who is this so-called pie maker Mo**ison you talk about?


Derek
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: malcolmfrary on December 24, 2021, 09:44:53 am
Martin....we have an issue here %)


1. we have a Bloke in OZ called Morrison...lives in the big Australian Lodge down Canberra way
2. this Bloke probably has more than 1 security guard and [considering his popularity] he probably needs a lot more than 1
3. I would decline to eat any Mince Pie he had a hand in the manufacture, as the contents would be questionable and certainly not as per the recipe >:-o
4. this coupled with false advertising, as this Bloke has ensured that nothing is Free in OZ

Problem is, I am not allowed to talk about political matters ....so who is this so-called pie maker Mo**ison you talk about?


Derek
In the UK, Morrisons is a nationally known chain store, who sell pork pies among many other lines, and employ security staff.
Title: Christmas Day Weather
Post by: canabus on December 24, 2021, 10:01:51 am
My wife ask to look up the weather for Christmas Day.


I reply 100% RAIN DEER !!!!



Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: canabus on December 24, 2021, 10:51:11 am
OURS TRY's To Sell PORKIES, SNOW BALLS and BULL _ _ _ _!!!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: derekwarner on December 24, 2021, 12:20:17 pm
ah......thanks Malcolm......you know, there are certain similarities

Your Morrisons image sprouts golden shafts and leaves of sunlight from its eye
Our Morrison sprouts unmentionables [words I cannot repeat] from his eye [a word I cannot repeat], as this is where the similarities end


For my money, there is a big difference between a Mince Pie, which I assumed is a pie made from a blend of the finest exotic dried fruits, to a Pork Pie made from congealed Pork offal

Derek :P
Title: Re: Christmas Day Weather
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 24, 2021, 12:59:15 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/3yhX31M/2021-12-24-125749.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3yhX31M)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 24, 2021, 01:56:08 pm


 
 (https://i.ibb.co/gMb4BXw/269774971-10157993081471207-6818478850359080923-n.jpg) (https://ibb.co/4Zw15DM)

  .... and they are going to get a lost worse over the next four days!   O0
 
 
 
 
 


Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: davidm1945 on December 24, 2021, 11:22:31 pm
Took me a while... :-))
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: derekwarner on December 25, 2021, 12:15:14 am
"....******....of the beholder"?........but I am not sure what he is holding? %)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 01:00:25 am
 

The first of many today ..... yes, they will steadily get worse!   O0


            At this time of year,
it's important to rewind your scales back
   .... at least 10 lbs at midnight.




Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 01:18:22 am

(https://i.postimg.cc/TYb8yn4q/Screenshot-2021-12-24-135327.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 01:20:11 am
(https://i.ibb.co/ZzhRnmM/Screenshot-2021-12-20-212142.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 03:23:57 am
(https://i.ibb.co/1G30c5f/Screenshot-2021-12-20-210845.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 04:13:36 am
(https://i.ibb.co/3WgffpY/Screenshot-2021-12-20-210655.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 10:11:46 am
(https://i.ibb.co/tb1WB2r/Screenshot-2021-12-20-210604a.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 12:33:03 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/B2TsLKR/Screenshot-2021-12-20-210934.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 01:14:19 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/6bmSMkt/Screenshot-2021-12-20-211618.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 02:35:02 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/9HGhLK1/Screenshot-2021-12-20-212246.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 06:14:56 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/BrGPtQ3/Screenshot-2021-12-20-212206.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 08:03:48 pm
 :-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 08:06:20 pm
 :-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 08:28:46 pm
 :-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 08:29:33 pm
 
 What is it?   ok2
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: TheLongBuild on December 25, 2021, 09:02:03 pm
A pair of cheesy crakers
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 10:35:58 pm
 
 Cheese Crackers, yes!    %)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2021, 10:36:08 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/qpdNpy5/Screenshot-2021-12-21-075648.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 26, 2021, 12:43:20 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/Vt5h6Ps/Screenshot-2021-12-21-075449.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 26, 2021, 12:46:48 pm
The magazine was 30p and my mortgage was for £7000 on a 3 bed semi I paid about £10K for a year or so earlier. The admission price was actually 45p for an adult; 25p for a child at school. Teachers in charge of a party free!
That's inflation for you!

 

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2021/12/20/Screenshot-2021-12-20-210141.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/fUtH4)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 26, 2021, 02:02:49 pm
  :-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 26, 2021, 08:11:26 pm
 :-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 31, 2021, 12:22:24 pm
 
   I'll be up tonight again, New Year's Eve, it’s a tradition …


I'm always up about midnight,

... walking to the bathroom

 
 
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: jaymac on December 31, 2021, 03:51:38 pm
That's better than waking later and  finding you should've got up.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Netleyned on December 31, 2021, 04:14:39 pm
Dreaming you are on a tropical beach with
the tide rising around you. 🏖️
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2021
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 31, 2021, 04:56:42 pm

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