Model Boat Mayhem
Mess Deck: General Section => Humour => Topic started by: Martin (Admin) on January 16, 2021, 01:59:05 am
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You have to get rid of one item, what is it?
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Should you be substituting Low Fat, homogenised, pastyoureyes, hi GI, low SQ...... based on Soy watered down milk in the cup of tea? :P
Or is that Westmensister Sauce & the Tower of Big Ben ...lonley school friends of the little pigian....song?
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Change the Black Pudding for some steak and your about there. :P
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Also change the Toast for fried Bread. O0
I had a breakfast like that many years ago at a farmhouse B&B. The trouble was it came after the toast and marmalade, a large bowl of Cornflakes and another bowl of Porridge. >:-o
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As an American air force Major once said to me "Ugh you English, you eat beans for breakfast"
So beans go, tomatoes a bit dodgy but need copious cups of coffee. :-))
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The small plate :-))
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No brainer for me, the mushrooms, they would make me really ill...
I am really hungry now!!! {-) {-)
Paul...
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The cooked tomatoes would go in my case. All the rest, YUMMY! :-))
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The Black pudding and what ever that is in the middle of the plate , and replaced by thick fried bread.
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Any one of the beans.
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The small plate :-))
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Item in middle - a hash brown ? - Oh and I just noticed the fried bread under the eggs - loverlyjubbly - not keen on black pudding
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One item? The whole thing is not very vegetarian friendly.
The eggs, bacon (are there 2 types of bacon?), sausage & black pudding.
Oh & swap the tea for coffee.
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Fried bread well hidden, no keep the beans helps keep the airways clear :} but dump the mushrooms..
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You have to get rid of one item........ I would..... one at a time and scoff the lot..... David.
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There should be a law against such photo's being posted O0
Made my day that !!
Cheers
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Get rid of the carbon from the griddle for a start, then lose the bubble(?) and dinky little cup.
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It's a tossup between the tomato’s or the mushrooms, the former being the most likely to go, that odd milk stuff would also go to be replaced by real cream on the top milk. Then send for the ambulance PDQ.
LB
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The black pudding - I spent years avoiding it just because of the thought of it's ingredients - but last year, I thought it was time to 'man-up' and try some - it was gross. O0
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I think the first item to be removed will be the consumer - to A&E...
Colin
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I'd throw away the Brown Sauce . . .
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Definately the tea, I drink coffee, got fed up with tea after taking flasks to work for years.
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I'm weird: don't like breakfast and half of what's on that fry up. If it's one item I'll just pick up and throw the table away and have a coffee instead.
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Item in middle - a hash brown ? - Oh and I just noticed the fried bread under the eggs - loverlyjubbly - not keen on black pudding
Yep that would be my choice - hash browns........eeeeurrrrgggghhhhh
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Nahsty runny eggs. yuck.
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Nahsty runny eggs. yuck.
I aggree, LOVE eggs, but a runny yoke is a complete NO NO! LoL
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No runny eggs? You are a complete wimp RST. Nothing better. You might as well settle for picnic hard boiled eggs.
Runny eggs soak into the toast - bliss!
However, apparently in Vietnam they like their eggs with an almost ready to hatch chick in them. I'd draw the line at that.
Colin
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Yip, agreed. Boil the pan until the water runs dry and re-fill and boil again! Nothing ruins toast like a runny yoke touching it. LoL
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Yuk!
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Reminds me of black pan at ni[size=78%]te whilst at sea great for watch keeping 12 to 4 remove the black pudding only made me smile tassie48 [/size]
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...while we're at it, not that I like brown or HP sauce, but I'm trying to get Daddies Sauce for my Mother for months -it's totally vanished!!! I hear it's made in Poland these days. Not sure why it's gone from the shelves (I did see some excuses but don't believe they're not sorted yet).
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.. I'm trying to get Daddies Sauce for my Mother for months -it's totally vanished!!! I hear it's made in Poland these days. Not sure why it's gone from the shelves (I did see some excuses but don't believe they're not sorted yet).
Tesco claim to stock it and Amazon say they have 685g and 4 litre bottles available.
Hope this helps
Ralph
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Tesco claim it's in a semi-local store but it's not and apparently not been for ages -I went specifically to that store for it and it was an attrocity full of ignorant and rude proletarians. No wonder co-vid is spreading on that experience, will never visit that store again! Sorry, I'm not on Amazon. I meant a real shop shelf.
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Know what you mean, had similar experiences with them as well. Staff are the worst offenders for not wearing masks or even giving a pretence of social distancing.
Back to the original topic, I'd lose the fried tomatoes. - disgusting things.
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Dump the milk in the tea & the toast as I'm back on Keto but the rest with some brown sauce is go. Airfield & its cafe is closed at the moment otherwise I'd be having one of them a week!
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i am incredibly finicky... get rid of the blood pudding, the ham, and the fungus. the rest will have to do.
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Ho Ho Ho %) :D O0
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Remove the Fried Tomato. I am not a fan of sausages for breakfast either (unless well baked in the oven) and I like a firm egg! I hate runny white :((
I like soft boiled eggs but for the same reason, I don't have them as you cannot guarantee the white is solid. Fussy? Moi??
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The side plate.
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The side plate.
unless it's the same size as the main plate with more bacon - yummy