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Title: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on January 01, 2023, 11:09:56 am
                      My mate had a temporary job as an Evri driver for Christmas


                                                   
                     (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/01/01/atree.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Capt Podge on January 01, 2023, 11:34:50 am
Which of the following statements is the correct use of English :-


     The yolk of an egg IS white?
or The yolk of an egg ARE white?




... the answer is, of course, neither - the yolk is Yellow!


... surprising how many people fall for that one


Ray.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: TheLongBuild on January 01, 2023, 12:05:16 pm
                      My mate had a temporary job as an Evri driver for Christmas


                                                   
                     (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/01/01/atree.jpg)


 {-) {-) {-) {-) O0 O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on January 01, 2023, 07:24:53 pm
All England's international football matches have been postponed for this year. Apparently to give the players time to learn the the new lyrics to the national anthem
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on January 02, 2023, 03:50:02 am

(https://i.postimg.cc/Wt3MkcXC/Did-you-know.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Wt3MkcXC)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: tigertiger on January 02, 2023, 05:02:05 am
(https://i.postimg.cc/Wt3MkcXC/Did-you-know.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Wt3MkcXC)
   




I knew only one  :embarrassed: {:-{ . The tines of a fork.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Capt Podge on January 02, 2023, 09:51:59 am
Happy New year Martin!


Ref 'did you know' - I knew just two from that list - aglets and tines :-))


Ray.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: SailorGreg on January 02, 2023, 12:09:47 pm
Ah, "dysania"!  I have suffered from that for years without knowing its name.  Now I can explain to my wife that it is a genuine medical condition, not me being bone idle!  {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on January 03, 2023, 09:32:23 pm
 
I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore:   https://youtu.be/OOgd9hitEAE    {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Capt Podge on January 03, 2023, 11:01:18 pm
Nice catchy tune and a decent video - good combination for all ages - cheers Martin!


Ray.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on January 05, 2023, 12:17:15 pm
make sure the sound is on  the link is for pin interest for those with click bait worries


https://pin.it/4CmPJ5l (https://pin.it/4CmPJ5l)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on January 08, 2023, 12:18:47 pm

                         Error too Risky
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on January 10, 2023, 10:07:41 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/01/10/Flowchart.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on January 26, 2023, 04:12:58 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/01/26/Jack.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: SteamboatPhil on January 26, 2023, 05:13:41 pm
Air con for feet  :-)) :-)) :-))


(I think I had that car )
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: tigertiger on January 27, 2023, 01:33:54 am
All joking aside.
True story. Many years ago. My brother and his, then heavily pregnant wife, were working in the shop one day. His wife finished her shift and needed to go home for lunch etc. Five minutes after leaving she came back to the shop distressed, because she had locked the keys in the car.
My brother went out to the car to see what he could do, but could do nothing. Until he rememberd the hole in the footwell of the car (a Datsun). He lay on the ground, forced his hand up through the hole and was able to grab the keys. Result...
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: warspite on January 27, 2023, 11:43:02 am
I know not joke related - similar thing with my parents - my mother had a pre BMW style mini, a cooper I think, little red/orange thing, it was condemened on its last MOT as apparently the body was not connected in any way to the chassis, she had been driving around like that for about 5 months
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: KitS on January 27, 2023, 11:46:12 am


I know not joke related - similar thing with my parents - my mother had a pre BMW style mini, a cooper I think, little red/orange thing, it was condemened on its last MOT as apparently the body was not connected in any way to the chassis, she had been driving around like that for about 5 months



Quite a common problem with early Minis.  :-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: davidm1945 on January 28, 2023, 02:22:39 pm
Many years ago, a mate of mine had an old Hillman that had a rot hole in the passenger footwell. He decided to pop-rivet a tin patch on to cover it. Unfortunately he riveted the patch on the underside of the car. One wet day he took his girlfriend for a drive and unknown to him the front of the patch came detached and hung down like a scoop so when he drove through a puddle his girl got about a gallon of cold, muddy water right up her skirt! Needless to say the relationship did not survive...
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on January 28, 2023, 04:34:06 pm
Why  was she sat on the floor ;)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on January 29, 2023, 10:41:09 am

                                     WISDOM FROM MILITARY MANUALS
'If the enemy is in range, so are you.' - Infantry Journal-

'It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.' -US.Air Force Manual -

'Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword, obviously never encountered automatic weapons.' - General MacArthur -

'You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of you, come with me.' - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.-

'Tracers work both ways.' - U.S. Army Ordnance Manual-

'Five second fuses only last three seconds.' -Infantry Journal -

The three most useless things in aviation are:
Fuel in the bowser; Runway behind you; and Air above you. -Basic Flight Training Manual-

'Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once.' - Maritime Ops Manual -

'Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do.' - Unknown Marine Recruit-

'If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him.' -USAF Ammo Troop-

'You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3.' -Paul F. Crickmore (SR71 test pilot)-

'The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire.' -Unknown Author-

'If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage it has to be a helicopter
-- and therefore, unsafe.' - Fixed Wing Pilot-

'When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane,
you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash.' -Multi-Engine Training Manual-

'Without ammunition, the USAF is just an expensive flying club.' -Unknown Author-

'If you hear me yell;"Eject, Eject, Eject!", the last two will be echos.' If you stop to ask "Why?"
you'll be talking to yourself, because you're the pilot.' -Pre-flight Briefing from a 104 Pilot-

'What is the similarity between air traffic controllers and pilots?
If a pilot screws up, the pilot dies; but If ATC screws up, .... the pilot dies.' -Sign over Control Tower Door-

'Never trade luck for skill.' -Author Unknown-

'Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.' -Basic Flight Training Manual-

'Mankind has a perfect record in aviation - we have never left one up there!' - Unknown Author -

'Flying the airplane is more important than radioing your plight to a person on the ground
incapable of understanding or doing anything about it.' - Emergency Checklist-

'The Piper Cub is the safest airplane in the world; it can just barely kill you.' - Attributed to Max Stanley (Northrop test pilot) -

'There is no reason to fly through a thunderstorm in peacetime.' -Sign over Squadron Ops Desk at Davis-Montham AFB, AZ-

'If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to.' - Sign over Carrier Group Operations Desk-

'You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.'
- Lead-in Fighter Training Manual -

As the test pilot climbs out of the experimental aircraft, having torn off the wings and tail in the crash landing, the crash truck arrives.
The rescuer sees a bloodied pilot and asks,'What happened?' The pilot's reply: 'I don't know, I just got here myself!'
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Baldrick on January 29, 2023, 11:26:35 am
Automobile related, a friend was transporting a wardrobe in the back of an estate car to a property he was renovating . He also loaded a 56lb bag of cement which he put on top of the wardrobe .   Driving a bit fast he was forced to brake suddenly, the inertia caused the bag of cement to be propelled forward. Unfortunately he had left the key for the wardrobe in the keyhole and as the cement bag shot over the key sliced it open . He got the lot down his neck .
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on February 03, 2023, 10:14:17 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/02/03/cokey.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: SteamboatPhil on February 03, 2023, 02:08:31 pm
What if the Hokey Cokey is what is all about  O0
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Colin Bishop on February 06, 2023, 05:03:46 pm
Saw this in a Garden Centre today...

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on February 13, 2023, 01:00:29 pm

                  So there’s a deaf accountant who works for the mafia.

One day, the king pin mafioso is checking out the books and notices there’s a million dollars missing.
He calls a meeting with the deaf accountant and a sign language translator.
“Ok, there’s a million dollars missing, where is it?” asks the king pin.
Translator says, “There’s a million dollars missing, boss wants to know where it is.”
Deaf man signs over to the translator, “What? I have no idea what he’s talking about.”
Translator says to the boss, “Boss, he says he doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”
Boss says to the translator, “I’m gonna ask one more time. Where is the money?”

Translator says to the deaf accountant, “He’s asking one more time, where’s the money?”
Deaf man reiterates to the translator through sign, “Seriously, I don’t know what he’s talking about!”
Translator says to the Boss, “He says he seriously doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”
The boss is now infuriated.
He slams his fist down on the table, and points a gun to the accountants head.
He tells the translator, “TELL THIS WEAZEL I WILL BLOW HIS BRAINS ALL OVER THIS DESK IF HE DOESN’T TELL ME WHERE THE MONEY IS RIGHT NOW!”
Translator signs to the accountant, “Ok, he’s dead serious. You better tell him where the money is, or he’s going to kill you right here.”

The deaf Accountant signs to the translator, “Ok! Ok! I’ll tell you! I hid it in a briefcase underneath my deck!”

Mafia Boss asks, “Well, what did he say?!”

The Translator says,

“Well, boss, he said go screw yourself.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on February 13, 2023, 02:15:07 pm
(https://i.postimg.cc/6Qhj8V7p/323066415-609645294302690-2087234127497888970-n.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on February 14, 2023, 05:15:47 pm
 
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-64620798
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/02/14/330973143_755534449531565_2249408164083064437_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tIyrS)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on February 14, 2023, 07:32:08 pm
You  been poaching from my Album again  Martin November 11, 2021, :o
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on February 14, 2023, 08:18:26 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/LY79Xbjm/330964676-2449425635215630-6753062218333474434-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/LY79Xbjm)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on February 15, 2023, 11:24:21 am
 

Our local train driver passed away recently….

 His funeral will be an hour late .....
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Barney Magrew on February 16, 2023, 09:14:54 am
ON my local Chinese Takeaways menu, "Open 7 days a week, closed Mondays"
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on February 18, 2023, 04:18:29 pm

On break time, a teacher realized that one of her students had just stayed idle like a desolated statue.
Wanting to at least cheer him up, the teacher went where the kid was and sat down beside him and said,
“Johnny, what’s wrong with you? Are you sick?”
“No.” He said shaking his head.
“So what’s wrong?”
“I just wanna be alone.”
“Why?”
“Nothing.”
“Come on, what if you tell me a story?”
“Hmmm,” said Johnny, “okay, I’ll tell you this story in four parts.”
“Now you’re talking. What’s the story about?”
“It’s about my mom and dad.”
“Really? That’ll be a great one.”
“Yes. It’s in four parts.”
“Great, so what’s part one about?”
“My mom and dad were travelling to a camping site yesterday. On their way there, they reached a junction where the road was splitting up. Dad looked at my mom and said, ‘honey, we’re gonna take the right turn’ but my mom protested and said, ‘no, this road is too muddy! Take the right turn!’ Quickly, dad slapped my mom and asked her, ‘who is driving? Is it you or me?’ “
“Damn! That was harsh.” Said the teacher.
“Really? If you only knew about what happened in part two.”
“Okay, what happened in the second part?”
“When they arrived to the camping site, my dad went straight fishing and mom was home. Dad returned about an hour later with five tilapia fish which got my mom very happy and she said to him, ‘well done honey, bring them here so I can boil them for you and make you some soup.’ However, my dad protested saying, ‘no. No. No honey, I don’t want boiled fish, grill them a bit and fry them later…’ before he could even finish a hot slap landed on to his face and then my mom asked him, ‘who is cooking? Is it you or me?’.”
“Fair enough.” Said the teacher smiling.
“I like how smart she is.”
Johnny laughed and said, “me too, but now I wanna start telling you about what happened in the fourth part. You’ll like it I bet you…” the teacher cut him off.
“Why the fourth part? Tell me about what happened in the third part first.” Said the teacher before a surprisingly hot slap landed on her face.
“Dammit Johnny! What was that for?”
Johnny laughed at her and said,
“who is telling the story? Is it you or me?”
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on February 20, 2023, 10:17:22 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/02/20/312589086_5643395059058839_8091127397335607044_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tMZ9m)

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/02/20/312345843_2742857595846308_2394836625426418657_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tMJL2)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on February 21, 2023, 10:30:48 am
Bit clumsy Martin having to click and agree just to see a picture
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on February 21, 2023, 11:35:30 am
 
 Huh?!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on February 21, 2023, 12:22:40 pm
When I viewed it just after you posted it it was just an empty frame clicking on the frame brought up  the agreement rules  which you then had to agree to then the picture showed
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on February 21, 2023, 01:58:13 pm
 
(https://i.postimg.cc/mg6v3JMR/331513864-509756531096054-1751300710183564561-n.jpg)

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on February 21, 2023, 01:58:21 pm
(https://i.postimg.cc/4xdC9sYB/331077350-1371593360329165-9202781949925458497-n.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Capt Podge on February 21, 2023, 03:38:40 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/mg6v3JMR/331513864-509756531096054-1751300710183564561-n.jpg)





 {-) {-) {-) {-)


Flippin' Brilliant!!!


Cheers Martin, made my day, that did  O0 .


Ray.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on February 23, 2023, 09:54:46 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/02/23/climate.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on February 24, 2023, 09:48:22 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/HsL2mdR1/Screenshot-2023-02-24-214638.png)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 01, 2023, 09:57:38 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/03/01/Screenshot-2023-03-01-215628.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tzOZw)
Title: Confusing Marketing Slogan
Post by: mrlownotes on March 05, 2023, 12:44:09 am
Useless Washing Powder ?
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 08, 2023, 04:55:10 pm
 
   {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 08, 2023, 04:57:09 pm
 
I didn't know you could get porcelain figures of  SteanBoatphil ???!!

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/03/08/335096467_888562675719953_4537408376866688505_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tzDkG)
 
https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=133186826352446&set=pcb.2262672817253660
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Capt Podge on March 08, 2023, 05:25:45 pm
 {-) {-) {-) %%




Cheers,
Ray
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on March 10, 2023, 03:53:21 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/03/10/Golfer2.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: SteamboatPhil on March 10, 2023, 07:47:58 pm
Quote
"I didn't know you could get porcelain figures of  SteamBoatphil ???!!

It was bound to happen  O0 O0 O0
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 19, 2023, 05:29:55 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/03/19/316314771_121110307457835_3102304659419416213_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tU0Qv)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 20, 2023, 03:35:32 pm
  {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on March 30, 2023, 02:49:43 pm

Michael Jackson - Beat It:   https://youtu.be/oRdxUFDoQe0

 Released: 1982 .... Have you never noticed, there are no pocket holes in the Billiard tables?!?
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on March 30, 2023, 03:54:11 pm
                                                               Yup

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/03/30/Balls2.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: mrlownotes on March 30, 2023, 06:08:12 pm
Scoring all by 'canoning' off the other two balls.
A more skillful game than whacking balls into a pocket.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: dougal99 on March 31, 2023, 03:17:48 pm
.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 01, 2023, 01:01:53 pm
 
Squint, quite a lot! ..... can you see Van Gogh?

(https://i.postimg.cc/yNqJjZnT/339108938-754569989400514-714337496271005298-n.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: mrlownotes on April 01, 2023, 01:51:41 pm

Squint, quite a lot! ..... can you see Van Gogh?


Yes, but only by viewing it as a very blurred image from about 10-12 feet away.................!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: warspite on April 01, 2023, 08:35:18 pm
Difficult to tell - cant see his ear, maybe his sunglasses from the glare off the sunflowers though
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Akira on April 01, 2023, 11:32:41 pm
OF COURSE YOU CAN'T SEE HIS EAR! He cut it off... %% %% %% %%
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: derekwarner on April 02, 2023, 12:57:57 am
We can see a a. ;D ....a brace of stitches <*<
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: SteamboatPhil on April 02, 2023, 11:15:03 am
Scary I can see him, well done Specsavers...... {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on April 02, 2023, 11:22:51 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/04/02/gogh.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on April 06, 2023, 10:19:46 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/04/06/thumb-no-serving-transformers.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: warspite on April 06, 2023, 03:23:16 pm
Clearly - like the rest of us, how do you tell an autobot from a decepticon
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 21, 2023, 09:53:07 am
 :-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 21, 2023, 09:53:37 am
 :-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on April 21, 2023, 02:10:44 pm
  :-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on May 01, 2023, 10:21:24 am
 :-)

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/05/01/344252400_654023629896849_8306612981656075376_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tiOqB)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on May 01, 2023, 10:22:04 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/05/01/Screenshot-2023-04-23-030020.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tiHIe)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on May 01, 2023, 10:22:19 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/05/01/343311244_231998039418822_8386227813539394079_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tiGmh)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on May 02, 2023, 08:42:21 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/05/02/344342957_3457906614526495_3194464668735438817_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/ti0QV)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: JoJoElbe on May 07, 2023, 12:41:57 pm
 Innovative, sustainable, AI - new energy for model ships

Just discovered by chance at the 2023 (model) rescuers' meeting in Burgwedel (GER): A secret development project on how to charge the batteries of boats without a power connection in the future. A small biochemical reactor is installed in the boat, which converts leftover food and other biomaterials into electricity, which is then stored in the drive battery. With the help of artificial intelligence, the boat should learn to pick up organic products that are as energy-efficient as possible. In the picture we see a test series with butter cake.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: SteamboatPhil on May 07, 2023, 05:58:27 pm
A little vino helps digestion and helps with more motive power  :-))
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: JoJoElbe on May 07, 2023, 06:01:04 pm
and if it shall go fast a double espresso  %%
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on May 10, 2023, 03:57:53 pm
 
Strange feature to advertise .... !

ProBoat - PCF Mark I 24” Swift Patrol Craft RTR

 
(https://i.postimg.cc/KYCM2hkH/Screenshot-2023-05-10-155510.png)

(https://i.postimg.cc/6qM6BCbp/Screenshot-2023-05-10-155703.png)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Baldrick on May 10, 2023, 04:11:21 pm



   I suppose the submerged rudder and prop do work a bit better than the non submerged version, at least for boats !
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on May 10, 2023, 07:29:36 pm
Surely all  props are submerged  albeit  either inside the hull (Jets) or outside the former being more manoeuvrable   not to mention is this not the jokes and section
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: derekwarner on May 11, 2023, 02:26:55 am
Not really as silly as it sounds  %)


The manufacturer appears to be confirming the conventional propeller propulsion of the 'PCF' craft,  as distinct from the Patrol_Boat_River 'PBR' which from memory used a reversible 'water jet drive'..... and also used in the Vietnam theatre  O0


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrol_Boat,_River (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrol_Boat,_River)


Derek
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on May 11, 2023, 11:13:32 am
Some boats have might  have Half submerged props not seen one  with None submerged props other than airboats. The  Pibber's drive wasn't reversible  it had buckets  which the jets fired into .Even without them they could turn on the spot
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: ddmckee54 on May 11, 2023, 07:25:28 pm
Being an Electrical Engineer, I get a perverse enjoyment from engineering jokes...  You've been warned!


Three engineers: an electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and a software engineer, were out for a ride in the mountains.  On the way down from the top of a particularly beautiful high pass, the car's brakes went out.  They went down and around, and around and down - barely missing a bus full of school kids.  Finally they crashed into the ditch.  Nobody was injured, but the car was totaled.  The electrical engineer and the mechanical engineer started arguing about the probable cause of the accident.  The mechanical engineer insisted that the hydraulic brakes had failed, while the electrical engineer insisted that the anti-lock braking system had failed.  The software engineer said "Can't we push it back to the top and recreate the problem?"


Three engineers: an electrical engineer, a mechanical engineer, and a Microsoft software engineer, were out for a ride when their car died.  (Different car and probably different engineers.)  The mechanical engineer said the problem was with the fuel system.  The electrical engineer said the problem was obviously with the ignition system.  The Microsoft engineer said "Let's get everybody out of the car, roll down all the windows and open all the doors.  Then we'll get everybody back in the car, close all the doors, and close all the windows.  Then the car will run again."

Three engineering students, an electrical engineering student, a mechanical engineering student, and a civil engineering student, were in a bar discussing what type of engineer God must be to be able to create the perfection that is Woman. (Betcha thought I was gonna say three engineers again didntcha?)  The mechanical engineering student said "Look at the joints, the flexibility, the freedom of movement...  God must be a mechanical engineer."  The electrical engineering student said "Nope, you're wrong.  Look at the way everything interacts, the brain, the nerves, the muscles...  It's ALL electrical man, God's an electrical engineer."  The civil engineering student said "You're both wrong, God's a civil engineer.  Who else would put a playground next to a toxic waste dump site?"
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on May 11, 2023, 10:00:51 pm
 
How to play your Car Horn!

https://youtu.be/rWMG5ptOV60
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on May 12, 2023, 11:03:08 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/05/12/ELVIS.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on May 12, 2023, 03:10:28 pm

Just a quick reminder - April is procrastination awareness month.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: warspite on May 14, 2023, 07:02:40 am
surprised you mentioned this so early - in a rush are you  %)


or was this for 2019  ;D
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Geoff on May 25, 2023, 01:23:18 pm
A couple are out playing golf and they were just chatting about things as you do.


She says, if I died would you ever get married again? He says no of course not but she is not convinced and pushes a bit. After a moment the man says, yes babe, I probably would. She's not too happy about this and thinks a bit.


She says, would you let her sleep in my bed? He says yes probably, again she's not too happy about this, and thinks a bit more..


She says, would you let her use my golf clubs, he says, no of course not she's left-handed!!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on May 30, 2023, 10:50:18 am

She got on the plane and sat down in first class.

A few minutes later, a flight attendant came up to her and told her that her ticket was

for coach and she had to move from the seat.She refused.


The flight attendent was persistant, but the blonde replied,
“No, I want to sit here, I’ve always wanted to see what it is like in first class.”

The flight attendant was getting frustrated.

after quite some time, she convinced her to move.

Another passenger who overheard the conversation asked the attendent,
 
“How did you get her to move?”

The flight attendant replied,

“I told her that first class doesn’t stop in Detroit.”

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 03, 2023, 08:01:08 pm
 
Hadley Models. Radio Modelling spoken here. Whatever your problem ( apart from women, Religion and Politics ) come and chat it over with us .....

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/06/03/2023_05_29-13_12-Office-Lens-31.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/t9JeM)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: SteamboatPhil on June 04, 2023, 06:37:49 pm
HHumm needs more shelves........ :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on June 06, 2023, 11:41:10 am
Two men dressed in pilots’ uniforms walk up the aisle of the aircraft. Both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane.Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit the door closes, and the engines start up.The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some kind of a sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they’re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport property.Just as it begins to look as though the plane will plow straight into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin.At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines and books, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.Meanwhile, in the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other andsays, ‘You know, Bob, one of these days, they’re gonna scream too late and we’re all gonna die
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: canabus on June 06, 2023, 01:35:15 pm
Funny ???
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 12, 2023, 09:21:01 pm
 
   {-) {-)   .........  {:-{
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on June 12, 2023, 09:22:18 pm
 
Name that tune ...


(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/06/12/Screenshot-2023-06-12-212007.png) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/t94AS)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: dougal99 on June 12, 2023, 09:59:34 pm
Don't remember concrete button - who was it by?  :o %)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on June 12, 2023, 10:38:38 pm
Maybe David Bowie he was into rock
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: davidm1945 on June 13, 2023, 05:06:09 pm
Ta! Mac..    :-))
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: warspite on June 14, 2023, 09:07:36 am
I hadn't completely scrolled down, and wondered where this cats eye on a road would be useful, maybe the trigger before batmans secret cave perhaps
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on June 14, 2023, 10:55:28 am
Cats Eye most are familiar about the guy who invented it being inspired when driving at night saw a cat coming towards him in his headlights. You seldom hear about the guy travelling at the same time, same road but coming from the opposite direction  who invented the pencil sharpener
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on June 26, 2023, 11:08:35 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: NickelBelter on July 01, 2023, 06:13:14 pm
Three statisticians are out hunting when they spot a trophy elk.  The first statistician takes aim and shoots - goes about ten feet to the left of the animal.  The second statistician raises his gun, shoots and misses ten feet to the right. 

The third statistician excitedly casts his gun aside and yells 'We got him, fellas!"
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 03, 2023, 08:55:58 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 03, 2023, 08:56:23 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Akira on July 03, 2023, 10:05:14 pm
OH, how many times have my wife and I said just the same thing! >:-o >:-o >:-o
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: derekwarner on July 04, 2023, 12:10:45 am
So true.....in OZ at our supermarkets


1. single use plastic bags were being disposed in Landfil, they then caused an issue with Indonesia, then China declining to recycle them
2. $0.15 multiple use plastic bags which seem to add up at home, however they are due to be taken form supply
3. $2.50 cotton 1/2 size bags so you need twice as many for your shopping
4. $2.50 imitation woven style Bamboo 1/2 size bags, made in China from 70% of their own recycled plastic  >>:-(


Derek
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Baldrick on July 04, 2023, 11:39:37 am
(https://i.postimg.cc/hGjPt0Gt/357139345-6763126620385026-4256189528551385826-n.jpg)



     How about decanting everything from their plastic containers into your own paper bags and leaving the plastic in their on -store recycling
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Akira on July 04, 2023, 01:12:42 pm
Just another example of government regulating the small guy because it does not have the guts to do so to the manufacturers.If the plastic of the product covering were to be eliminated/changed to a sustainable material, AND we used our own bags. Look where we would have been if this approach were to have been instituted 25 years ago. Follow the MONEY. O0
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 04, 2023, 04:01:52 pm
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Title: Tunnel Vision
Post by: jaymac on July 07, 2023, 11:03:58 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/07/07/Tunnel-Vision.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 07, 2023, 11:16:15 am

                {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: warspite on July 08, 2023, 08:39:36 am
I thought it was a girl bending over in black knickers until i scrolled down to the steering wheel  :}
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 08, 2023, 10:53:01 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 12, 2023, 02:19:43 pm
 

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 12, 2023, 02:20:19 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 12, 2023, 02:21:12 pm

                                                          Model Boating .....


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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on July 16, 2023, 10:41:26 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on July 17, 2023, 05:34:30 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on July 24, 2023, 11:11:16 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on August 06, 2023, 09:54:24 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/08/06/364244254_806882014773726_1182386642071322406_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tA1vh)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on August 06, 2023, 10:42:01 pm
So what is the problem Martin
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on August 07, 2023, 12:10:41 am
 
... life itself!   %%
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on August 07, 2023, 10:56:35 am
Az If :-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Baldrick on August 07, 2023, 02:29:55 pm
    42
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: dougal99 on August 07, 2023, 04:02:32 pm
That took a bit of thought  8)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on August 11, 2023, 04:25:26 pm
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eBay item number:266367209694
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: warspite on August 11, 2023, 07:19:12 pm
Whats the joke, the funnels that forward, the model or the price wanted for it  %)


OOOOHHHH I see, the funnels are the wrong way round and the superstructure is wrong


The wife just disturbed me, then I realised its about faced - doh
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: rnli12 on August 11, 2023, 07:21:04 pm
Perhaps the funnels are around the wrong way.........
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: warspite on August 11, 2023, 07:35:40 pm
Perhaps the funnels are around the wrong way.........


its the whole superstructure is about faced / turned around
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on August 11, 2023, 08:06:49 pm
 
Yes, seller realizes ( or told of ) her/his mistake and corrects it with later pictures ...  :-))

Gives it a whole new look though!   :o


https://shorturl.at/dnwBV

 
 
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on August 25, 2023, 12:50:11 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: JoJoElbe on August 25, 2023, 06:59:51 pm
 {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: raflaunches on August 25, 2023, 07:58:56 pm
As they say in the RAF…


It’ll do a trip! %% {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: warspite on August 26, 2023, 07:11:01 am
SO that's what they mean by - stuck between a rock and a hard place
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: raflaunches on August 26, 2023, 08:50:01 am
The flak was a bit heavier than normal :}
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on August 26, 2023, 09:19:57 am
The flak was a bit heavier than normal :}

     {-)  {-)  {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on August 26, 2023, 10:52:54 am
Just a bolder landing than others
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: derekwarner on August 26, 2023, 11:17:42 am
Cessna trials heavy lift  %) ........................................................ Derek
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Baldrick on August 26, 2023, 11:26:59 am
Did anyone see the size of that Seagull ?
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on August 27, 2023, 10:52:56 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/08/27/aroundabout.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Akira on August 27, 2023, 07:35:27 pm
Stop at one's own risk :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on August 27, 2023, 10:37:11 pm
where has the picture gone?
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on August 28, 2023, 12:52:10 am
 
I can see it OK ...

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on August 28, 2023, 10:20:27 am
Aye its there now but not last night just a wee yellow square .jpg it has happened before
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on August 28, 2023, 12:47:07 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on August 28, 2023, 12:47:44 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on August 28, 2023, 12:58:03 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on August 28, 2023, 12:58:52 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on August 28, 2023, 01:31:35 pm
 
'Beer can' .... is Jamaican for Bacon!   O0
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on August 29, 2023, 08:30:28 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/08/29/371854455_696468652527834_4025468902961371658_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tTw3D)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: derekwarner on August 30, 2023, 12:59:18 am
So true.......I was accused of repeatedly parking my Mitsubishi at an angle  O0  and taking two parking spots .....my excuse was the concrete is extremely rough and I didn't want to unduly wear out my front tires  >>:-(


Derek
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: KitS on August 30, 2023, 05:11:46 pm
I've got a collection of pics of BMWs parked atrociously on my phone, it's THAT common!


No, the BMWs aren't parked on my phone, the PICS are on my phone...................
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Barry on September 01, 2023, 12:45:12 am
 :}2
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 01, 2023, 06:32:15 am
 
    {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on September 01, 2023, 03:39:05 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on September 22, 2023, 10:49:21 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Capt Podge on September 22, 2023, 06:01:36 pm
...and that sums it up nicely Jaymac...


One thing I would add to it: Maybe you could get a pushchair and walk into people or traffic or maybe the supermarket - all without taking your eyes off the phone you're carrying.  >>:-(


Cheers,
Ray.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on September 22, 2023, 07:46:46 pm
Never use the phone Ray live chat   :-)) 
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on September 25, 2023, 11:22:29 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 28, 2023, 01:43:02 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Capt Podge on September 29, 2023, 12:13:40 am
m
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/09/25/Karl.jpg)


 {-) {-) {-) {-) {-) {-)


...classic !


Cheers,
Ray.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 29, 2023, 08:30:59 am

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on September 29, 2023, 10:39:52 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 29, 2023, 12:09:52 pm

    {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: derekwarner on September 29, 2023, 09:36:18 pm
 {-) %) O0 well done
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 30, 2023, 10:05:25 pm
 

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/09/30/384789407_10233053193817892_5457661920538164111_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tgQIT)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on October 04, 2023, 10:41:43 am
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Dreadnought on October 04, 2023, 05:38:08 pm
Sounds about right!!  {-) {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 06, 2023, 01:11:16 pm
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 06, 2023, 01:12:44 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 06, 2023, 01:13:27 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 06, 2023, 01:14:36 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 06, 2023, 01:15:56 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 12, 2023, 03:47:53 pm
 
October Test:   What is the function of this machine?
 
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 16, 2023, 09:24:54 am

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on October 16, 2023, 10:36:10 am

October Test:   What is the function of this machine?
 
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  The new Server for the  M B Magazine Website
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Colin Bishop on October 16, 2023, 02:43:22 pm
 :-)) {-)
Colin
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 28, 2023, 08:35:28 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/10/28/396684983_10221627359225078_1556776137412135460_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tFLf3)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 29, 2023, 12:32:59 am


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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on October 29, 2023, 10:44:47 am
Weird I still  had to get up 4 times each .at the same hour despite having turned the clock back. Clever Bladder
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: dougal99 on October 29, 2023, 12:09:20 pm
Martin,
if your car clock doesn't update itself you need a new car  {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Dave_S. on October 29, 2023, 12:47:17 pm
Martin,
if your car clock doesn't update itself you need a new car  {-) {-) {-)


Could get expensive, buying a new car every six months!
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Sonar on October 29, 2023, 02:28:35 pm

October Test:   What is the function of this machine?
 
(https://i.postimg.cc/k4PtLytR/385055956-10219019469036119-2860603725464536971-n-1.jpg)


Built to sew buttons on socks 
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on October 29, 2023, 07:31:06 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/10/29/VAC.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Ralph on October 29, 2023, 07:35:14 pm
  {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on October 29, 2023, 09:43:43 pm
 
   {-) {-) {-)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on November 01, 2023, 07:45:12 pm

An elderly couple walk into a fast food restaurant.
They order one hamburger, one order of fries and one drink.
The old man unwraps the plain hamburger and carefully cuts it in half.
He places one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counts out the fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly
placing one pile in front of his wife.
He takes a sip of the drink, his wife takes a sip and then sets the cup down between them.
As he begins to eat his few bites of hamburger,
 the people around them keep looking over and whispering
“That poor old couple – all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.”
As the man begins to eat his fries a young man comes to the table.
He politely offers to buy another meal for the old couple.
The old man replies that they’re just fine – they’re just used to sharing everything.
The surrounding people noticed the little old lady hadn’t eaten a bite.
 She sits there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink.
Again the young man comes over and begs them to let him buy another meal for them.
This time the old woman says “No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.”
As the old man finishes and was wipes his face neatly with the napkin,
the young man again comes over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asks
“May I ask what is it you are waiting for?”
The old woman answers
“The teeth.”
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 03, 2023, 06:47:58 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/11/03/398120516_10231601888939067_9065244927914508201_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tFpG3)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on November 06, 2023, 11:34:43 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/11/06/amaths.jpg)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: derekwarner on November 06, 2023, 01:15:58 pm
Oh...so true jaymac ......not sure if we should laugh {-) , ..........................or cry  <:( .....?


Do we still have timber or trees?


Derek
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on November 06, 2023, 07:53:25 pm
I Wooden no Derek
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: warspite on November 08, 2023, 09:52:17 am
I know the logger was BARKing up the wrong trees all the way from the 1950's  %)


Are we having a pun session now
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Geoff on November 08, 2023, 11:34:51 am
No, but it makes me "sick-a-more" at how badly maths is taught these days!  :embarrassed:


Geoff
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on November 08, 2023, 12:49:30 pm
Aye  in my day if you got it wrong you got the Birch
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 08, 2023, 01:28:54 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 08, 2023, 01:39:04 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: warspite on November 09, 2023, 06:54:46 am
And thats why species should NOT mess with there DNA - an osprey is not the safest way to travel  >>:-(
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 11, 2023, 08:45:59 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 13, 2023, 06:51:09 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/11/13/400996489_366746835689821_8150359182065594011_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tjabT)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: JimG on November 13, 2023, 08:24:10 pm
Quick, call for the Goodies.
Jim
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: chipmonk on November 14, 2023, 03:52:30 pm
WoW it's the son of kitten kong 😉
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 15, 2023, 10:29:32 am

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 15, 2023, 10:29:52 am

(https://i.postimg.cc/47BCPGFy/400959059-331003406339670-2661679528262711054-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/47BCPGFy)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on November 23, 2023, 06:26:51 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/11/23/403728372_334806149292729_1611566768522870802_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tjgeh)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on November 26, 2023, 10:34:36 pm
                                        Toolbox dropped by Nasa astronauts
                                       They made a call to a well known DIY store

                                            ''Jewson'' we have a Problem
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 11, 2023, 06:27:37 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/12/11/409564482_7309611979090830_28730456633002229_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tl7dL)
 
 
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(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/12/11/408769101_10231776273138563_1888142101197546081_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tls6p)
 
Title: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 12, 2023, 06:50:29 pm
 
Christmas Humour - 2023 - Round 1   :}/color]


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(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/12/12/403905049_10232576839672117_8016708937364351984_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tlrxf)

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/12/12/405082682_852700129978470_8838482405564857358_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tld84)
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 15, 2023, 03:48:37 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/gn7gzL0x/Screenshot-2023-12-15-154534.png) (https://postimg.cc/gn7gzL0x)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 15, 2023, 03:50:51 pm
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: JimG on December 15, 2023, 07:37:24 pm
Which year though?
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on December 15, 2023, 07:49:19 pm
Cos you gave her  a blank cheque you Signed
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 16, 2023, 01:18:52 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/12/16/409738788_10232314463348321_90371221906864513_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tx2LX)
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 18, 2023, 04:16:14 am
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: warspite on December 18, 2023, 02:28:44 pm
Tried to figure out the last one, if there was a picture of a bird on the colander, then it could be that rhyme, which includes 4 colander birds
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Dave_S. on December 18, 2023, 03:50:24 pm
Advent colander
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 18, 2023, 05:25:48 pm
 
            :-))

Took me a few minutes too... an hour !   %)
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Dave_S. on December 18, 2023, 06:26:35 pm
It's what you receive when you make a typo ordering on line at this time of the year  %%

Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 19, 2023, 02:09:55 am
     
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 21, 2023, 03:11:33 am

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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 21, 2023, 03:12:18 am
 
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Geoff on December 21, 2023, 02:46:29 pm
 :}
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 21, 2023, 05:11:13 pm
 

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/12/21/412981778_2065018440531812_3085040309812736766_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/txKOn)


(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/12/21/412685708_10232247057581438_809760282822684862_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/txU42)
 
 
 
 
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 21, 2023, 05:40:11 pm
(https://i.ibb.co/SfpTcqW/Screenshot-2023-12-21-173910.png)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 22, 2023, 11:56:17 am
 
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 22, 2023, 01:58:01 pm

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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: warspite on December 22, 2023, 05:10:10 pm
It deployed wings as well, it could be a fore runner to Joe 90's car
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 22, 2023, 06:32:35 pm
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Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 22, 2023, 06:36:00 pm
 
Stephen Hawking and Jim Carrey

(https://i.ibb.co/j6X2LTF/28954338-1601226669967456-6525703247908462782-o.jpg)

Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 22, 2023, 09:09:03 pm
 
 
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 23, 2023, 09:19:42 am

(https://i.postimg.cc/xX27spQ0/Screenshot-2023-12-23-091909.png) (https://postimg.cc/xX27spQ0)
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 23, 2023, 07:44:29 pm
 
Deep Fake VFX - Deeper metrics of Christmas by Jim Meskimen

https://youtu.be/78L6I6vsfrU?si=Hr5UEkYdHrPwDeZH
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 24, 2023, 07:56:00 am

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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 24, 2023, 07:15:24 pm

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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 24, 2023, 07:16:16 pm
 
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 24, 2023, 07:16:56 pm
 
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 24, 2023, 07:17:33 pm
 
(https://i.postimg.cc/mrhRHP9L/412482309-744239747731572-4423285501044880424-n.jpg)
               "The Tree attacked ME!"
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 24, 2023, 08:29:24 pm

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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 24, 2023, 08:29:50 pm
 
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Baldrick on December 24, 2023, 09:10:15 pm
Hum Hum Hum
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 12:32:25 am
 
Hoe Hoe Hoe!
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 12:33:35 am

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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 12:34:30 am

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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 12:35:48 am
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 12:36:59 am
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 12:38:27 am
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 12:40:52 am
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 12:41:24 am
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 12:42:32 am
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 12:44:31 am
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 12:45:14 am

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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 12:49:28 am
 
   OK, I'll stop now!  ok2
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: dougal99 on December 25, 2023, 08:12:51 am
Merry Christmas to all your readers
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 02:27:53 pm
Merry Christmas to all your readers
 
               :-))
Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 02:32:28 pm

Sorry, found a few more ....



     
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Title: Re: Christmas Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 02:34:03 pm
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Turkey's ready!
 

 
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 25, 2023, 05:30:34 pm

Friend:   What did you get the wife for Christmas?
Me:         A diamond ring.
Friend:    I thought she wanted a new car.
Me:        Where am I going to get a fake car?
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 26, 2023, 07:16:16 am
 
Caterpillar marine diesel engines, oil filter change:   https://youtu.be/BVcdMku1gbg?si=LY4MBm9yMv7DzB-3&t=123
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: roycv on December 28, 2023, 05:26:33 pm
 :-)) :embarrassed: :embarrassed:
 :embarrassed: Roy
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on December 28, 2023, 07:53:53 pm

WIFE: Honey let’s play a game
HUSBAND: Okay. What’s the game about?
WIFE: If I mention a country, you run to the left side of the room and touch the wall
 & if I mention a bird, you run to the right side of the room and touch the wall.
If you run in the wrong direction, you’ll give me all your salary for this month
HUSBAND: Okay! And if you fail in your turn, I’ll have your salary too right?
WIFE: (smiles) Yes darling!
HUSBAND: Okay (stands up ready to run in any direction)
Wife: are you ready
Husband: Yes ready
WIFE: TURKEY
It’s been 4 HOURS NOW…
The husband is still standing at the spot wondering
if she meant the Country or the bird
Moral lesson…
 After God, Fear Wife!

Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 29, 2023, 03:37:26 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/12/29/414737578_6982061685211478_3091926662463501018_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tRmSw)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 29, 2023, 03:37:49 am
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/12/29/413889428_10161525853756096_8714987191633481837_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tRFbL)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 29, 2023, 03:39:06 am
 
Annual family Monopoly game went much better this year ....

(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/12/29/413967907_10160236602719412_5507751716777602003_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tRjNp)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 29, 2023, 02:15:50 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/nsm4mgS7/415501402-774893278005616-1093828349621192019-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/nsm4mgS7)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Sven on December 29, 2023, 04:55:00 pm
 :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-)) :-))
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on December 29, 2023, 07:23:25 pm
Wow               Lübeck that used to be a regular visit when the the big shops only did Saturday opening on the First? or the Last one of each month in the 60's
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 30, 2023, 12:28:22 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/vcvTfbP6/412980092-228692810269346-1878870900401778767-n.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/vcvTfbP6)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Baldrick on December 30, 2023, 05:20:46 pm
Age is just a number , in my case a big one.
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Sven on December 30, 2023, 06:11:42 pm
Jaymac,


you are right, but times are changing in Lübeck too, we now have open every satureday from 10 to 20  :}
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: jaymac on December 30, 2023, 07:14:16 pm
Sven


        We used to come up from Fallingbostel a day out for us
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 31, 2023, 07:08:53 pm
(https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/images/2023/12/31/415508495_10159282661306673_1635133489358468180_n.jpg) (https://www.modelboatmayhemimages.co.uk/image/tstPR)
Title: Re: Jokes & Humour - 2023
Post by: Martin (Admin) on December 31, 2023, 09:07:43 pm

(https://i.postimg.cc/qqZnKc3P/415168473-778943804272587-1251106068544059603-n.jpg)
 
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