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Title: Our mate PMK !
Post by: FullLeatherJacket on February 13, 2008, 08:37:01 am
I've had word that The Arch-Dude is a bit on the poorly side. He's confined to bed and only has his laptop and the forum to keep him sane. I'm sure you'll all help to cheer him up and wish him a speedy recovery; we can't afford to allow a cider-lake to build up................ ;)
FLJ
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Peterm on February 13, 2008, 08:39:36 am
I only know PMK from his considerable contributions to this forum, but I wish him all the best for a speedy recovery.   Pete M
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Shipmate60 on February 13, 2008, 08:48:26 am
Stop skiving and drink that Ciider.
Hope you well soon!!

Bob
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Welsh_Druid on February 13, 2008, 09:15:10 am
Last Sunday as we took our boats for a cruise along the lake, Stavros and I were discussing the forum and the people who posted.  I said that the posts I really enjoyed were from PMK . Hope you are well soon mate .

Don B.
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: MikeK on February 13, 2008, 09:29:00 am
Hope you are up and out of that bed Pronto. Butwhile you are lying there doing nothing do you fancy learning how to churn out tug fenders  ::) ::)
Just joking, very best wishes for a speedy recovery

Mike
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Faraday's Cage on February 13, 2008, 09:39:45 am
PMK, keep yer pecker up dude and get well soon.  By the way can you get  I.V. drips for cider ?    ::) ::) ::). Just a thought  O0

FC
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: bigfella on February 13, 2008, 10:01:21 am
PMK, Hurry up and get well. Rock on dude.

Regards David
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: White Ensign on February 13, 2008, 04:23:26 pm
Wooops! PMK flat? Oh dear....
PMK- YOU JUST GOT ONE HEALTH- TAKE CARE OF IT AND DO WHAT IS NECESSARY FOR RECOVERY! ALL MY BEST WISHES..... (Hope you have heard it from South-Germany as I was shouting out of the window).

Know how it feels as I have to watch my health either..... after the brainstroke. The forum and all the old mates lift me up. Hope it does for you as well.

Jörg
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Stavros on February 13, 2008, 05:04:01 pm
Come on PMK get off your backside this forum NEEDS YOU all the best and get well soon

Stavros
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: sheerline on February 13, 2008, 05:08:35 pm
Get well soon PMK...we need your input! O0
Best wishes ...Chris
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: barryfoote on February 13, 2008, 06:05:20 pm
PMK,

What more do you want? Best wishes from around the globe. Wish you all the best for a speedy recovery amigo.

Barry
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: tigertiger on February 13, 2008, 06:32:07 pm
Get wel soon PMK

you now have the perfect excuxse to catch up on your downloading of stuff from the tinternet. :o
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Colin Bishop on February 13, 2008, 06:38:13 pm
Not sure about FLJ's comment that you only have the Forum to stay sane - I'd have thought it would have the opposite effect! But all the best for a speedy recovery anyway.

Colin
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Tug-Kenny RIP on February 13, 2008, 06:38:45 pm
I wish you a speedy recovery PMK.

A laptop in the bedroom eh. The world's at your comand. Have a good surf.

regards

ken

Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Peter Fitness on February 13, 2008, 08:59:31 pm
Best wished from all us convicts here in Australia PMK. Get well soon, I enjoy your posts.
Peter.
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Ghost in the shell on February 13, 2008, 10:24:02 pm
PMK, c'mon matey, you cant be unwell, its not allowed, you have boats to build!

get well soon matey O0 O0

Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: catengineman on February 14, 2008, 12:16:06 am
As all before me have said         Get Well PMK

R,
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: OMK on February 14, 2008, 02:18:17 am
HEY!! What's all this??????

I just spotted the 'PMK is unwell' thread.
Gentlemen, I am touched by all your kind comments. Thank you, thank you!
But, man, you could have knocked me down with a feather. I see that Dave Jacket had actually posted the thread yesterday A.M...... and I only just seen it about 30 mins ago (approx' 01:30).

So if you're wondering what it's all about, and if you've got a couple spare minutes to allow me some self indulgence.......
In a word, blood -- lots of it. Every hour or so I have to make a mad dash for the bathroom, puking-up great gobs of the stuff. Quack says it's a burst ulcer. The silly sod reckons I should be in hospital. But no chance of THAT happening, because once you're in them places all they want to do is shove tubes up your bum and more tubes down your throat. Yuk!
But as Tug Ken says, I have the world at me fingertips... I've got me laptop, I've got access to Mayhem, and I've got enough lucozade to last a lifetime (burp!)
And suddenly, after stumbling upon this thread, I feel a whole load better.

Dudes, in all honesty, I thought I were about as popular as a fart in a space suit. Seems I got it wrong.
For what it's worth, each and everyone who left a reply, please accept my sincerest thanks.

Pete M.
Shipmate Bob.
Don Druid (great handle, great modeller).
Mike K.
'Tel' Faraday.
Bigfella (excellent taste in music).
Our old German co-hort, Jorg (just where is that umlaut on this *$! keyboard??)
Stavvy (who loves ya, baby!).
Chris Sheerline.
Baz Footski.
Tiger T.
Wise old owl, Mr. Bish'.
Tug Ken.
Pete Fitness (ex bank robber, now Oz royalty).
Ghost (neat handle, dude!).
Catengineman.
Mr. Sweeper (in case you're there).

Thanks to each and all of you.
Thank you!


Last word to a certain leather-clad Action man....

Dude, I know what I'm about to say is gonna sound pretty damn cheesy.
Don't wish to sound poncy, but heap big thanks for taking the time, effort and decency to post this thread.
Bless you, mate.
Thanks.
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: bigfella on February 14, 2008, 08:31:19 am
PMK

I agree about the tubes down your throat and up ya bum. I have had a few of those in Hospital. The ones up ya bum are the worse, not the actual procedure as I always have been given Happy Drugs before hand. It is the night before they give you this stuff to drink and about 15 minutes later you are sitting the bog, feeling much like the space shuttle on lift off :o :o :o.

Regards David
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: White Ensign on February 14, 2008, 09:17:26 am
David, but the engine flame of the  booster will be biological....  ::)

Just had been through this procedure for the drugs....  :P
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Welsh_Druid on February 14, 2008, 09:40:05 am
PMK

Totally agree with you re hospitals - BUT -  the last time I was in one I had to have a catheter stuck up my P----.  The day it had to come out a different doctor came to do it.

WOW - she was drop down dead gorgeous, early twenties from somewhere east of Suez, with all the beauty and eastern promise that you could imagine.     An old mans dream - getting your pecker handled by the sort of young woman  that you only see in your daydreams.  And she even apologised in case it hurt ! As if I would have noticed  ;)

There are sometimes compensations you know O0

Don

p.s have to admit it was a private sector hospital - maybe that sort of thing doesn't happen in the NHS ?
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Colin Bishop on February 14, 2008, 09:51:23 am
PMK, I think a lot of us are uncomfortably aware that "there, but for the grace of God go I!" As the old saying has it "If we don't hang together we'll all hang separately. (I think you'd class that as mixed metaphors).

Don't overdose on the Lucozade!

Colin
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Tug-Kenny RIP on February 14, 2008, 10:18:02 am

Phew...... best of luck PMK. Now we can sympathise with you.

Whatever you do, don't go to Google about it.  This is not to be reccommended. You tend to go off on differrent tracks and next thing you know, your having a baby.  ;D

All the best

Ken

Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: sheerline on February 14, 2008, 10:18:33 am
PMK, if you can stay at home and get well your'e probably best off doing just that. Without casting a slur on the wonderful work our overstressed and overworked medical staff perform in hospitals... you might come out with more than you went in with!
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: sheerline on February 14, 2008, 10:25:25 am
Hey Druid, I had a similar experience but they had run out of catheter and used a lump of garden hose instead! Despite the horrendous discomfort and total lack of dignity, I too couldn't help but admire the beautiful young nurse who tended to its removal. What is it with us blokes?.. never say die eh! I reckon that bit of our anatomy is the last bit to keel over as we draw our final breath!! O0
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: catengineman on February 14, 2008, 10:17:01 pm
As I said before,   GET WELL SOON

I read your posts and find you among the best within this hobby.
Dont fret if you need the pipes in then the medical staff of this country are THE BEST.

Take care man. mend quickly sail longer

R,
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Faraday's Cage on February 15, 2008, 10:18:47 am
Best Wishes for a speedy recovery amigo.  O0
Lets hope you're up and about rockin' again soon.

(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o27/telinengland/music48.gif)

FC
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Peterm on February 15, 2008, 02:47:27 pm
I thought PMK was older than that!  Pete M
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: sweeper on February 15, 2008, 04:53:25 pm
Hi there PMK,
Now some statements we can accept, but Lucozade in Somerset?  :(  That's enough to see you barred from every local in about four counties.

Nobody enjoys the prospects of letting the medics run riot, but if a trip to B.R.I. , Frenchay or Southmead will sort it out, is this not a reasonable price to pay? To paraphrase the advert "You know it makes sense".

Hang on in there mate.
 
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: sinjon on February 17, 2008, 07:59:53 am
Just back from a holiday, so have only just seen your post, hope you will survive without hospital attention.
Some years ago I also had a similar experience, no choice but to go to hospital, transfused eight pints of blood, and lost half of my stomach, sure there were tubes everywhere, but I survived. I really don't think its the sort of thing that cures itself.
Best of luck PMK anyway.

Colin
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: bigfella on February 17, 2008, 09:05:02 am
PMK

I must agree with Colin about going in to hospital. I was reluctant to go to hospital 7 years ago but for the insistence of my wife. When I got to Accident and emergency they told me that my kidneys had shut down and that if I had left it any longer I would have died with a heart attack as my potassium was through the roof. My advice is go in for a couple of days until everything is OK. At least while you are there you can check out the nurses, MMMMMMMMM nurses.

Regards David
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Dave Buckingham on February 17, 2008, 09:31:57 am
Another David here
I was already in hospital and to add to my woes had a burst ulcer 27 units blood later and another opp died three times thank god I was in the Hospital.
Nurses were good
Dave
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Shipmate60 on February 17, 2008, 04:55:38 pm
I see you are on here, hope you feeling a bit better.

Bob
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: pomybill on March 25, 2008, 10:30:32 pm
Get well soon . we need your input .
From another downunder wellwisher.
Pomybill.
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: rem2007 on March 25, 2008, 11:09:01 pm
Last time I had surgery I had this gorgeous nurse on my ward and then the shift change came and 2 blokes were on all night. Just my luck, still haven't been right since with stomach, more tests, Oh well.
Hope this doesn't mean you'll miss Glastonbury?
Get well soon mate, and switch to powerade, it has more electrolytes. O0 
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: FullLeatherJacket on March 26, 2008, 07:24:45 am
switch to powerade, it has more electrolytes. O0 
Rob
Do you know anywhere in Somerset which stocks an apple-based version of this at 8.5% ABV?  ::)
FLJ
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: rem2007 on March 26, 2008, 11:05:08 am
Not Somerset, but I know one in Devon but it's a little rough O0
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 13, 2009, 11:29:14 am

I think I've found a video of PMK...















                                          (http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o27/telinengland/music48.gif)
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: DickyD on September 13, 2009, 12:14:10 pm
If you look at reply 26 your video is already there Martin
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: das boot on September 13, 2009, 05:54:30 pm
Good luck PMK, get yourself sorted PDQ.

All the best,

Rich
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: OMK on September 13, 2009, 06:19:23 pm
Thank you, Rich - I appreciate it. Thanks also to all the other names here whom I'd not mentioned in my previous.
Although, I'm having a bit of a chuckle over this one because if you look at the very first post again you'll see that FLJ started this thread back in Feb 2008. I've had heap plenty of recovery time since then, so, thanks to His Martiness, I'm back in the limelight again. :-)

Mave, in case you're there, this time they tell me it's pleurisy, hence the reason why the you-know-what is later than promised.
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: FullLeatherJacket on September 13, 2009, 08:16:37 pm
Mave, in case you're there, this time they tell me it's pleurisy, hence the reason why the you-know-what is later than promised.

Strewth, mate - isn't that fluid on the lungs? Told you not to inhale the apple-stuff  ok2
No hurries - 't will wait until you're recovered.
Mavis
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: das boot on September 13, 2009, 08:32:53 pm
Mavis? Oh, you wait until the lads read this..... {-)  {-)  {-)  {-)  {-)  {-)  Footski...where are you Barry? 


Rich
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Colin H on September 13, 2009, 09:30:26 pm
NO I dare NOT FLJ lives to close.


Colin H.
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: FullLeatherJacket on September 14, 2009, 08:49:53 am
Mavis? Oh, you wait until the lads read this..... {-)  {-)  {-)  {-)  {-)  {-)  Footski...where are you Barry?  

It’s called a nom de plume, silly boy.
 
Mr K and I frequently use them to confuse the little techno-gremlins at GCHQ. These are wont to intercept our high-minded correspondence in the hope of gleaning some tasty titbit of a nefarious nature so that their associate, Comrade Plodski, can find an excuse for a “home-visit”. So far it’s Mavis+Daphne 15; Techno-Gremlins 0. Honi soit qui mal y pense, dude.

Anyroad up, Mr Uggett, I was about to remind you of the sniggersome-ness of the other shortened form of “Richard” (i.e. the one which often goes with Spotted and Custard) when Daphne rebuked me for entering into a battle of wits against an unarmed man…………….  :kiss:  

Colin
Not only do I know where you live, but I know which pub you use....................  :o

FLJ
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Made it to 80 (25p Richer now) on September 14, 2009, 11:27:40 am
AND he informs me, he has a real teapot , keep it warm Pete will be down again in March unless I get the great call in the meantime
                                           Cheers
                                             Bob
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: das boot on September 14, 2009, 07:52:41 pm
It’s called a nom de plume, silly boy.
 
Mr K and I frequently use them to confuse the little techno-gremlins at GCHQ. These are wont to intercept our high-minded correspondence in the hope of gleaning some tasty titbit of a nefarious nature so that their associate, Comrade Plodski, can find an excuse for a “home-visit”. So far it’s Mavis+Daphne 15; Techno-Gremlins 0. Honi soit qui mal y pense, dude.

Anyroad up, Mr Uggett, I was about to remind you of the sniggersome-ness of the other shortened form of “Richard” (i.e. the one which often goes with Spotted and Custard) when Daphne rebuked me for entering into a battle of wits against an unarmed man…………….  :kiss:  

Colin
Not only do I know where you live, but I know which pub you use....................  :o

FLJ

Oi...you can't call me that anymore Mavis ( {-)) it's against my personal rights....I know my rights. And my lefts....



Delia...
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Colin H on September 15, 2009, 10:07:43 pm
Used to use Dave.

The Robin had a refit at the start of last year, then a new manager was installed.

The result Karaoke nights, guest performers, loads of drunken yobs, and all the regulars moved to the Woodie.

That manager has now gone but the place is struggling to regain its reputation of a nice quite village pub.

Colin H.
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: FullLeatherJacket on September 15, 2009, 11:07:35 pm
all the regulars moved to the Woodie.

Blimey, Colin! My great Aunt, Connie Holmes, and her hubbie Harry used to run The Woodlark just after the war. Rumour even has it that I "happened" as a result of my Mum and Dad doing a spot of pub-sitting for them while they were away with the skittles team.....................(Conceived in a pub, eh? That explains a lot, Mr Milbourn)

Haven't been back since...............I bet it's changed a bit.

Shame about the Robin - we used to have a smashing little folk club going there in the mid 70s, and the beer was always top notch.

FLJ
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Colin H on September 16, 2009, 10:41:25 pm
Dave,

The Woodie really is a pub of two halves. The separate dining room serving smashing food, one of the best Sunday lunches going but it is best to book.

The Bar good ale and country characters, well worth a visit.

Colin H.
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: barryfoote on September 17, 2009, 08:01:38 am
Mavis? Oh, you wait until the lads read this..... {-)  {-)  {-)  {-)  {-)  {-)  Footski...where are you Barry? 


Rich

Been away with a knackered PC for some time......Back now and I really am shocked. The great FLT, with doubts about his manhood........well who would have thought it????

No good saying it is a nombe de plume........however they spell it....as no real man would choose Mavis!!!!!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: FullLeatherJacket on September 17, 2009, 10:35:53 am
"FLT"?? Who he?
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: DickyD on September 17, 2009, 11:01:15 am
Come on Mavis, you know who he means.  %)
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: FullLeatherJacket on September 17, 2009, 11:17:44 am
Ah! Of course! Fred Lee Travis - former disc jockey on Radio Dung. Did you know his sister's name is Mavis Travis? Small world, isn't it?
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: Martin (Admin) on September 17, 2009, 11:52:51 am

 Topic renamed.   :-)
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: barryfoote on September 17, 2009, 08:44:15 pm
"FLT"?? Who he?

Now don't blame me....It's this new fangled PC I have!! :} :} :} :} :} :} :} :} :} :} :}
Title: Re: Our mate PMK !
Post by: das boot on September 17, 2009, 08:46:51 pm
Excuses, excuses.... %)



Rich