Two Eskimo's arguing who has the coldest igloo 1st Eskimo Say's watch this, he boils a kettle, pours the boiling water in to a coffee pot, then stirs in some coffee.
He puts out two cups and pours the coffee, it comes out in coffee cubes.
The second Eskimo Say's yes it is cold but still not as cold as mine. They go to the second Eskimo's igloo, the second Eskimo pulls back the seal and polar bear skins on the bed.
This reveals an amount of small round discs about the size of a two pence piece but darker in colour. The 1st Eskimo Say's what does this prove,the second Eskimo Say's pick up one of those brown things up and warm it in your hand.
\\\\he does as he is told and as the warmth of his hand thaws out the object it goes
RAAAAASSSSPPPPP
Cold enough to freeze a What!!! He He
