This is a serious question, and not in any way to be used to make lewd jokes with
Mrs Steve has commanded that we must have a goat. This is actually a fairly sensible idea, but I am at a loss to know how to go about purchasing one, as it's not like they sell them at Tesco....
So, I have a couple of questions:
1) Does anyon know where I can buy a goat from? What type of shops sell goats?
2) Does it involve lots of paperwork? I know that cows and sheep need loads of paperwork but hoping goats don't
3) Anyone have any idea how much an average goat costs?
4) As I'm in Poland at the moment, does anyone know if you can buy a goat and have it delivered to your house?
5) If no one knows about goats, does anyone have *any* idea where I can go to find out more about the purchase of one? Not a lot comes up on google to be honest..
My tip for the day is: When in Poland, never ask your translators father what it was like in WWII, as they get really stressed, shout a lot, and then start to cry. I have *never* wanted to be swallowed up by the earth more in my entire life...
Steve