Gentlemen and ladies (And Martin13 ) of Model Boat Mayhem
I have a confession to make. It would seem that I totally lack the ability to cut frames for boats.
Having spent 3 hours this morning trying to create 2 simple frames, I have abandoned the attempt, in a foul mood, after 7 aborted operations.
Cats have been kicked, wives have been cursed at ( and then grovellingly apologised to - I'm not thick -
) and the goat has recieved a torrent of abuse. However, this is just displacement behaviour.
What should be a simple cut - I'm just trying to cut some elipse shapes in 3mm ply - all I seem to produce is a ragged arsed mess. Not only do I struggle to get the wretched shapes transferred to the wood in a way that I can use ( who invented the "stick templates onto the wood" process?? - what a pain in the backside :( :( ) I also have to content with the fact that, when it comes to chopping up pieces of wood, which, if we are honest, even the village simpleton can manage - I can't keep the saw on track, and end up with a wavey edged mess that bears only the vaugest of similarities to the original template! grr....
So, I'm looking for help.
Either
a) Some kind soul to write post a fool proof procedure for taking the shape of a former of a plan and delivering a bullet proof process for turning it into a lovely looking bit of wood
or
b) an even kinder soul who will, for a suitable monetary reward, chop me up some bits of wood fairly neatly if I send them the shapes.
Please let me state right here and now - as I know many people will view this admission as shameful ( how can a man call himself a modeller if he can't crank out a few formers on a scroll saw?? etc etc ) that I can honestly do other bits of modelling much better. I can lay on body filler so well it barely needs sanding. And I can produce lovely things with GRP and carbon firbe. And I'm a dab hand with the old air brush. It just so happens I either have a mental block, or my hands have a hand block, when it comes to knocking out wooden items.
Now that I have admitted my awfull secret to the world, if anyone could provide advice or a 1-off cutting service, I would be forever in your debt.
Thanks in advance
Steve